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1. Yesterday
2. 

   humann

   well

   • 4 hours ago
3. 

   DanielDee

   Just a heads up. Anyone using http://whois.domaintools.com/tf2phoenix.com
   should stop. Looks like from my investigations they are linked to all the loot going to the user called mostwanted.

    

   • 13 hours ago

   1. 

      DanielDee

      5 days old
      Created on 2019-05-15
      Expires on 2020-05-15
      Updated on 2019-05-15

      • 13 hours ago
4. 

   Diamond jozu

   Nobody:

    

    

   Not a single voice:

    

    

   @Offline : WhEn ArE gonna be aBLE to price the recent WaR Paints??

    

    

    

    

   (edit:i do not mean to offend you,offline but its somewhat a meme of you)yeet

   • 15 hours ago
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     FLAIMBOT_ reacted to this
5. 

   erts

   dead forum

   • 22 hours ago

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   2. 

      YeahImAndrew

      everyone is on the discord now, nerd

      • 14 hours ago
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        humann reacted to this
   3. 

      karma miguel

      I think I left the discord early this year.

      • 6 hours ago
   4. 

      humann

      discord

      • 4 hours ago
6. Last week
7. 

   Apeiron

   https://backpack.tf/suggestion/58f2d6c30e2cad10b40e739e

    

   lmao, 800 bucks paid once and it's 12 keys now. topkek.

   • Sunday at 08:35 PM
   • • 2

     ǍгᴄᴀɴД.t✖t and Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons reacted to this

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   2. 

      Apeiron

      nice wealth shift tho.

      • Sunday at 09:43 PM
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   3. 

      humann

      https://imgur.com/a/P3fx5tY

      @Diamond jozu

      • 23 hours ago
   4. 

      Diamond jozu

      feck off @humann    at that time,i wanted to buy all the holy grails taunt and thought that suggestion was too low

      • 15 hours ago
8. 

   YeahImAndrew

   EUROVISION HYPEEEEEEEEE

   • Saturday at 05:32 PM

   1. 

      _inu

      Eurovision is trash rofl

      • Sunday at 09:04 AM
9. 

   Diamond jozu

   dont mind me.just cleaning up all the garbage down here below(except tako's)

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

   sin is still a xXxcOtToNHEadloverxX

   • Friday at 03:34 AM
10. 

    Tako

    Sekiro Shadows Die Twice:
    The story of an amputee who gives everyone SUPER AIDS in his quest to save his little master from the evil hands of Robin Hood.

    • Thursday at 10:38 AM
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11. 

    humann

    https://marketplace.tf/shop/eprfectblue

    • Thursday at 08:58 AM
12. 

    phenompak

    fix it fisk

    • Wednesday at 12:39 PM
13. 

    Weedoof

    quick reminder that steam has a music player for some reason

    • May 14

    1. 

       FLAIMBOT_

       I used to use that while playing csgo.. awk

       • May 14
    2. 

       phenompak

       weirdo above

       • May 14
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14. Earlier
15. 

    Happysedits

    c

    • May 14

    1. 

       ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

       o

       • May 14
16. 

    unstopaBULLY

    Exam questions be like: 

     

    https://prnt.sc/nnzso2

    • May 13
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      ǍгᴄᴀɴД.t✖t, FLAIMBOT_, ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309 and 1 other reacted to this

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    2. 

       unstopaBULLY

       

       • May 14
       • • 2

         TronJon and Torb | Elite Spell Trader™ reacted to this
    3. 

       TronJon

       damn bro just admit the joke went over your head

       • May 15
    4. 

       Rosalina

       It's not funny. OP is just an idiot who posted the same unintelligent response twice in a row, lol.

        

       EDIT: Accidentally just erased my 2nd reply because my computer showed it has having been posted twice, deleted one of them and both disappeared...

       • 14 hours ago
17. 

    JayTee

    Kawhi is fucking disgusting

    • May 13

    1. 

       R3SP4WN

       The fuck is kawhi

       • May 13
    2. 

       ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

       https://twitter.com/NBA/status/1128049781299863552

       • May 13
18. 

    CrafterofGenius

    disgusting

    • May 13

    1. 

       ǍгᴄᴀɴД.t✖t

       Some might say it's kinky

       • May 13
19. 

    Chewbs

    Hi

    • May 13

    1. 

       A Delicious Cashew

       hello

       • May 14
20. 

    Gabe

    Okay, this is epic

     

    

    • May 13

    1. 

       Diamond jozu

       theres this too

       https://backpack.tf/stats/Unusual/Coupe%20D'isaster/Tradable/Craftable/60

        

       buy mine

       • May 13
    2. 

       Weedoof

       https://backpack.tf/suggestion/5884fc7fe338772534521bd7

       • May 13
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         Gabe reacted to this
    3. 

       Diamond jozu

       i forgot about that smoking pot but oh well

       • May 14
21. 

    Findiculous

    Who is this "Pollen" and why do i keep getting added by their thousands of alts!!!!  Give up dude!!!

    • May 12

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    2. 

       Findiculous

       Yeah thats the one

       • May 12
    3. 

       ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

       Impersonators of https://steamcommunity.com/id/heccinfrick/

       • May 12
    4. 

       R3SP4WN

       Damn...

       • May 13
22. 

    Kostek

    Finally 😁

    https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1738931565

    • May 11
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    1. 

       Weedoof

       Congrats!

       • May 12
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         Kostek reacted to this
    2. 

       Zeus_Junior

       🎉

       • May 12
23. 

    unstopaBULLY

    Thanks bp.tf for encouraging sharking and allowing this to happen regularly 

     

    https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198846908135#!/compare/1557273600/1557446400

    • May 11

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    2. 

       Pixxi0us

       enot is not just involved with with sharking but fencing for scammers as well.
        

       • May 12
    3. 

       DanielDee

       Yeah they do nothing with sharkers. Even with evidence... I reported someone once with perfect proof and they didnt even get a warning. You are 100% correct.

       • May 14
    4. 

       Diamond jozu

       the only sharker that i hated the most was 'demo the stickie' scumbag as he was too desperate that he went scamming

       • May 14
24. 

    Tako

    Be sure to beware of zombies.
    Those idiots don't pay their taxes!

    • May 11
25. 

    Offline

    a coworker gave me a spicy wing today, leftovers from a spicy wing challenge = eat 10 of these in 5 minutes and you get $250 gift card for the entire shopping outlet

    he signed 2 waivers - one to eat them in the restaurant and one to take them out of the restaurant

     

    i ate one

     

    im also the guy that thinks jalapenos are spicy

     

    i drank half a gallon of milk in front of my boss, i'm certain he was thinking "motherfucker, milk ain't free..."

     

    crying, pain, swollen lips, flaming butthole

     

    i want to go back

    • May 11

    1. 

       Diamond jozu

       *laughs pathetically in indian/mexican*

       • May 11
    2. 

       Vrakos Anthrakir

       how many scovilles?

       • May 11
    3. 

       ksolis01

       What type of chile did they use?

       • May 12
26. 

    Apo

    daily reminder

    • May 11

    1. 

       mastikhor

       chode

       • May 11
    2. 

       Weedoof

       almost forgot, thanks

       • May 11
27. 

    puddingkip

    somebody buy my 200 keys for euros thanks

    • May 10

    1. 

       Baloo

       This is america, only use american euros

       • May 11
    2. 

       Diamond jozu

       i will offer invinsible 400 dollars for em.thx

       • May 11
28. 

    Diamond jozu

    daily reminder that the post below me is an actual shitpost.

    • May 10

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