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A Delicious Cashew: hi

>> [⇄]B3nj4[⇄]<<: hi

A Delicious Cashew: for?

You have accepted the trade request from >> [⇄]B3nj4[⇄]<<.

>> [⇄]B3nj4[⇄]<<: you trade hats??

A Delicious Cashew: yes, a lot of them

>> [⇄]B3nj4[⇄]<<: you interest

A Delicious Cashew: reading is good for you

>> [⇄]B3nj4[⇄]<< is now Offline.

>> [⇄]B3nj4[⇄]<< had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

 

I knew I should have unfriended him when he sent me the trade request without saying what for

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Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: hi bro you need this

TokoHories: hey i wanted to offer on ur fancy
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: type it out
TokoHories: well im offering a d@d snagle theres only 2 in the world and the other owner is looking fro 80 and a bubbling tam oshanter
TokoHories: that is 14 keys so thats a 94 key offer
TokoHories: and i dont go with bp price i go with market
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: wow what a rebel
TokoHories: ??
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: ??
TokoHories: yes or no
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: maybe
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: i'll tell you on 9/11 ok
TokoHories: im sorry but i do not know what is going on
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: paitence
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4uâ„¢:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/skullcap 
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: im going to ask the magic conch
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: ok
TokoHories: ok
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: it said no
TokoHories: y waste my tim den
Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: dont sass the magic conch
TokoHories is now Offline.
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Zapperzz: Hello

dr grordbort's: hu

dr grordbort's: hi

dr grordbort's: buy unusual

dr grordbort's: ok?

*I check his bp, he has nothing*

Zapperzz: lol okay

Zapperzz: what are you buying it with?

dr grordbort's: oh wait

dr grordbort's: its not the unusual i am want

Zapperzz: You're a dumbass
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Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: dont sass the magic conch
 

 

omfg, that is too funny :P  I should use that some time.  You had me laughing for like a solid minute

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Bwob75 | Use Trade Offers [⇌]: hey

bootymilk: howdy

Bwob75 | Use Trade Offers [⇌]: you were looking to 1:1 the karambit urban for a statrak ww m4 hyperbeast?

bootymilk: noooo

bootymilk: not 1:1

bootymilk: i would need a lot of added value

Bwob75 | Use Trade Offers [⇌]: really? it says on your trade looking to 1:1

bootymilk: for all of the others that are near my knife's value

bootymilk: but the WW is not near it

Bwob75 | Use Trade Offers [⇌]: well then please specify it in the trade next time as i had no idea that was your intention

bootymilk: it does not say "i want to 1:1 for these items"

bootymilk: it says im looking to 1:1 which specifies nothing

bootymilk: doesnt say i will 1:1 for them

bootymilk is now Offline.
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ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!mewllow

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!lifk me

!>Mellow<!?

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!lick me

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ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!good girl

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!>Mellow<!are u a virgin?

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!>Mellow<!:o

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ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!and you werent 12

!>Mellow<!:P im 14

!>Mellow<!do u have a bae?

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!>Mellow<!?

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*then i go offline*

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Ching Chong Phat Dong: Hi
Дебра: ?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: Trading ur unusual team captain?
Дебра: You cant even afford it
Ching Chong Phat Dong: I have paypal
Дебра: And?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: I want to get into tf2 again
Дебра: And?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: And
Ching Chong Phat Dong: Can i offer you paypal?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: i'll go first
Дебра: Do you got rep?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: On my profile
Дебра: lol
Дебра: So how much you offering?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: How much are you looking for?
Дебра: How much are you offering.
Ching Chong Phat Dong: 110?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: I can go higher
Дебра: mfw payed over 1k
Ching Chong Phat Dong: oh shit
Ching Chong Phat Dong: ur effect is hell fire
Ching Chong Phat Dong: Does 1110 sound ok?
Дебра: Hm
Дебра: No.
Ching Chong Phat Dong: Then how much?
Дебра: A lot.
Ching Chong Phat Dong: Kindly sir give me a figure
Дебра: No
Дебра: Give me a number I like.
Ching Chong Phat Dong: 1500?
Дебра: And how are you going to send this money?
Ching Chong Phat Dong: PayPal
Ching Chong Phat Dong: i go first?
Дебра: Well if you can do it with btc maybe
Дебра: i dont want paypal
Ching Chong Phat Dong: I have Paypal only : /
Дебра: well get btc.
Ching Chong Phat Dong: what a scammer
Ching Chong Phat Dong: ....
Ching Chong Phat Dong is now Offline.

 

 

some shithead tried to scam my tc while im trade banned

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29 June 2015

09:46 - Bone: Hey

09:46 - Bone: Whatsup?

09:47 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: Heyy, I know this is probably going to be the stupidest thing you have ever heard, and you'll probably call me an idiot or something like that, but I have a favor to ask of you.

09:47 - Bone: If you're gonna ask for free items, no. I already get enough of that crap

09:47 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: Haha, no, I read your account stuff, I'm not taking free items.

09:48 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: It's something to do with a buddy of mine's youtube channel

09:48 - Bone: mmhm

09:48 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: He's new to the scene of youtube, and he asked for me to try to get some more views for him, or subscribers, something to help him out a bit, you know what I'm saying?

09:48 - Bone: lel

09:48 - Bone: and you're adding people 1 by 1 for subscribers?

09:49 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: No. I went to you for a special reason, because I think you may just help me out a bit

09:49 - Bone: hm

09:50 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: So, I saw you owned a group (or probably a few)... I was wondering if you could just maybe... (And you can say no,) Maybe you could make a small announcement and kinda spread the word about his channel?

09:50 - Bone: Whats the channel

09:50 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9H8nEvj90gI_u0IXQ0Ly-w

09:50 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: The exact link, he's a pretty small channel, only around 20 subscribers...

09:50 - Bone: well i only own one as such, dont have the permission to post ads in the others without the owner's permission

09:51 - Bone: and im not doing that for someone i dont know

09:51 - Bone: but i dont mind posting it in mine

09:51 - Bone: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/unrealtf2raffles

09:51 - Bone: in here

09:51 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: Oh? No joke, you'd post it in this one?

09:51 - Bone: yeah

09:52 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: Wow. I expected a lot worse, haha... I'd love if you posted it in here

09:53 - Bone: done

09:53 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: Dude. You are the bobm.

09:53 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: bomb.

09:53 - Bone: Hehe

09:53 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: Something along the lines of something exploding.

09:53 - Bone: Ooh why you wanna kill me mate

09:53 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: I never said that, you'd rather kill everybody else around you for being amazingly awesome. Thanks a lot.

09:53 - Bone: xD

09:53 - Bone: Im flattered

09:54 - Bone: Have a good day mate

09:54 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: You too dude, you too.

09:54 - Bone: <3

09:54 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/ghlol

09:54 - Bone: Bbbyee

09:54 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603: Goodbye.

09:54 - [=PGTT-Σ=] Heavypath41603 is now Offline.

 

 

I feel happy :)

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cashedout, goodbye all: FFS they couldnt even identify a ruby karambit and when they did they said it was easily 900-1000 keys....its 800 max ddumb fuck
cashedout, goodbye all: mabye even 700 depending on float
cashedout, goodbye all: those are csgo reddit
cashedout, goodbye all: they couldnt give 2 fucks about trading with scammers
Дебра: i love how fog are making csgo trading servers
Дебра: hey admin how much is my knife worth???
Дебра: id say between 10 and 10000 keys
 

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coolrocks: hi
HolySmokes: yo
HolySmokes: i added to buy an unusual but i don't remeber which on
coolrocks: burning ten gallon?
coolrocks: purple energy ballcap
coolrocks: sunbeams provocateur
coolrocks: searing sole mate
coolrocks: time warp dragonborn
HolySmokes: probably something in the low range maybe 10 -20 keys
coolrocks: steaming mirror
HolySmokes: thats what i was looking at
coolrocks: got keys?
HolySmokes: how much was it again
coolrocks: 13
HolySmokes: because i have like 12 left
coolrocks: 12 tradable keys?
HolySmokes: mhm
coolrocks: mm
coolrocks: i guess i could do 12 right now
HolySmokes is now Offline.

 ^the kind of offline that means: i have deleted you

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Yackitori: Hey

Yackitori: What can I do for you?

PoxiZz ☾: trade awp asiimov

Yackitori: You have nothing I want

PoxiZz ☾: tec 6

PoxiZz ☾: awp 15

PoxiZz ☾: ...

Yackitori: Nope

Yackitori: Goodbye

PoxiZz ☾: fky

Yackitori: Love you too.

Yackitori:  :B1:

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regarding http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26291748#latest

 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: hey
trickybull: hi
trickybull: are you the one whos selling the double cross comm?
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: yeah
trickybull: ok
trickybull: i want to buy only that for 1 key
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: no thanks
trickybull: do i have to buy all of it then?
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: what do you mean
trickybull: you know all of the items your selling
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: you can buy just the doublecross, but my price is firm
trickybull: so i can buy the doublecross for 1 key and 1 ref?
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: the price is listed
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: I don't see what's so difficult
trickybull: so i can buy it or no
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: if you pay my listed price, yes
trickybull: ok
trickybull: i will pay that
trickybull: and by paying that i mean pay with a pure key and ref
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: yeah
trickybull: ok
trickybull: so want to trade?
Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: sure
trickybull has accepted your request to trade. *puts up 1 key 1 ref*
trickybull is now Offline.
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I don't even know what he was trying to accomplish

 

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Tuesday, June 30, 2015
12:22 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: Hello
12:27 PM - ilariomax-friendly: hi
12:27 PM - ilariomax-friendly: the guy
12:27 PM - ilariomax-friendly: who tried
12:27 PM - ilariomax-friendly: to scam you
12:27 PM - ilariomax-friendly: was the one with the pyro picture
12:27 PM - ilariomax-friendly: right?
12:28 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: Which guy...?
12:28 PM - ilariomax-friendly: did he send you a trade offer with something like pay582395812$ and some stranges ids?
12:28 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: You're high on crack.
12:28 PM - ilariomax-friendly: ?
12:28 PM - ilariomax-friendly: what it means
12:29 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: You're talking about TF2 items right?
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: ye
12:29 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: I don't even deal with TF2 trading, kiddy
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: cuz i got a guy who did that to me
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: mmmhm
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: well
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: u writed
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: on a profile
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: that got banned from trading
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: that u got an offer
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: from one of his accounts
12:29 PM - ilariomax-friendly: or something liek that
12:30 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: I don't even know what the flying fuck you're talking about.
12:30 PM - ilariomax-friendly: .-.
12:31 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: You probably added the wrong person.
12:31 PM - ilariomax-friendly: nope
12:31 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: I haven't done any trading in TF2 in months.
12:31 PM - ilariomax-friendly: wait
12:31 PM - ilariomax-friendly: wait as ec
12:31 PM - ilariomax-friendly: http://steamcommunity.com/id/BuffaloSoldier99
12:31 PM - ilariomax-friendly: here
12:31 PM - ilariomax-friendly: look in the comments
12:32 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: It wasn't even TF2 items.
12:32 PM - ilariomax-friendly: well
12:32 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: Quit playing Detective, you're bad at it.
12:32 PM - ilariomax-friendly: did he sended you a offer right=?
12:32 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: Is reading that hard?
12:32 PM - ilariomax-friendly: .-.
12:32 PM - ilariomax-friendly: yes
12:32 PM - ilariomax-friendly: what did the message in the offer said
12:33 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: I don't fucking know
12:33 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: I don't fucking care.
12:33 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: It's old
12:33 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: It's in the past
12:33 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: Buried in other stupid shit.
12:33 PM - ilariomax-friendly: ok...
12:35 PM - Wubsilicious ♥: See ya then kid.
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debra: nice score :c

Rainford: i'm purposely doing bad

Rainford: i wanna be silver

debra: only person ever who legit wants to be a silver :c

Rainford: fuck

Rainford: still gn1

debra: lmao

debra: gj

Rainford: i'm too good

debra: pay mekelekek to derank you :^)

 

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xzy: I found the secret

xzy: For rwnkup
Rainford: on how to make the perfect mety=h?
xzy: You have to master the auto sniper
xzy: Perfect what?
xzy: Xd
Rainford: make the perfect meth
xzy: Yes
xzy: You start with nuclear uranium
xzy: And poor in liquid nitrogen with sodium
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#WUTEVER: ёлол
#WUTEVER: дебра блÑÑ‚ÑŒ
Дебра: wow rude
#WUTEVER is now Offline.
 

 

how rude of penek

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did ya have to post that almost pornographic picture of an anthro pony too?

 

fiiiiiiiiiiine i'll edit it out, gosh

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