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ik, the real gg.

 

Always wanted a self crafted #21 for my collection, and the bushi-dou is my favourite strongbox hat.

 

'Hat'

 

u dun goof Cedar bby <3

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1:13 PM - PaRappa the Papaya: teach me how to love

1:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ #Crafted#14: Slot A into Slot B

1:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ #Crafted#14:   B)

1:13 PM - PaRappa the Papaya: what is slot c doe

1:13 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ #Crafted#14: Slot C is in case Slot B or Slot A are unavailable

1:14 PM - PaRappa the Papaya: Fapped
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1:13 PM - PaRappa the Papaya: teach me how to love

1:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ #Crafted#14: Slot A into Slot B

1:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ #Crafted#14:   B)

1:13 PM - PaRappa the Papaya: what is slot c doe

1:13 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ #Crafted#14: Slot C is in case Slot B or Slot A are unavailable

1:14 PM - PaRappa the Papaya: Fapped

Plug D into slot C

 

Slot B only if you're into that.

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9:06 PM - Mr. Bucket: k
9:48 PM - Baloo: oh lol I forgot I sent that to you, I used it to make a fake message in the best steam conversations.
9:49 PM - Baloo is now Offline.
 
no one thought your post was funny anyway so it doesnt really matter
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9:06 PM - Mr. Bucket: k
9:48 PM - Baloo: oh lol I forgot I sent that to you, I used it to make a fake message in the best steam conversations.
9:49 PM - Baloo is now Offline.
 
no one thought your post was funny anyway so it doesnt really matter

 

 

Bucket for Outpost mod.

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Wanted to buy my pink paint. At first posted many shitty offers then see what happened at the end...
 

 

 

I like how most of these conversations end with "izGoodDealTrader is now playing team fortress 2" no matter how hostile the rest of the chat is.

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11:40 PM - TehBoner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i lub my life

11:40 PM - TehBoner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lol

11:40 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: > Gives you M4 Asiimov Field with free sticker for unstickered M4 Asiimov Field

11:40 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: > Says lub my life

11:40 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: damn right you do

11:40 PM - TehBoner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): xD

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19:12 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: What

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: The fuck

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Ummmmmmmmm

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Dude

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: I was just chckin' out a friends profile

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: coz I was bored

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: in his comments

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: he has a screeenshot

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: of a pillow

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Guess what's on the pillow

19:13 - TehBoner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): w0t

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Cop

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: clop*

19:13 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Pony Porn

19:14 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: .............The fucl

19:14 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Fuck*

19:14 - TehBoner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): xD

19:14 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: the abolute fucksticks

19:14 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: I have a temptation to show you the screeny

19:14 - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: but I'm not a dick

 

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20:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

20:01 - Dixion: hey

20:01 - Dixion: do you sell strange festive killstreak flame thrower with projectiles reflected?

20:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah

20:01 - Dixion: trade me

20:01 - You have accepted the trade request from Dixion.

20:02 - Dixion: well ok

20:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ?

20:02 - Dixion: you cancelled

20:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I did not

20:02 - You have accepted the trade request from Dixion.

20:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but u gonna need to add

20:03 - Dixion: ok

20:03 - Dixion: bye

20:03 - Dixion: you cancelled twice

20:03 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I didn't cancel once.

20:03 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): It said u cancelled.

20:03 - You have accepted the trade request from Dixion.

20:04 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 20:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but u gonna need to add

20:04 - Dixion: lol

20:04 - Dixion: wat

20:04 - Dixion: 12 : 12

20:04 - Dixion: 12 keys each item lol

20:04 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I want overpay if items.

20:04 - Dixion: k gonna fuck your fat mom

20:04 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Reported + blocked.

20:05 - Dixion: im not gonna ever talk to you bitch

 

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20:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey
20:01 - Dixion: hey
20:01 - Dixion: do you sell strange festive killstreak flame thrower with projectiles reflected?
20:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
20:01 - Dixion: trade me
20:01 - You have accepted the trade request from Dixion.
20:02 - Dixion: well ok
20:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ?
20:02 - Dixion: you cancelled
20:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I did not
20:02 - You have accepted the trade request from Dixion.
20:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but u gonna need to add
20:03 - Dixion: ok
20:03 - Dixion: bye
20:03 - Dixion: you cancelled twice
20:03 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I didn't cancel once.
20:03 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): It said u cancelled.
20:03 - You have accepted the trade request from Dixion.
20:04 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 20:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but u gonna need to add
20:04 - Dixion: lol
20:04 - Dixion: wat
20:04 - Dixion: 12 : 12
20:04 - Dixion: 12 keys each item lol
20:04 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I want overpay if items.
20:04 - Dixion: k gonna fuck your fat mom
20:04 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Reported + blocked.
20:05 - Dixion: im not gonna ever talk to you bitch

 

Mean people rude.

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Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: hi joe

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: can I help you

Joe S > 14 Unusuals: hi

Joe S > 14 Unusuals: wanted to offer my steaming brain bucket for your noble

Joe S > 14 Unusuals: Might be about to sell it

Joe S > 14 Unusuals: So respond quickly please

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: I dont really like it

Joe S > 14 Unusuals: If i add a key?

Joe S > 14 Unusuals: QUICK YES OR NO PLEASE7

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: jeez

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: no

Joe S > 14 Unusuals: LITERALLY ON THE ACCEPT STAGE WITH A GUY

Joe S > 14 Unusuals is now Offline.
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coolrocks: hi
Well Hi: hi
Well Hi: trade?
coolrocks: for
Well Hi: i wantcha CUTE SUIT
coolrocks: what are you offering?
Well Hi had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
Well Hi: a key
Well Hi: at max
coolrocks: it's craft #3
Well Hi: so?
coolrocks: as in, the 3rd cute suit ever to be crafted by anyone
coolrocks: so it's worht more
Well Hi: lemme see it
coolrocks: it's visible on the outpost trade...
You have accepted the trade request from Well Hi.
Well Hi: thats not what it means
coolrocks: oh right
coolrocks: what does it mean then mate
Well Hi: third batch of items implemeneted in upadtes by valve
Well Hi: giving it no extra value
coolrocks: so there's only ever been 3 updates where valve put items in the fame
coolrocks: *game
Well Hi: no
Well Hi: third batch of cute suits
Well Hi: implemented by valev
coolrocks: virtual items aren't sold in batches...
Well Hi: yes they are
coolrocks: you don't go to the mann co store and find they've sold out of cute suits
Well Hi: in editing
Well Hi: process
coolrocks: i have a 70 bud backpack and 2000+ hours in tf2
coolrocks: you're not going to shark me, mate
Well Hi: k sorry
Well Hi is now Offline.
 

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coolrocks: hi

Well Hi: hi

Well Hi: trade?

coolrocks: for

Well Hi: i wantcha CUTE SUIT

coolrocks: what are you offering?

Well Hi had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

Well Hi: a key

Well Hi: at max

coolrocks: it's craft #3

Well Hi: so?

coolrocks: as in, the 3rd cute suit ever to be crafted by anyone

coolrocks: so it's worht more

Well Hi: lemme see it

coolrocks: it's visible on the outpost trade...

You have accepted the trade request from Well Hi.

Well Hi: thats not what it means

coolrocks: oh right

coolrocks: what does it mean then mate

Well Hi: third batch of items implemeneted in upadtes by valve

Well Hi: giving it no extra value

coolrocks: so there's only ever been 3 updates where valve put items in the fame

coolrocks: *game

Well Hi: no

Well Hi: third batch of cute suits

Well Hi: implemented by valev

coolrocks: virtual items aren't sold in batches...

Well Hi: yes they are

coolrocks: you don't go to the mann co store and find they've sold out of cute suits

Well Hi: in editing

Well Hi: process

coolrocks: i have a 70 bud backpack and 2000+ hours in tf2

coolrocks: you're not going to shark me, mate

Well Hi: k sorry

Well Hi is now Offline.

 

 

You can get him warned/marked for sharking

What's his profile link?

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A Delicious Cashew: hi

BajanCanadian: hi

BajanCanadian: can u accept my trade offer

A Delicious Cashew: no

BajanCanadian: y not

A Delicious Cashew: im not selling any part of my headwarmer collection

BajanCanadian: ok

BajanCanadian: then

BajanCanadian: but if i take that out yes?

BajanCanadian: huh?

A Delicious Cashew: wouldn't take them all for just thea team captain

BajanCanadian: >?

BajanCanadian: so

BajanCanadian: if i give u those hats yes?

A Delicious Cashew: wouldn't take all 3 of those hats for the team captain alone

BajanCanadian: oh

BajanCanadian: ok

BajanCanadian: then i add scrap

A Delicious Cashew: not enough

BajanCanadian: what!!!

BajanCanadian: dooo

BajanCanadian: d

BajanCanadian: calculate

BajanCanadian: use ur math

BajanCanadian: my breather is

BajanCanadian: 1.33

BajanCanadian: my blob is

BajanCanadian: 1.66

BajanCanadian: and my big daddy is 1.66

BajanCanadian: and if i add scrap

BajanCanadian: it is overpay

A Delicious Cashew: I value all your hats at 1.33 each and want item overpay at 5 ref. So add a ref to your 3 hats or no deal

BajanCanadian: i has no metal

A Delicious Cashew: uh another craft hat and I add a rec

A Delicious Cashew: if I still have metal lol

BajanCanadian: can i has key?

A Delicious Cashew: which it seems like i do

BajanCanadian: since u have lot

A Delicious Cashew: nope, not selling keys for anything atm

BajanCanadian: fineeee

BajanCanadian: u scammer

A Delicious Cashew: lol

BajanCanadian: thats wayyyy overpriced

A Delicious Cashew: lol

BajanCanadian: no lol

A Delicious Cashew: lol

BajanCanadian: not funny

BajanCanadian had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

BajanCanadian: hacks

BajanCanadian: how do u craft a strange

A Delicious Cashew: you dont

BajanCanadian: ur strange classsic

A Delicious Cashew: strangifier

A Delicious Cashew: i didn't even make it though

BajanCanadian: it says crafted

A Delicious Cashew: strangifier

BajanCanadian: nope

A Delicious Cashew: google it

BajanCanadian: accept the offfffferrrr

BajanCanadian: i just sent

A Delicious Cashew: as i said, its to low

BajanCanadian: howww

BajanCanadian: go

BajanCanadian: to

A Delicious Cashew: not to mention you were willing to add a scrap instead of a weapon

BajanCanadian: backpack.tf

A Delicious Cashew: Item overpay as I said

BajanCanadian: sure kid

A Delicious Cashew: you should also learn to read, i should have just straight out rejected it

A Delicious Cashew: Want me to copy and paste what it says?

BajanCanadian: nah i bet u on the road playing on ur laptop

A Delicious Cashew: Metal/Keys only. Send a trade offer. Firm price

BajanCanadian: and u chargee it at walmat

A Delicious Cashew: lel

BajanCanadian: walmart and hack kid

BajanCanadian: u spent all ur life into this(if u have a life)

A Delicious Cashew: its funny since I probably have gotten better grades than you

BajanCanadian: sure

BajanCanadian: all A'a

BajanCanadian: A's

A Delicious Cashew: yup

BajanCanadian: i got throgh yale kid

A Delicious Cashew: sure sounds like it based off your tone

BajanCanadian: yea

BajanCanadian: if u got all a's y r u homeless

BajanCanadian: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BajanCanadian: get #shrekt

A Delicious Cashew: if I was homeless why would i be wasting time on tf2 lol

BajanCanadian: like i said

BajanCanadian: u play and hold out  a bag to give money

BajanCanadian: and u charge it at walmart

BajanCanadian: lol this kid raged

BajanCanadian: and suicided

A Delicious Cashew: k

BajanCanadian is now Offline.

 

And there's another conversation where I spent 25 minutes talking to a guy in spanish and he suddenly closes the trade and unfriends me

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A Delicious Cashew: hi
BajanCanadian: hi
BajanCanadian: can u accept my trade offer
A Delicious Cashew: no
BajanCanadian: y not
A Delicious Cashew: im not selling any part of my headwarmer collection
BajanCanadian: ok
BajanCanadian: then
BajanCanadian: but if i take that out yes?
BajanCanadian: huh?
A Delicious Cashew: wouldn't take them all for just thea team captain
BajanCanadian: >?
BajanCanadian: so
BajanCanadian: if i give u those hats yes?
A Delicious Cashew: wouldn't take all 3 of those hats for the team captain alone
BajanCanadian: oh
BajanCanadian: ok
BajanCanadian: then i add scrap
A Delicious Cashew: not enough
BajanCanadian: what!!!
BajanCanadian: dooo
BajanCanadian: d
BajanCanadian: calculate
BajanCanadian: use ur math
BajanCanadian: my breather is
BajanCanadian: 1.33
BajanCanadian: my blob is
BajanCanadian: 1.66
BajanCanadian: and my big daddy is 1.66
BajanCanadian: and if i add scrap
BajanCanadian: it is overpay
A Delicious Cashew: I value all your hats at 1.33 each and want item overpay at 5 ref. So add a ref to your 3 hats or no deal
BajanCanadian: i has no metal
A Delicious Cashew: uh another craft hat and I add a rec
A Delicious Cashew: if I still have metal lol
BajanCanadian: can i has key?
A Delicious Cashew: which it seems like i do
BajanCanadian: since u have lot
A Delicious Cashew: nope, not selling keys for anything atm
BajanCanadian: fineeee
BajanCanadian: u scammer
A Delicious Cashew: lol
BajanCanadian: thats wayyyy overpriced
A Delicious Cashew: lol
BajanCanadian: no lol
A Delicious Cashew: lol
BajanCanadian: not funny
BajanCanadian had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
BajanCanadian: hacks
BajanCanadian: how do u craft a strange
A Delicious Cashew: you dont
BajanCanadian: ur strange classsic
A Delicious Cashew: strangifier
A Delicious Cashew: i didn't even make it though
BajanCanadian: it says crafted
A Delicious Cashew: strangifier
BajanCanadian: nope
A Delicious Cashew: google it
BajanCanadian: accept the offfffferrrr
BajanCanadian: i just sent
A Delicious Cashew: as i said, its to low
BajanCanadian: howww
BajanCanadian: go
BajanCanadian: to
A Delicious Cashew: not to mention you were willing to add a scrap instead of a weapon
BajanCanadian: backpack.tf
A Delicious Cashew: Item overpay as I said
BajanCanadian: sure kid
A Delicious Cashew: you should also learn to read, i should have just straight out rejected it
A Delicious Cashew: Want me to copy and paste what it says?
BajanCanadian: nah i bet u on the road playing on ur laptop
A Delicious Cashew: Metal/Keys only. Send a trade offer. Firm price
BajanCanadian: and u chargee it at walmat
A Delicious Cashew: lel
BajanCanadian: walmart and hack kid
BajanCanadian: u spent all ur life into this(if u have a life)
A Delicious Cashew: its funny since I probably have gotten better grades than you
BajanCanadian: sure
BajanCanadian: all A'a
BajanCanadian: A's
A Delicious Cashew: yup
BajanCanadian: i got throgh yale kid
A Delicious Cashew: sure sounds like it based off your tone
BajanCanadian: yea
BajanCanadian: if u got all a's y r u homeless
BajanCanadian: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
BajanCanadian: get #shrekt
A Delicious Cashew: if I was homeless why would i be wasting time on tf2 lol
BajanCanadian: like i said
BajanCanadian: u play and hold out  a bag to give money
BajanCanadian: and u charge it at walmart
BajanCanadian: lol this kid raged
BajanCanadian: and suicided
A Delicious Cashew: k
BajanCanadian is now Offline.
 
And there's another conversation where I spent 25 minutes talking to a guy in spanish and he suddenly closes the trade and unfriends me

 

 

Can't you ban him for like talkin' bad to a mod? :s

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Can't you ban him for like talkin' bad to a mod? :s

I think it's possible if they spam your profile, but even that's a grey area. I wouldn't though, and definitely not for a normal trade like this

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1:21 - Masky: Hey

1:21 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: hi ur buying hats

*adds a random craft hat*

1:21 - Masky: yeah...

1:22 - Masky: SO.

1:22 - Masky: How much

1:22 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: 1 key

1:22 - Masky: LOLOLOLO

1:22 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: ?

1:22 - Masky: Did you

1:22 - Masky: Read the post

1:23 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: yea

1:23 - Masky: Really?


1:23 - Masky: Tell me what did it say

1:23 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: i got a #12

1:23 - Masky: Oh, but that thing you put up for trade was a normal one.

1:24 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: so u want the #12 or not

1:25 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: ???

1:25 - Masky: Yeah.

1:25 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: can u do 2 keys?

1:25 - Masky: Prolly not, but show me

1:25 - Has aceptado la petición de intercambio de ManuelBubblesGarcia.

1:26 - Masky: That is a level 2 normal hat

1:27 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: do u want it or not

1:27 - Masky: How much

1:27 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: 2 keys?

1:28 - Masky: I'll give you a ref

1:28 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: 1 key

1:28 - Masky: 0.66

1:28 - ManuelBubblesGarcia: 1 key

1:29 - Masky: Lol

1:29 - Masky: Why

1:29 - Masky: Why would I

1:29 - Masky: Give you

1:29 - Masky: a KEY

1:29 - Masky: for a craft hat

1:29 - ManuelBubblesGarcia se encuentra ahora en estado Desconectado.

*unadds me*
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4:36 - rozsef: hello
4:37 - Bro! It's DuckCloud!: hi can i buy your dog fighter for 1.66 ref
4:37 - Bro! It's DuckCloud!: i mean 2.33
4:37 - rozsef: its 1 key
4:37 - Bro! It's DuckCloud! is now Offline.
 

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