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One of the consequences of being a regular suggester here. Thought this guy is a good friend of mine, he used to sell me name tags and such every now and then and we used to talk around then this just happened now.  :ph34r:

 

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http://gyazo.com/e93e1375d5d6eb35631c8d4770f674ab

 

Sigh.... One of the few cons, people hate you because of your suggestions. 

 

Asked for a explanation on his profile right after he removed me and he left his 

 

"No explaination will be given, if you do not know what you and others like you cause you are incapable of understanding a logical explaination. See you around."

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You don't need friends when you have Backpack.tf acquaintances. :)

 

Found this on his profile:

ex- Steamrep Community Admin

 

 

 

 

 

is he autistic? his profile gives me an idea..

Onion Enjoys: 

 

Classical music 

Discussions on socioeconomics and politics 

Trading 

 

Onion Dislikes: 

 

None-sense 

Base humour 

Kids screaming down a microphone 

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My trade notes btw:

 

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Looks like it's time to implement "Ignoring\Blocking all adds".

 

P.S: Unu that he was looking to offer was Eliminator Safeguard with... yeah, right. Dead presidents. (i.e shitty 3rd gen)

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17:38 - BullDoser: i play this game vuz all other games are gay

17:38 - BullDoser: like you

17:38 - TehBoner: uw0t

17:39 - TehBoner: im not gay

17:39 - BullDoser: this is the real reason

17:39 - TehBoner: wait

17:39 - TehBoner: i wuna faek u

17:39 - TehBoner: so technically i am

17:39 - BullDoser: i could tell you are from the first second I saw you

17:39 - TehBoner: faek

17:39 - BullDoser: yep.

17:39 - TehBoner: im faeking a bull

17:39 - TehBoner: a dozing bull

17:39 - TehBoner: oh god

17:39 - TehBoner: a new video finally on

17:39 - TehBoner: www.sleepinganimalsex.com

17:39 - BullDoser: you are a damn pervert

17:39 - BullDoser: I'm proud of you

17:39 - TehBoner: <3
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eggbot: guess what

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: what? :D

eggbot: sold a mullet for 12 pure BUDS

eggbot: :3

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: wat

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: u jk :P

eggbot: hehe

eggbot: 12 keys

eggbot: but still

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: I saw

eggbot: itsa gud

eggbot: :)

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: I bought one for 10 pure :P

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: and the other for 13 in items

eggbot: heh

eggbot: ho

eggbot: hehohe

eggbot: ktxbai

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: ok santa, gimme a sec

eggbot: k

eggbot: do you want  a butt

eggbot: or a automated buut

eggbot: that goes ayyy lmao

eggbot: *no refunds

eggbot: normal butt for 10 keys

eggbot: automated for 12 buds ,no faeces included

eggbot: or

eggbot: if you buy both , ill throw in a free chunk of rabbit butt meat

eggbot: consider that as a friendly gift

eggbot: hello?

eggbot: my friendly sir , may i know if you are still there

eggbot: look , ill throw in an asshole

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: 2

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: then deal

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: soz, I was afk :P

eggbot: im sorry , i only have an asshole

eggbot: however , i can add a free bicket of shit

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: could you throw in 'A Distinctive Lack of Pubic Hair'?

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: nah

eggbot: hmm

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: dont like bickets

eggbot: but you will be GREAT with girls

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: or 'An Extraordinary Abundance of Sperm'

eggbot: look , i have a bucket of shit , wanna do it?

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: either or

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: lol

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: na m8

eggbot: works everytime

eggbot: *sigh

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: add a scrap

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: deal

eggbot: so you wanted a distinctive lack of pubic hair?

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: and the sperm

eggbot: or maybe a scrap of pubic hair

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: turns out the asshole is duped

eggbot: oh

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: this is going nowhere fast

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: like ur mum on a treadmill

eggbot: im sorry sir , but we do not pay extra for duped assholes

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: #noscoped

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: go play on the slides mate

Your state is set to Offline.

eggbot is now Offline.

Online now and rejoined chat.

eggbot is now Online.

eggbot: we are doing a legitimate business deal here

eggbot: sir , i will thow in a free sample of elephant spern

eggbot: sperm*

eggbot: pardon m spelling

eggbot: my*

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: lol

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: irony

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: dont go all vsauce on me now

eggbot: i am happy that you are feeling happy

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: if youre happy and you know it crap your pants

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: thats what my teacher always told me

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: back in college

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: those were the days, man

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: getting stoned on bong we found under the teachers desk

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: it was THE life

eggbot: sir , could i identify a digression?

eggbot: we were talking about a deal

eggbot: anyways , the final deal is

eggbot: an asshole , a scrap of pubic hair , and elephant sperm sample ,a chunk of rabbit butt , a butt and an automated butt

eggbot: all for your abnormal hats

eggbot: does that sound ok , sir?

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: well

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: I think thats not enough overpay in items

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: I'm afraid I'll have to no scope you

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: TO DEATH

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: UNTIL YOU DIE

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: :OOOOOo

eggbot: may i remind you that butt meat is pure

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: hmm

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: forgot about that

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: but the hair is a hard sell

Donut Hole, the Delicious One: gonna play mvm, dont talk m80

eggbot: remember , they are all clean

eggbot: *evil laughter*

eggbot: i scammed them

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-snip-

 

My trade notes btw:

 

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Looks like it's time to implement "Ignoring\Blocking all adds".

 

 

 

Part 2:

 

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>Convo above was ~5 hours ago

>He already forgot it and offered that shit again 15 mins ago

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Spets: i think you have autism 
Spets: just saying 
barry the pope: I think you're a paraplegic 
barry the pope: just saying 
Spets: i think you suck major penis 
Spets: just saying 
barry the pope: I think you have 24 types of erectile disfunction 
barry the pope: just saying 
Spets: i think you have over 15 types of STDs 
Spets: just saying 
barry the pope: i think you have HIV 
barry the pope: and I'm not just saying that, I'm positive

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Never tell your password to anyone.

Curly Brace: Hello, how may I help you?

Space Time Continuum: bag of potato chips

Space Time Continuum is now Offline.

 

guy really wanted chips

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-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: I hate it when people put drawings on Deviantart of ponies with high-quality body structures because they are all over the internet, but they have shitty hair.

Drag: I see.
Drag: anyway yeah, going to the shower now.
-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Drag: no.
-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: yes.
Drag: let me rephrase that: Fuck. No.
-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: okey
Drag: 90% of the people who use such faces are dicks, perverts, and/or just plain assholes. Do not put yourself in such a group.
-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: K
Drag: anyway bai.
-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: l8r m8r
Drag is now Offline.
 
 
I'mma get fucking h8 out the butt for that comment.
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Didn't screenshot it, but a guy who sent me a trade offer called me a phisher and tried telling me he didn't send the trade offer. 2 Minutes later he apparently remembered that he actually sent it.

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Didn't screenshot it, but a guy who sent me a trade offer called me a phisher and tried telling me he didn't send the trade offer. 2 Minutes later he apparently remembered that he actually sent it.

 

Kids these days. 

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Urgle: hey\

Urgle: _

Urgle: ?

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Hello

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Can I ask what you sold your Green Confetti Base Metal Billycock for?

Urgle is now Offline.

Urgle is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: I just asked a question

 

I just added the guy because the current owner made a shit suggestion for it. Guess not everyone wants to say what they sold it for.

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Kevin the Chicken God: hey'

FD|Evil_Guy: hi

FD|Evil_Guy: i want six pack abs

Kevin the Chicken God: you gotta train for them

Kevin the Chicken God: get a gym membership and go once a day

Kevin the Chicken God: lots of crunches

FD|Evil_Guy: what?

FD|Evil_Guy: :D

Kevin the Chicken God: just telling you how to get nice abs

FD|Evil_Guy: oh

FD|Evil_Guy: -_-
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Never tell your password to anyone.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

1:31 PM - ★SMILE FACE★: hi

1:31 PM - Duscoda: hi

1:32 PM - Duscoda: what was it you added me for?

1:32 PM - ★SMILE FACE★: medic gun

1:32 PM - ★SMILE FACE★: botkiller

1:32 PM - Duscoda: that is a price suggestion. not a classified ad. i don't own a botkiller medic gun and haven't owned one in months

1:33 PM - ★SMILE FACE★ is now Offline.

1:33 PM - ★SMILE FACE★: ?

1:33 PM - ★SMILE FACE★: wtf

 

I almost want the site to remove my old suggestion because of how many kids like this I get adding me thinking it's a classified ad.

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20:50 - ★ ☆MΛsk of InfΛmy★ ☆: Hey

20:51 - ★ ☆MΛsk of InfΛmy★ ☆: May I ask you something?

20:51 - Bakgrund: sure

20:51 - ★ ☆MΛsk of InfΛmy★ ☆: Why did you buy the barbie game?

20:51 - Bakgrund: cuz

20:51 - Bakgrund: idk

20:51 - ★ ☆MΛsk of InfΛmy★ ☆: (just wondering)

20:51 - Bakgrund: i was bored

20:51 - Bakgrund: i'm not gay lol

20:52 - ★ ☆MΛsk of InfΛmy★ ☆: ok
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22:33 - guymandoo: hey

22:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

22:33 - guymandoo: Can i ask you something

22:33 - guymandoo: u know ur white bills

22:33 - guymandoo: ?

22:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah

22:33 - guymandoo: Wanna trade it for my water logged lab coat bills

22:33 - guymandoo: i like white paint better

22:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nope

22:33 - guymandoo: the paints are equal value

22:33 - guymandoo: mine 2 ref higher

22:34 - guymandoo: so?

22:34 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Wanna lie to me again?

22:34 - guymandoo: h0w

22:34 - guymandoo: my bills is water logged lab coat

22:34 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Waterloggedd is 1key paint value.

22:34 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Tinge is 2keys paint value.

22:34 - guymandoo: NO

22:34 - guymandoo: omgeesh bye

 

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03:08 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

03:08 - Knowshon24: Hey

03:09 - Knowshon24: I like your spook specs

03:09 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Thx

03:09 - Knowshon24: Hey i was wondering if they are for sale

03:09 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Yeah

03:10 - Knowshon24: Ok you can say no but i would like to buy them and i swear i can pay you back on the 12th of october thats when i get a massaive paycheck from my job

03:11 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Or you can just pay me on the 12th oct and get them

03:11 - Knowshon24: Ok fair enough

03:12 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Yeah do u even know the price of them? ^^

03:12 - Knowshon24: 50 buds?

03:12 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 40 yeah

03:12 - Knowshon24: I know they were expensive

03:13 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): kk, so you still interested?

03:13 - Knowshon24: very much so

03:13 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): OK cool.

03:14 - Knowshon24: i get payed about 2,500 on the 12th

03:15 - Knowshon24: right now i have 1500 is that enough

03:16 - Knowshon24: $1500 dollers that is

03:18 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): kk

03:18 - Knowshon24: is that enough

03:19 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): should cover it, but you'd have to buy buds

03:21 - Knowshon24: no not yet

03:22 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): when u get paid that is

03:22 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): transfer the money to keys/buds

03:23 - Knowshon24: i have 1500 right now

03:23 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you got $1500 now?

03:23 - Knowshon24: yeas

03:23 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): buy buds & keys then ^^

03:24 - Knowshon24: how do i know you wont dip out

03:24 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Why would I when I got it up for sale for 40..

03:24 - Knowshon24: idk ive benn scammed befire

03:24 - Knowshon24 is now Offline.

 

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