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Vince_    15
Vince_

Screw screencaps.

 

 

[PRG] MrFish291: So anyway, I've been neglecting to play the Pyro class, mainly because I'm no good at it. Any maps in perticuar you'd suggest to help me get better at it?
[PRG] Vince: Um....
[PRG] Vince: Uh...
[PRG] Vince: Well, there's...
[PRG] Vince: Uh....
[PRG] Vince: I dunno.
[PRG] MrFish291: Oh, right. You don't play normal maps.
[PRG] MrFish291: XD

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Spyromancer    76
Spyromancer

1:38 AM - Spyromancer ~~<==3: and you don't feel anything in what sense?
1:38 AM - redban: i told you
1:39 AM - redban: like
1:39 AM - redban: we were having a real passionate kiss and what not
1:39 AM - redban: and during it
1:39 AM - redban: i started remembering a sick airshot i got earlier
1:39 AM - redban: LOL
1:39 AM - Spyromancer ~~<==3: ROFL
1:39 AM - redban: i instantly got a boner

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Julia Gillard the Honest    398
Julia Gillard the Honest

I'm currently trying to get a delivery from a TF2Shop bot. It keeps cancelling the trade immediately before completion. Below is the conversation so far. After I post this, I'm going to go to bed and try again later.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
TF2Shop - Storage Five: Sorry, but you do not seem to be a TF2Shop.net customer.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has declined your trade request.
TF2Shop - Storage Five: Hello, your TF2Shop order is now ready. Please send me a trade request when you are ready to receive your order.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.

 

EDIT: 82 minutes so far. :P That bot's a bit broken.

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AwesomeMcCoolName    3382
AwesomeMcCoolName

Don't have a screenshot of it, but it was great (in summation):

Him: I'd like to buy 5 Earbuds with Cash

Me: $180 USD sent as gift and you pay any fees which may occur for 5 Buds.

Him: Ok

Him: Sent (Still haven't sent him my Paypal email)

 

...Scammers are such clever people, aren't they?

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Don't have a screenshot of it, but it was great (in summation):

Him: I'd like to buy 5 Earbuds with Cash

Me: $180 USD sent as gift and you pay any fees which may occur for 5 Buds.

Him: Ok

Him: Sent (Still haven't sent him my Paypal email)

 

...Scammers are such clever people, aren't they?

 

 

SMARTEST SCAMMER ALIVE

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jjjon123    427
jjjon123

 

Me: hey
Him is now Away.
Him is now Online.
Me: yo
Him: WAT
Him: WHO
Him: WHO U?
Him: ME
Him: U
Me: You adde me
Him: WERE
Him: WAT
Him: o
Him: hold one
Him: Hold
Me: sure
Him: on
Him: 1 sec
Him: o yea
Him: now i know
Him: i have a ques for u
Him: how the fuck
Me: k
Him: u get
Him: ur bp
Me: ???
Him: ur tf2 back pack
Me: rephrase the question
Him: How
Him: did
Him: u
Him: get
Him: so much shit
Me: idling
Me: trading
Him: Well
Him: for idling
Him: i have a ques
Him: if i idle
Him: 1 day straight
Him: how many items
Me: no you dont get banned/caught
Him: can i get?
Me: 8-12 items/week/account\
Him: Ah
Him: um
Him: and why u have so much
Him: vintage dalks
Me: becuase I bought them all with metal
Me: its fun
Him: well um
Him: how much metal
Him: u pay?
Me: .33 each
Him: And lastly
Him: would u like to buy
Him: a hat
Me: wat hat
Him:


Me: 1.33
Him: well
Him: it is a crafted
Him: bro
Me: I dont buy hats ac tually
Me: sry
Him: ?
Him: why
Him: well
Him: wat do u buy mate?
Me: chocolate
Me: unusuals
Him: How much would u pay
Him: for 100 choco
Me: plain or vintage
Me: I dont erally need plain
Him: Vintage
Me: id pay 33.33 refined + some sweets
Him: Holy
Him: shit
Him: I will
Him: brb
Him: ima go
Him: to warehous
Him: i have around
Him: 20k points
Him: on tf2 warehouse
Him: lol
Him: so
Him: how much
Him: per choco
Me: .33
Me: refined
Him: so
Me: 1 reclaimed
Me: 3 for 1 refined
Him: wow
Him: 1 rec a peice
Him: thats not that bad actually
Him: i can supply u
Him: weekly
Him: if anything
Me: I already buy from tf2wh
Me: I bought 30 last night
Him: so
Him: thats
Him: 6 for a key
Him: right?
Me: no
Me: key = 3.5-3.66 now
Him: so thats
Me: id pay a key for 10-11
Him: Ah
Him: so
Him: what got u
Him: hooked on
Him: choco
Me: v sandviches were already being colelcted
Me: so i picked chocolate instead
Him: lol
Him: anything eles
Him: u collecting?
Me: nop
Him: well
Him: orginally
Him: added u to sell a hat
Him: but
Him: sold it earlier
Me: what kind, plain or unusual
Him: unusual
Him: western wear
Him: with ghost
Me: who did you sell it too 
Him: my friend
Him: Cpt.duck
Him: He put it
Him: in his secret account
Him: and i put my payment
Him: in secret
Him: got 3 buds
Him: 20 keys
Him: 
Me: cool ,thats more than I would have payed ^^
Me: Im just looking for cheap stuff anyway
Him: Well
Him: u gutta start buying heavy pocket hitters
Him: they will always be worth its cost
Him: u know
Him: my friend tho
Him: i will tell u
Him: i have a friend
Him: that has
Him: the most
Him: COSTLY
Him: hat
Him: EVE
Him: like worth ur bp
Him: x
Him: 1000
Me: wow what hat is it
Him: its
Him: a hat
Him: that no ones eles
Him: has
Him: because it was patched
Him: he has
Him: a unusual
Him: bill
Him: with ghosts
Him: it is worth
Him: 500 buds
Him: 1000 keys
Him: no one eles but few have it
Him: cause if u went back
Him: to tf2
Him: with this hat
Him: in ur bp
Him: is goes away
Me: well have a nice day bro
Him: u to mate
Him: hold on
Him: nvm
Him: lol
Him: bye
Him is now Offline.

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lukecandy    312
lukecandy

 

Me: hey
Him is now Away.
Him is now Online.
Me: yo
Him: WAT
Him: WHO
Him: WHO U?
Him: ME
Him: U
Me: You adde me
Him: WERE
Him: WAT
Him: o
Him: hold one
Him: Hold
Me: sure
Him: on
Him: 1 sec
Him: o yea
Him: now i know
Him: i have a ques for u
Him: how the fuck
Me: k
Him: u get
Him: ur bp
Me: ???
Him: ur tf2 back pack
Me: rephrase the question
Him: How
Him: did
Him: u
Him: get
Him: so much shit
Me: idling
Me: trading
Him: Well
Him: for idling
Him: i have a ques
Him: if i idle
Him: 1 day straight
Him: how many items
Me: no you dont get banned/caught
Him: can i get?
Me: 8-12 items/week/account\
Him: Ah
Him: um
Him: and why u have so much
Him: vintage dalks
Me: becuase I bought them all with metal
Me: its fun
Him: well um
Him: how much metal
Him: u pay?
Me: .33 each
Him: And lastly
Him: would u like to buy
Him: a hat
Me: wat hat
Him:


Me: 1.33
Him: well
Him: it is a crafted
Him: bro
Me: I dont buy hats ac tually
Me: sry
Him: ?
Him: why
Him: well
Him: wat do u buy mate?
Me: chocolate
Me: unusuals
Him: How much would u pay
Him: for 100 choco
Me: plain or vintage
Me: I dont erally need plain
Him: Vintage
Me: id pay 33.33 refined + some sweets
Him: Holy
Him: shit
Him: I will
Him: brb
Him: ima go
Him: to warehous
Him: i have around
Him: 20k points
Him: on tf2 warehouse
Him: lol
Him: so
Him: how much
Him: per choco
Me: .33
Me: refined
Him: so
Me: 1 reclaimed
Me: 3 for 1 refined
Him: wow
Him: 1 rec a peice
Him: thats not that bad actually
Him: i can supply u
Him: weekly
Him: if anything
Me: I already buy from tf2wh
Me: I bought 30 last night
Him: so
Him: thats
Him: 6 for a key
Him: right?
Me: no
Me: key = 3.5-3.66 now
Him: so thats
Me: id pay a key for 10-11
Him: Ah
Him: so
Him: what got u
Him: hooked on
Him: choco
Me: v sandviches were already being colelcted
Me: so i picked chocolate instead
Him: lol
Him: anything eles
Him: u collecting?
Me: nop
Him: well
Him: orginally
Him: added u to sell a hat
Him: but
Him: sold it earlier
Me: what kind, plain or unusual
Him: unusual
Him: western wear
Him: with ghost
Me: who did you sell it too 
Him: my friend
Him: Cpt.duck
Him: He put it
Him: in his secret account
Him: and i put my payment
Him: in secret
Him: got 3 buds
Him: 20 keys
Him: 
Me: cool ,thats more than I would have payed ^^
Me: Im just looking for cheap stuff anyway
Him: Well
Him: u gutta start buying heavy pocket hitters
Him: they will always be worth its cost
Him: u know
Him: my friend tho
Him: i will tell u
Him: i have a friend
Him: that has
Him: the most
Him: COSTLY
Him: hat
Him: EVE
Him: like worth ur bp
Him: x
Him: 1000
Me: wow what hat is it
Him: its
Him: a hat
Him: that no ones eles
Him: has
Him: because it was patched
Him: he has
Him: a unusual
Him: bill
Him: with ghosts
Him: it is worth
Him: 500 buds
Him: 1000 keys
Him: no one eles but few have it
Him: cause if u went back
Him: to tf2
Him: with this hat
Him: in ur bp
Him: is goes away
Me: well have a nice day bro
Him: u to mate
Him: hold on
Him: nvm
Him: lol
Him: bye
Him is now Offline.

lol

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Sheep    71
Sheep
Never tell your password to anyone.

[ΦΣ] Sheep: My butt hurts

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: hot

[ΦΣ] Sheep: lewd

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay

[ΦΣ] Sheep: i'm gay

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: what the HELL man

[ΦΣ] Sheep: anal pleasure

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: do you suck cocks?

[ΦΣ] Sheep: yep

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i dont know waht to say

[ΦΣ] Sheep: good

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: ):

[ΦΣ] Sheep: :3

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: so whats the dealio dweeb

[ΦΣ] Sheep: I don't know i just wanted to add you

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: why

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: nohomo here dude

[ΦΣ] Sheep: i know but you seemed cool

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: cool as HELL bruh

[ΦΣ] Sheep: yah

[ΦΣ] Sheep: I'm also cool

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay

[ΦΣ] Sheep: yeah

[ΦΣ] Sheep: do they cancel eachother out?

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: yes

[ΦΣ] Sheep: darn

[ΦΣ] Sheep: well i'm not as cool as i thought i was then

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i guess so

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✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔    364
✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔

Dang! I've had some funny chats, but never screenshot them! Some from stupid scammers or people who forget why they added me.

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ste113rjay    25
ste113rjay

Never tell your password to anyone.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: hey hey hey

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: hey

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: wanna hear a joke

3:49 PM - Bu is now Offline.

3:49 PM - Bu is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: fuck you too

 

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