Best steam conversations

[OverduePixels]

 

NecroTed: lemme guess

NecroTed: you're adding me again because of bp.tf?

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: hi

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: men

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: you sell

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: Sneaky Spats of Sneaking

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: ?

NecroTed: nope.avi

NecroTed: You're looking in the wrong spots

NecroTed: You silly nugget

NecroTed: I told you before

NecroTed: but you dont listen

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: v

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: http://backpack.tf/classifieds

NecroTed: Those are sellers

NecroTed: You're looking at PRICE SUGGESTIONS

NecroTed: SUGGESTIONS TO CHANGE THE PRICE

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: okey

NecroTed: k bai

 

A few days/a week later

 

NecroTed: Should I block you?

NecroTed: Cuz you keep adding me ;.;

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: hi

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: nono

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: you selling

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut: you selling Non-Craftable Charmer's Chapeau

NecroTed: No.

NecroTed: Blocked because you don't learn

NecroTed: Sorry mate

NecroTed: I dont even have one

| GODTR |™Takascı Mahmut is now Offline.

 

 

Haha...XD That person actually has a secret e-crush on you.     He is too shy to admit

[Wubsies ♥]

Looks like Giang still love me, but she is 2 young 4 me -

 

12:29 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: i love being mean to my friends :v

12:29 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

12:30 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: you can't tell me what to do :v

12:30 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i will tell your parents!

12:30 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: they want me to be mean to boys :v

12:30 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: they told me to do this :v

12:32 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): your parents are mean

12:32 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: that's how they teach me :v

12:32 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: must be mean!

12:32 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: every parents do that!

12:32 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I thought you were my best friend

12:33 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: the closer

12:33 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: the meanier :v

12:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): well u are really really mean to me

12:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): so maybe we are best friends? ;O

12:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Can I be mean 2 you also?

12:33 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: oh wait

12:33 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: i didn't say that I'm your best friend!

12:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but you said "the closer the meanier"

12:34 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: gg

12:34 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: gg

12:34 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: i felt into the trap ==''

12:34 - [F2P] Mr.Giang: i shall retreat now :v

12:34 - [F2P] Mr.Giang is now Offline.

My OTP shall rip in pepperoni

[Chocolate]

Choccie #50buds: hey

Molly: Hey

Molly: I'm really interested in your set c:

Molly: Is so pink

Molly: and wow

Molly: Nice weps you got there, mate

Choccie #50buds: Yeah

Molly: I have a knifestorm jefe

Molly: It has a halloween speel

Molly: spell*

Molly: is 1/1 of in market

Molly: And halloween is coming

Molly: It really looks amazing

Molly: And the price will go up :^

Molly: A lot

Molly: Now is 14 buds

 

Almost everything in his statement is wrong.

[Merndy]

Yeah, so... this isn't exactly funny, but probably the BEST unusual conversation I have ever had.

 

http://i.gyazo.com/b66a6e439cdeed411c92f02cf8611b20.png

 

He paid more then my B/O in pure, and was obviously very nice..

[Cedarium]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Friday, September 12, 2014

5:33 PM - Cedar~: hi

5:33 PM - Cedar~: you added me

5:34 PM - aaaa: Hey

5:34 PM - aaaa: You have a scorching attendant?

5:34 PM - Cedar~: yeah

5:35 PM - aaaa: How much pure do you have

5:34 PM - Cedar~: 30+ buds

5:35 PM - aaaa: burning attendant

5:35 PM - Cedar~: ok... what about it

5:36 PM - aaaa: are you looking to upgrade

5:35 PM - Cedar~: depends on what you want me to add

5:36 PM - aaaa: 3 pure

5:36 PM - Cedar~: haha, no

5:36 PM - aaaa: 4

5:36 PM - Cedar~: I can buy a dupe of yours for 9 atm

5:37 PM - aaaa: go 10 and I'll send an offer right now

5:37 PM - Cedar~: ...

5:37 PM - Cedar~: you're not even listening to me.

5:37 PM - Cedar~: theres a lvl 100 burning attendant up for 9 buds

5:37 PM - Cedar~: atm

5:38 PM - aaaa: I know

5:38 PM - aaaa: By heartlyss

5:37 PM - Cedar~: why the fuck would I pay 10

5:38 PM - aaaa: fuck hes too good

5:38 PM - You have accepted the trade request from aaaa.

5:39 PM - aaaa: 1 sec

5:39 PM - aaaa: what is this

5:38 PM - Cedar~: the scorching attendant you asked for

5:40 PM - aaaa: If you aren't adding go pure

[knavesmith]

10:12 PM - fagsmith: Try not to ragequit plz

10:12 PM - fagsmith: oh shit

10:12 PM - fagsmith has changed their name to knavesmith.

10:13 PM - Μак Æ:: lol wat

10:13 PM - knavesmith: you never saw anything

10:13 PM - Μак Æ:: ok

[JayTuut]

 

10:12 PM - fagsmith: Try not to ragequit plz

10:12 PM - fagsmith: oh shit

10:12 PM - fagsmith has changed their name to knavesmith.

10:13 PM - Μак Æ:: lol wat

10:13 PM - knavesmith: you never saw anything

10:13 PM - Μак Æ:: ok

 

loooool

[JayTuut]

how to get free items: (he also retraded me after my free items and was like "wait i already traded you" guess hes giving everyone free items

 

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: yes? 3:39:55 PM

Kracket: CONGRATs sir 3:40:05 PM

Kracket: u just won a salty dog! 3:40:22 PM

Kracket added The Salty Dog 3:40:25 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: ok 3:40:35 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: thanks 3:40:37 PM

Kracket: are you intrested on this gift> 3:40:39 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: yes? 3:40:50 PM

Kracket: ok 3:40:54 PM

Kracket: now before we do this 3:41:05 PM

You are ready 3:41:06 PM

You are not ready 3:41:06 PM

Kracket: you must awnser these 3 questions 3:41:18 PM

Kracket: k? 3:41:20 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: ok 3:41:30 PM

Kracket: ok 3:41:37 PM

Kracket: 1) How much is the fancy dress uniform?? 3:42:09 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: 3 ref 3:42:21 PM

Kracket: No the steam cash price 3:42:35 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: but there are cheap sellers for 2.33 ref 3:42:37 PM

Kracket: in the mann co store 3:42:40 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: 12.99 3:43:03 PM

Kracket: Correct 3:43:12 PM

Kracket: 2) What date did the first Team Fortress came out?? 3:43:46 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: 2007 3:44:27 PM

Kracket: Correct! 3:44:35 PM

Kracket: 3)LAst question: of how many cosmetics are there in tf2??3:45:10 PM

Kracket: HInt:Check the CAtalog 3:45:22 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: you mean like misc items? 3:45:59 PM

Kracket: yes and hats 3:46:15 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: well under misc items there are 9443:46:37 PM

Kracket: Ok you are done!\ 3:47:03 PM

Kracket added The Huntsman 3:47:07 PM

Kracket added The Short Circuit 3:47:07 PM

Kracket removed The Short Circuit 3:47:08 PM

Kracket added Sharpened Volcano Fragment 3:47:09 PM

Kracket: will you want 2 more bonus questions? 3:47:26 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: sure 3:47:31 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: why not 3:47:32 PM

Kracket: ok 3:47:36 PM

Kracket: 1+)What damage does the shot gun do on close range? (Default Shotgun) 3:48:23 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: depends on the range 3:49:11 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: like point blank, medium range, long range 3:49:43 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: but the base damage is 6 3:49:52 PM

Kracket: Correct its actually 16-24 3:49:57 PM

Kracket: on close 3:50:00 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: ok 3:50:04 PM

Kracket: and yes 6 in range 3:50:06 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: do i win anything extra from these extra questions lol 3:50:31 PM

Kracket: 2+) When was GAbe Newell was BORN??? 3:50:43 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: 1962 3:50:58 PM

Kracket: i mean what date di gabe newell was born on? 3:51:00 PM

Kracket: date? 3:51:04 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: November 3, 1962 3:51:10 PM

Kracket: day? 3:51:11 PM

Kracket: ok! 3:51:17 PM

Kracket: u pass! 3:51:25 PM

Kracket: you sure a book worm for tf2 3:51:37 PM

Kracket: alright 3:51:42 PM

Kracket is ready 3:51:45 PM

Kracket: congrats! 3:51:50 PM

Kracket: enjoy 3:51:53 PM

You are ready 3:51:54 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: i didnt get any more 3:52:01 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: items for the bonus questions?3:52:07 PM

Kracket: ok 3:52:07 PM

ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!S>UNUSUALS: ;( 3:52:13 PM

Kracket: no 3:52:18 PM

[TronJon]

This is skype chat and it contains spoilers about the anime "School Days" (it sucks btw)

 

[5:35:26 PM] 420-J: e

[6:47:58 PM] 420-J: 4chan is nice\

[6:48:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": 4chan is stupid

[6:49:26 PM] 420-J: no

[6:49:32 PM] 420-J: /v/ is nice

[6:49:38 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": /v/ is also stupid

[6:49:45 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": i can't stand /v/

[6:49:56 PM] 420-J: they have very nice and good opinions

[6:50:03 PM] 420-J: /mlp/ sucks tho

[6:50:07 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": it's all circlejerking

[6:50:12 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": like all of 4chan

[6:50:20 PM] 420-J: no

[6:53:47 PM] 420-J: have you watched school days

[6:53:56 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i have heard a lot about it

[6:53:59 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : have you watched angel beats

[6:54:01 PM] 420-J: best fucking anime 2014

[6:54:03 PM] 420-J: no

[6:54:10 PM] 420-J: school days is totally not shitty

[6:54:19 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  yeah, i've heard it's pretty good

[6:54:23 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : you should watch angel beats

[6:54:25 PM] 420-J: ok

[6:54:29 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : and puella magi madoka magica

[6:54:36 PM] 420-J: whoever told you school days is good is joking

[6:54:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i have heard good things about it

[6:54:52 PM] 420-J: the plot just gets worse and worse

[6:54:56 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : oh

[6:54:59 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  it's one of those

[6:55:01 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : *cough*

[6:55:03 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : *sao1*

[6:55:05 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : *cough*

[6:55:25 PM] 420-J: i know this is spoilers but the guy has sex with 7 different girls

[6:55:26 PM] 420-J: like wtf

[6:55:32 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : damn

[6:55:33 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  that

[6:55:34 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : is

[6:55:34 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : hardcore

[6:55:37 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : good for him

[6:56:57 PM] 420-J: then he dies

[6:56:58 PM] 420-J: rip

[6:57:14 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : now that's a spoiler

[6:58:08 PM] 420-J: don't worry he gets killed by a girl he made pregeant

[6:58:12 PM] 420-J: fuck i dont know how to spell that

[6:58:23 PM] 420-J: then the girl gets killed by another girl

[6:58:32 PM] 420-J: then the girl that killed the girl steals the guys head

[6:58:57 PM] 420-J: it sucks

[6:58:59 PM] 420-J: seriously

[7:00:07 PM] 420-J: don't ever watch it

[7:00:14 PM] 420-J: you won't watch it cause i spoiled it

[7:00:20 PM] 420-J: its better for your own good though

[7:00:23 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : well

[7:00:27 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : thanks for saving my skin

[7:00:34 PM] 420-J: and the girl shanks him like 7 times

[7:00:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : cool

[7:00:53 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : sounds

[7:00:54 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : great]

[7:00:56 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : 10.10

[7:01:00 PM] 420-J:

[7:01:01 PM] 420-J: watch this

[7:01:02 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i cannot type today

[7:01:05 PM] 420-J: you will understand it

[7:01:11 PM] 420-J: its the show in 2:47

[7:01:38 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : shit

[7:01:40 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : this show is ugly

[7:01:44 PM] 420-J: ikr

[7:03:31 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : well

[7:03:34 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i am very happy

[7:03:39 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : that i didn't watch this show

[7:03:56 PM] 420-J: i suffered through watching all 12 episodes

[7:04:01 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i am so sorry

[7:06:16 PM] 420-J: the way she fucking shanks him was funny to me

[7:06:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : like a goddamned robot

[7:06:59 PM] 420-J: yes

[7:07:04 PM] 420-J: then the lightsaber noises

[7:07:09 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  and the aha

[7:07:25 PM] 420-J: i wanna watch it in 2

[7:07:29 PM] 420-J: ;47 again

[7:07:39 PM] 420-J: but my mom is in the next room

[7:08:08 PM] 420-J: so i can't

[7:08:24 PM] 420-J: why did she stab him anyway

[7:09:18 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : CAUSE SHE'S JEALOUS AND HE'S A SLUT

[7:09:31 PM] 420-J: why is she jealous

[7:09:34 PM] 420-J: she has his baby

[7:09:41 PM] 420-J: but the baby is dead cause shes dead

[7:09:52 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : because he's a slut

[7:10:00 PM] 420-J: how

[7:10:34 PM] 420-J: i mean he did have sex with 7 girls but thats no reason to be angry at him

[7:10:40 PM] 420-J: and hes still in high school

[7:11:24 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : he's an anime protagonist

[7:11:28 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": of course he's in high school

[7:12:04 PM] 420-J: how the hell did he even get 7 girls

[7:12:10 PM] 420-J: who the fuck can do that

[7:13:08 PM] 420-J: i saved you from watching it

[7:15:27 PM] 420-J: whats angel beats about

[7:24:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : a school in the afterlife where kids who had shitty childhoods go when they die

[7:24:55 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : it's 13 episodes

[7:24:57 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : short and sweet

[7:25:10 PM] 420-J: a school in the afterlife

[7:25:11 PM] 420-J: wtf

[7:25:31 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : it's really good

[7:25:32 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : sad

[7:25:35 PM] 420-J: sorry my computer keeps being shitty with my internet so it shuts off sometimes

[7:25:36 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : not clannad sad but sad

[7:25:40 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  AND DON'T SPOIL CLANNAD

[7:25:44 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  i am watching it right now

[7:25:51 PM] 420-J: i won't spoil clannad

[7:26:00 PM] 420-J: are you on clannad afterlife or just clannad

[7:26:40 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : just clannad

[7:26:52 PM] 420-J: ok you are on the first season

[7:27:55 PM] 420-J: http://i.imgur.com/PatTmtP.gif

[7:28:27 PM] 420-J: best gif ever

[7:29:18 PM] 420-J: theres a happy ending to school days

[7:29:20 PM] 420-J: ive never seen it

[8:12:58 PM] 420-J: is everyone always this boring

[8:13:28 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : you're acting like we're obligated to entertain you

[8:13:37 PM] 420-J: no

[8:14:51 PM] 420-J: its just that its boring when nobody chats

[8:29:24 PM] 420-J: you know when i was telling you about tim hortons before

[8:29:42 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!: yeah

[8:33:31 PM] 420-J: im having it for dinner

[8:55:13 PM] 420-J: heres a trick question

[8:55:17 PM] 420-J: mathxmeth

[9:08:59 PM] 420-J: have you played/know bork facade

[9:12:15 PM] 420-J: joe

[9:12:21 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : joel?

[9:12:22 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : yeah

[9:12:25 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : he's my favorite

[9:12:34 PM] 420-J: im watching him play it

[9:12:44 PM] 420-J: trip just say joe over and over

[9:53:33 PM] 420-J: hats

[10:16:36 PM] 420-J: cuvel

 

 

EDIT: Oh wow it posted the video of the link I sent him lel

[ShadowMan]

Don't worry, he added me just now, he was overpricing his items.  Asked a reclaimed per common item [basically crate-value]

 

Wat the.. 

He added me 5 minutes ago to buy my S. BFB with some crappy stranges.

[WAAAAHT]

FUCKING ADDED ME AGAIN

 

WAAAAHT: THANK YOU FOR CALLING AUTISM HOSPITAL WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU

Hero: dude pleaes what can i do to make you give free stuff 

WAAAAHT: jump off a building

Hero: no

WAAAAHT: than dun ask for free stuff

Hero: dude y u gotta be so mean

WAAAAHT: said the butthurt thailand asshole who gets mad and swears north south east west when people say no to give him free stuff

Hero: pls pls pls

Hero: fuck you

Hero: pls man im your friend

Hero: im send you trade offer for 100 keys okay we friends.

Hero: best firend forever

WAAAAHT: fuck you

WAAAAHT: you lil' wanker. i'll drop you down so hard it x10 the damage of a CS: GO AWP | Asiimov motherfucker.

Hero: ?

Hero: okay sended you traded offers. we friends once you give 100 keys.

WAAAAHT: sorry to say, fuckfaced dipshit. i don't buy friends, especially ones who has anger management issues.

Hero: but you need give me please or ill scam you and report

WAAAAHT: okay scam me

Hero: pls i buy keys from you 50 cents

WAAAAHT: fuck off

Hero: pls you said we're friends

WAAAAHT: when the hell did i say so

Hero: you said it in this conversion

WAAAAHT: it's a conversation, not conversion fucktard.

Hero: i know. i want to test you'

WAAAAHT: OH MY GOD. YOU'RE SO DUUUUMB

Hero: *your

WAAAAHT: LOL R U SERIOUS

Hero: told you my english is good.

WAAAAHT: pls stop and go kill yourself.

Hero: okay

Hero: lets play dota 2

WAAAAHT: i dont even have it installed

Hero: well you have a dota 2 backpack

Hero: so you play dota 2

WAAAAHT: by that logic, you're retarded because you're retarded.

Hero: *your 

Hero: lol hahahah

WAAAAHT: want to hear a joke

Hero: okay friend

WAAAAHT: you.

Hero: LOL

WAAAAHT: do you even know what it means

Hero: Yes.

WAAAAHT: tell me.

Hero: its mean that im joking

WAAAAHT: omg no

WAAAAHT: idiot, you ARE the joke.

Hero: thats what i said

 

 

omfg this is killing me

[eggbot]

FUCKING ADDED ME AGAIN

 

WAAAAHT: THANK YOU FOR CALLING AUTISM HOSPITAL WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU

Hero: dude pleaes what can i do to make you give free stuff

WAAAAHT: jump off a building

Hero: no

WAAAAHT: than dun ask for free stuff

Hero: dude y u gotta be so mean

WAAAAHT: said the butthurt thailand asshole who gets mad and swears north south east west when people say no to give him free stuff

Hero: pls pls pls

Hero: fuck you

Hero: pls man im your friend

Hero: im send you trade offer for 100 keys okay we friends.

Hero: best firend forever

WAAAAHT: fuck you

WAAAAHT: you lil' wanker. i'll drop you down so hard it x10 the damage of a CS: GO AWP | Asiimov motherfucker.

Hero: ?

Hero: okay sended you traded offers. we friends once you give 100 keys.

WAAAAHT: sorry to say, fuckfaced dipshit. i don't buy friends, especially ones who has anger management issues.

Hero: but you need give me please or ill scam you and report

WAAAAHT: okay scam me

Hero: pls i buy keys from you 50 cents

WAAAAHT: fuck off

Hero: pls you said we're friends

WAAAAHT: when the hell did i say so

Hero: you said it in this conversion

WAAAAHT: it's a conversation, not conversion fucktard.

Hero: i know. i want to test you'

WAAAAHT: OH MY GOD. YOU'RE SO DUUUUMB

Hero: *your

WAAAAHT: LOL R U SERIOUS

Hero: told you my english is good.

WAAAAHT: pls stop and go kill yourself.

Hero: okay

Hero: lets play dota 2

WAAAAHT: i dont even have it installed

Hero: well you have a dota 2 backpack

Hero: so you play dota 2

WAAAAHT: by that logic, you're retarded because you're retarded.

Hero: *your

Hero: lol hahahah

WAAAAHT: want to hear a joke

Hero: okay friend

WAAAAHT: you.

Hero: LOL

WAAAAHT: do you even know what it means

Hero: Yes.

WAAAAHT: tell me.

Hero: its mean that im joking

WAAAAHT: omg no

WAAAAHT: idiot, you ARE the joke.

Hero: thats what i said

 

 

omfg this is killing me

I added him to troll

Said he wasnt looking for free stuff anymore

Blocked me after i offered to gib him a crate xD

[WAAAAHT]

I added him to troll

Said he wasnt looking for free stuff anymore

Blocked me after i offered to gib him a crate xD

lmfao his my real life friend btw.

[eggbot]

lmfao his my real life friend btw.

Ik

[Wubsies ♥]

This is skype chat and it contains spoilers about the anime "School Days" (it sucks btw)

 

[5:35:26 PM] 420-J: e

[6:47:58 PM] 420-J: 4chan is nice\

[6:48:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": 4chan is stupid

[6:49:26 PM] 420-J: no

[6:49:32 PM] 420-J: /v/ is nice

[6:49:38 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": /v/ is also stupid

[6:49:45 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": i can't stand /v/

[6:49:56 PM] 420-J: they have very nice and good opinions

[6:50:03 PM] 420-J: /mlp/ sucks tho

[6:50:07 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": it's all circlejerking

[6:50:12 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": like all of 4chan

[6:50:20 PM] 420-J: no

[6:53:47 PM] 420-J: have you watched school days

[6:53:56 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i have heard a lot about it

[6:53:59 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : have you watched angel beats

[6:54:01 PM] 420-J: best fucking anime 2014

[6:54:03 PM] 420-J: no

[6:54:10 PM] 420-J: school days is totally not shitty

[6:54:19 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  yeah, i've heard it's pretty good

[6:54:23 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : you should watch angel beats

[6:54:25 PM] 420-J: ok

[6:54:29 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : and puella magi madoka magica

[6:54:36 PM] 420-J: whoever told you school days is good is joking

[6:54:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i have heard good things about it

[6:54:52 PM] 420-J: the plot just gets worse and worse

[6:54:56 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : oh

[6:54:59 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  it's one of those

[6:55:01 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : *cough*

[6:55:03 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : *sao1*

[6:55:05 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : *cough*

[6:55:25 PM] 420-J: i know this is spoilers but the guy has sex with 7 different girls

[6:55:26 PM] 420-J: like wtf

[6:55:32 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : damn

[6:55:33 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  that

[6:55:34 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : is

[6:55:34 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : hardcore

[6:55:37 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : good for him

[6:56:57 PM] 420-J: then he dies

[6:56:58 PM] 420-J: rip

[6:57:14 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : now that's a spoiler

[6:58:08 PM] 420-J: don't worry he gets killed by a girl he made pregeant

[6:58:12 PM] 420-J: fuck i dont know how to spell that

[6:58:23 PM] 420-J: then the girl gets killed by another girl

[6:58:32 PM] 420-J: then the girl that killed the girl steals the guys head

[6:58:57 PM] 420-J: it sucks

[6:58:59 PM] 420-J: seriously

[7:00:07 PM] 420-J: don't ever watch it

[7:00:14 PM] 420-J: you won't watch it cause i spoiled it

[7:00:20 PM] 420-J: its better for your own good though

[7:00:23 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : well

[7:00:27 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : thanks for saving my skin

[7:00:34 PM] 420-J: and the girl shanks him like 7 times

[7:00:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : cool

[7:00:53 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : sounds

[7:00:54 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : great]

[7:00:56 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : 10.10

[7:01:00 PM] 420-J:

[7:01:01 PM] 420-J: watch this

[7:01:02 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i cannot type today

[7:01:05 PM] 420-J: you will understand it

[7:01:11 PM] 420-J: its the show in 2:47

[7:01:38 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : shit

[7:01:40 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : this show is ugly

[7:01:44 PM] 420-J: ikr

[7:03:31 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : well

[7:03:34 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i am very happy

[7:03:39 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : that i didn't watch this show

[7:03:56 PM] 420-J: i suffered through watching all 12 episodes

[7:04:01 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : i am so sorry

[7:06:16 PM] 420-J: the way she fucking shanks him was funny to me

[7:06:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : like a goddamned robot

[7:06:59 PM] 420-J: yes

[7:07:04 PM] 420-J: then the lightsaber noises

[7:07:09 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  and the aha

[7:07:25 PM] 420-J: i wanna watch it in 2

[7:07:29 PM] 420-J: ;47 again

[7:07:39 PM] 420-J: but my mom is in the next room

[7:08:08 PM] 420-J: so i can't

[7:08:24 PM] 420-J: why did she stab him anyway

[7:09:18 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : CAUSE SHE'S JEALOUS AND HE'S A SLUT

[7:09:31 PM] 420-J: why is she jealous

[7:09:34 PM] 420-J: she has his baby

[7:09:41 PM] 420-J: but the baby is dead cause shes dead

[7:09:52 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : because he's a slut

[7:10:00 PM] 420-J: how

[7:10:34 PM] 420-J: i mean he did have sex with 7 girls but thats no reason to be angry at him

[7:10:40 PM] 420-J: and hes still in high school

[7:11:24 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : he's an anime protagonist

[7:11:28 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!": of course he's in high school

[7:12:04 PM] 420-J: how the hell did he even get 7 girls

[7:12:10 PM] 420-J: who the fuck can do that

[7:13:08 PM] 420-J: i saved you from watching it

[7:15:27 PM] 420-J: whats angel beats about

[7:24:51 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : a school in the afterlife where kids who had shitty childhoods go when they die

[7:24:55 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : it's 13 episodes

[7:24:57 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : short and sweet

[7:25:10 PM] 420-J: a school in the afterlife

[7:25:11 PM] 420-J: wtf

[7:25:31 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : it's really good

[7:25:32 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : sad

[7:25:35 PM] 420-J: sorry my computer keeps being shitty with my internet so it shuts off sometimes

[7:25:36 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : not clannad sad but sad

[7:25:40 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  AND DON'T SPOIL CLANNAD

[7:25:44 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!"  i am watching it right now

[7:25:51 PM] 420-J: i won't spoil clannad

[7:26:00 PM] 420-J: are you on clannad afterlife or just clannad

[7:26:40 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : just clannad

[7:26:52 PM] 420-J: ok you are on the first season

[7:27:55 PM] 420-J: http://i.imgur.com/PatTmtP.gif

[7:28:27 PM] 420-J: best gif ever

[7:29:18 PM] 420-J: theres a happy ending to school days

[7:29:20 PM] 420-J: ive never seen it

[8:12:58 PM] 420-J: is everyone always this boring

[8:13:28 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : you're acting like we're obligated to entertain you

[8:13:37 PM] 420-J: no

[8:14:51 PM] 420-J: its just that its boring when nobody chats

[8:29:24 PM] 420-J: you know when i was telling you about tim hortons before

[8:29:42 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!: yeah

[8:33:31 PM] 420-J: im having it for dinner

[8:55:13 PM] 420-J: heres a trick question

[8:55:17 PM] 420-J: mathxmeth

[9:08:59 PM] 420-J: have you played/know bork facade

[9:12:15 PM] 420-J: joe

[9:12:21 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : joel?

[9:12:22 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : yeah

[9:12:25 PM] cuvelo "BANG! BANG! WOW! WOW!" : he's my favorite

[9:12:34 PM] 420-J: im watching him play it

[9:12:44 PM] 420-J: trip just say joe over and over

[9:53:33 PM] 420-J: hats

[10:16:36 PM] 420-J: cuvel

 

 

EDIT: Oh wow it posted the video of the link I sent him lel

Wow. I was gonna watch School Days also

[d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I think I like names on the letter 'J' lel

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Julia, Jennifer, Jessica

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): meooooowth

19:00 - Cutie: I think I like all the names that start with the letter "M" :3

19:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): *faints*

 

[Chocolate]

 

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I think I like names on the letter 'J' lel

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Julia, Jennifer, Jessica

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): meooooowth

19:00 - Cutie: I think I like all the names that start with the letter "M" :3

19:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): *faints*

 

 

How about Jack

[Wubsies ♥]

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: BUY MY UNSUAL

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: now

10:44 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: 25 ;D

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: no

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: all your keys + some

10:44 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: lolno

10:44 AM - RozeEagle: fuck you

10:44 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: :,)

10:44 AM - RozeEagle: i am so tired of your lowballs

10:45 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Livin' like Larry

 

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Jakey-Boo]

 

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: BUY MY UNSUAL

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: now

10:44 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: 25 ;D

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: no

10:43 AM - RozeEagle: all your keys + some

10:44 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: lolno

10:44 AM - RozeEagle: fuck you

10:44 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: :,)

10:44 AM - RozeEagle: i am so tired of your lowballs

10:45 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Livin' like Larry

 

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Ahh man, I gotta start saying that.

[Jakey-Boo]

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Hello?

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: hey do u sell strange cross bow?

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: no

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: Where did you find me?

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: on backpack.tf

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: link?

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: dats were i found you

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: WHere at?

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: at backpack.tf

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: What section?

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: never mind

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: I never put a crossbow on backpack.tf

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: ok

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: wait did you see this?

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: yes

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: http://backpack.tf/vote/id/53be09304dd7b83d3a8b4568

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: is that where you found me?

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: yes

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: THat's a suggestion not me selling

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥: ok

-=[TPÜ]=-Feld: sorry

Bob Bus Driver♥♥♥ is now Offline

 

It was 2 Months Old

[TheMightyPotato]

 

10:45 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Livin' like Larry

 

 

Explosion (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

[Cedarium]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

3:42 PM - Cedar~: ho

3:42 PM - Cedar~: hi*

3:43 PM - special_: yo

3:44 PM - special_: i will give you my unusual for the Dappers and 7 kiss

3:44 PM - special_: 1 kiss = 1 bud

3:43 PM - Cedar~: what is your unusual?

3:44 PM - You have accepted the trade request from special_.

3:44 PM - Cedar~: you want me to add 7 buds?

3:45 PM - special_: no Dappers

3:45 PM - special_: only

3:46 PM - special_: dude i love this unusual

3:45 PM - Cedar~: your smoking mongolian is worth 10 keys

3:45 PM - Cedar~: I'm not giving you a burning dapper for it

3:46 PM - special_: i know

3:46 PM - special_: just i want to see it

3:47 PM - special_: i will buying it letar

3:46 PM - Cedar~: for?

3:47 PM - special_: 8 bud

3:47 PM - special_: just waht for me

3:46 PM - Cedar~: how long

3:48 PM - special_: 1 years

3:48 PM - special_: >

3:47 PM - Cedar~: k bye

3:48 PM - special_: no

3:47 PM - Cedar~: I won't have it in a year

3:48 PM - special_: i want  to be friends

3:48 PM - special_:

3:48 PM - special_ is now Offline.

 

Tl;dr: guy offers a smoking mongolian for my burning dapper, then asks me to wait 1 year so he can buy it for 8 buds.

[Darklunerninja]

Darklunarninja: Hey there
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: hi
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: do you sell your unusual for buds?
Darklunarninja: Did you read the notes?
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: not yet
Darklunarninja: So you random add me with out reading the notes?
Darklunarninja: Damn you are smart
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: i accidently
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: close it ?
Darklunarninja: Whats your offer...
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: buds
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: so how many ?
Darklunarninja: Which unusual are you asking for?
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: what do u have
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: both hat
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: how much they cost?
Darklunarninja: 12 Buds total
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: no less?
Darklunarninja: 16 Buds now
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: lol
Darklunarninja: I assume you can afford it with an empty inventory?
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: first of all
[TF2] looking for trade Unusuals: you did not ask me where im going to buy it
Darklunarninja: And you didn't read my notes...

 

 

Point being, having notes on your trade is as useful as a penny...
 

[Cedarium]

4:17 PM - Ninja2772 (NOtice me SENPAI): go fuck an ass

4:16 PM - Cedar~: uhm ok

4:17 PM - Ninja2772 (NOtice me SENPAI): oops wrong person

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Jordan the Frisbee: hey!
Jordan the Frisbee: can i buy soem of your tf2 items >
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Which ones?
Jordan the Frisbee: 2 keys and a bud for 70$
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): How will you give me the $70
Jordan the Frisbee: gift card
Jordan the Frisbee: sent
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): I don't like gift cards
Jordan the Frisbee: hm
Jordan the Frisbee: well :<
Jordan the Frisbee: im little overpaying
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Where is the gift card to?
Jordan the Frisbee: its to you
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Which store?
Jordan the Frisbee: store
Jordan the Frisbee: what?
Jordan the Frisbee: no omg lol its a steam gift card
Jordan the Frisbee:
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): What is your method of delivery?
Jordan the Frisbee: its a gift card
Jordan the Frisbee: for steam
Jordan the Frisbee: do you understand ?
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): And how will you get it to me?
Jordan the Frisbee: through steam
Jordan the Frisbee: ?
Jordan the Frisbee: hello
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Now we are trading.  You can add it to the trade window now
Jordan the Frisbee: you cant do this lol
Jordan the Frisbee: go to your notificaitons
Jordan the Frisbee: do you see ?

I go to my trade offers page and see an offer of nothing for 2 keys + 1 bud with this description:

The user "Jordan the Frisbee" has sent a transaction offer.
The quantity "$70.00 USD" (Transaction No. 545747505)
Accept in order to complete the Transaction 

ID:J10939K
TRANSACTION NUMBER:545747505
STEAM CODE:R6K3R

© 2014 Valve Corporation. All rights reserved. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries.
VAT included in all prices where applicable (?)

Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Ok, I see your trade offer
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): You've offered me nothing.  How will you deliver your $70?
Jordan the Frisbee: stema gift card
Jordan the Frisbee: you see
Jordan the Frisbee: the code ect
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): No, you haven't offered anything
Jordan the Frisbee: i offered 70$
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): How do I redeem the code?
Jordan the Frisbee: where ytou get more steam funds if you have a credit card
Jordan the Frisbee: like the add 5 , 10 , 15 $ thing
Jordan the Frisbee: ok here lets stop messing around
Jordan the Frisbee: i added you to buy thsoe keys lol
You have accepted the trade request from Jordan the Frisbee.
Jordan the Frisbee: 8 ref each good ?
Jordan the Frisbee: herro
Jordan the Frisbee: can you please hurry
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): But I like my keys
Jordan the Frisbee:
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Suddenly you're trying to do a legitimate trade?  Why?
Jordan the Frisbee: becuase im not trying to scam anymore lol
Jordan the Frisbee: this accounts getting banned and i just want to buy viserca cleanup detail
Jordan the Frisbee: 2 keys
Jordan the Frisbee: now can you hurry
Jordan the Frisbee: whatever dude
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): I achieved my wealth through pacience.
Jordan the Frisbee: i just want to buy 2 kEYS HHOYL SHIT
Jordan the Frisbee: is that too much to asK!?
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Offering the low end value in an unsolicited trade is not the way to do that
Sentry Gun (Your Mom): Also, you tried to scam me, which makes the price go up
Jordan the Frisbee: your retarded
Jordan the Frisbee is now Offline.