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[TheVenomWith1n]

Backstory: I offered 15 keys on someone else's unusual. This guy bought that same unusual from a different guy for 10 keys and we agreed on me buying it for 14 keys when it was tradable. I also had a seperate deal that I really wanted to make, however sadly I lost the deal, got mad, and sort of took my temper out by changing my mind about buying that unusual.

[knavesmith]

Backstory: I offered 15 keys on someone else's unusual. This guy bought that same unusual from a different guy for 10 keys and we agreed on me buying it for 14 keys when it was tradable. I also had a seperate deal that I really wanted to make, however sadly I lost the deal, got mad, and sort of took my temper out by changing my mind about buying that unusual.

Hat and effect of the Unusual you promised to buy from the guy in the pic?

[TheVenomWith1n]

Hat and effect of the Unusual you promised to buy from the guy in the pic?

blizz  L'Inspecteur

[A Delicious Cashew]

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I10:35:50 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Festive Bonesaw 10:35:52 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Festive Revolver 10:35:53 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Killstreak Machina 10:35:54 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added The Dalokohs Bar 10:35:57 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Killstreak Apoco-Fists 10:35:59 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added The Pain Train 10:36:00 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added The Jag 10:36:01 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Detonator 10:36:02 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: das tu killstreak scatergunu a strange bat 10:36:42 AM

A Delicious Cashew: I'm not selling the strange bat 10:36:51 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: a strange killstreak scattergun 10:37:21 AM

You added Strange Killstreak Scattergun 10:37:30 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: yes 10:37:44 AM

You are ready 10:37:48 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ removed Killstreak Machina 10:37:56 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: a strange bat 10:38:00 AM

A Delicious Cashew: For the third time, the strange bat is not for sale10:38:12 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: a strange knife 10:38:24 AM

A Delicious Cashew: not for sale 10:38:40 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ removed Killstreak Apoco-Fists 10:38:48 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: ok??? 10:38:52 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ is ready 10:38:53 AM

A Delicious Cashew: nope 10:38:55 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ is not ready 10:38:58 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Killstreak Machina 10:39:05 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Killstreak Apoco-Fists 10:39:07 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: ok 10:39:26 AM

You are ready 10:39:31 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: hele mas strange knife 10:39:52 AM

A Delicious Cashew: "Not for sale" 10:40:04 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: mas strange knife plzz 10:40:15 AM

A Delicious Cashew: what part of not for sale do you not understand10:40:29 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: tak strange bat 10:40:31 AM

A Delicious Cashew: I no sell strange knife or strange bat 10:40:37 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: strange bat 10:40:48 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: plzz 10:41:03 AM

A Delicious Cashew: I use strange bat, not selling it 10:41:13 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ: strange knife plzz 10:42:02 AM

Ludva Jakubec CZ added Mann Co. Supply Munition Series #92 10:42:08 AM

A Delicious Cashew: I use strange knife, not selling it 10:42:13 AM

[Fenrir]

 

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[Carnage]

I was bored so I accepted his add.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

2:16 PM - Carnage [⇆]: Hello.

2:16 PM - Pyronus: hello

2:16 PM - Carnage [⇆]: Why have you sent me a ransom trade offer?

2:16 PM - Carnage [⇆]: random*

2:16 PM - Pyronus: i want to sell my unusual for only 13 keys

2:16 PM - Pyronus had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

2:17 PM - Pyronus: its for hevy effect steaming

2:17 PM - Carnage [⇆]: So why do you assume I will buy it? Where am I buying ANY unusuals?

2:17 PM - Pyronus: whel its price is different

2:17 PM - Carnage [⇆]: Its rude to send random offers.

2:17 PM - Pyronus: im sorry but i looked for buyer allmoust 5 hours soo

2:18 PM - Carnage [⇆]: So lets look through random people's backpacks and spam offers eh?

2:18 PM - Pyronus: dud i am soo freaking tired of this

2:18 PM - Carnage [⇆]: And why do I care?

2:19 PM - Pyronus: cuz its effect is cool and its for heavy

2:19 PM - Pyronus: i thouth you wud like it

2:20 PM - Carnage [⇆]: I have an all class burning unusual. Why the hell would I want a Steaming Pugilist?

2:20 PM - Carnage [⇆]: Have a nice block.

2:21 PM - Pyronus: dude you cud sell it for 14 while buying it for 13

2:21 PM - Pyronus: idiot

2:21 PM - Carnage [⇆]: So why arent you doing that if it's so easy?

2:21 PM - Carnage [⇆]: You're not that good at convincing others are you?

2:22 PM - Pyronus: if you are blind im doing it right now but i am not finding buyers soo

2:22 PM - Pyronus: bye

2:22 PM - Pyronus: good block

2:22 PM - Carnage [⇆]: Indeed.

2:22 PM - Pyronus is now Offline.

[Cottonbonbon]

For context, this was me helping hazza decide what raunchy sfm to do next; if he won, he would do a perspective shot, and if I won, he had to do a threesome

 

2:53 PM - Hazza: tell ya what

2:54 PM - Hazza: rock paper scissors

2:54 PM - Hazza: got no coins atm, so let's do that

2:54 PM - Hazza: best of 3

2:54 PM - Hazza: ok?

2:54 PM - Hazza: I'll be perspective, you be threesome

2:54 PM - Cottonbonbon: ok

2:54 PM - Hazza: 3

2:54 PM - Hazza: 2

2:54 PM - Hazza: 1

2:54 PM - Hazza: paper

2:54 PM - Cottonbonbon: rock

2:54 PM - Cottonbonbon: shit

2:54 PM - Hazza: yiss

2:54 PM - Hazza: everyone chooses rock first

2:55 PM - Hazza: every single time

2:55 PM - Hazza: ok

2:55 PM - Hazza: 3

2:55 PM - Hazza: 2

2:55 PM - Hazza: 1

2:55 PM - Cottonbonbon: scissor

2:55 PM - Hazza: scissors

2:55 PM - Hazza: kek

2:55 PM - Cottonbonbon: dang it XD

2:55 PM - Hazza: 3

2:55 PM - Hazza: 2

2:55 PM - Hazza: 1

2:55 PM - Cottonbonbon: rock

2:55 PM - Hazza: rock

2:55 PM - Hazza: wow ok

2:55 PM - Cottonbonbon: LOL

2:55 PM - Hazza: ffs cotton

2:55 PM - Hazza: dese mindgames

2:55 PM - Cottonbonbon:

2:55 PM - Hazza: 3

2:55 PM - Hazza: 2

2:55 PM - Hazza: 1

2:55 PM - Hazza: rock

2:56 PM - Cottonbonbon: rock

2:56 PM - Hazza: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

2:56 PM - Cottonbonbon: AHAHAHAHHHA

2:56 PM - Hazza: REALLY

2:56 PM - Hazza: GOD

2:56 PM - Hazza: grrr

2:56 PM - Hazza: better not be a draw again

2:56 PM - Hazza: 3

2:56 PM - Hazza: 2

2:56 PM - Hazza: 1

2:56 PM - Cottonbonbon: paper

2:56 PM - Hazza: scissors

2:56 PM - Cottonbonbon: SHIT

2:56 PM - Hazza: aww yisss

2:56 PM - Hazza: I win

2:57 PM - Cottonbonbon: I call shinannigans

2:57 PM - Hazza: persective it is

2:57 PM - Hazza: obv lmaobox

[TurboNEET]

17:05 - kebabvendor: hey

17:05 - kebabvendor: you added me

17:05 - kebabvendor: can i help ya

17:05 - Dr.Theaterâ„¢: yes

17:05 - Dr.Theater™: 1 mınute

17:06 - Dr.Theaterâ„¢: pro ks ambrossor

17:06 - Dr.Theaterâ„¢: I stopped buying

17:06 - Dr.Theater™: ı m sory

17:06 - kebabvendor: k, seeya

17:08 - Dr.Theaterâ„¢: bro

17:08 - kebabvendor: ?

17:08 - Dr.Theaterâ„¢: buy pro ks ambroos

17:09 - Dr.Theaterâ„¢: trade offer ?

17:09 - Dr.Theaterâ„¢: trade ?

17:09 - kebabvendor: You just said you stopped buying

 

People are weird

[Rainford]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Rainford: hi

Maniuss : hi

Maniuss : i think meby u can buy juju voodoo craftable for 4 keys in items or pure 4 4keys?

Rainford: Where does it say I'm buying them?

Maniuss : idk

Rainford: Exactly

Maniuss : so no want?

Rainford: Clearly not

Maniuss is now Offline.

 

 

(Context: Buying the Cosa Nostra for 2.33, receives this trade offer: http://i.imgur.com/ASIYvwn.png. Gets added by the sender when I counter)

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: hello

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: mister

Rainford: you sent me a trade offer with the incorrect amount of metal, so i corrected it

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: you can make for 2.66 becouse the backpack.tf say 3 ref ?

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: plese

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: mister

Rainford: I said I'm buying for 2.33, not 2.66. Price isn't negotiable

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: okay

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: i not going selling for 2.33

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R|: sorry

⊰YRG⊱ SuzakuNoia |M☣R| is now Offline.

 

 

 

Why

[pomp]

Pomp: ay, what do you need?

PasteK â„¢ [PL]: WTF??? *phishing link, image style*

Pomp: yes

Pomp: that's normal

Pomp: why did you add me?

PasteK â„¢ [PL]: Sorru

PasteK â„¢ [PL]: What

PasteK â„¢ [PL]: It's not me

PasteK â„¢ [PL] is now offline.

[A-money]

heh

 

 

amk: satsuki kiryuin is kind of hot eh
amk: eh?
Minty: I would do her
amk: she has a great body
Minty: and ryuko
Minty: and mako
Minty: and yoko littner
amk: she has a better bod
amk: just take ryuko's face and put it on her bod
amk: uuuuhhhhhh
Minty: hmm
Minty: uuhuhhh
amk: what is mako's moms name
amk: she is hawt too
Minty: Ms.Mankansho
Minty: or something
Minty: i forgot
amk: yeh she is hawt
Minty: You no who is hot
Minty: ?
amk: yui
Minty: noo
amk: chan
Minty: noo
Minty: you
Minty: u r hawt
amk: no u
amk: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26420861
amk: http://i.imgur.com/srcJRE6.jpg
amk: see yui is hawt
Minty: cute
Minty: i would make out with her
amk: i would do more than that
Minty: but nawt sexy fun times
amk: i would rip her vag
Minty: hmm
amk: mhm
Minty: with wat
amk: no hesitation
amk: my mouth
Minty: I would make her ride my dick
amk: http://pre08.deviantart.net/95b4/th/pre/f/2013/167/3/b/yui_ichii_by_jellycatz-d69bo2b.png
Minty: and filll her womb with cum
amk: mmmm
Minty: shove a vibrator in her ass
amk: mhm
Minty: full blast
amk: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-jBNYE02Qo3c/UbJNjDa-EcI/AAAAAAAAYCQ/dT0CPVmuHIs/s640/vlcsnap-00068.png
amk: their teacher is really hawt too
Minty: hmmhnmhmhmmhnhm
amk: yes
amk: they just call her mom
Minty: weird
amk: yea its kind of incest i guess
amk: cause they want to see her tits
Minty: no
Minty: really
amk: yeh
amk: they try to undress her
amk: http://www.pixenli.com/images/1366/1366059815060621100.jpg
Minty: jesus
Minty: hmhm
amk: yeh
 

there is more but I think thats enough for now.

[Weedoof]

I'm hats = skill.

Guy's on my friends list, sometimes has stuff which I'd like to buy. Other times...

 

[Julia Gillard the Honest]

I've been waiting a long time for this.

 

This is from a past Strange Big Earner suggestion:

 

Of course:

 

[Teeny Tiny Cat]

Talking to surs is just endless ammo for this thread

 

21:28 - power button: u know what i dont get?
21:28 - Teeny Tiny Cat: laid?
21:28 - Teeny Tiny Cat: oh burn
21:28 - power button: lol
21:28 - Teeny Tiny Cat: rekt
21:28 - power button: thanks
21:28 - power button: lmao
21:29 - power button: so salty teeny
21:29 - power button: anyways
 

In other news... huh?

 

17:00 - SHERIFF: Are u going to kick anyone
17:00 - SHERIFF: I'll be ready to join u
17:01 - Teeny Tiny Cat: we already kicked the shit noob
17:01 - Teeny Tiny Cat: i'll inv you for the next one
17:06 - SHERIFF: There's no next one
17:06 - SHERIFF: Need metro
17:06 - SHERIFF: After that
17:06 - SHERIFF: And no1 else needs
17:06 - Teeny Tiny Cat: i need metro?
17:06 - SHERIFF is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
17:06 - SHERIFF: No idea
17:06 - Teeny Tiny Cat: no, i am telling you i need metro
17:12 - SHERIFF: I said
17:12 - SHERIFF: I had no idea
17:12 - Teeny Tiny Cat: what
 

[CecilyLovesYou<3™]

Good one lmao

[Randy The Shpee Of Nigeria]

 

I updated the hat and this and somehow this guy thinks its 30 keys, then somehow doesnt believe that and needs too check for themselves. 

 

Its a KaW Tough Guys Toque btw.

[The Oddball]

[A-money]

First of all I am sorry I just can't help myself around her.

 

 

amk: yea she is also fucking evil
Minty: she has a nice body
Minty: she reminds me of a pokemon
amk: idc she hurt satsuki multiple times
amk: i hate her
amk: bad mom
Minty: imagine satsuki by your side in nothing
Minty: bitting her lips
amk: minty stahp im gonna cum
Minty: she creeps on your body
amk: holy fuck
Minty: and slowly reaches down your pants
amk: ok dont stop
Minty: She starts sucking it
Minty: so guud
amk: uhhhhh
amk: Satsuki
Minty: She spits on her vagina and rubs it on your leg
amk: good satsuki
Minty: she rubs your dick
Minty: And then rides it
Minty: and then cums
amk: YES SATAUKI YES
Minty: and You cum all over her and make her orgasam
Minty: she is trembliming in pleasure
amk: yes yes
 

[Mark Unread]

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: STOP

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: PLEASE

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: DONT TYPE

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ANOTHER WORD

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ITS FREEZING MY GAME

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: SORRY

MMW | Egy olasz farkasember: k

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: U JUST

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: UMG

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: U JUST TYPED K

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: AFTER I SAID DONT

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: NOOOOOOO

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: Thanks

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: You crashed my game

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: God damn it mmw

 

[λngelღмander]

 

I updated the hat and this and somehow this guy thinks its 30 keys, then somehow doesnt believe that and needs too check for themselves. 

 

Its a KaW Tough Guys Toque btw.

I sold one of those for thirty four keys pure once, maybe thirty six. How the times change

[.Dusk]

July 15, 2015

「இ〠IcyBee: sup

Alwaysldeath: one sac

Alwaysldeath: hey

Alwaysldeath: ok i have a pro kill streak strange spy-cicle and i will trade it to you for 3 keys

Alwaysldeath: not 2 because i will loose so much profiit

Alwaysldeath: is that fine with you?

Alwaysldeath: hello?

Alwaysldeath: are you still there

Alwaysldeath: ??

「இ〠IcyBee: yeah

Alwaysldeath: so...

Alwaysldeath: 3 keys?

「இ〠IcyBee: 2.3?

Alwaysldeath: i cant

Alwaysldeath: i really need 3 keys

Alwaysldeath: to buy something

「இ〠IcyBee: theres 1 in your bp

Alwaysldeath: i all ready almost have enought keys

Alwaysldeath: ik

Alwaysldeath: i need 4 to buy something

「இ〠IcyBee: 2+1=3

Alwaysldeath: i want

Alwaysldeath: i am selling the pro kill for 3

Alwaysldeath: i need 4 keys

Alwaysldeath: 3 from you

Alwaysldeath: 1 from me

「இ〠IcyBee: well i put up a price for a reason

「இ〠IcyBee: i can do 2.5

Alwaysldeath: if i add someting will you raize the price to 3?

「இ〠IcyBee: what

「இ〠IcyBee: would u add

Alwaysldeath: one sec

Alwaysldeath: would you take a strange dead ringer?

「இ〠IcyBee: no

Alwaysldeath: what would you take?

Alwaysldeath: look at my bp

「இ〠IcyBee: im not interested in anything

「இ〠IcyBee: qnd im not abt to pay 3keys for it

「இ〠IcyBee: why do u think i made a buy order for 2 keys

Alwaysldeath: i was just asking

Alwaysldeath: because no one is going to sell a pro kill spy-cicle for 2 keys

「இ〠IcyBee: ive already gotten 3

Alwaysldeath: it is worth 4-5

「இ〠IcyBee: so...

Alwaysldeath: well no you dont

Alwaysldeath: i am look ing to your bp rn

Alwaysldeath: and i dont see any

「இ〠IcyBee: i buy them to sell them

「இ〠IcyBee: theyre obv sold

「இ〠IcyBee: guessing youre new to trading

Alwaysldeath: one sec i am going to look at your trade history

「இ〠IcyBee: lolk

「இ〠IcyBee: hope you know you can only do that on your own profile lmao

Alwaysldeath: no you cant

Alwaysldeath: i just looked

Alwaysldeath: and nothing

「இ〠IcyBee: screenshot it

Alwaysldeath: heres the link

Alwaysldeath: http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/625143,3

Alwaysldeath: lol guess your the new trader

Alwaysldeath: and a lier

「இ〠IcyBee: are you actually autistic

「இ〠IcyBee: i barely use tf2op

「இ〠IcyBee: i sell my shit on backpack

Alwaysldeath: well thats a dumb thing to do

「இ〠IcyBee: god just leave

「இ〠IcyBee: im losing brain cells in your presence

Alwaysldeath: well good to know

Alwaysldeath: cya lier

Alwaysldeath is now Offline.

 

[HarryG]

http://gyazo.com/0356ca5aa161b8f05a944fac16139c8e

 

That comeback game, so strong. I wonder how he would do in a rap battle. To add some extra dialogue here, it took him over 5 minutes to come up with that last brilliant sentence. 

[Carnage]

[Tobiased]

[CecilyLovesYou<3™]

So this Thailand kid added me like an hour ago. And when he finally responded:

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Friday, 17 July, 2015

10:33 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Hey, how may I help you?

10:33 pm - Yoshitm8 #laggin is now Offline.

 

He deletes me.

 

Also 9300th comment in this post, yay!