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07:09 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

07:09 - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) И☤¢кøłα: Hello

07:10 - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) И☤¢кøłα: I'm selling an unususal

07:10 - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) И☤¢кøłα: Hat for Team Fortress 2

07:10 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): how much?

07:11 - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) И☤¢кøłα: 20 pure

07:11 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah I'm not paying above market prices.

07:11 - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) И☤¢кøłα: I've checked market

07:11 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22179108 - 17keys

07:11 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/20808089 - 19keys

07:11 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22665568 - 18keys

07:11 - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) И☤¢кøłα: I'll take 19

07:11 - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) И☤¢кøłα: ?

 

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*after trading up to a smoking baker boy from a bubbling fukaamigasa*

 



 

10:19 PM - Mister Unlucky: Wow

10:19 PM - Mister Unlucky: what are the chances

10:19 PM - Mister Unlucky: Got offered a bubbling fuka on my smoking baker boy

10:19 PM - Chocolate: LOL

 

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WAAAAHT: hey?

Zacyacs (Julian): hi

Zacyacs (Julian): strange sniper rifle?

WAAAAHT: ooo

WAAAAHT: its 2 keys

Zacyacs (Julian): oo

Zacyacs (Julian): thats a lot

WAAAAHT: hey

WAAAAHT: it has strange parts

Zacyacs (Julian): why is in that price


WAAAAHT: and mate

WAAAAHT: i said

WAAAAHT: 1:2

WAAAAHT: you can see two keys

WAAAAHT: right

WAAAAHT: :)

Zacyacs (Julian): oo yeah but i think you were joking

Zacyacs (Julian): sorry

WAAAAHT: fucking noob

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WAAAAHT: go to hell and die of ebola you shit

 

 

fucking gay noobs adding me and thinking i was joking in my FUCKING TF2OUTPOST TRADE THAT I WANTED TWO FUCKING KEYS AND SAID I WAS JOKING

 

FUCK YOU ZACYACS AND READ MY FUCKING NOTES


MY FUCKIKNG TRADE SAID THAT I WANTED TWO KEYS

AND HE SAID I WAS JOKING

 

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FUCK YOU CUNT.

THE NEXT ONE WHO ADDS ME AND THINKS IM JOKING

YOUR FAMILY IS HISTORY

 

FUCKING BITCH

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1 week ago

 

 
WAAAAHT: k
Death: pls reserve the strange amba
WAAAAHT: um
WAAAAHT: okay.. 
Death: gtg
 
1 week later (today)
WAAAAHT: hey i saw you got enough pure
Death: yeah i do
WAAAAHT: lets trade :D
Death: no yu fucking noob. i alraed got one
WAAAAHT: you told me to reserve it for you
Death: i dont care noobgo suck your own dick
WAAAAHT: THE SECOND TIME I ENCOUNTERED ONE OF YOU AUTISTIC NITHERFUCKERS FUCK YOU AD BURNING IN A FIRE, YOU FAT OBESE SCRUB LORD 
Death: hahaha noob.
 
 
OMG PLS STOP.
 
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3:24 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: How do I trade profitably?

3:25 PM - Everyone Else: Lol, follow these complex instructions; They are in Wingdings.

 

Story of my life.

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Giang real.

 

08:10 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Since you are mean 2 me, can I be mean to you?
08:11 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: ofc no
08:11 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): why :<
08:12 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: because i love being mean to other while don't want the other to be mean to me :3
08:12 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: so yes :3
08:12 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but you treat people the same you want to be treated.
08:13 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: no? i don't like you to be mean to me while i want to be mean to you :v
08:13 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: deal with it
08:13 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but you are mean to me, because you like me? Because you like being mean? ;3
08:14 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
08:14 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: take a nap now so bai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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4:53 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Da?

4:54 PM - Doge: im sending you a trade offer

4:53 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: You couldn't've used the Trade offer link?

4:54 PM - Doge: sorry

4:54 PM - Doge: just sent it now

4:54 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: ._.

4:54 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: I don't want items

4:54 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: You don't have a key do you

4:55 PM - Doge: no, bought shit with it

4:54 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: That was a bad idea

4:55 PM - Doge: please help me

4:54 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: No, I can't help you

4:55 PM - Doge: you be rich

4:55 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: So?

4:55 PM - Doge: please, help me

4:55 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: No

4:55 PM - Doge: im soooo shit at traing

4:56 PM - Doge: trading*

4:55 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: So am I, but no

4:56 PM - Doge: but u rich

4:55 PM - Doge is now Offline.
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WAAAAHT: hey?

Zacyacs (Julian): hi

Zacyacs (Julian): strange sniper rifle?

WAAAAHT: ooo

WAAAAHT: its 2 keys

Zacyacs (Julian): oo

Zacyacs (Julian): thats a lot

WAAAAHT: hey

WAAAAHT: it has strange parts

Zacyacs (Julian): why is in that price

WAAAAHT: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22311438#latest

WAAAAHT: and mate

WAAAAHT: i said

WAAAAHT: 1:2

WAAAAHT: you can see two keys

WAAAAHT: right

WAAAAHT: :)

Zacyacs (Julian): oo yeah but i think you were joking

Zacyacs (Julian): sorry

WAAAAHT: fucking noob

Zacyacs (Julian) is now Offline.

Zacyacs (Julian) is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

WAAAAHT: go to hell and die of ebola you shit

 

 

fucking gay noobs adding me and thinking i was joking in my FUCKING TF2OUTPOST TRADE THAT I WANTED TWO FUCKING KEYS AND SAID I WAS JOKING

 

FUCK YOU ZACYACS AND READ MY FUCKING NOTES

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22311438#latest

MY FUCKIKNG TRADE SAID THAT I WANTED TWO KEYS

AND HE SAID I WAS JOKING

 

FyQ6j9y.gif

 

FUCK YOU CUNT.

THE NEXT ONE WHO ADDS ME AND THINKS IM JOKING

YOUR FAMILY IS HISTORY

 

FUCKING BITCH

You sound like a 9 year old.

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You sound like a 9 year old.

no i dont im 8.99 yrs old k

 

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6:51 PM - General Sully: hi

6:52 PM - General Sully: You want to trade the taunt i guess ?

6:51 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Nope

6:51 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: I came to tell you

6:51 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: You done fucked up on BP.TF

6:51 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: GG m8

6:51 PM - General Sully is now Offline.

 


 

I fulfilled my promise.

I'm mean when I'm pissed.

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Let the judging begin.

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11:11 PM - Cedar~ has changed their name to Cedar~ is sick ;v.

11:11 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: wat

11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Is a beaver chewing your trunk?

11:12 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: ;v

11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Beaver is another name for Vagina

11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: >;3

11:12 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: ;p

11:13 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: I wouldn't be sick then

11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: aaaaaaaaaahahah
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11:11 PM - Cedar~ has changed their name to Cedar~ is sick ;v.
11:11 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: wat
11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Is a beaver chewing your trunk?
11:12 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: ;v
11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Beaver is another name for Vagina
11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: >;3
11:12 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: ;p
11:13 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: I wouldn't be sick then
11:12 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: aaaaaaaaaahahah

 

<3

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17:47 - Googly: god i want to understand this stuff

17:47 - Googly: i want to learn C++ but i am a noob

17:47 - cares: C++ is a cancer language

17:47 - Googly: You know C++

17:47 - Googly: ?

17:47 - cares: a bit

17:47 - cares: but I don't use it ever

17:48 - Googly: Man i don't want to see anymore how good you are :(

17:48 - Googly: You are too good for me

17:48 - Googly: i need to kill myself

 

rip

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20 September 2014

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: can I help

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: mate

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: buy unusual

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: pyro

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: ugh

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: can you be

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: more specific

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: prancer

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: pride

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: offer

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: pure

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: not enough

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: wat?

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: is 12keys unusual

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: I don't care, only on market, my price

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: ._.

Swe.McmuffiÏž.: scammer

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: I've had offers of 12 so many times

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: lol

Swe.McmuffiÏž. is now Offline.

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: learn what scammer means

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*random guy added me, and then this conversation*

 

-snip-

 

-double snip-

 

I think he just scammed my IQ Points. Welp, no point in applying for College now.

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3rr0r: Okay ready

A Racist Mario: ok

3rr0r: I got another story

3rr0r: >be me

3rr0r: >2 minutes ago

3rr0r: >parents call

3rr0r: >i say "what"

3rr0r: >they call louder

3rr0r: >i say louder "what"

3rr0r: >they are now shouting

3rr0r: >i scream "WHAT"

3rr0r: >they tell me to now yell

3rr0r: >mfw they yell and tell me not to yell

3rr0r: >i went into my pockets

3rr0r: >feel spaghetti

3rr0r: Thats how i lost my virginity
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10:32 AM - African Space Jesus: no

10:32 AM - African Space Jesus: reported

10:32 AM - African Space Jesus: for blackmailing

10:32 AM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14:   B)  

10:32 AM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: It's not blackmailing if I have nthing to blackmail you with   B)

 

GG Faze

Lern 2 Blkmail

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3rr0r: Okay ready

A Racist Mario: ok

3rr0r: I got another story

3rr0r: >be me

3rr0r: >2 minutes ago

3rr0r: >parents call

3rr0r: >i say "what"

3rr0r: >they call louder

3rr0r: >i say louder "what"

3rr0r: >they are now shouting

3rr0r: >i scream "WHAT"

3rr0r: >they tell me to now yell

3rr0r: >mfw they yell and tell me not to yell

3rr0r: >i went into my pockets

3rr0r: >feel spaghetti

3rr0r: Thats how i lost my virginity

8/r8 wud read again

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