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[WAAAAHT]

 

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4:46 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Da?

4:46 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: *ahem* Hello?

4:48 PM - Morero-nic: oh sorry

4:48 PM - Morero-nic is now Offline.

4:48 PM - Morero-nic: you selling the three rune blade?

4:48 PM - Morero-nic: WOW WTF

4:48 PM - Morero-nic is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: you didn't respond, and no.

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: wait what the?

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: it says here that you are offline

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: WHAT THE HELLL

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: I deleted you.

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: oh k

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: And nowhere

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Does it say I'm selling a THree Rune

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: i was going to buy the sniper taunt

4:50 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: 4:48 PM - Morero-nic: you selling the three rune blade?

4:50 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: ^.-

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: you didnt let me finish

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: nvm anyways

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: you are being fucking mean

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: dick

4:50 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14:  <3

 

Nowhere does it say I'm selling a Three Rune Blade or a Sniper Taunt. GG.

 

yay im on your signature.

[Mathan]

This one is a chat with my classmate, we were just talking about that I got 5000 kills on my scatter etc. then it got crazy.

 

Ns Devils | Mathan: my scatter is epic

Bald Ape: oh...

Bald Ape: ...

Ns Devils | Mathan: epic=5000 kills

Ns Devils | Mathan: u got it?

Bald Ape: Yep.

Bald Ape: You have the rank Epic.

Ns Devils | Mathan: holy marry mother of justice, he got it

Bald Ape: LEL

Ns Devils | Mathan: topkek

Bald Ape: [G emoticon]

Ns Devils | Mathan: GG brah

Bald Ape: GG

Ns Devils | Mathan: U know w0t kek means?

Bald Ape: Ok, now I really gotta do my homework

Ns Devils | Mathan:

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: Why the hell am I writing this? let´s do some ctrl+v, ctrl+c

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Bald Ape is now Offline.

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Bald Ape is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

Ns Devils | Mathan: kek

Ns Devils | Mathan: :C

Ns Devils | Mathan: y u no like me?

Ns Devils | Mathan: I cri evrytiem

Ns Devils | Mathan: Y u do diz

Bald Ape is now Online.

Bald Ape:

Ns Devils | Mathan: I want only a cookie c:

Ns Devils | Mathan: u got it? now gimme dat damn cookie

Ns Devils | Mathan: *gimmie

Bald Ape: NAH:

Ns Devils | Mathan: cyka

Bald Ape: :c

Ns Devils | Mathan: blyeat

Bald Ape: GO DOTA, NOW!!!

Ns Devils | Mathan: I´m a scrub destroyer

Bald Ape:

Ns Devils | Mathan: go dota

Ns Devils | Mathan: go dota, deztroy kidz

Bald Ape: LEL

Ns Devils | Mathan: Feel like a god

Bald Ape: lel

Bald Ape: ROFL

Ns Devils | Mathan: leave dota

Bald Ape: FOKU ME

Ns Devils | Mathan: deztroy even more kidz

Ns Devils | Mathan: topkek

Bald Ape: LEL

Ns Devils | Mathan: deztroy kidz IRL

Ns Devils | Mathan: next lvl

Ns Devils | Mathan: git gud

Ns Devils | Mathan: git on mah lvl brah

[Chocolate]

Context: Someone copied my profile pic

 

[Wubsies ♥]

Context: Someone copied my profile pic

 

Giang alt maybe? Or maybe my hidden unknown alt cuz I'm Vietnamese also?

[Julia]

[comfortable]

8:30 PM - Mister Unlucky: Still, that would be overpay like I said. Hard not to overpay with unusuals when there's a fixed-ranged price

8:30 PM - Mister Unlucky: Pure is power

8:31 PM - Mister Unlucky: What I'm saying is, that I don't want to deal with unusuals anymore, I'm getting out of this bloody market

8:31 PM - Mister Unlucky: Might just stick to flipping normal items

8:33 PM - [F2p]Noob: oh

[Bobsplosion]

[knavesmith]

Wow, he really felt it.

[Supore]

...

[d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

16:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

16:01 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: Is any one seling the Antarctic Researcher?

16:01 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: R ya selling the antartic researcher?

16:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nope

16:02 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: Ok

16:02 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: Thanks

16:04 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: R ya selling the Antarctic Researcher?

 

[Supore]

16:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

16:01 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: Is any one seling the Antarctic Researcher?

16:01 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: R ya selling the antartic researcher?

16:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nope

16:02 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: Ok

16:02 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: Thanks

16:04 - Noobest Noob in the Noobtown: R ya selling the Antarctic Researcher?

He's just making sure, y'know.

[BaddyGames]

[H!GH] ToxXiiiC: Hey

[H!GH] ToxXiiiC: Why are you selling hat worth 3 ref for a key ?

BaddyGames: probably

BaddyGames: what is it?

[H!GH] ToxXiiiC is now Online.

BaddyGames: ?

[H!GH] ToxXiiiC: Mining light

BaddyGames: why add me to ask this

[H!GH] ToxXiiiC: Is there anything special about it that makes it worth 1 key ?

BaddyGames: it is a misc

BaddyGames: now why add me to ask?

BaddyGames: ?

[H!GH] ToxXiiiC: Just soo i can report your offer.

BaddyGames: "report"?

BaddyGames: you're pathetic

[H!GH] ToxXiiiC: I usualy wouldnt do that but spaming whole front page of bacpack.tf with worthless items wanting a key for it ... nah ur the pathetic one here

 

*facepalm*

[Opst3r]

Did he actually report you?

[@@@@@@]

http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/topic/4702-best-steam-conversations/

[TheMightyPotato]

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Hello

BlueCactus: hello

BlueCactus: did you have the bonk leadwear?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Bonk headwear?

BlueCactus: lead(

BlueCactus: *

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: lead?

BlueCactus: Bonk Leadwear

BlueCactus: like i said above

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Noo...

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Where did you even add me from?

BlueCactus is now Offline.

[cares]

10/10

[BaddyGames]

Did he actually report you?

pretty sure he did

[RRB]

wow  that guy randomly adds you to tell you that he reports you gg ez

[Heated Bread]

I had a similar thing happen to me

 

...but I posted the log in the right place

[@@@@@@]

[Supore]

"can u accept itms"

I think you need to be premium for that.

[TheMightyPotato]

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Hey

kenben: oh hai

kenben: i wanna trade

kenben: invite me

kenben: please

kenben: ples

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: What are we trading for?

kenben: i have a nice vintage im want to sell or trade

kenben: so invite me

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: .-.

kenben: i saw u on outpodt

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: But I never said I was buying any vintages tho

kenben: u said 1 scrap for the eviction notice

kenben: and my vintage is 0.22 ref

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I'm only taking scrap for it .-.

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: So?

kenben: ok

kenben: please

kenben: just trade me

kenben: please

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: So you'll trade a scrap for it right?

kenben: invite me

kenben: ok fine

 

 

 

kenben added Vintage Natascha 8:15:20 PM

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I said scrap 8:15:27 PM

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: That's not a scrap 8:15:31 PM

kenben: what will u give for this 8:15:35 PM

kenben: its 0.33 ref 8:15:43 PM

kenben: cmon just btake it 8:15:48 PM

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Earlier you said it was .22 8:15:52 PM

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Make up your mind 8:15:58 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

kenben has accepted your request to trade

kenben: fuck u

kenben is now Offline.

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Well alright

[CrafterofGenius]

What 

[Langweenee]

What 

omg dud is a gurl those r rare 

[TheMightyPotato]

Never tell your password to anyone.

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Hello

Poverty Engineer: Hey

Poverty Engineer: How much metal for one of your mishap mercernaries?

Poverty Engineer: The price on the market now is just under 2 ref

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Uhh

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Didn't take into account steam wallet to metal conversion rates

Poverty Engineer: 25 cents per ref.

Poverty Engineer: backpack.tf

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Yeah but

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I don't really intend to sell it for ref

Poverty Engineer: I'll give you a colonel's coat worth 2.33

Poverty Engineer: You'd be making a rec in profit

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I'm good .-.

Poverty Engineer: How about I throw in .66, it'll make it a ref in profit

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Sir, I don't intend to convert to metal

Poverty Engineer: What are you selling them for

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I sell them on the market for like $.46

Poverty Engineer: Yeah, so what would you be buying with them

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I have alot of the new cosmetics

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I'm going to convert them to keys

Poverty Engineer: You can convert the metal to keys . . .

Poverty Engineer: Quite easily . . .

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Not with just one 2 ref item

Poverty Engineer: Taking my offer now will give you more ref, as the price is dropping swiftly

Poverty Engineer: All I'm telling you is that you'll come out of this with 3 ref for a 1.33 ref hat

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Butt

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I only want steam wallet funds that's the thing

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I can't be bothered selling all this stuff on outpost

Poverty Engineer: Whatever man. You'd be making a huge profit. I'll just go to someone else and sell it.

Poverty Engineer: You can make it, or someone else can, I don't care.

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Oh man

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: 1 ref

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I'll be rich

Poverty Engineer: Mhm.

Poverty Engineer: It's betther than none!

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Or is it?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap:

Poverty Engineer: Yes. Yes it is.

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Oh

Poverty Engineer: Just traded the coat for a mishap, didn't even need the .66

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Alright

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Fantastic

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Like I said I wanted Steam wallet funds instead

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: So I don't know why you told me that

Poverty Engineer: You could've made profit

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: 1 ref profit isn't really a big deal so I didn't care that much

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Even then it would be for an item

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: So it's not even garunteed the profit you said

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/spycon 

Poverty Engineer: :^)

Poverty Engineer: :^)

Poverty Engineer: #Shrekt

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: But I didn't care tho...

Poverty Engineer: #Shrektupthebutt

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Looks like you  need to check yourself before you shrek yourself

Poverty Engineer: Looks like you're rekt by shrekt

Poverty Engineer: Shrekt

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I don't have time for this

Poverty Engineer: I don't have time for shrek's long eshrekt cock

Poverty Engineer: Shrekt

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: How would you know it was long?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Looks like

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: You're the one

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Who was shrekt

Poverty Engineer: Shrek's cock is so long it spreads through the earth allowing all to see

Poverty Engineer: you're just the one with it in your anus

Poverty Engineer: ####SSSSHHHHRRREEEEKKKKKT

Poverty Engineer: :^)

Poverty Engineer: :^)

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/spycon 

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Why are you still here?

Poverty Engineer: Hey

Poverty Engineer: Get shrekt

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: What is this the highlight of your day?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Does nothing else happen?

Poverty Engineer: Seeing you get Shrekt

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: *sigh*

Poverty Engineer: Aah, the classis sigh of Shrek's cock penetrating deeper into the anus

Poverty Engineer: *classic

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Yes

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Because I haven't made over $30 from selling on market

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Totally

Poverty Engineer: Lel

Poverty Engineer: You haven't bby

Poverty Engineer: There have been 77 sold at 49

Poverty Engineer: that would equal 33 dollars

Poverty Engineer: 33 unboxes

Poverty Engineer: 33 time 2.49

Poverty Engineer: 82 dollars

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I unboxed different cosmetics you fool

Poverty Engineer: Heh

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Wait

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: It wasn't even me

Poverty Engineer: Lel

Poverty Engineer: Fucking liar

Poverty Engineer: get rekt cheeky little skrub

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Where is this conversation going?

Poverty Engineer: Into shrek's asshole

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: It went from me rejecting your offer to you being an obnoxious douche

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Who keeps repeating something unoriginal

Poverty Engineer: le unoriginal

Poverty Engineer: Shrekt

Poverty Engineer: :^()

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: That doesn't even make sense

Poverty Engineer: You know what else doesn't make sense

Poverty Engineer: The long green ogre cock

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: So technicially if it doesn't make sense I never got shrekt

Poverty Engineer: It doesn't make sense because he Shrek you and Shrek only Shreks those who worship him

Poverty Engineer: :^)

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Now you're just being borderline retarded