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4:47 PM - JesseDaPoo: Do you have spy stuff

4:48 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!quickselling: probs

4:55 PM - JesseDaPoo: Can I buy it

4:55 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!quickselling: ye

4:55 PM - JesseDaPoo: :D

4:55 PM - You have accepted the trade request from JesseDaPoo.

4:55 PM - JesseDaPoo: wut

4:55 PM - JesseDaPoo: I lamost ahve nothing

4:55 PM - JesseDaPoo: D:

4:56 PM - JesseDaPoo: :(

4:56 PM - JesseDaPoo: Cant buy nvm

4:56 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!quickselling: y not

4:56 PM - JesseDaPoo: I HAVE NOTHINGGG

4:57 PM - JesseDaPoo: :(

4:57 PM - JesseDaPoo: NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

4:58 PM - JesseDaPoo: I cant buy them

4:59 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!quickselling: this fits what u just said

4:59 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!quickselling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfQyrC1fyOA

5:00 PM - JesseDaPoo: lol

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There is more resolution in the Middle-East than there is in that video.

only one i could find of benson saying "I have nothing" (0:43) i think it is

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I'm a hawt gamer gurl part 2

 

15:16 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): u like choccie
15:17 - Bobsplosion: She's also nice.
15:17 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): he*
15:17 - Bobsplosion: I don't even care
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Must be here. Because it is better than usual shitposting of some people.. cough.

I won't be gentle with blind people anymore.

 

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A lot of grammar errors may be here, sorry.

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Never tell your password to anyone.

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: hello

Face: hey

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: Sell me 12 keys

Face: what

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: Sell me 12 keys

Face: wtf

Face: what for?

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: for unusal!!!

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: i backpack.tf

My friend is a  Antosheek and su had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

Face: what are you talking about?

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: i sell you unusal for 12 keys?

Face: which unusual/

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: look on trade

Face: just tell me wil you

My friend is a  Antosheek and su had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.


 ( bubbling mongolian)

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: and?

Face: this for 12 keys?

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: ok for 11

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: please

Face: i can give you 6

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: fuck you!!

Face: sure

Face: selling a cancer tier for more than backpack price when i asked for quicksells

Face: go fuck your mom you retarded shit

Face: will that be all?

My friend is a  Antosheek and su: for 11

Face: fuck off

My friend is a  Antosheek and su is now Offline.

 

 

I havent raged at anyone in a trade. Like ever. This was the first, and mann up is partly to blame. I feel embarassed, but his final sentence was funny now that i think about it.

 

EDIT: and now i found out that the post above me is with the same guy. What are the chances?

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oh man a third too many last one i swear

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hello sir
Rising #BDAY: hello.
Rising #BDAY: how about steam cards? i have 10 steam gift cards from bestbuy in my droor in my room would you accept that? it goes right into your steam funds. i can scratch the back off the cards and send you the code.
Rising #BDAY: For the sniper unusual
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hmm
Rising #BDAY: Its my Bday today
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: cool
Rising #BDAY: I feel as if i need to get an unusual for myself(:
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm i would really like tf2 stuff like hats or
Rising #BDAY: Thats all i can offer
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but it seems like you alreadly have one
Rising #BDAY: Yep im selling it
Rising #BDAY: I mean not selling
Rising #BDAY: giving to a friend
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh
Rising #BDAY: yeah so?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well depends on what stuff
Rising #BDAY: I said cards.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well how do i even kno the cards work
Rising #BDAY: They do i just bought them from best buy
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm i guess we can try but
Rising #BDAY: but?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but im not guarenteeing anything
Rising #BDAY: Trade?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: perhaps
Rising #BDAY: Alright
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but how you gonna gimme the cards
Rising #BDAY: Ill just tell you the code off the back
Rising #BDAY: do you know where to put them into steam?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: i think
Rising #BDAY: Want a link or you good?
Rising #BDAY: i can show you where
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: i have to make sure the codes actually work tho
Rising #BDAY: I promise they work i can show you a pic of them
Rising #BDAY: from my webcam
Rising #BDAY: There real.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well how much money are they
Rising #BDAY: I have 400 in cards
Rising #BDAY: but your hat aint worth that
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yea
Rising #BDAY: ill give you
Rising #BDAY: hmm
Rising #BDAY: $40
Rising #BDAY: That good?
Rising #BDAY: Is that enough?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: couldnt you just use the 40 bucks to buy keys on the steam market?
Rising #BDAY: No cuz you cant trade them for 1 week then
Rising #BDAY: trust me man
Rising #BDAY: itll be a clean trade
Rising #BDAY: and we can +rep eachothers profiles
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah you can trade them if you buy on market but you have to wait if you buy on mann co store.
Rising #BDAY: Have you ever used cards before?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: steam cards no
Rising #BDAY: Everything you buy is 1 week till you can trade it
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: really?
Rising #BDAY: Yepper
Rising #BDAY: I gotta get to bed soon here
You have accepted the trade request from Rising #BDAY.
Rising #BDAY: So once the trades done
Rising #BDAY: i can give you all your codes
Rising #BDAY: and ill wait till you put them in to make sure they work
Rising #BDAY: and if they work ill head to bed
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: see thats the thing cause how do i know you dont gimme bullshit codes and block me after we trade?
Rising #BDAY: I can show you a  pic
Rising #BDAY: they are still in package
Rising #BDAY: they are still good cards
Rising #BDAY: If you really want.
Rising #BDAY: Trust me i bought them fresh from best buy
Rising #BDAY: i can even voice call you while you put them in
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well why dont you gimme them first then?
Rising #BDAY: Because i have more profile rep than you
Rising #BDAY: if you had more trading rep
Rising #BDAY: i would go first
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: dude im not gonna scam you i have a raflling group with 200 people i have 255 friends and like 5 pages of profile rep
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: and you have the scam thing when the trade opens
Rising #BDAY: Im in admin of a raffle group of 3,000 people
Rising #BDAY: haha
Rising #BDAY: Im in a group with 4,000 people in it
Rising #BDAY: as admin
Rising #BDAY: raffling group
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: not owner tho are you
Rising #BDAY: And i stream for teamfortress
Rising #BDAY: I have another one im owner of
Rising #BDAY: with 300 members
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: please tell me the name of these groups
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: mhm a mod
Rising #BDAY: And this one i own
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well it seems we have reached an impass where i dont trust you and you dont trust me
Rising #BDAY: Why?
Rising #BDAY: I have lots of rep own a group
Rising #BDAY: trust me man
Rising #BDAY: ill even throw in my 5 keys i have in my backpack
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: i have been scammed before so i really dont trust that many people
Rising #BDAY: ill put in 5 keys in
Rising #BDAY: put unusual
Rising #BDAY: and when we trade
Rising #BDAY: ill have your codes on copy paste
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hmm
Rising #BDAY: I only have 4
Rising #BDAY: but there in there
Rising #BDAY: Lemme write down your codes quick
Rising #BDAY: A&TO-DJAU-RISX-
POIN-DUA8-D&AD-
Rising #BDAY: Give you the rest of the codes when we trade
Rising #BDAY: last 4 digits of each
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: how come you only have 14 friends?
Rising #BDAY: I clear all my friends list cuz when i host raffles my friends list fills
Rising #BDAY: so i keep it clean
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh
Rising #BDAY: so?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: on uh steam rep says your scammer so and uh -6 on bp.tf
Rising #BDAY: Are you interested or not? im giving the keys too
Rising #BDAY: thats even more than your hats worth
Rising #BDAY: i wanna match this hat with my friend
Rising #BDAY: it would mean alot
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: heres what i will do your unusual for mine and a add maybe some shit cause its painted
Rising #BDAY: But the point of buying your hat is to match with my friend
Rising #BDAY: we would have matching unusuals
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: mhm
Rising #BDAY: Please i really wanna match with my friend
Rising #BDAY: ill throw in some miscs too
Rising #BDAY is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: then use your fake wallet funds and buy some keys from the market and trade them to me
Rising #BDAY: im not waiting a week!
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: are you sure you have to wait a week?
Rising #BDAY: yes im sure
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: then gimme the codes first i win the dick measuring contest cause im not marked on steam rep
Rising #BDAY: Well i appreciate your time man
Rising #BDAY: looks like we dont have an agreement, im sorry i thought it would be cool for me and my friend to match
Rising #BDAY: but its alright.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah thanks for the chat
Rising #BDAY: I hope you get a good offer, i dont think youll ever even get close to my offer but
Rising #BDAY: alright haha
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: have a cool day of scamming ppl i guess
 

 

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oh man a third too many last one i swear

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hello sir
Rising #BDAY: hello.
Rising #BDAY: how about steam cards? i have 10 steam gift cards from bestbuy in my droor in my room would you accept that? it goes right into your steam funds. i can scratch the back off the cards and send you the code.
Rising #BDAY: For the sniper unusual
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hmm
Rising #BDAY: Its my Bday today
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: cool
Rising #BDAY: I feel as if i need to get an unusual for myself(:
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm i would really like tf2 stuff like hats or
Rising #BDAY: Thats all i can offer
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but it seems like you alreadly have one
Rising #BDAY: Yep im selling it
Rising #BDAY: I mean not selling
Rising #BDAY: giving to a friend
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh
Rising #BDAY: yeah so?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well depends on what stuff
Rising #BDAY: I said cards.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well how do i even kno the cards work
Rising #BDAY: They do i just bought them from best buy
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm i guess we can try but
Rising #BDAY: but?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but im not guarenteeing anything
Rising #BDAY: Trade?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: perhaps
Rising #BDAY: Alright
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: but how you gonna gimme the cards
Rising #BDAY: Ill just tell you the code off the back
Rising #BDAY: do you know where to put them into steam?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: i think
Rising #BDAY: Want a link or you good?
Rising #BDAY: i can show you where
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: i have to make sure the codes actually work tho
Rising #BDAY: I promise they work i can show you a pic of them
Rising #BDAY: from my webcam
Rising #BDAY: There real.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well how much money are they
Rising #BDAY: I have 400 in cards
Rising #BDAY: but your hat aint worth that
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yea
Rising #BDAY: ill give you
Rising #BDAY: hmm
Rising #BDAY: $40
Rising #BDAY: That good?
Rising #BDAY: Is that enough?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: couldnt you just use the 40 bucks to buy keys on the steam market?
Rising #BDAY: No cuz you cant trade them for 1 week then
Rising #BDAY: trust me man
Rising #BDAY: itll be a clean trade
Rising #BDAY: and we can +rep eachothers profiles
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah you can trade them if you buy on market but you have to wait if you buy on mann co store.
Rising #BDAY: Have you ever used cards before?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: steam cards no
Rising #BDAY: Everything you buy is 1 week till you can trade it
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: really?
Rising #BDAY: Yepper
Rising #BDAY: I gotta get to bed soon here
You have accepted the trade request from Rising #BDAY.
Rising #BDAY: So once the trades done
Rising #BDAY: i can give you all your codes
Rising #BDAY: and ill wait till you put them in to make sure they work
Rising #BDAY: and if they work ill head to bed
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: see thats the thing cause how do i know you dont gimme bullshit codes and block me after we trade?
Rising #BDAY: I can show you a  pic
Rising #BDAY: they are still in package
Rising #BDAY: they are still good cards
Rising #BDAY: If you really want.
Rising #BDAY: Trust me i bought them fresh from best buy
Rising #BDAY: i can even voice call you while you put them in
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well why dont you gimme them first then?
Rising #BDAY: Because i have more profile rep than you
Rising #BDAY: if you had more trading rep
Rising #BDAY: i would go first
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: dude im not gonna scam you i have a raflling group with 200 people i have 255 friends and like 5 pages of profile rep
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: and you have the scam thing when the trade opens
Rising #BDAY: Im in admin of a raffle group of 3,000 people
Rising #BDAY: haha
Rising #BDAY: Im in a group with 4,000 people in it
Rising #BDAY: as admin
Rising #BDAY: raffling group
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: not owner tho are you
Rising #BDAY: And i stream for teamfortress
Rising #BDAY: I have another one im owner of
Rising #BDAY: with 300 members
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: please tell me the name of these groups
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: mhm a mod
Rising #BDAY: And this one i own
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: well it seems we have reached an impass where i dont trust you and you dont trust me
Rising #BDAY: Why?
Rising #BDAY: I have lots of rep own a group
Rising #BDAY: trust me man
Rising #BDAY: ill even throw in my 5 keys i have in my backpack
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: i have been scammed before so i really dont trust that many people
Rising #BDAY: ill put in 5 keys in
Rising #BDAY: put unusual
Rising #BDAY: and when we trade
Rising #BDAY: ill have your codes on copy paste
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hmm
Rising #BDAY: I only have 4
Rising #BDAY: but there in there
Rising #BDAY: Lemme write down your codes quick
Rising #BDAY: A&TO-DJAU-RISX-
POIN-DUA8-D&AD-
Rising #BDAY: Give you the rest of the codes when we trade
Rising #BDAY: last 4 digits of each
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: hm
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: how come you only have 14 friends?
Rising #BDAY: I clear all my friends list cuz when i host raffles my friends list fills
Rising #BDAY: so i keep it clean
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: oh
Rising #BDAY: so?
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: on uh steam rep says your scammer so and uh -6 on bp.tf
Rising #BDAY: Are you interested or not? im giving the keys too
Rising #BDAY: thats even more than your hats worth
Rising #BDAY: i wanna match this hat with my friend
Rising #BDAY: it would mean alot
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: heres what i will do your unusual for mine and a add maybe some shit cause its painted
Rising #BDAY: But the point of buying your hat is to match with my friend
Rising #BDAY: we would have matching unusuals
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: mhm
Rising #BDAY: Please i really wanna match with my friend
Rising #BDAY: ill throw in some miscs too
Rising #BDAY is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: then use your fake wallet funds and buy some keys from the market and trade them to me
Rising #BDAY: im not waiting a week!
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: are you sure you have to wait a week?
Rising #BDAY: yes im sure
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: then gimme the codes first i win the dick measuring contest cause im not marked on steam rep
Rising #BDAY: Well i appreciate your time man
Rising #BDAY: looks like we dont have an agreement, im sorry i thought it would be cool for me and my friend to match
Rising #BDAY: but its alright.
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: yeah thanks for the chat
Rising #BDAY: I hope you get a good offer, i dont think youll ever even get close to my offer but
Rising #BDAY: alright haha
mf2-o A-moneyâ„¢: have a cool day of scamming ppl i guess
 

 

Profile rep means something? I was told profile rep and groups have no meaning in trust.

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4:57 PM - ste113rjay: Pussy, do you get it?

4:57 PM - BigSnack: i dont get pussy

4:57 PM - BigSnack: I AM PUSSY

4:57 PM - ste113rjay: No your a penis

4:57 PM - ste113rjay: because you are what you eat :3.

 

roasted.

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Convo on this trade:

 

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22579826#my

 

Basically, what happened in a nutshell:

 

I saw this guy quickselling a Topi for 17 keys, though bp.tf prices it at 15-16. I said: "Quickselling above the bp.tf price?", he said nope, I pointed it out to him how he was, and then he said: "Its 16 learn to read". I thought: wat? You're pricing it at 17...

 

Answered that, then realized he changed it to 16 keys.

 

You can figure out the rest.

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The math is strong within this one.........

 

18:28 - Sven: beggar's bazooka? strange?
18:28 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
18:28 - Sven: do you have change for 1 ref?
18:28 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
18:28 - Sven has accepted your request to trade.
18:29 - Sven: you miss a scrap :P
18:29 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I am selling it for .66
18:30 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): .66 + .33 = 1ref
18:30 - Sven: .66 + .33 = .99 '-'
18:30 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Yes?
18:30 - Sven: You have .11 missing
 
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The math is strong within this one.........

 

18:28 - Sven: beggar's bazooka? strange?
18:28 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
18:28 - Sven: do you have change for 1 ref?
18:28 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
18:28 - Sven has accepted your request to trade.
18:29 - Sven: you miss a scrap :P
18:29 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I am selling it for .66
18:30 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): .66 + .33 = 1ref
18:30 - Sven: .66 + .33 = .99 '-'
18:30 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Yes?
18:30 - Sven: You have .11 missing

 

Can't like this enough

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-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: How to do something new for fanfictions:

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Step 1: Predict something to come

Step 2: Write it

Step 3: Have it happen in the show

Step 4: Profit

Drag: I like my method better:

Step 1: insert myself in to the midst of the piece

Step 2: kick ass

Step 3: profit

Drag: mine takes one less step =p

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Step 1: Insert myself into the midst of the piece

Step 2: Kick ass

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: =p

Drag: Mine doesn't have the ??? part. Don't need it.
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nadie.

23:44 - [KR] minnjun: hi
23:45 - [KR] minnjun: wnat to trade?
23:46 - Masky S>Discounted items: You where selling few hats if I dont remember too bad
23:49 - [KR] minnjun: yes
23:50 - [KR] minnjun: but i sold some items, and some is not solded now
23:50 - Masky S>Discounted items: What do you still have?
23:52 - [KR] minnjun: i will show you what i have
23:52 - Has aceptado la petición de intercambio de [KR] minnjun.
23:53 - [KR] minnjun: these are all . 5 items
23:53 - Masky S>Discounted items: Uuhmm
23:53 - Masky S>Discounted items: 0.5?
23:53 - [KR] minnjun: what means 0.5?
23:54 - Masky S>Discounted items: Oh, wait, nvm
23:54 - Masky S>Discounted items: How much for all
23:54 - [KR] minnjun: each 1.33 ref
23:55 - Masky S>Discounted items: Do you have change of a key?
23:55 - [KR] minnjun: no, i don't have key
23:56 - Masky S>Discounted items: I mean
23:56 - Masky S>Discounted items: I have a key
23:56 - Masky S>Discounted items: Do you have change?
23:56 - [KR] minnjun: no, i have 6.66ref
23:56 - Masky S>Discounted items: A key is 8.66
23:57 - Masky S>Discounted items: 8.66-6.66=2
23:57 - [KR] minnjun: yes, so i can't chage
23:57 - Masky S>Discounted items: You have to add
23:57 - Masky S>Discounted items: 2 refs only
23:58 - [KR] minnjun: no,
23:58 - Masky S>Discounted items: Yeah...
23:58 - Masky S>Discounted items: Your items= 6.66
23:58 - Masky S>Discounted items: A key= 8.66
23:58 - Masky S>Discounted items: Difference = 2 refs
23:59 - Masky S>Discounted items: Thanks
23:59 - [KR] minnjun: bye
 
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