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Hazza: SAMURAI

Sir Tomato ♥: masahiro

Sir Tomato ♥: no cat

Sir Tomato ♥: 0/10

Sir Tomato ♥: roy

Hazza: worst game

Sir Tomato ♥: is returning

Hazza: no shit samurai

Sir Tomato ♥: no shit

Sir Tomato ♥: "more powerful"

Sir Tomato ♥: No shit.

Hazza: dayum

Hazza: puberty hit roy hard


Sir Tomato ♥: no final smash?

Sir Tomato ♥: riot

Hazza: yep

Hazza: critical hit

Hazza: retard

Hazza: oh look lucas

Hazza: who the fuck cares

Hazza: no-one likes lucas

Hazza: lol

Sir Tomato ♥: fuck

Sir Tomato ♥: that's highway robery

Hazza: 'these two that were particularly popular'

Hazza: >lucas

Hazza: >popular

Hazza: ok then

Sir Tomato ♥: robbery

Sir Tomato ♥: MEGAMAN

Sir Tomato ♥: get hyped

Hazza: ooh megaman battle network

Hazza: MEGAMAN X

Hazza: ZERO

Hazza: HOLY SIT

Sir Tomato ♥: fuck

Hazza: NAH BRUH

Sir Tomato ♥: animal

Sir Tomato ♥: fuck

Hazza: eww

Sir Tomato ♥: waiiii

Hazza: splatoon yisssss

Hazza: squid hat

Hazza: tentacle hat


Sir Tomato ♥: wat the heck

Hazza: the fuck is akira

Hazza: why so few polygons

Hazza: zero main

Sir Tomato ♥: no. meta knight

Hazza: oh it's virtua fighter

Sir Tomato ♥: animal crossing is shit

Sir Tomato ♥: booo

Hazza: splatoon trophies

Hazza: yiss

Hazza: OH SHIT

Sir Tomato ♥: the original game is nice

Hazza: AMIIBO

Hazza: EWWW

Sir Tomato ♥: Mii fighters.

Hazza: MII FIGHTER AMIIBO

Hazza: WHY

Sir Tomato ♥: oh shit

Hazza: WHY NINTENDO

Hazza: NO

Hazza: NO

Hazza: NO

Hazza: NO-ONE LIKES THE MIIS

Sir Tomato ♥: sigh*

Hazza: THEY'RE SHIT

Sir Tomato ♥: more?

Hazza: NEW AMIIBO

Sir Tomato ♥: OHHHHHHHHH

Hazza: SHEET

Sir Tomato ♥: ROOOOOOOBBBBB

Hazza: DUCK HUNT

Sir Tomato ♥: FALCO

Sir Tomato ♥: FACLO

Sir Tomato ♥: FACLO

Hazza: ALSO FUCK FALCO

Sir Tomato ♥: FACLO

Sir Tomato ♥: FACLO

Hazza: BRUH

Hazza: MORE THAN ONE GAME AND WATCH POSE

Sir Tomato ♥: september?

Hazza: R U SRS

Hazza: RYU AMIIBO PL0X


Sir Tomato ♥: really?

Sir Tomato ♥: i have to wait?

Hazza: MEWTWO AMIIBO

Sir Tomato ♥: mewtwo

Hazza: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hazza: NEW STAGES

Sir Tomato ♥: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY MONIES

Hazza: OH SHIT MIIVERSE

Hazza: GREEN GREENS

Hazza: NINTENDO YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS

Hazza: WAIT

Hazza: NO

Hazza: NOT GREEN GREENS

Hazza: DREAMLAND

Hazza: I'M RETARDED

Sir Tomato ♥: that is also highway robbery

Sir Tomato ♥: fucking hell

Hazza: we're not planning dlc-sakurai 2014

Hazza: HYRULE CASTLE

Sir Tomato ♥: miiverser?

Sir Tomato ♥: seriuosly?

Hazza: MIIVERSE

Hazza: YEP

Sir Tomato ♥: fuck

Hazza: CALLED IT

Hazza: EWW MIIVERSE POSTS IN THE BACKGROUNF

Hazza: FUCKING

Hazza: WHY

Hazza: NO

Sir Tomato ♥: what is this bullshit.

Hazza: SO MANY DICKS

Sir Tomato ♥: what. is. this. bullshit.

Hazza: NO

Sir Tomato ♥: I don't want dicks to cheer me on

Hazza: IT'S NOT EXCITING

Hazza: IT'S DUMB

Sir Tomato ♥: no music

Hazza: OH GREAT MII CHANNEL SONG

Hazza: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sir Tomato ♥: Money?

Hazza: MY FAVOURITE

Hazza: FREE

Hazza: SHIT

Sir Tomato ♥: okay.

Hazza: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT TOURNEYS

Sir Tomato ♥: welp

Sir Tomato ♥: I am bored

Hazza: KEEP WATCHING

Hazza: FAGGOT

Hazza: NEVER LEAVE NINTENNO

Hazza: WAIT

Hazza: STREAM STOPPED

Hazza: WAT D0

Sir Tomato ♥: REPLAY

Sir Tomato ♥: REPLAY

Sir Tomato ♥: REPALy

Hazza: REPLAY?

Sir Tomato ♥: REPALY

Hazza: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hazza: SHIT

Sir Tomato ♥: REPLAYYYYYYYYY

Sir Tomato ♥: UPLOAD YOUTUBE

Hazza: INB4 'BEST SHULK COMBO LOL'

Sir Tomato ♥: REPLAYYYYYY

Hazza: GOOGLE ACCOUNT

Hazza: NINTENDO PLS NO

Hazza: FINAL

Sir Tomato ♥: oooo

Hazza: RYU

Hazza: RYU

Hazza: RYU

Hazza: RYU

Hazza: RYU

Hazza: YEP

Hazza: YEP

Hazza: YEP

Hazza: YEP

Hazza: YEP

Sir Tomato ♥: RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hazza: HYPE

Hazza: HADOUKEN

Sir Tomato ♥: HAAAADOUKEN

Hazza: NO GAMEPLAY

Hazza: FUCK YOU NINTENDO

Hazza: NEVERMIND

Hazza: SO THIS IS SMASH

Sir Tomato ♥: HOLY SHIT

 


Sir Tomato ♥: I bet is expensive as fuck

Hazza: CAN WE HAVE GUILE'S THEME

Hazza: KEN'S THEME

Hazza: OK

Hazza: GUILE'S

Hazza: WE NEED IT

Hazza: COME ON SAMURAI

Hazza: PLS

Hazza: PLEASE

Hazza: NOOOO

Hazza: NO GUILE'S

Hazza: MY LIFE IS OVER

Hazza: KEN TROPHY

Hazza: SPECIAL ATTENTION

Hazza: I'M NOT FUCKING SURPIRESED

Hazza: YEP

Hazza: HEIHACHI

Sir Tomato ♥: okay.

Sir Tomato ♥: Amiibo

Hazza: THE FIGHTING GAME UPDATE

Sir Tomato ♥: RYU

Hazza: AND AMIIBO

Sir Tomato ♥: FUCK

Hazza: INB4 VALVE TIME

Hazza: RYU

Hazza: ROY

Hazza: LUCAS

Sir Tomato ♥: NO LUCAS

Hazza: AKIRA

Sir Tomato ♥: FUCK

Hazza: JACKY

Hazza: ISABELLE

Sir Tomato ♥: MEGAMAN

Hazza: MEGAMAN EXE

Hazza: ZERO

Hazza: INKLING

Sir Tomato ♥: SPLATOON

Hazza: SQUID KID

Hazza: HEIHACHI

Hazza: DREAMLAND

Hazza: MIIVERSE SHIT

Hazza: SUZAKU CASTLE

Sir Tomato ♥: AND ABSOLUTEY HIGHWAY ROBBERY

Hazza: RYU KEN ROY LUCAS SPLATOON TROPHIES

Sir Tomato ♥: OH SHIT

Hazza: TODAY

Hazza: TODAY

Hazza: WHAT

Sir Tomato ♥: TODAY

Sir Tomato ♥: TRAFFIT

Sir Tomato ♥: RRRRRRIOOOOOT

Hazza: SERVERS DOWN INSTANTLY

Sir Tomato ♥: FUCK

Sir Tomato ♥: INSTANTLY SOLD OUT

Hazza: WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS

Sir Tomato ♥: FUCK

Sir Tomato ♥: RIOT

Hazza: U WOT

Sir Tomato ♥: RIOT

Sir Tomato ♥: RIOT

Sir Tomato ♥: time for riot

Hazza: HOOOOLLLYYY SHIIIITTTTTTTT

Sir Tomato ♥: <message deleted>
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MingMong the ChingChong: Hey

MingMong the ChingChong: What do you need?

☣Contagious Smiles☣: ummm

☣Contagious Smiles☣: one sec

☣Contagious Smiles☣: I was wondering...

MingMong the ChingChong: ?

MingMong the ChingChong: Yes?

☣Contagious Smiles☣ is now Offline.
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Lord Scrubbington the IIIhello

Sun Jun 14 2015

Austin Collinshey can i have some free stuff?

Lord Scrubbington the IIIsure

Lord Scrubbington the IIItrade me

Austin Collinsu cant (I'm on the website, not client)

Lord Scrubbington the IIIexactly

Austin Collinsohhh i get it

Austin Collinsyou a faggot!!!

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*user charges back 40 keys worth of paypal trade*

*i report them on bp.tf and outpost*

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
13 June 2015
Oriental Poison: u mad faggot
coolrocks: keep going
Oriental Poison: i will enjoy your money .d
Oriental Poison: you are a little faggot
15 June 2015
Oriental Poison: sup faggot?
Oriental Poison: fag
 

quite repressed, i think

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*user charges back 40 keys worth of paypal trade*

*i report them on bp.tf and outpost*

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

13 June 2015

Oriental Poison: u mad faggot

coolrocks: keep going

Oriental Poison: i will enjoy your money .d

Oriental Poison: you are a little faggot

15 June 2015

Oriental Poison: sup faggot?

Oriental Poison: fag

 

quite repressed, i think

That guy most be desperate for cash, 40 Keys is like 90 bucks at most right?

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*user charges back 40 keys worth of paypal trade*

*i report them on bp.tf and outpost*

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

13 June 2015

Oriental Poison: u mad faggot

coolrocks: keep going

Oriental Poison: i will enjoy your money .d

Oriental Poison: you are a little faggot

15 June 2015

Oriental Poison: sup faggot?

Oriental Poison: fag

 

quite repressed, i think

Same person added me the other day. Never said what they wanted.

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This is how you make me pissed:
 

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: hi
(~Derxar~): Helllo
(~Derxar~): i buy unusual heavy
(~Derxar~): for sell?
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: which one
(~Derxar~): Effect
(~Derxar~): Scorching Flames
(~Derxar~): for Sell?
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: the mongolian?
(~Derxar~): i buy it quicksell offers
(~Derxar~): Yea
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I'm not quickselling anything...
(~Derxar~): The Mongolian
(~Derxar~): k
(~Derxar~): no qicksell
(~Derxar~): Quick
(~Derxar~): *
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: what can you offer?
(~Derxar~): Trade!
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: just type it
(~Derxar~): i can't
(~Derxar~): See The offers!
You have accepted the trade request from (~Derxar~).
(~Derxar~): i add here very much Spec
(~Derxar~): like?
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I'll need to calculate, its a lot of items
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: what were all the spec items you added?
(~Derxar~): See The Stranges
(~Derxar~): Very much Spec
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: can you just name the spec ones right now?
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: fire axe, bottle, grenade, loch and load, pistol and what else
(~Derxar~): How much my offers?
(~Derxar~): ;-;
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I need to calculate, maybe its easier if you just send me a trade offer with all this stuff
(~Derxar~): u ready now or?
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: give me a few minutes
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I'll tell you when
(~Derxar~): pls Fast
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: is this most of your bp? Just to make it easier for me, what did you NOT include other than normal weapons?
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: actually, which specialized weapons did you not put in? That's all I need to know
(~Derxar~): ah.
(~Derxar~): how much my offers
(~Derxar~): more
(~Derxar~): or low?
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I think its fine, just one sec, almost done
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: Is that all your specialized weapons? Just asking for my calculation
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I can do it I think
(~Derxar~): but my offers more :C
(~Derxar~): i see
(~Derxar~): backpack.tf
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: what
(~Derxar~): my offers more
(~Derxar~): if u add more
(~Derxar~): maybe i ready
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: uh well you can keep the chemistry sets at the bottom, I don't want those
(~Derxar~): i can't ready anymore
(~Derxar~): Good Luck
(~Derxar~) is now Offline.
(~Derxar~): i like your items
A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: whats the point of adding me if you're going to not trade
(~Derxar~) is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
(~Derxar~): Have a nice day
 
Wasted 15 minutes of my time, bugged me about the trade every 30 seconds, yet decides to not go through with the trade
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From ban appeals :(

 

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I guarantee that sucker is going nowhere. People like that don't mesh well with others, I can't imagine he'll have a happy life. While you make progress in science, he scams. Who's really winning?

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eyyy havent been here in a while!

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
10:20 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: hi men
10:20 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: you can help me ?
10:21 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: Hello ?
10:21 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: i need help
10:21 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: you guy you have in you steam friend list
10:21 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042872466
10:21 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: steall al my weapons
10:22 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: no help me ?
10:22 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™: then I'm sorry but I will delete and block
10:23 PM - Å.ℭ.Å.ℬ.I ҳ!иÔ_ØиnЭ™ is now Offline.
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05 June 2015
coolrocks: hi, let me know what you needed when you're online
Jack Spicer: wold you be intrested in a gut knife slauther factory new
Jack Spicer: ?
Jack Spicer is now Online.
coolrocks: for what
Jack Spicer: tf2 items
Jack Spicer: id like a max head and a golden force a nature
coolrocks: i have neither of those
coolrocks: so feel free to offer on items i actually have
coolrocks: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198088401243
Jack Spicer: i wold as well take the golden scatergun
Jack Spicer: witch you have but idk if you trade it
coolrocks: not for sale
Jack Spicer: ill chehc out your tf2.bp
coolrocks: i just linked you to it
Jack Spicer: even tho im banned there because of a fella....
Jack Spicer: and a joke
coolrocks: hahahaha
coolrocks: that was me that reported you
Jack Spicer: yeah
coolrocks: you're brilliant
Jack Spicer: whatever
coolrocks: get lost pal
Jack Spicer: im a fair trader
coolrocks: you literally admitted to scamming
Jack Spicer: as i said
coolrocks: said you didn't care about trade banned
Jack Spicer: a joke
Jack Spicer: i honestly dont.
coolrocks: except it wasn't a hoke
coolrocks: *joke
coolrocks: cause a) there's proof
Jack Spicer: steam market serves me just as well
coolrocks: and B) you didn't say it was a joke at any point
coolrocks: and c) it wasn't funny
Jack Spicer: i want to trade whit you -.-
coolrocks: and i don't want to trade with you
Jack Spicer: i dont care for the history
Jack Spicer: fine honestly i dont see how come someone likes you
Jack Spicer: you a only bussnis man as i can see
Jack Spicer: nothign wrong whit it
Jack Spicer is now Offline.
 

return of this dude

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