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[N!K]

 

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: STOP

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: PLEASE

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: DONT TYPE

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ANOTHER WORD

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ITS FREEZING MY GAME

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: SORRY

MMW | Egy olasz farkasember: k

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: U JUST

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: UMG

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: U JUST TYPED K

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: AFTER I SAID DONT

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: NOOOOOOO

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: Thanks

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: You crashed my game

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: God damn it mmw

 

Acted the same towards me once while he was playing tf2, now I see why, heh

[A-money]

amk: ♥
Mįntÿ: no
Mįntÿ: Im mad at you
amk: ok fine i'll just go have sex with satsuki
amk: she doesnt get mad at me
Mįntÿ: Yea cuase she incometent
Mįntÿ: your paying her
Mįntÿ: 2 billion dollers
amk: what did u just say
Mįntÿ: the fuck amk
amk: wtf did u just say
Mįntÿ: Waat
amk: about satsuki
Mįntÿ: wat
amk: did u just insult her
Mįntÿ: Incompetent
amk: u insulted
amk: satsuki
amk: on purpose
Mįntÿ: yea
amk: are u...
Mįntÿ: Thats wat you get when you fuck with my head
amk: i dont think i cant handle u being this mean to her
amk: say ur sorry now
amk: u can insult me
amk: but dont insult her
Mįntÿ: Satsuski is so
amk: perfect
Mįntÿ: ech
Mįntÿ: cant even say it
amk: MINTY
Mįntÿ: She disgusts me
amk: how dare u
Mįntÿ: she power hungry
amk: HOW DARE U
amk: she is not
Mįntÿ: and shes a Slaver
amk: NOOOOOOO
Mįntÿ: she isnt nice
Mįntÿ: she is not hawt
amk: she is dead set on her goals
Mįntÿ: shes a 3 outta 10
amk: she wont let anyone get in the way
amk: minty stop
Mįntÿ: Puts her friends instead ofher self
Mįntÿ: Das bad
amk: she does what she has to do to win
amk: i can respect that
Mįntÿ: Ew
Mįntÿ: I hate her
amk: minty u fuck
amk: minty do not insult her again
amk: or you are out of the fan club
Mįntÿ: out
amk: u kno wat ur alreadly out
Mįntÿ: K
Mįntÿ: save me the work
amk: u dont deserve
Mįntÿ: for doing it for me
Mįntÿ:
amk: to be in her presence
Mįntÿ: Im getting under your skin
amk: orly
Mįntÿ: She let her mom do naughty things
amk: get kicked
amk: SHE DOES NOT LET HER
Mįntÿ: thats whoreish
amk: she is forced
Mįntÿ: She
Mįntÿ: Let
Mįntÿ: Her
amk: NO
amk: she did not
Mįntÿ: She coulda of hurt her bad
amk: she had to pretend to be loyal
Mįntÿ: Satuski let her
amk: so she could betray her later
Mįntÿ: She could of Bitched slaped
amk: no
amk: she had to act nice so she could betray her at the right time
Mįntÿ: Naw
Mįntÿ: watever'

 

When Satsuki destroys your real relationships. D:

[Weedoof]

Trading is weird sometimes.

 

[Deku]

1:40 AM - Sphere Box: CAN LEND ME 6 KEYS

1:40 AM - Sphere Box: NOT A SUGARCUBE AND WATERMELON MANN REFERENCE

1:41 AM - Sphere Box: BOX HEREBY REPAYS YOU 6 KEYS IN 3 MONTHS

1:41 AM - Sphere Box: OR UNTIL HE GETS 6 KEYS

1:42 AM - Sphere Box: IZ OK FOR BOX?

 

[Senpai Absol~]

Never tell your password to anyone.
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: Hey
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: how can i help you
Bee: gu
Bee: hi
Bee: i just want to sell the specialized killsrtreak strange awp hand cost 15 key
Bee: and professional killstreak silver botkiller rocket launcher cost 13 keys
Bee: do you wanna buy?
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: And why did you add me?
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: For this?
Bee: yes :C
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: So you added me
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: When i never said i was buying these things
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: Just to hope i would?
Bee: yeh?
Bee: :C
(BG-M) Senpai Mario: Blocked
Bee is now Offline.
I didn't really block him

[Randy The Shpee Of Nigeria]

 

Guess im a Selfish Prick because of where i live. Mhm this is why i dont accept adds much anymore. 

[Julia Gillard the Honest]

There was a time when new backpack.tf members were expected to read through this entire thread. We should return that and also the follow up, initiation pop quiz that was based on these conversations.

 

Haha. You thought that I would post a funny conversation here.

[`Yahiamice]

 

`Yahiamice | LFT Open Heavy: what medal do i get for making you the shrek copypasta with your pokémon obsession ? c:

λngelмander: You can have "Angelmander's nonexistent seal of approval"

`Yahiamice | LFT Open Heavy: PERFECT

λngelмander: ok

`Yahiamice | LFT Open Heavy:

 

>I was only seventeen years old

 

>I loved Pokémon so much, I owned all the games and watched all the anime

 

>I pray to Satoshi Tajiri every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

 

>"Pokémon is love", I say, "Pokémon is life"

 

>My mom hears me and calls me a faggot

 

>She is obviously jealous of my devotion to that videogame

 

>I called her a cunt

 

>She slaps me, steals my red rescue team dungeon game and tells me "you already have enough pokemon games, you dont need this one" and sends me to my room

 

>I am crying now, because my face hurts

 

>I go into my bed and it is very cold

 

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

 

>I fell something touch me

 

>It's Gardevoir

 

>I am so happy

 

>She whispers into my ear, "I will protect you♥ "

 

>She grabs me with her powerful Psychic powers and puts me ontop of my bed

 

>I'm ready

 

>I spread my dick for Gardevoir

 

>I penetrate her butthole

 

>It hurts so much, but I do it for Gardevoir

 

>I can feel my dick tearing as my eyes start to water

 

>I push against her force

 

>I want to please Gardevoir

 

>She roars a mighty battlecry as i fill her butt with my love

 

>My mom walks in

 

>Gardevoir looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all Kyogre now"

 

>Gardevoir leaves using Teleport

 

Pokémon is love, Pokémon is life

λngelмander: >I spread my â–²â–²â–²â–² for Gardevoir

λngelмander: LOL

`Yahiamice | LFT Open Heavy: I know

λngelмander: >i can feel my ▲▲▲▲ tearing

λngelмander: why does a ▲▲▲▲ tear

λngelмander: while â–²â–²â–²â–²ing an ▲▲▲▲

`Yahiamice | LFT Open Heavy: cum

`Yahiamice | LFT Open Heavy: It's tearing appart

λngelмander: oh lel

λngelмander: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

λngelмander: WOW

λngelмander: YOU GET

λngelмander: ANGELMANDERS REAL SEAL OF APPROVAL

`Yahiamice | LFT Open Heavy: "it's all kyogre now"

 

[N!K]

Haven't had a phishing bot add me in months

[Tobiased]

[t0night]

Never tell your password to anyone.
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you here?
coolrocks: yep
coolrocks: whatcha need
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: cgo item for tf2\
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you want it?
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i intrester cosmetik and taunts
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: only
coolrocks: oh yeah
coolrocks: you sent me a trade offer
coolrocks: it was really really low
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: for my m4  wat you can offer?
coolrocks: and i'm not selling lots of that stuff
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: wat you can offer me for my m4?
coolrocks: your m4 is worth like half a key
coolrocks: you asked for over 3 keys worth of stuff
coolrocks: i don't think you understand prices enough
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i dont know tf2 price dude
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: np
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i send not marketeble items
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i thx they are trash
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: realy'
coolrocks: you don't understand tf2 pricing at all
coolrocks: it's not via market
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: for my m4 you can give me
coolrocks: are you selling your knife
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: any cosmetik items?
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪:  http://steamcommunity.com/economy/item/440/2/2978750833/?l=english&o_url=thischarmingrock
 
coolrocks: not for sale
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: this item is  pet yes??
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i want your 3 taunt
coolrocks: i sent you an offer
coolrocks: a robot companion
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: wat is it  item
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i dont like and i dont know
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i play with sniper
coolrocks: it's all class
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: and medic payro heros
coolrocks: any class can use it
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i know but
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i want  caps hats
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: or any good items
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: if this my m4 low for taunts
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i like any items in your imbentor
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i thx they are not cost mor
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: nomarketeble items
coolrocks: nonmarketable items have prices
coolrocks: check on backpack.tf
coolrocks: priced in metal
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i know
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪ has accepted your request to trade.
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: ca you show me sniper scout and  medic items
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: wat you can give me
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: dont need tradeble items
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: not marketeble
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i take
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: any or spy
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: if you have sets
coolrocks: there
coolrocks: look at those
coolrocks: the m4 is worth 1 or maybe 2
coolrocks: so pick one or two and i'll say if it's fair
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: sniper item
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: can you change it?
coolrocks: there's no sniper item there
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you say me to i give you my m4 for 2 this item 2 vs 1?
coolrocks: depends which item
coolrocks: some items are more and i can only 1:1
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: )))))))))))))))))))))))
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you keddeng me
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: 1 vs  1
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: for my m4
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: your this item?
coolrocks: your m4 is literally worth like 9 ref
coolrocks: the vintage pyro hat is 9 ref
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: omg
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you know dude
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: 2 trader  for  4$
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: gives me 14 taunt
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: and
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you say me to 1 vs  1 my m4?
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: seriosly?
coolrocks: yeah, $4
coolrocks: your m4 is not $4
coolrocks: your m4 is like $1
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: ok add good items for my p90
coolrocks: and i said 1:1 with SOME of the items
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: go i wait
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: and loock your offer
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: now
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: 6$ cost my p90
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: its not worck
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: dude
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: this items
coolrocks: ?
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: pestival
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: items
coolrocks: you can wear them at full moon
coolrocks: it's a set
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: gogo i loock to trust you i intrested homany trash item you add
coolrocks: i add a sniper halloween set and you get pissy at me?
coolrocks: do you want tf2 stuff or not
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you thx now to i realy dont know proices and
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: you want lowball me
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: ))
coolrocks: fuck me...
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: i trade 6 year in lounge its funny realy
coolrocks: i put 3 halloween items in and now you cry about a scam
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: this your all items is trashestt dude
coolrocks: i give you a halloween set ON TOP of what i was going to give you
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: and
₪₪♕BØØRÆ♕₪₪: helluwin items i not need
coolrocks: hi bro you need it??
 

 

steam user since 2012 and he's traded for 6 years in lounge? csgolounge.com Creation Date: 2013-08-14T02:40:06.0Z (http://csgolounge.com.hit4hit.org/)

 

i love wasting my time

[N!K]

-snip-

 

i love wasting my time

Fuck that hurt reading that, all those spelling mistakes

[Wubsies ♥]

Context(pls no deleterino Julia) http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/statuses/user/4983-julia/?status_id=256961

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

1:26 PM - Wubsilicious â¤: Hello

1:26 PM - Raiu: hi

1:26 PM - Raiu: i talked with the owner of the stupid donate group

1:26 PM - Raiu: its clearly a scam and he is just taking the iotems

1:26 PM - Raiu: items*

1:26 PM - Wubsilicious â¤: Well duh, it's obvious as shit.

1:26 PM - Raiu: is there any way to tell people about it xd

1:27 PM - Wubsilicious â¤: Report them?

1:27 PM - Wubsilicious â¤: Idk

1:27 PM - Raiu: is it against the rules though

1:28 PM - Raiu: im just going to join make a comment an leave

1:28 PM - Wubsilicious â¤: No, just a poorfag begging items

1:30 PM - Wubsilicious â¤: Well, see ya then

1:30 PM - Raiu: cya

 

[RozeEagle]

[HarryG]

By far the funniest one in a long long time 

 

http://gyazo.com/d430389a814edbafdf951f5a61dc8696

 

He owns a bunch of collectors cosmetics, so apparently people have actually sold to him before.

[Supore]

Never tell your password to anyone.
SuporeMaster: hello
jay14462: hey
jay14462: i have offer for ur unsuual
SuporeMaster: mkay
SuporeMaster: so?
SuporeMaster: what offer?
jay14462: how abour gtaV gift
SuporeMaster: no
jay14462: ok then
SuporeMaster: ...soooo
SuporeMaster: also
SuporeMaster: may i ask
SuporeMaster: your unusual, why is the same one in this guy's backpack: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198213568796
jay14462: its friend
jay14462: yes
SuporeMaster: but the unusual you have now, in your inventory
SuporeMaster: is the same as that guy has right now
jay14462: yes
SuporeMaster: how is that possible then?
SuporeMaster: so two the exact same hats at the same time?
SuporeMaster: and you have 0.2 hours on tf2 and an unusual and keys?
jay14462: nea account for trade only
jay14462: yes
jay14462: why u ask ?
SuporeMaster: just wondering
SuporeMaster: it's a bit weird for someone
SuporeMaster: to say a new account for trading only
SuporeMaster: though steamrep says your account is from 2009
SuporeMaster: yeah...
jay14462: rlly ? ty for it know i know
jay14462: now i know*

 

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198009786485/

 

Yeah... Totally not a scammer alt...

[Carnage]

By far the funniest one in a long long time 

 

http://gyazo.com/d430389a814edbafdf951f5a61dc8696

 

He owns a bunch of collectors cosmetics, so apparently people have actually sold to him before.

 

I remember this guy, I blocked him about 9 months ago. He added me for an aussie minigun and wanted me to dig through his backpack for something to trade for it. I told him no and he told me to go away XD.

By the looks of his profile he's still very full of himself.

[CourtneyWendysCommercials]

http://imgur.com/fRzlZOO,BTvqQmL

 

just happened, not the funniest, but yeah

[1p222]

Never tell your password to anyone.

exxkai | trade.tf: hi

Yakimaru: fast learner ?

Yakimaru has accepted your request to trade.

Yakimaru: I dont have rec

Yakimaru: add on scrap

Yakimaru: one scrap

exxkai | trade.tf: no

Yakimaru: why ?

exxkai | trade.tf: my fast learner = 2.55 + 0.33 + 0.11 = ?????

exxkai | trade.tf: 3

Yakimaru: 2.99

exxkai | trade.tf: exactly

Yakimaru: 3-0.44 = 2.66

exxkai | trade.tf: 2.56 actually 

Yakimaru: yes

exxkai | trade.tf: which is 2.55

exxkai | trade.tf: my fast learner as i previously said

exxkai | trade.tf: is 2.55

Yakimaru: add ine scrap

exxkai | trade.tf: no

exxkai | trade.tf: xD

exxkai | trade.tf: you are offering 3 refined not 3.11

Yakimaru: =2.56

exxkai | trade.tf: why would i pay for 3 refined and 1 scrap

exxkai | trade.tf: when you are only offering 3 refined?

exxkai | trade.tf: i don't understand

exxkai | trade.tf: if you could correctly explain the reason for me paying 3.11 i would gladly put one more scrap in

exxkai | trade.tf: please go into team fortress 2

exxkai | trade.tf: and smelt the refined

exxkai | trade.tf: so you can give me 2 refined 1 reclaimed and 2 scrap

You have accepted the trade request from Yakimaru.

[ShadowMan]

By far the funniest one in a long long time 

 

http://gyazo.com/d430389a814edbafdf951f5a61dc8696

 

He owns a bunch of collectors cosmetics, so apparently people have actually sold to him before.

 

Alienkiy, he is probably the most weird guy i met during trading career. Especially if you're talking with him not in english.

Shame i didn't save screenshots, but they were in russian anyway so who here cares.

[Hazza]

Context: me and kebabvendor going hatless snipers on pubs trying to get kicked for hax0rz

 

Hazza: >mfw

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: bruh

Hazza: 2hype

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: 1v1 me

Hazza: machina bodyshots only

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: k

Hazza: let's test the theory

*calls vote as kebab as a hacker*

Hazza: kek

Hazza: damn

Hazza: lel

Hazza: YES YES YES

Hazza: GO ALONG WITH IR

Hazza: *IT

Hazza: HAHAHAHA

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: should i go heavy?

Hazza: nah

Hazza: not as realistic

Hazza: stay hatless sniper

Hazza: I'll try again

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: nah watch this

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: im a silver heavy

Hazza: ooh

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: nobody beats my tracking

Hazza: dis gon b gud

Hazza: keep spamming lmaobox in chat

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: i dont have the bind

Hazza: bind it now you lazy fuck

Hazza:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

Hazza: bind "/" "say GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX! BEST FREE TF2 HACK!"

Hazza: THERE

Hazza: do that

Hazza: or another key

Hazza: pls

Hazza: d0 it

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: nah

Hazza: awwwwwwwwwwwww

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: they aint buying it

Hazza: just w8

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: dont have flinchy aim and shit

Hazza: let's try

Hazza: one more time

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: kek

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: someone else voted

Hazza: lol gg

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: rip

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: xD

Hazza: AHAHAHAHAA

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: fuggen lol

Hazza: gg no re

Hazza: ah, pubs

WELCOME TO THE MEMENATENING: now gotta equip all my hats back :/

[Mike Hawk]

Mike Hawk: yo

JARATE.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Hi

JARATE.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I have high five and skullcracker

Mike Hawk: Alright! Do you have change for a key? I'm out of metal :<

JARATE.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ok

You have accepted the trade request from JARATE.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Mike Hawk: so 15.77

Mike Hawk: -10.66

Mike Hawk: = 5.11

JARATE.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yep

Mike Hawk: do you have the change?

JARATE.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nope

Mike Hawk: rip

[CourtneyWendysCommercials]

http://imgur.com/bnLvbPkGeel hates me now :/

[Deku]

Friday, July 24, 2015

12:26 AM - Deku: whats up

12:26 AM - GoobiesGaming: yo

12:26 AM - GoobiesGaming: gut knife guy?

12:27 AM - Deku: ye

12:27 AM - Deku: nice scam

12:27 AM - GoobiesGaming: ?

12:27 AM - Deku: $75 steam cards don't exist

12:27 AM - GoobiesGaming: wallet code lel

12:28 AM - GoobiesGaming: not steam card

12:28 AM - Deku: same thing

12:28 AM - GoobiesGaming: no

12:28 AM - Deku: unless you're willing to go first, not thanks

12:28 AM - GoobiesGaming: ill give half

12:28 AM - GoobiesGaming: first

12:28 AM - Deku: all or nothing

12:29 AM - GoobiesGaming: lel no you'll just take it and go

12:29 AM - Deku: I have rep

12:29 AM - GoobiesGaming: half is fair

12:29 AM - GoobiesGaming: same

12:29 AM - Deku: show me your rep

12:29 AM - GoobiesGaming: look on my profile

12:29 AM - Deku: steam profile means nothing

12:29 AM - Deku: I meant trustworthiness

12:30 AM - GoobiesGaming: you can talk to my previous tradees if you like

12:30 AM - GoobiesGaming: lel tradees

12:30 AM - GoobiesGaming: dont think thats a word but you get me

12:31 AM - GoobiesGaming: ?

12:31 AM - GoobiesGaming: ??

12:31 AM - Deku: you go first with all, or no deal

12:32 AM - GoobiesGaming: then no deal lmao

12:32 AM - Deku: we can get a middleman

12:32 AM - Deku: I'd be fine with that

12:32 AM - GoobiesGaming: im good

12:32 AM - GoobiesGaming: rather not pay extra

12:32 AM - Deku: ok

12:32 AM - Deku: well cya

12:32 AM - GoobiesGaming: and you'd probably pick a firned

12:33 AM - GoobiesGaming: friend

12:33 AM - Deku: I'm not a scammer

12:33 AM - GoobiesGaming: to make him just take my money

12:33 AM - Deku: you're the one offering a sketchy deal

12:33 AM - GoobiesGaming: fair enough lmao

12:33 AM - GoobiesGaming: thanks anyways.

12:33 AM - GoobiesGaming: good luck making any profit whatsoever

 

[Kevin the Chicken God]

CSGO trading is seriously making me want to tear my hair out

 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: hey

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: ?

Spoderman: You were looking for a M9 Night

Spoderman: FT

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: yeah

Spoderman: I saw on Outpost

Spoderman: I have one aswell

Spoderman: I was wondering if you would want to offer on mine

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: how much are you looking for

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: I can offer in pure

Spoderman: How much pure do you have?

Spoderman: ????

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: 53 CSGO keys+around 30 TF2 keys

Spoderman: How much are you willing to offer altogether

Spoderman: ?

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: idk

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: market price

Spoderman: XD

Spoderman: Have you seen it

Spoderman: Not a scratch on it

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: how much do you want then

Spoderman: Well it's better looking than the other guys

Spoderman: and you are going to be givign me tf2 keys aswell

Spoderman: is there any way you could swap some of the tf2 keys for some cs:go?

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: can't be bothered

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: I'll just give you them at a 7:8 ratio

Spoderman: idk

Spoderman: nvm

Spoderman: have a good day

Spoderman: not interested

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: dude

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: I'd be paying under 10 tf2 keys

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: is it seriously that hard

Spoderman: What were you planning on offering me?

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: I have someone willing to sell me a FT one with .84 float for 65, so a like 57

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: 53 CSGO then like 5 tf2

Spoderman: XD

Spoderman: XD

Spoderman: HAHAHHAHAHA

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: your knife isn't even above .8 float

Spoderman: I wouldn't even take 65 if it had tf2 keys in it

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: don't kid yourself

Spoderman: my knife is .16

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: LOL

Spoderman: bye

Spoderman is now Offline.

Spoderman: 57 XD

 

 

his 'scratchless .16': http://i.imgur.com/hC1C2zw.jpg

compared to guy who wants 65: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/438323734769293738/8B73C6E3BB0F0D5E7B2806EA358AE68CEB19217E/