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8:51 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: hey

8:51 PM - reduce reuse recycle: hi

8:51 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: so i made a trade

8:51 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: for me and you

8:51 PM - reduce reuse recycle: waa

8:52 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: 2 of my festives for 1 of your awps

8:52 PM - reduce reuse recycle: No thanks.

8:52 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: please

8:53 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: ive been trying to get an awp all night

8:53 PM - reduce reuse recycle: No thanks.

9:05 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: dude

9:05 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: i will buy a rancho relaxo taunt off you

9:05 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: for a hat

9:05 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: ot two

9:05 PM - reduce reuse recycle: No thanks.

9:05 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: please

9:06 PM - reduce reuse recycle: No thanks.

9:06 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: you are fucking ruining my dreams

9:06 PM - reduce reuse recycle: Oh.

9:07 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: so is it a fucking yes or a fucking no thanks

9:07 PM - reduce reuse recycle: No thanks.

9:07 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: fuck you

9:07 PM - reduce reuse recycle: Oh.

9:07 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky: go the fuck away

9:08 PM - *T.H.P* Gunnanarky is now Offline.
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Yackitori: Hey

Yackitori: What can I do for you?

CENTIS ŪBELE: Hello

CENTIS ŪBELE: Are you busy?

Yackitori: No?

Yackitori: Not right now.

Yackitori: Why do you ask?

CENTIS ŪBELE: Wanna play something?

Yackitori: Who are you first of all?

CENTIS ŪBELE: idk

Yackitori: Why did you add me then?

CENTIS ŪBELE: Just a random guy who wanna play some games

Yackitori: Goodbye.

CENTIS ŪBELE is now Offline.

CENTIS ŪBELE: Goodbye my friend
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Never tell your password to anyone.
Yackitori: Hey
Yackitori: What can I do for you?
CENTIS ŪBELE: Hello
CENTIS ŪBELE: Are you busy?
Yackitori: No?
Yackitori: Not right now.
Yackitori: Why do you ask?
CENTIS ŪBELE: Wanna play something?
Yackitori: Who are you first of all?
CENTIS ŪBELE: idk
Yackitori: Why did you add me then?
CENTIS ŪBELE: Just a random guy who wanna play some games
Yackitori: Goodbye.
CENTIS ŪBELE is now Offline.
CENTIS ŪBELE: Goodbye my friend

 

That was pretty mean of you, perhaps he just saw you playing tf2 and wanted to play a game with someone. You didn't have to send him away without the time of day...

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That was pretty mean of you, perhaps he just saw you playing tf2 and wanted to play a game with someone. You didn't have to send him away without the time of day...

Pretty sure he's just another hijacker.

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Pretty sure he's just another hijacker.

Normally hijackers don't give so much leadup, they drop right into the scam. In my experience anyway. One of my best friends on steam was a guy who added me because he wanted a person to play with, and saw me in a server one time and remembered my name (then searched the directory and found me) back when I was salamander.

 

 

Anecdotal experience aside, you can always let them finish their spiel before telling them to screw off. :D 

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20:25 - ShiroiKarasu: I'm going to open chat, I expect you to behave.

20:26 - The chat room has been set to all-users chat by ShiroiKarasu.

20:26 - Bakgrund: ayy

20:26 - Ninety2: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠100 MILLION HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Windroid@HK(復å¤): ゚+.(◕ฺ ω◕ฺ )゚+.hype゚+.(◕ฺ ω◕ฺ )゚+.

20:26 - The Engine of Life: No

20:26 - /u/EastLight: love you

20:26 - Zerothian: *misbehaves*

20:26 - yuugi: JUST

20:26 - Yoozeo: I'm in but I can't get the room to load properly.

20:26 - Excrescence: MISTAKE

20:26 - Blasted: HYPEE

20:26 - Rythes: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤à¼¼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤à¼¼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤à¼¼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤à¼¼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤à¼¼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Ex_cKot: lol

20:26 - [sPBA] coreycubed: any open rooms?

20:26 - Arxidon: incredible gains

20:26 - Poltergeist: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠JoinGame(47365); ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - BioGhost1981: huuuuhuuuu

20:26 - DeathWantsMore: 3-2-1 MASTERRACE

20:26 - Yellow™: ༼ 㤠◕_◕ ༽㤠HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_◕ ༽㤠HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_◕ ༽㤠HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_◕ ༽㤠HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_◕ ༽㤠HYPE


20:26 - Ninety2: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠100 MILLION HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Deft: way to remain calm :)

20:26 - Unsung Hero: WOOOOOO

20:26 - Xentropy: oh god the spam

20:26 - Bakgrund: "behave"

20:26 - Dysenterys Targaryen: and we have liftoff

20:26 - MuffinMonster: "behave"

20:26 - Toast: THE HYPE IS REAL

20:26 - kooshKilla: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Varnion: BLOCK AGAIN PLS

20:26 - Ninety2: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠100 MILLION HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Pizza Supreme: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - æ‘倒丶使劲踢 left chat.

20:26 - BioGhost1981: yeahh

20:26 - Qwghlm: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠HYPE. ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - RainbowStaple: YEEEEEEY

20:26 - |PpP| Ray Arnold: A MILLY A MILLY A MILLY

20:26 - Nico: Kappa 321

20:26 - XxSeRyIxX♣™: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠JUMP JUMP HYPE JUMP JUMP. ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Ninety2: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠100 MILLION HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Ꮃörmholïng ℋüsky: Amazing that a community has sprung up around this game.

20:26 - Tokao750: FREEDOM!!!

20:26 - [MeowMeowWorm]冰淇淋武士: (ã¥ï½¡â—•â€¿â€¿â—•ï½¡)㥠 (47365)

20:26 - gekko: OH MY FUCKING GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

20:26 - Stormtrooper left chat.

20:26 - Slaanesh: ffs.....

20:26 - dl337: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠SANIC ENGAGED༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - riktoi: if someone still isn't at room 2 there should be 500+ slots left

20:26 - •GG• Voyager2406: We have 1.3k active users

20:26 - Cpt. Cockfags: Same ! I can't load the room

20:26 - Bakgrund: lol

20:26 - SpiralEmpire left chat.

20:26 - Grug left chat.

20:26 - Toast: OMG I LOVE THIS GROUP!

20:26 - Ninety2: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠100 MILLION HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Gilboron: dick cheney made money off the iraq war

20:26 - wtf: yeap.. behave

20:26 - B'z: lol..

20:26 - MuffinMonster: lol

20:26 - Crowzer: STOP

20:26 - F1reB1rd: ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽㤠HYPE ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤

20:26 - Lekamil: Second room is starting soon

20:26 - ryoo entered chat.

20:26 - The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by ShiroiKarasu.

20:26 - ShiroiKarasu: T_T

20:26 - ShiroiKarasu: room #2 47365 still room

 

"behave"

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 Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: ey

Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: y u feelin so coky?
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: :B1:
Cottonbottom B): Cocky? naaahhhh. Just me having a good laugh about a mispell on my name that I thought was funny 
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: oh kek
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: I didn't even notice that
Cottonbottom B): Wait, you weren't talking about my name change? Then I am confused indeed 
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: but you're always cocky right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: I only noticed the B)
Cottonbottom B): lol ahh I see. Nah I'm not cocky; that would imply I have one :B1:
Cottonbottom B): Now where's my damn airhorn
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: But what if you do?
Cottonbottom B): MY GOD
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: Now where's my damn Illuminati Song
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: MY GOD
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: THAT'S SO KINKY 
Cottonbottom B): oh lord 
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: I mean
Cottonbottom B): non-existant, as usual 
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: How are you?
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: kk
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: Mine is too
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: WAIT
Hazza [Gone Until 26th In IoS]: SHET
Cottonbottom B): welp 
 
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Friday, June 19, 2015

1:29 PM - Wubsies ♥: Hello

1:30 PM - dreamcatcher: yo

1:30 PM - dreamcatcher: what is ur rank bro/

1:30 PM - Wubsies ♥: Why?

1:30 PM - dreamcatcher: want to paly)

1:30 PM - dreamcatcher: play*)

1:31 PM - Wubsies ♥: Are you gonna send me a link that I have to download, then you'll hijack my account and shit?

1:31 PM - dreamcatcher: yea

1:31 PM - Wubsies ♥: Good job.

1:31 PM - dreamcatcher: )

1:31 PM - Wubsies ♥: Fucking idiot, piss off.

1:31 PM - dreamcatcher is now Offline.
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「இ〠IcyBee: sup

•OxyGen•: sup

***I START TF2 UP***

•OxyGen•: im selling charmes chapeu im see you in outpost

•OxyGen•: You Need Now?

•OxyGen•: Sir??

•OxyGen•: SİR!

•OxyGen•: HEYYYYYYYYYY

「இ〠IcyBee: dude chill the fuck out

•OxyGen•: Ur a Dumbass

「இ〠IcyBee: ...

•OxyGen• is now Offline.

「இ〠IcyBee: nice

 

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he/she added me 3 days ago and hasnt said anything since then

 

http://gyazo.com/cd444d1de29f63d67a6be3879410d57e

This guy isn't much of a talker. I actually had a transaction with him.

 

I had an auction selling a bunch of my Spec KS Fabricators for really cheap when this guy comes and offers a bunch of Strange weapons totaling well more than what I was expecting to get out of my fabricators. Without any doubt, he won my auction. I added him (since he didn't have trade offers enabled) to reward him, but he didn't talk to me. I sent him a trade offer, he accepted it, and that was that. He's a pretty mysterious guy in my book.

 

Also, sorry for quoting a 16 day old post :3

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Senpai Mario (BG-M): Hello
Senpai Mario (BG-M): you added me
tor quickselling: hey
tor quickselling: sorry for the random add
tor quickselling: was wondering if you were interested in a clean burning veil for 300 or a gifted burning sbwtc belt for 60
tor quickselling: 35% off the veil
tor quickselling: 50% off the belt
Senpai Mario (BG-M): Give me a min
Senpai Mario (BG-M): Just checking prices
Senpai Mario (BG-M): Sounds good to me
Senpai Mario (BG-M): The veil
Senpai Mario (BG-M): Haha just fucking with you i dont trade with scammers
tor quickselling: alright
Senpai Mario (BG-M): Sorry
Senpai Mario (BG-M): Cya
tor quickselling: no worries
tor quickselling: bye
tor quickselling is now Offline.
At least he was nice

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ღEmmi ♥: Hello :o

Emmy #Forb: Hello.

Emmy #Forb: Is it me you're looking for

ღEmmi ♥: I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES

Emmy #Forb: I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR SMILE

ღEmmi ♥: YOU ARE ALL I EVER WANTED

Emmy #Forb: AND MY ARMS ARE OPEN WIDE

ღEmmi ♥: oh boy

Emmy #Forb: ohhh boy.

 

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Acidside.: Hi mate?
coolrocks: hi
Acidside.: How much for it?
Acidside.: How much for your both knives?
coolrocks: lol
Acidside.: why?
coolrocks: just wondering why you're so keen
coolrocks: one is untradable
Acidside.: oh sorry xD
Acidside.: How much for one knife?
coolrocks: so you'll have to be satisfied with one for now
coolrocks: 65 keys.
Acidside.: In real money pls?
coolrocks: do you have rep?
Acidside.: Would you agree of using an official and trusted middemans from http://steamrep.comto hold our trade for safe?
coolrocks: sure
Acidside.: ok how much for the knife?
coolrocks: "No Middlemen. Anyone Can Be Impersonated; I Don't Want The Risk Of Both Of Us Being Scammed. "
coolrocks: so which is it?
coolrocks: no middlemen, or we have to use a middleman
Acidside.: we have to use one pls?
coolrocks: then why does your profile say no middlemen
Acidside.: no middleman for biggest trades.
coolrocks: speaking of steamrep and middlemen
coolrocks: are you aware that you were marked two days ago as a scammer for impersonating a middleman?
coolrocks: you've gone quiet
coolrocks: well, it was fun
coolrocks: have an awful life :)
 

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Saturday, June 20, 2015

2:06 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: What kind of harassment? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2:06 PM - im a pokemon girl harass me plz: rape

2:07 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: How about


2:07 PM - im a pokemon girl harass me plz: okay

2:07 PM - im a pokemon girl harass me plz: that works

2:08 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: http://gaben.amigocraft.net/sax.mp3
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This isn't really a Steam chat (if it bothers anyone that much I can always remove my post) but I thought this guy was stupid so here. We're playing L4D2 btw:

 

sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  wtf u motherfucker
=SP A= Grizzly :  k
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  cheater shit
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  hahah
=SP A= Grizzly :  ever heard of right click
Lord Kappa :  ?
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ever heard of cancer ?
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  thats what im goin to take into ur asshole
=SP A= Grizzly :  he thinks im cheating because i hit him after he jumped as a hunter
=SP A= Grizzly :  then shot him
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  Take?
=SP A= Grizzly :  now he thinks he's amazing because his team killed me
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  So you're gonna take cancer?
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  into ur mother
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  haha
=SP A= Grizzly :  ur mam jokes
=SP A= Grizzly :  original
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  hahah
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  shit kid get life
=SP A= Grizzly :  calling me a kid after using mam jokes
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ya
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  problem?:CC(C(C(C(CC(
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  dont be so mlg
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  im out of mountain dew
=SP A= Grizzly :  "dont be so mlg" so you admit that i rekt you m8?
tijmenpower :  lol
=SP A= Grizzly :   B)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ya
tijmenpower :  XD
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  just cuz i ran out of mountain dews
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  and doritos
=SP A= Grizzly :  so you call me a cheater...because i'm better than you?
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  and i left my gedora at home
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  f
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ya
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  problem?
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  cry more :(
Lord Kappa :  ;-;
Lord Kappa :  iz
(Survivor) Lord Kappa :  k
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  thanks
Lord Kappa :  good...
hqnders :  we got dis team
Lord Kappa :  bye
Lord Kappa :  ahhhhhhhhh
=SP A= Grizzly :  cry more? you're the one accusing me of cheating
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  CRY :=
hqnders :   :D
Lord Kappa :  okay stop wit de passive agressive crap
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  bots
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  xaxax
=SP A= Grizzly :  I wonder how cool you think you are right now.
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  BOTS
Lord Kappa :  let's just play
tijmenpower :  *cry*
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  get rekt
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  Good cry, you are wanting cancer... sadistic fuck
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  after 7 shits
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
=SP A= Grizzly :  Hey look at me, I can insult people on the internet.
=SP A= Grizzly :  I'm so cool.
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  yeah i want cancer into ur asshole
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
=SP A= Grizzly :  such maturity
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  xaxa
=SP A= Grizzly :  very cool
Lord Kappa :  comon keepos and kapps
=SP A= Grizzly :  much swag
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  xaxa
Lord Kappa :  can we geta long?
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  xaxaxaxa
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  kill us
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  i help
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  I think im soooo mlg cuz i ran out of "mountain dew and doritos"
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  no this is y im not mlg atm
=SP A= Grizzly :  I'm trying to but he thinks typing xaxaxaxaxa is 2 kewl 4 me
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  jajajajaja
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  kkkkkkk
Lord Kappa :  5 years later
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  555
Lord Kappa :  in the mall
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  xaxaxaxa
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  lol
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  rofl
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  lmao
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  lmfao
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :   :P #livingafagitlife
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  xaxaxaaaxxaxaxaxaxa
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  no one cares about u
=SP A= Grizzly :  xoxoxox <3
(Infected) {Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  y
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  y he do dis?
=SP A= Grizzly :  rekt by charger B)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  almost
=SP A= Grizzly :  well you almost rekt me
=SP A= Grizzly :  till I shit on u m8
=SP A= Grizzly :   B)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  xaxax
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  noob strikes
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  shiiit
Lord Kappa :  burns 4 days
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  Yeah, you're the noob sending them
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  im gonna burn everything
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  i mean... our team
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  or at leasst myself
=SP A= Grizzly :  ez
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  :^) #bullyoverinternet
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  #nolife
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  #gonnalose
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  aya
Lord Kappa :  #stolemybaby
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  till idc
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  i want to be play only as infected
=SP A= Grizzly :  why?
=SP A= Grizzly :  you're shit at it
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  hahah
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  Kappa
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  lled all of u
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  killed
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  XDD
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  You killed us?
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ya
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  easy peasy
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  Im pretty sure a blind kid could do better
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ur mom? :o
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  i dont think so
=SP A= Grizzly :  nice job sakon
=SP A= Grizzly :  you're really good.
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ty ikr
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  oooppps i just killed myself
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  fuck :c
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  Good
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  You deserve it
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  ikr
hqnders :  gg
=SP A= Grizzly :  ez
=SP A= Grizzly :  nice 2 canisters
=SP A= Grizzly :  gg i think
=SP A= Grizzly :  except sakon was shit
{Purple T-A-S} MrNightmare4321 :  OMG CHEATERS
=SP A= Grizzly :  cant even use hunter
=SP A= Grizzly :  :^)
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  hahaha
Lord Kappa :  bai keepos
sakon [Withered Bonnie] :  u died firstly grizzly motherfucker
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