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7:54 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: There's another seller at 6

7:55 PM - Cookie: There is?

7:55 PM - Cookie: So that affects me how?

7:55 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: I could just buy it off him

7:55 PM - Cookie: What's the difference? -_-

7:56 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: Exactly

7:56 PM - Cookie: So you'd rather instead of trading me

7:56 PM - Cookie: Go add another guy

7:56 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: yeap

7:56 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: Because what's the difference http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

7:56 PM - Cookie: Saves you time not doing that?

7:57 PM - Cookie: If you're not interested, no need to go to extremely sarcastic measures to hint at it man

7:57 PM - Cookie: I'll just move on

7:57 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: cya

7:57 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/iffy 

7:57 PM - Cookie: Bye

7:58 PM - Cookie: I actually have items

7:58 PM - Cookie: Worth alot

7:58 PM - Cookie: So alot of trading

7:58 PM - Cookie: Involved

7:58 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: cool


8:00 PM - Cookie: This guy will do full price

8:00 PM - Cookie: Gg

8:00 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: I really do not care

8:00 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

8:00 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: Please just remove me

8:00 PM - Cookie: Welp, maybe if you aren't such an asshole to people who add you, maybe you'd have items as good as mine, bye fucker

8:00 PM - im a noob i don't buy shotguns: I don't like getting interrupted

8:00 PM - Cookie is now Offline.

 

http://steamcommunity.com/id/NotCompensatingByMyHugeLinkAtAllThis guy though, doesn't understand the meaning of quicksell and just because he's rich means he's better than me

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anhuygochuynh :  recluse
anhuygochuynh :  how you use mic
Player superkid2478 has joined the game
The Recluse :  k or v
Player Justin has joined the game
*DEAD* anhuygochuynh :  not working
anhuygochuynh :  recluse do i need mic for it

 

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Never tell your password to anyone.

Rainford: hi

Julihs: srry i already bought one awp

Julihs: i just wanted to advise you

Rainford: with?

Julihs: Spindel the Daytony

Julihs: srry

Julihs is now Offline.

 

wat

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TheVenomWithin|BasedHades: Shark

A Delicious Cashew: I probably paid more for this 25 key bp than you paid for the woodsman

TheVenomWithin|BasedHades: FUCK YOU

TheVenomWithin|BasedHades: !?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

A Delicious Cashew: So I'm right

A Delicious Cashew: oh btw you're about to be famous

TheVenomWithin|BasedHades: No

A Delicious Cashew: too bad

TheVenomWithin|BasedHades: Really
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"Has good parts and spec killstreak. Willing to listen to good item overpay, but DO NOT ADD ME, Send a trade offer"

 

10 seconds after I put it up...

 

A Delicious Cashew: hi

ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: hi
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: I want you degreaser
A Delicious Cashew: which one
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: hmmm i have 1 key 1 bill hat
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: i like ks
A Delicious Cashew: did you even read what it said -_-
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: its painted
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: :c
A Delicious Cashew: not enough anyways
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: :(
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: sell me your Inferno
ϰShar|<Z [⇄]: please
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#####:WTF HACKER HES FLYING

 

_-_-_-: It's called noclip, twelvie.

 

Sir_Lagsalot: Its called rocket jumping, smartass

 

_-_-_-_: ....

 

######: Lolrekt

 

 

(Names are censored, dont want them being embarrassed :D)

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#####:WTF HACKER HES FLYING

 

_ -_-_-: It's called noclip, twelvie.

 

Sir_Lagsalot: Its called rocket jumping, smartass

 

_ -_-_-_: ....

 

######: Lolrekt

 

 

(Names are censored, dont want them being embarrassed :D)

That's the whole point

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(i commented on his "what to do with 30 keys" update to give me 6 keys to unbox kek)

 

3:21 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: PLOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

3:22 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: no

3:22 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: i will eat u

3:22 PM - Sir Tomato ♥ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

3:22 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: 'Ill giveu dogfighter and vegas for em

3:22 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ( steam games lol)

3:23 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: No

3:23 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: jerk u off

3:23 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ?

3:23 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: That's what my left hand is for.

3:23 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: and ur right?

3:24 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: Actually I can write with both hands

3:24 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ,,

3:24 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: FUCK UY

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: I am in fact ambidextrous

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: :3

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: FUCK  YOU

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: I WILL FUCKING

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: then again

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: FUCK UR MUM

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: I prefer right

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: AND UR DOG

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: AND THEN FUCK

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: U

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: eww

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: IN THE ASS

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: TILL U FUCKING CUM

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: okay.

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: AND U RUN OUT OF ENERGY

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: THEN U CANT PLAY UR LITTLE GAMES

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: AND TRADE UR SHITTY HATS

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: you probably run out first.

3:25 PM - Sir Tomato ♥: okay.

3:25 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: I HAVE NO CUM
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4:26 pm - Python: I'd totes be your bf if you were more into guys. You'd just have to not expect much from me, items-wise :L
4:26 pm - Python: Sorry if that was out of nowhere but
4:26 pm - Python: Ya know, whatever
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Well
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: You know Sugarcube, right?
4:27 pm - Python: Ye
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: He has a crush on me
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: I'd be delighted to see Python vs Sugarcube
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: The prize would be me
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: o3o
4:27 pm - Python: kek
4:27 pm - Python: k
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Fite him
4:27 pm - Python: I'll fight
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Ayy lmao
4:27 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Seems legit
4:27 pm - Python: Ninja'd
4:28 pm - Python: You have to gimme a sword tho :/
4:28 pm - Python: I'm all out of dank memes
4:28 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Lol

 

4:28 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Just buy those swords from Toys R Us

 

4:35 pm - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: >Python

4:36 pm - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I dont fight wars, i end them~
 
4:30 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Ayy lmao
4:31 pm - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: Python is a scrub
4:32 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Lol
4:32 pm - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: <3
 
How to get Python's morale down 2015 edition
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4:30 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: http://steamcommunity.com/id/CecilyLovesYouAll/status/1435048162

4:30 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Ayy lmao
4:31 pm - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: Python is a scrub
4:32 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: Lol
4:32 pm - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: <3
 
How to get Python's morale down 2015 edition

 

 

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One of those days i  guess where people add me and end up calling me a Whore. 5 Stars.

 

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I won't understand some traders... maybe I shouldn't have explained why I didn't like the offer. :c

 

Tuesday Jun 23
11:04 PM - Julia: Hey
11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: Hey
11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: i want to buy ur max's
11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: but i'm offering my entire backpack
11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: u can decline if ur not interested.
11:04 PM - Julia: eh, not really interested in selling a ton of low-value items unless the offer is very good
11:04 PM - Julia: No thanks
11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: okie then
11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: u really underestimated me...
11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: i had keys ready to offer also.
11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: but ur the one at expense here your losing a very good offer
11:05 PM - Julia: I looked at your bp :P
11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie is now Offline.
11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: i looked at ur iq it is also low-valued.

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I won't understand some traders... maybe I shouldn't have explained why I didn't like the offer. :c

 

Tuesday Jun 23

11:04 PM - Julia: Hey

11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: Hey

11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: i want to buy ur max's

11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: but i'm offering my entire backpack

11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: u can decline if ur not interested.

11:04 PM - Julia: eh, not really interested in selling a ton of low-value items unless the offer is very good

11:04 PM - Julia: No thanks

11:04 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: okie then

11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: u really underestimated me...

11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: i had keys ready to offer also.

11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: but ur the one at expense here your losing a very good offer

11:05 PM - Julia: I looked at your bp :P

11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie is now Offline.

11:05 PM - Chubby Luffy Is a Lie: i looked at ur iq it is also low-valued.

 

His iq seems to be non-existent.

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Sugarcube on the efficacy of tragedy in my little pony fanfiction versus Shakespeare tragedy:

 

 

♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: take a psychological sample
♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: in his plays humans died
♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: no one gives a shit about them
♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: these are ponies
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lel

 

12:52 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: hey
12:52 - REKT: yo
12:52 - REKT: Could you quickly help my team out?
12:53 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: With?
12:53 - REKT: We are about to play a tournament final but we're missing one
12:54 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: And what link doI need to click?
12:54 - REKT is now Offline.
 
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lel

 

12:52 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #scammedmyself: hey
12:52 - REKT: yo
12:52 - REKT: Could you quickly help my team out?
12:53 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #scammedmyself: With?
12:53 - REKT: We are about to play a tournament final but we're missing one
12:54 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #scammedmyself: And what link do I need to click?
12:54 - REKT is now Offline.

 

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Puddingkip: I have found the solution to the Euro crisis

Puddingkip: it's simple

Puddingkip: eliminate Greece

Зкраб: WE kill the Batman

Puddingkip: by reclaiming Greece for the Danish crown

Зкраб: what

Зкраб: So you'll give Denmark in trade for Greece

Зкраб: Also I hope you got my reference

Puddingkip: The Greek royal dynasty is a cadet branch of the Danish one

Puddingkip: the batman one? yeah sure

Puddingkip: but no

Зкраб: Yeah I understand some of those words

Зкраб: But

Puddingkip: The king of Denmark had two sons

Зкраб: oh noes

Puddingkip: the first one inherited Denmark

Puddingkip: the second one got Greece

Зкраб: oh

Puddingkip: for no obvious reason other than that Greece needed a royal family

Puddingkip: so their royal family is the same as yours

Puddingkip: but it has gone extinct pretty much by now

Зкраб: But he had a latino wife

Зкраб: woah

Puddingkip: yes but renounced claims

Зкраб: our crown princess also have that

Зкраб: shit

Зкраб: we are the same

Puddingkip: they will no longer claim Greece

Зкраб: fuck

Puddingkip: but Denmark still can

Puddingkip: due to (w)incest in the royal families

Зкраб: so denmark can claim Greece to be theirs

Зкраб: great

Puddingkip: you would be third in line

Puddingkip: exactly

Puddingkip: it's easy

Зкраб: we kill the batman

Puddingkip: fuck greece, it will be Danish resort

Puddingkip: fuck the greek, they're foreigners

Puddingkip: colonialism makes so much sense

Зкраб: It wouldn't be so hard to claim greece back now

Зкраб: What are they up for on ebay?

Зкраб: 20€

Зкраб: or something like that

Зкраб: The EU is quickselling

Puddingkip: ohhh

Puddingkip: if they still have Naxos up for grabs

Зкраб: Is that an island?

Puddingkip: I would like me a Greek isle

Puddingkip: yeah

Puddingkip: oh but by the way

Puddingkip: in claiming Greece you may upset the English

Puddingkip: the King-Consort of England also has claims

Puddingkip: better ones to be fair

Puddingkip: but he is not allowed to sit on a foreign throne by British laws

Puddingkip: so it should be going to Denmark I think

Зкраб: Well

Puddingkip: if we take aside all the facts that Greece isn't a monarchy, the people who renounced the throne and the opinions of the Greek people

Зкраб: Like we want Greece anyway

Puddingkip: yes

Puddingkip: you should want Greece

Puddingkip: not the Greek

Зкраб: We will ruin our rep

Puddingkip: there's a difference

Зкраб: No one hates Denmark

Зкраб: We are the Canada of europe

Puddingkip: genocide once again is the answer

Зкраб: We'll get debts

Puddingkip: no

Puddingkip: those debts are of the greek republic

Puddingkip: the greek monarchy had no debts

Puddingkip: when they got banished in 1970's

Puddingkip: Greece wasn't poor

Зкраб: But

Зкраб: Greece will want us to

Puddingkip: kill all Greeks that want their money back

Зкраб: ruining our rep again

Puddingkip: huh? Greece isn't a monarchy, thay can't make claims to thrones

Зкраб: It's complicated

Puddingkip: oh they will want you to repay the debts

Puddingkip: no

Puddingkip: kill all the people that request it

Puddingkip: soon they will stop requesting

Puddingkip: did you not pay attention? genocide isn't a problem, it's a solution

Зкраб: Listen

Зкраб: If we come say

Зкраб: "Hey we're just going to be your new royal family, you can't really do anything about it, it's either fighting this or paying back Germany"

Зкраб: They'll take us gladly

Зкраб: and then slowly go

Зкраб: "hey uh, we have some problems with Germany, can you help us"

Зкраб: and we're going to fall for it

Зкраб: see?

Puddingkip: no you see

Зкраб: I'm blind

Puddingkip: because when they are starting to whine about problems

Puddingkip: you kill them

Puddingkip: rape their wives and daughters

Зкраб: but we ruin our rep

Puddingkip: and kill the rest of their family

Puddingkip: reputation isn't important

Зкраб: Sweden will be a more loved country

Зкраб: dude you don't get it

Зкраб: we must be better than Sweden

Puddingkip: if you play this right withing 2 generations you can rule Denmark, Greece, Great Britain and Spain

Puddingkip: they're nto that far off

Puddingkip: well

Puddingkip: re-instate Kalmar Union

Puddingkip: make them your slaves

Puddingkip: preferably sex slaves

Зкраб: Yes

Зкраб: And take back the part of Sweden that belongs to us

Puddingkip: skane?

Зкраб: Skåne

Зкраб: yes

Puddingkip: gotland

Puddingkip: yes

Зкраб: you forgot the dot

Puddingkip: is of glorious Danish clay

Puddingkip: I didn't forget

Puddingkip: I intentionally left it out

Зкраб: lol glorious was vikings

Зкраб: fucking badass we were

Зкраб: but kalmar union in 2015 sounds nice

Зкраб: We'll have Norway's oil too

Puddingkip: yes

Зкраб: we'll be dem rich kidz

Puddingkip: and Icelands glorious banking system

Puddingkip: heck, claim Finland

Зкраб: AND WE  CAN PAY BACK GREECE'S DEBTS

Зкраб: EYYY

Puddingkip: for the education

Puddingkip: YEEEESSS

Зкраб: GREECE + NORWAY + SKÅNE + DENMARK

Puddingkip: war, genocide and incest solving your problems

Зкраб: Soloution is found

Puddingkip: once again

Зкраб: Island is fucked

Зкраб: poor as hell

Зкраб: ew

Puddingkip: no

Puddingkip: it makes good sheep breeding ground

Puddingkip: also nice place to dump shitty immigrants

Зкраб: fuck sheeps

Puddingkip: hey

Зкраб: literally

Puddingkip: the Arabs will feel at home

Puddingkip: with so many sheep to fuck

Puddingkip: and technically they would be in glorious Denmark

Зкраб: no they will because their hair is all the same

Puddingkip: except nobody gives a shit

Puddingkip: and in reality they are in Iceland

Puddingkip: but you can shut up anybody whining about it

Зкраб: + if we go against britain we will get Ireland too

Зкраб: Ireland hates britain

Puddingkip: and say "look we gave them this island"

Puddingkip: well don't go for Ireland

Puddingkip: go for the Danelaw

Зкраб: yeah like britain did to australia

Puddingkip: and the Norwegian British isles

Puddingkip: such as Man and the north of Scotland

Puddingkip: plus the Shetlands etc.

Puddingkip: Denmark can into power

Зкраб: no just Ireland

Зкраб: hot gigners dood

Зкраб: gingers

Зкраб: Lots of Emma's

Зкраб: + We can call us the home country of U2

Puddingkip: hmm

Зкраб: which is a kinda shitty band but still

Puddingkip: plus hot Swedish girls

Зкраб: ye

Puddingkip: if you take Man back

Puddingkip: like you should

Зкраб: Tall hot busty gingers and blondes

Зкраб: how about that

Puddingkip: you can claim to be the home ground of the Bee Gees

Puddingkip: Sounds like the porno I watched last night

Зкраб: That's british

Puddingkip: and it was a good one

Зкраб: link

Puddingkip: was on phone in incognito

Зкраб: I'm just here with 24 inch porn

Зкраб: It's great

Зкраб: especially when it's 60 FPS

Зкраб: it's like a whole new world

Puddingkip: yeah seeing guys with small penises makes you feel a bit more confident

Puddingkip: isn't 24 inch really fucking massive though?

Зкраб: I was never afraid of them, no one was as me

Puddingkip: like 60 cm

Зкраб: I have a huge cock obviously

Puddingkip: that's a bit insane right?

Зкраб: Well it's a great monitor

Puddingkip: yeah but 24 inches

Puddingkip: ooohhh

Зкраб: 24 inches

Puddingkip: lol the monitor was 24 inches

Puddingkip: thought you meant the guy's cock

Зкраб: yeah are you fucking stupid

Зкраб: world's biggest cock is like 13 inchesa

Зкраб: Yes I searched that, and it's okay

Puddingkip: oh wow

Puddingkip: I'm more than 10% of that

Puddingkip: easy

Зкраб: Just had to check my own cock's lenght again

Зкраб: I'm always forget

Puddingkip: is that erect or non-erect btw?

Зкраб: don't remember, but I used to get it stuck in the zip in my jeans all the time so now I only use buttons

Puddingkip: don't you wear underwear?

Зкраб: no I need those milimeters

Зкраб: You know this guy came and gave me an advise once

Зкраб: I could just stick it in my butt and I'll look normal

Зкраб: but that hurts

Зкраб: in both parts.

Зкраб: This chat is getting disgusting

Puddingkip: yeah

Puddingkip: we should go back to incest and genocide

Puddingkip: my favourite topics

Зкраб: yeah instead of thinking people have 24 inch penises

Puddingkip: well I got to go anyway

Puddingkip: bye

Зкраб: bye

Puddingkip is now Offline.
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9:22 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: (accepts u instantly cause of steam level)

9:22 PM - Shade: Hello

9:23 PM - Shade: Can u put u Unusual Shooter's Sola Topi o market to 22 Euro so i will buy it

9:23 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: .. 22 euro

9:23 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: how much usd?

9:24 PM - Shade: Ok set it so much u need

9:24 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: but i dont have a shooter topi?

9:24 PM - Shade: Wtf

9:24 PM - Shade: Sry

9:24 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: you must of saw a suggestion i did for it

9:24 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: not that i have it

9:24 PM - Shade is now Offline.

 

 

lolwot he was steam lvl 30

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