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Monday, September 29, 2014

5:18 PM - Cedar~: hi

5:18 PM - Connor彡: hi

5:19 PM - Cedar~: you added me

5:20 PM - Connor彡: I simply add friends

5:20 PM - Connor彡 is now Offline.

 

nope

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Monday, September 29, 2014
5:18 PM - Cedar~: hi
5:18 PM - Connor彡: hi
5:19 PM - Cedar~: you added me
5:20 PM - Connor彡: I simply add friends
5:20 PM - Connor彡 is now Offline.
 
nope

 

he got rekt

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Is there actually 11% chance or is what he says 88% bullshit?

He's probably 88% mentally retarded, 11% bullshit, 1% an idiot, and 100% not deserving of living his life.

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7:26 PM - Cedar~: Changing your name?

7:26 PM - Chestnaught: C=

7:26 PM - Cedar~: Now that's finally too far.

7:26 PM - Chestnaught: C=

7:27 PM - Cedar~: You can be chestsmith

7:27 PM - Cedar~: Yus

7:27 PM - Chestnaught: nu

7:29 PM - Cedar~: But you're more obsessed with chestnaught than wubsies is with mikasa ackerman

7:29 PM - Chestnaught: You know what's ironic

7:29 PM - Cedar~: What

7:29 PM - Cedar~: ?

7:29 PM - Chestnaught: I chose Froakie. C=

 

7:30 PM - Cedar~: I chose chespin

7:30 PM - Cedar~: I am more chestnaught then you

7:30 PM - Chestnaught: Maybe so

7:30 PM - Chestnaught: Or maybe naught

 

I was gunna post dis :s
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mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hey
CalixSwag: hey
CalixSwag: still have your unusual haT?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah
CalixSwag: how much?
CalixSwag: in keyS?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: like around 16
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: have  a trusted friend online?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm not really
CalixSwag: a clsoe friend?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: actually 1
CalixSwag: okay
CalixSwag: bro
CalixSwag: invite him in chat
CalixSwag: so we can proceed
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: so you wanna buy the unusual?
CalixSwag: yah
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: and how much are you paying?
CalixSwag: 16
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm nah i cant do 15
CalixSwag: 16
CalixSwag: then|?
CalixSwag: but first
CalixSwag: is it okay if you let your friend hold your haT?
CalixSwag: for 1 min
CalixSwag: i need to check it
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: check it for what
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: its duped if that what your checking
CalixSwag: because some item change after the trade once i see it in his inventory then im satisfied
CalixSwag: you have it back then we trade
CalixSwag: thats all
CalixSwag: wotnt take long\
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: you mean like you wanna check if its duped?
CalixSwag: yah
CalixSwag: so can we proceed now
CalixSwag: ?
CalixSwag: you said you have a friend
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah i got some
CalixSwag: okay
CalixSwag: bro invite him in chat
CalixSwag: so we cabn procced
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: like a group chat?
CalixSwag: yah
CalixSwag: so?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm the only thing is i dont think you have 16 keys
CalixSwag: lol
CalixSwag: 16 keys is so cheap bro
CalixSwag: i can always get it from market
CalixSwag: but i need to check it first
CalixSwag: to make sure im buying it
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh ok
CalixSwag: okay
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but wouldnt it be better if you got the keys first?
CalixSwag: well if your item isnt clean then i wont buy it
CalixSwag: well yyeah?
CalixSwag: seems fair?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: its not i told you
CalixSwag: bro
CalixSwag: some item change after the trade i just want to see it in your friends inventory
CalixSwag: thats all
CalixSwag: nothingm ore
CalixSwag: is that hard?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: kind of
CalixSwag: lol
CalixSwag: you hiding something?
CalixSwag: you dont trust your friend or something?
CalixSwag: you afraid it change?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yes
CalixSwag: lol
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: :)
CalixSwag: then i cant trade bro if thats the case its my security we talking here
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh i see
CalixSwag: ?
CalixSwag: what?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: ok 1 sec
CalixSwag: okay
 
basiclly after that me and my friend trolled him in group chat and he ragequited

 

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mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hey
CalixSwag: hey
CalixSwag: still have your unusual haT?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah
CalixSwag: how much?
CalixSwag: in keyS?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: like around 16
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: have  a trusted friend online?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm not really
CalixSwag: a clsoe friend?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: actually 1
CalixSwag: okay
CalixSwag: bro
CalixSwag: invite him in chat
CalixSwag: so we can proceed
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: so you wanna buy the unusual?
CalixSwag: yah
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: and how much are you paying?
CalixSwag: 16
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
CalixSwag: 15
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm nah i cant do 15
CalixSwag: 16
CalixSwag: then|?
CalixSwag: but first
CalixSwag: is it okay if you let your friend hold your haT?
CalixSwag: for 1 min
CalixSwag: i need to check it
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: check it for what
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: its duped if that what your checking
CalixSwag: because some item change after the trade once i see it in his inventory then im satisfied
CalixSwag: you have it back then we trade
CalixSwag: thats all
CalixSwag: wotnt take long\
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: you mean like you wanna check if its duped?
CalixSwag: yah
CalixSwag: so can we proceed now
CalixSwag: ?
CalixSwag: you said you have a friend
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah i got some
CalixSwag: okay
CalixSwag: bro invite him in chat
CalixSwag: so we cabn procced
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: like a group chat?
CalixSwag: yah
CalixSwag: so?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm the only thing is i dont think you have 16 keys
CalixSwag: lol
CalixSwag: 16 keys is so cheap bro
CalixSwag: i can always get it from market
CalixSwag: but i need to check it first
CalixSwag: to make sure im buying it
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh ok
CalixSwag: okay
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but wouldnt it be better if you got the keys first?
CalixSwag: well if your item isnt clean then i wont buy it
CalixSwag: well yyeah?
CalixSwag: seems fair?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: its not i told you
CalixSwag: bro
CalixSwag: some item change after the trade i just want to see it in your friends inventory
CalixSwag: thats all
CalixSwag: nothingm ore
CalixSwag: is that hard?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: kind of
CalixSwag: lol
CalixSwag: you hiding something?
CalixSwag: you dont trust your friend or something?
CalixSwag: you afraid it change?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yes
CalixSwag: lol
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: :)
CalixSwag: then i cant trade bro if thats the case its my security we talking here
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh i see
CalixSwag: ?
CalixSwag: what?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: ok 1 sec
CalixSwag: okay
 
basiclly after that me and my friend trolled him in group chat and he ragequited

 

 

Should post the trolling chat as well but I guess you don't have it anymore?  :unsure:

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Fxmows: hey
WAAAAHT: hi
WAAAAHT: that key price
WAAAAHT: LOL I LOVE YOU
Fxmows: xD
Fxmows: someone had to do it xD
WAAAAHT: Lord Fxmows
Fxmows: xD
Fxmows: love your nname btw =D
WAAAAHT: heuhueuhueh
Fxmows: ill sell you the key for a key
WAAAAHT: lel
Fxmows: :P
WAAAAHT: my keys are imbued with an ancient power
WAAAAHT: D:
Fxmows: rare keys!!!
Fxmows: nice =D
Fxmows: you have alot of them :P
WAAAAHT: ;3
Fxmows: i am trading my way up there
Fxmows: i had an unusual but it was scammed
WAAAAHT: ;c
Fxmows: it was cheap
Fxmows: a steaming gym rat
WAAAAHT: inbx4killerexlucisbe
WAAAAHT: lol
Fxmows: i got it for the sake of getting an unusual
Fxmows: so i can say that i turned a weapon into an unusual in 3 weeks
WAAAAHT: lol
WAAAAHT: that shit never works
Fxmows: i did
WAAAAHT: never worked for me
Fxmows: it worked for me
WAAAAHT: ;o
WAAAAHT: luckily i got to transfer my ims
WAAAAHT: hacker got a cheap unusual and some mann co packages
Fxmows: i'll catch up with you soon at this rate =D
WAAAAHT: dont ask why i keep them
WAAAAHT: lol :D
 
"Fxmows: i'll catch up with you soon at this rate =D"
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On the 28th Chocolate and I commissioned Sync.

 

Two days later:

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Literally half an hour later:

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Chocolate will never forget this.

 

Never mind, you still owe me a Burning Pullover for betting on the Vaccinator's stats

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le us thinking up a request for Sync again:

 

Choccie: What else do you wanna add?
Bobsplosion: Specify the selfie thing
Bobsplosion: Let me find a ref
Bobsplosion: Holy shit
Bobsplosion: I didn't
Bobsplosion: I shouldn't
Bobsplosion: Have looked up selfie
 
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Choccie: LOL
Choccie: holy shit
Choccie: all that jailbait
Bobsplosion: Trying to find one from the right perspective
Bobsplosion: That isn't slutty
Bobsplosion: it's not possible ;_;
Choccie: It's either slut or bieber
Choccie: What the fuck
Bobsplosion: Forgive us sync
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le us thinking up a request for Sync again:

 

Choccie: What else do you wanna add?

Bobsplosion: Specify the selfie thing

Bobsplosion: Let me find a ref

Bobsplosion: Holy shit

Bobsplosion: I didn't

Bobsplosion: I shouldn't

Bobsplosion: Have looked up selfie

 

3Xqd4AD.jpg

 

Choccie: LOL

Choccie: holy shit

Choccie: all that jailbait

Bobsplosion: Trying to find one from the right perspective

Bobsplosion: That isn't slutty

Bobsplosion: it's not possible ;_;

Choccie: It's either slut or bieber

Choccie: What the fuck

Bobsplosion: http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1369937/miley-cyrus-no-stranger-selfie.jpg

Bobsplosion: Forgive us sync

What you should've done is selfie -porn -celebrities -sexy

Whenever I do a google search, I'll always put in -jumpscares -porn

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Just take it without adding

It was already way over my B/O hat was over double of mine, I don't mind adding a bit for a guy who doesnt care about getting a better hat but rather a hat he wants at the time.  I try to be a nice guy like that for the nicer traders.

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TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Uh

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Hi?

123456789: do you still have your hat? the unusual one

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Yeah

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I do .-.

123456789: may i know how many keys you want for it ?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: 25 I guess

123456789: okay, let me think first.

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: mk

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: That's alot of time thinkin .-.

123456789: is it okay if i make a condition to prove that is not duped?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: It is duped

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: So yeah

123456789: do you have a trusted friend whos online right now?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: But I already told you that it's duped

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: What would be the point?

123456789: hmm let me take screenshots and do some recordings for my security

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Why...

123456789: i just wanna make sure okay?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: But if I told you that it is duped there's no need for a trusted friend

123456789: hmm

123456789: i need to see it traded in another inv for me to take screenshots

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: I don't even .-.

123456789: then if im done then we trade

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: You see this is where the scam falls apart

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: If it's duped then you have no other routes to take

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Next thing you're gonna tell me is it's magically gifted somehow?

TheMightyPotato #Billstoscrap: Well, there's no point in continuing this.

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September-30-14

6:19 PM - Mr. Bucket: jo

6:19 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): hi

6:19 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): i want to buy a upgrade to premium

6:20 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): hello?

6:21 PM - Mr. Bucket: sure

6:22 PM - Mr. Bucket: sorry

6:22 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): anything from my backpack you will take for it

6:22 PM - Mr. Bucket: hi

6:22 PM - Mr. Bucket: whoops

6:22 PM - Mr. Bucket: wrong person

6:22 PM - Mr. Bucket: and looking for 4 keys in items sorry

6:22 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): i ahve a 4 key item

6:23 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): but why not 3.1 keys in items

6:23 PM - Mr. Bucket: dont want items

6:23 PM - Mr. Bucket: only want pure

6:23 PM - Mr. Bucket: unless its big overpay

6:23 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): but is there anythign from my backpacjk you willt ake for it

6:24 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): *backpack Take

6:24 PM - Mr. Bucket: unless its 4 keys in items no sorry

6:24 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): what do you want from my backpack ._.

6:24 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): for the item

6:25 PM - Mr. Bucket: cross comm+festive sticky

6:26 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): nop

6:26 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): i will enevr do festives and my doble cross

6:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: no thanks then

6:26 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N): fuck you then m8

6:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: thanks.

6:26 PM - Tron?_ (B4L) (MRS.N) is now Offline.
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[]Doctor Pyroscout: so you dont have any hats? 
amkâ„¢: not much 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: WELL FUCK YOU DEN 
amkâ„¢: OK IM READY 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: *GETS PROSTITUTE* 
amkâ„¢: *KILLS PROSTITUTE* 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: *RAPES DEAD PROSTITUTE* 
amkâ„¢: *EATS DEAD PROSTITUTE 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: PUKES ON AMK 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: *LICKS PUKE OFF AMK 
amkâ„¢: MY GOD 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: xD 
amkâ„¢: *EATS MYSELF* 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: EATS AMKS REMAINS* 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: THEN SHOOTS SELF IN DICK 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: *DIED* 
amkâ„¢: FIN 
[]Doctor Pyroscout: GREAT JOB EVERYONE 

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[]Doctor Pyroscout: so you dont have any hats? [/size]amkâ„¢: not much [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: WELL FUCK YOU DEN [/size]amkâ„¢: OK IM READY [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: *GETS PROSTITUTE* [/size]amkâ„¢: *KILLS PROSTITUTE* [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: *RAPES DEAD PROSTITUTE* [/size]amkâ„¢: *EATS DEAD PROSTITUTE [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: PUKES ON AMK [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: *LICKS PUKE OFF AMK [/size]amkâ„¢: MY GOD [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: xD [/size]amkâ„¢: *EATS MYSELF* [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: EATS AMKS REMAINS* [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: THEN SHOOTS SELF IN DICK [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: *DIED* [/size]amkâ„¢: FIN [/size][]Doctor Pyroscout: GREAT JOB EVERYONE [/size]

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