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DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: hi

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: can I help

:zombiehead:: hi

:zombiehead:: no

:zombiehead: is now Offline.
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DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: hi

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: can I help

:zombiehead:: hi

:zombiehead:: no

:zombiehead: is now Offline.

Well, at least he was straight to the point.
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8:15 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: 'allo, how can I help ya?

8:15 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: 'Allo?

8:16 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: hallo

8:16 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: Hi! The reason i added you was beacuse i saw your weapon on the market. can you take it away from market soo none buys it :)

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Depends

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: What weapon is it and what are you offering

8:16 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: take away first

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: What weapon

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Idk what weapon

8:17 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: i dont remember :/

 

Why bother trading if you don't know?

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8:15 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: 'allo, how can I help ya?

8:15 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: 'Allo?

8:16 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: hallo

8:16 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: Hi! The reason i added you was beacuse i saw your weapon on the market. can you take it away from market soo none buys it :)

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Depends

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: What weapon is it and what are you offering

8:16 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: take away first

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: What weapon

8:16 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Idk what weapon

8:17 PM - Bahaba |Trading|: i dont remember :/

 

Why bother trading if you don't know?

This is what really rustles my jimmies.
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14:17 - lOOpPek ツ: Heloo

14:17 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

14:17 - lOOpPek ツ: I interesing you unu le party phantom

14:17 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): kk

14:17 - lOOpPek ツ: you accept offert?

14:18 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Overpay, yeah

14:18 - lOOpPek ツ: I have unu in spy

14:18 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But I'm not interested in any summer effects.

14:18 - lOOpPek ツ: lising me

14:18 - lOOpPek ツ: I have unu in spy

14:19 - lOOpPek ツ: efect maiami 6.1 buds people sell for 6,5

14:19 - lOOpPek ツ: and

14:19 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 14:18 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But I'm not interested in any summer effects.

14:19 - lOOpPek ツ: I have mask le party phantom stormy storms

14:19 - lOOpPek ツ: 2,5 peole sell for 3,4

14:20 - lOOpPek ツ: and I have more hats unu

14:20 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Here's someone sellign the chapeau for 5buds - http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22286305

14:20 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): so

14:20 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Wanna stop the crap offers?

14:20 - lOOpPek ツ: you have offert 5 buds?

14:20 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Huh?

14:20 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): There's a seller for the capeau at 5buds, he haven't sold it in almost a month

14:21 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I don't value it above that..

14:21 - lOOpPek ツ: this is quick sell

14:21 - lOOpPek ツ: ..

 

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15:34 - AnimeFreak#Premium: hi

15:34 - cares: hi

15:35 - AnimeFreak#Premium: what can i get for a low low craft 16 hat?

15:35 - cares: I don't like low crafts

15:35 - AnimeFreak#Premium: thats what everyone syas

15:35 - AnimeFreak#Premium: its a craft 16

15:35 - cares: Yeah and I don't really care

15:38 - AnimeFreak#Premium: No.But seriousley what can i get

15:38 - AnimeFreak#Premium: or how many keys would you offer for it?

15:38 - cares: No.

15:38 - cares: You can ask someoe else for PCs

15:38 - AnimeFreak#Premium: PCs?

15:38 - cares: Pricechecks

15:39 - AnimeFreak#Premium: umm since its a craft 16 its worth like a bills

15:39 - cares: k there's your answer

15:39 - AnimeFreak#Premium: i can sell it to you for like 5 keys

15:39 - cares: I can block you for like 0 keys

15:39 - AnimeFreak#Premium: o rly

15:39 - AnimeFreak#Premium: dont act cool

15:39 - AnimeFreak#Premium: fucking bitch

 

Getting sick of people adding me.

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Tactical Ass: hi

Tactical Ass: why did you added me?

The_Killer_Scooty: wait

The_Killer_Scooty is now Offline.

 

Well, that escalated quickly.

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6:41 PM - kyranasaurusrex: why would he even offer that high

6:41 PM - kyranasaurusrex: like

6:41 PM - kyranasaurusrex: seriously

6:41 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: honestly, who knows

6:41 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: he could've got it for 300-350

6:41 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: twice

6:41 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: wait no

6:41 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: thrice

6:42 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: its been up for public offer three times recently

6:42 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: I forsee another stupid ke price hike

6:42 PM - kyranasaurusrex: maybe he should bu more crones instead ;-;

6:42 PM - kyranasaurusrex: buy my*

6:42 PM - kyranasaurusrex: im tired, dunno why i said that

6:42 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: pls, kyran needs 670 for his crones

6:42 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: best deal

6:43 PM - kyranasaurusrex: quickselling for 620

6:43 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: 50 buds off, such a gr8 deal

6:43 PM - kyranasaurusrex: 600 if buds only :^)

6:44 PM - Cedar~ is sick ;v: "I'll start you off with a lowball of 400, don't kill me pls ;-;"

6:44 PM - kyranasaurusrex: reported

6:44 PM - kyranasaurusrex: blocked

6:44 PM - kyranasaurusrex: dirty lowballer

 

context: burning ke's recent sale

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mr. worldwide: hey

Red: hi

mr. worldwide: you offered on my bazaar trade a while ago

mr. worldwide: with your private ey

mr. worldwide: for my hotrod

Red: Which hotrod

mr. worldwide: logo is what you said

Red: Also I need to see its history so w8

Red is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

Red: I'd take the peace one

mr. worldwide: nah

Red: The TF logo one is duped

mr. worldwide: dupes dont matter on hats under 6 buds

mr. worldwide: ive traded plenty of hats under 6

mr. worldwide: about half have been duped

Red: And getting blocked dosen't matter for faggots with poor grammar

mr. worldwide: and i've never have had to given a discount because it's duped

 

he also left this on my bazaar profile


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okay

 

Shmurkle: I appreciate the offer, but I don't really want summer effects


Adrian: :(

Adrian: :'v

Adrian: why D:

Adrian: is beautiful :3

Adrian: please acept my unusuals :(

Adrian: i can add keys

Adrian: please :C

Adrian: please :c

Adrian: :(

Adrian: i got a offer

Adrian: i show you

You have accepted the trade request from Adrian.

Adrian: this

Adrian: and choose 1 of the unusuals at the end

Adrian: please

Shmurkle: wot

Adrian: please

Adrian: please i want that hat so much D:

Adrian: you can choose 2 unusuals

Adrian: any unusual you want

Adrian: but only 2 :/

Adrian: please

Adrian: pleaseeeee :(

Adrian: :c

Adrian: :C

Shmurkle: I would only consider your offer if it was all three hats

Adrian: :(

Adrian: please acept only 2

Adrian: :c

Adrian: pleaseeeeee

Adrian: i need it

Adrian: :(

Adrian: D:

Adrian: please i need it for a set

Adrian: :'v

Adrian: please :(

Shmurkle: all three

Adrian: only 2 :(

Adrian: please

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*random guy added me, and then this bizarre conversation*

 

he tried to con you with a sad story

 

how adorable

 

you shouldn't have traded rep with the guy

 

you shouldn't keep him added either

 

eventually he's going to hit you up for items or straight up scam you

 

mark my words

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Roller: Hi

Roller: How can I help

123456789: do you still have your hat? the unusual one

Roller: Yeah

123456789: may i know how many keys you want for it ?

Roller: I listed it on Outpost

Roller: Please read the post before adding me please.

123456789: ohh sorry

123456789: 120 keys?

Roller: Yup

123456789: okay, let me think first.

123456789: is it okay if i make a condition to prove that is not duped?

Roller: It's not okay, sorry.

123456789: why

Roller: Cause people these days keep on asking me about conditions

Roller: and I HATE CONDITIONS

Roller: WHY DONT YOU JUST TRADE IT DIRECTLY?

Roller: GOD

Roller: PEOPLE THESE DAYS

123456789: LOL

123456789: what if youre hat duped dude?

123456789: wtf?

Roller: lol

Roller: My hat is the cleanest ever

Roller: only two people in history

123456789: lol

123456789: lol

123456789: lol

Roller: gg

Roller: gg

Roller: gg

123456789: then

123456789: do you have a trusted friend whos online right now?

Roller: No

Roller: I don't have any "trustable" friends

123456789: wiw

Roller: *wow

123456789: so you cant be trusted

Roller: Yeah

Roller: I can't

123456789: okay buye

123456789: bye

Roller: buye
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Roller: Hi

Roller: How can I help

123456789: do you still have your hat? the unusual one

Roller: Yeah

123456789: may i know how many keys you want for it ?

Roller: I listed it on Outpost

Roller: Please read the post before adding me please.

123456789: ohh sorry

123456789: 120 keys?

Roller: Yup

123456789: okay, let me think first.

123456789: is it okay if i make a condition to prove that is not duped?

Roller: It's not okay, sorry.

123456789: why

Roller: Cause people these days keep on asking me about conditions

Roller: and I HATE CONDITIONS

Roller: WHY DONT YOU JUST TRADE IT DIRECTLY?

Roller: GOD

Roller: PEOPLE THESE DAYS

123456789: LOL

123456789: what if youre hat duped dude?

123456789: wtf?

Roller: lol

Roller: My hat is the cleanest ever

Roller: only two people in history

123456789: lol

123456789: lol

123456789: lol

Roller: gg

Roller: gg

Roller: gg

123456789: then

123456789: do you have a trusted friend whos online right now?

Roller: No

Roller: I don't have any "trustable" friends

123456789: wiw

Roller: *wow

123456789: so you cant be trusted

Roller: Yeah

Roller: I can't

123456789: okay buye

123456789: bye

Roller: buye

He added me too
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Brad Pitt: it costs 50$ per month to be my friend

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: dayum

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: that's a lot

Brad Pitt: to be a friend with brad pitt? its priceless

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: Dayum, can I play your guitar bro?

 

good 'ol brad

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DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: can I help

Scratch [PT]: hi

Scratch [PT]: are u selling the Orbiting Planets Electric Escorter unusual?

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: yus

Scratch [PT]: i would like to buy it, but i want you to sell it only for 8 keys can you do it?

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: lol

Scratch [PT]: 9*

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: lol

Scratch [PT]: ok then buy

Scratch [PT]: bye*

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: bye

Scratch [PT]: nobody will buy that ugly shit for 10 keys

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: ok

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool beans

Scratch [PT]: piroca nesse cu

Scratch [PT]: you nb

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: with my

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: $1500 bp

Scratch [PT]: cool

Scratch [PT]: with my

Scratch [PT]: life that values much more than games and virtual money

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: ok

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool

Scratch [PT]: get a life you retarded

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: ok

DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool
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DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: can I help
Scratch [PT]: hi
Scratch [PT]: are u selling the Orbiting Planets Electric Escorter unusual?
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: yus
Scratch [PT]: i would like to buy it, but i want you to sell it only for 8 keys can you do it?
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: lol
Scratch [PT]: 9*
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: lol
Scratch [PT]: ok then buy
Scratch [PT]: bye*
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: bye
Scratch [PT]: nobody will buy that ugly shit for 10 keys
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: ok
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool beans
Scratch [PT]: piroca nesse cu
Scratch [PT]: you nb
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: with my
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: $1500 bp
Scratch [PT]: cool
Scratch [PT]: with my
Scratch [PT]: life that values much more than games and virtual money
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: ok
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool
Scratch [PT]: get a life you retarded
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: ok
DiamondHavoc #Got3LowCrafts: cool

 

 

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[...]

Scratch [PT]: piroca nesse cu
[...]

 

Fun Fact: "Piroca nesse cu" means "dick in your ass"

Even though the most oftenly used form is "pau no seu cu", which is shorter and has a better sounding.

Now you guys know portuguese.

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-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Hello

CHUCK NORRIS: hi

CHUCK NORRIS: what can i help you with?

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Strange Kukri?

CHUCK NORRIS: ummm

CHUCK NORRIS: what?

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: I saw a classified listing on backpack.tf

CHUCK NORRIS: i think you have the wrong guy

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: I added you straight from it

CHUCK NORRIS is now Offline.

CHUCK NORRIS is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Lol I see you deleted it

 

Guy created a classified listing for a free Strange Kukri then deleted it when I asked him about it.

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4:46 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Da?

4:46 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: *ahem* Hello?

4:48 PM - Morero-nic: oh sorry

4:48 PM - Morero-nic is now Offline.

4:48 PM - Morero-nic: you selling the three rune blade?

4:48 PM - Morero-nic: WOW WTF

4:48 PM - Morero-nic is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: you didn't respond, and no.

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: wait what the?

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: it says here that you are offline

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: WHAT THE HELLL

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: I deleted you.

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: oh k

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: And nowhere

4:49 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: Does it say I'm selling a THree Rune

4:49 PM - Morero-nic: i was going to buy the sniper taunt

4:50 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: 4:48 PM - Morero-nic: you selling the three rune blade?

4:50 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14: ^.-

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: you didnt let me finish

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: nvm anyways

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: you are being fucking mean

4:50 PM - Morero-nic: dick

4:50 PM - ♥King Dixie™♥ Crafted #14:  <3

 

Nowhere does it say I'm selling a Three Rune Blade or a Sniper Taunt. GG.

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