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16.04.2013 he just randomly added me
Corillo: Hello ?
(Chaosmos): hey man
(Chaosmos): selling your unusual?
Corillo: which one ?
(Chaosmos): tricorne
(Chaosmos): i think
(Chaosmos): u have anotehr one?
Corillo: alright, yea i sell it
Corillo: i have a stormy brainiac, but its expensive
(Chaosmos): how much?
Corillo: 80 keys
(Chaosmos): tricorne?
Corillo: 26
(Chaosmos): oh great
(Chaosmos): u accept cash?
(Chaosmos): paypal
Corillo: no
Corillo: no
(Chaosmos): oh.
(Chaosmos): i have sop rep though
Corillo: i dont have paypal
(Chaosmos): oh
(Chaosmos): i see
Corillo: so i dont do pp trading ...
(Chaosmos): ok sure thing
(Chaosmos): no prob
Corillo: cya, your privat profile didnt seem very trustworthy though...
(Chaosmos): im private?
(Chaosmos): sorry

(Chaosmos) is now offline.

21.04.2013 he randomly added me again ( i love the steam feature that allows you to see the chat course of the last conversation )
Corillo: how can i help you ?
(Chaosmos): hey
(Chaosmos): still selling inspect?
(Chaosmos): steaming inspec
Corillo: no, i dont sell it for cash
Corillo: yes you have a private profile
Corillo: anything left to say ?
(Chaosmos): wait
(Chaosmos) is now offline.
 

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Djd: hey

^^LuKy^^: Hey c:

^^LuKy^^: Uhm..

^^LuKy^^: Got some good trade can you wait please?

^^LuKy^^ is now Offline.

 

 

Waht?

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16.04.2013 he just randomly added me

Corillo: Hello ?

(Chaosmos): hey man

(Chaosmos): selling your unusual?

Corillo: which one ?

(Chaosmos): tricorne

(Chaosmos): i think

(Chaosmos): u have anotehr one?

Corillo: alright, yea i sell it

Corillo: i have a stormy brainiac, but its expensive

(Chaosmos): how much?

Corillo: 80 keys

(Chaosmos): tricorne?

Corillo: 26

(Chaosmos): oh great

(Chaosmos): u accept cash?

(Chaosmos): paypal

Corillo: no

Corillo: no

(Chaosmos): oh.

(Chaosmos): i have sop rep though

Corillo: i dont have paypal

(Chaosmos): oh

(Chaosmos): i see

Corillo: so i dont do pp trading ...

(Chaosmos): ok sure thing

(Chaosmos): no prob

Corillo: cya, your privat profile didnt seem very trustworthy though...

(Chaosmos): im private?

(Chaosmos): sorry

(Chaosmos) is now offline.

21.04.2013 he randomly added me again ( i love the steam feature that allows you to see the chat course of the last conversation )

Corillo: how can i help you ?

(Chaosmos): hey

(Chaosmos): still selling inspect?

(Chaosmos): steaming inspec

Corillo: no, i dont sell it for cash

Corillo: yes you have a private profile

Corillo: anything left to say ?

(Chaosmos): wait

(Chaosmos) is now offline.

 

 

I luv that feature too

 

Alright heres one

 

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KANE: hi

Ducksen (OrangeRed): no

KANE: ????

Ducksen (OrangeRed) is now Offline.

 

I just wanna know why they go offline (or is that them unfriending).  We are not coming thru the net to grab them.

 

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9:09 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

9:09 PM - Aquatic_Flame: hi

9:10 PM - Aquatic_Flame: you where selling a unsual Janissary Ketch

9:11 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: yep

9:11 PM - Aquatic_Flame: well i have a good offer of a orbiting fire black bonk helm for it

9:12 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: sure

9:12 PM - Aquatic_Flame: yay

9:12 PM - You have accepted the trade request from Aquatic_Flame.

9:13 PM - Aquatic_Flame: oops one sec

9:13 PM - Aquatic_Flame: i am buying it for a friend

9:13 PM - Aquatic_Flame: and hes being picky

9:16 PM - Aquatic_Flame is now Offline.

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4:11 PM - andy.: hi

4:11 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: hi

4:11 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: it's for white bill

4:11 PM - andy.: alright, got the 9.5 keys?

4:11 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: no more i propose 11 keys + 2ref

4:12 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: look

4:12 PM - You have accepted the trade request from Petit Poulet Grillé.

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: 11 keys + 2ref

4:13 PM - andy.: lol..

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: dude are u okay ?

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: double is 8 keys

4:13 PM - andy.: yes I'm ok, are you?

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: + hat spy

4:13 PM - andy.: double is 8 keys...?

4:13 PM - andy.: id love to see you sell it for 8 keys

4:13 PM - andy.: since I can get an unpainted for 4 keys

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: it's painted dude !

4:13 PM - andy.: yes, with a 1 key paint

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: ahah

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: after is 2keys

4:13 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: 6+2=8 keys dude

4:14 PM - andy.: I'm selling after for 1 key + .66 ref, want some?

4:14 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: so plz dude

4:14 PM - andy.: genuine double cross is 6 keys, regular is 4. also, item overpay

4:14 PM - andy.: no.. I'm not taking less than 8 keys in items

4:14 PM - andy.: this is barely a normal bills!

4:14 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: o

4:14 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: so*

4:15 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: 4+2 = 6 key

4:15 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: + hat 8

4:15 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: i can add 1.5 key in ref ?

4:15 PM - andy.: lol..

4:15 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé: it's possible

4:15 PM - andy.: after isn't 2 keys

4:15 PM - Petit Poulet Grillé is now Offline.

 

this was his offer: 


: Petit Poulet Grillé added Refined Metal 16:13:20

Petit Poulet Grillé added Refined Metal 16:13:21

Petit Poulet Grillé added The Doublecross-Comm 16:13:25

Petit Poulet Grillé added Charmer's Chapeau 16:13:27

 

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LOL THIS KID IS SO SMART 

 

 

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Monday, April 22, 2013
6:38 PM - andy.: hello
6:38 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: hey
6:38 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: big kill?
6:38 PM - You have accepted the trade request from [OCT] Pwndaz.
6:39 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: umm
6:39 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: it's duped.
6:39 PM - andy.: what makes you say that
6:39 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: i can see multiple names twice
6:40 PM - andy.: ok so obviously because tf2outpost items tracking is very good
6:40 PM - andy.: it worth scrap now rite?!?!? :)))))
6:40 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: no...
6:40 PM - andy.: pls tell me u god trader
6:40 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: i was gonna offer 13 keys...
6:40 PM - andy.: of course
6:40 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: I have buds, bro.
6:40 PM - andy.: because you can get it cheap
6:40 PM - andy.: and sell it for more
6:40 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: No...
6:41 PM - andy.: if you want to use it, dupes don't matter
6:41 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: I need one to finish my set.
6:41 PM - andy.: find me the dupe
6:41 PM - andy.: don't just say its duped
6:41 PM - andy.: find it
6:41 PM - andy.: i dare ya
6:41 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: Duping makes it less unnatractive.
6:41 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: Alright.
6:41 PM - andy.: yes
6:41 PM - andy.: because it changes the look of the weapon in game
6:41 PM - andy.: makes it a peice of poop
6:41 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: Made in the USSR
6:41 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: And Illusian
6:41 PM - andy.: find it
6:41 PM - andy.: do it
6:41 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: *illusion
6:42 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: You do realize he probably sold it?
6:42 PM - andy.: you sound like you're just spitting a bunch of shit out of your ass, not even knowing what you're talking about
6:42 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: Wow.
6:43 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: Sorry for trying to be polite.
6:43 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: Find a buy elsewhere.
6:43 PM - andy.: can't cure stupid X(
6:43 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz: *buyer
6:43 PM - andy.: its so duped that you cant even find the actual dupe 
6:43 PM - [OCT] Pwndaz is now Offline.
 
 
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7:12 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: hey
7:12 PM - andy.: hi
7:12 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: if your interested your fried tell me whats i tell you this
7:12 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: i selling the crate
7:12 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: 7 8 9 12 18 26 32 34 37 39 41
7:12 PM - andy.: whichever ones are listed on my trade i'm buying
7:12 PM - andy.: nothing else
7:13 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: Mr.buscket
7:13 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: tell me qhats i add you
7:13 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: you are interested on the crate ?
7:13 PM - andy.: 1 scrap for all of them
7:13 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: no,tnks
7:13 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: hey
7:13 PM - andy.: HEY
7:14 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: you can give it me a little present for me ?
7:14 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: annything
7:14 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: pleasE?
7:14 PM - andy.: how about a block
7:14 PM - andy.: ?
7:14 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: yes
7:14 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: annything
7:14 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3: whats you don´t like it
7:15 PM - andy.: ok block it is
7:15 PM - andy.: i love my blocks
7:15 PM - Kakawate Yeaaaaaaah ;3 is now Offline.
 
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Ãriex: hi :D
Jup?!: Hi
Jup?!: boston for buck turner ?
Jup?!: 42 level boston
Ãriex: 3 ref for boston
Jup?!: no
Ãriex: you know the value of my shoes?
Ãriex: 4.35 keys
Ãriex: it's not like ur boston
Ãriex: xD
Jup?!: ou know the value of my boston?
Ãriex: 3 ref
Jup?!: You know the value of my boston?
Ãriex: :D
Jup?!: no
Jup?!: 3 key
Ãriex: LOLOLOL
Ãriex: why should a 3 ref item worth 3 keys?
Jup?!: 42 level is rare
Jup?! is now Offline.

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Monday, April 22, 2013
8:14 PM - buying backpack with keys metal: sup
8:14 PM - Unhallowed: hey there
8:14 PM - Unhallowed: You trading craft hats?
8:14 PM - buying backpack with keys metal: for ?
8:14 PM - Unhallowed: 1.22 for 1 craft hat
8:15 PM - buying backpack with keys metal: lol
8:15 PM - buying backpack with keys metal: why should I do that
8:15 PM - Unhallowed is now Offline.
 

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Ones like this happen VERY rarely, but still do VERY RARELY

 

Me: Hi

Him: Hi

Him: I'll offer 0.66 on your strange knife

Me: No, it says "1.33 - price is firm" on my trade, can you not read?

Him: 0.77?

Me: You ******************

 

Anyway, yeah, and if you look at my profile some guy is still posted comments about being pissed off that I didn't let him haggle with me, when I clearly said that prices were firm. Then he claims that I didn't say prices were firm. I go back in my trades, and only one trade didn't say prices were firm... and I ended up closing it because nobody would offer anyway.

 

Also, I had one that went like this.

 

Him: Hi

Me: Hi

Him: I offer a Max's Severed Head on your unusual.

Me: Ehh

Me: Maybe, what level is it?

Him: Level 1.

Me: Those are worth a bit less, but I can probably get two buds for it if I try.

Him: Okay, sure.

He has invited you to trade.

He has cancelled the invitation.

Him: Can you add?

Me: How much?

Him: I want the sniper (Carbon Sniper) and enough metal for a sniper misc?

Me: Okay, deal, and how about 2 for the sniper misc?

Him: Sure

He has invited you to trade.

He has cancelled his invitation.

Him: I can't buy a good sniper misc for 2 refined.

Me: Fine, I'll add a bit more, how about three ref?

Him: Deal.

Him: Wait

Him: One sec...

Him: I value your unusual at 1.7 buds.

Him: I expect overpay.

Me: How much?

Him: About 13 refined. Make an offer

Me: My unusual + 7 refined + (some shit worth ~7 refined)

Him: No, I want more.

Me: Okay, I change my offer completely.

Me: My unusual

Him: No way

Me: Well then stop changing your prices!

 

Unusual trading in a nutshell.

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Monday, April 22, 2013

10:00 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

10:00 PM - Zacattack: hi

10:00 PM - Zacattack: sell your idea tube?

10:01 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Yep. (Still have it)

10:01 PM - Zacattack: yay

10:01 PM - Zacattack: want infernal orchestra?

10:02 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: You'd need to add a lot...

10:02 PM - Zacattack: why?

10:02 PM - Zacattack: your thing is dirty

10:02 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: .....Because reading is fuckinbg hard.

10:02 PM - Zacattack had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

10:02 PM - Zacattack: but you cant craft it

10:02 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Dirty idea tube: 2-2.33 Ref, infernal: 1.33 Ref....i wonder why the fuck i said no

10:02 PM - Zacattack: mine you could to get a cool item

10:02 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: O...ok...NO./

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Djd: hey

REAAL B> S.Knife: iy

REAAL B> S.Knife: hiya*

REAAL B> S.Knife: can i offer a botkiller knife strange with strange part (robots) for some stranges of you?

Djd: You could, but i wouldnt value it more because of the part.

REAAL B> S.Knife: :/

REAAL B> S.Knife: worth about 1 key :C

Djd: Because getting full price of a used part is possible....Getting more than 30% back is pretty damn hard...

REAAL B> S.Knife: ok

REAAL B> S.Knife: knife how much is it?

REAAL B> S.Knife: i forgott

Djd: 1.33 ref

REAAL B> S.Knife: and page closed :c

REAAL B> S.Knife: can be .66? D:

Djd: Can i buy your Botkiller knife for .66?

REAAL B> S.Knife: maybe..

REAAL B> S.Knife is now Offline.

 

Have i ever mentioned i hate people?

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Djd: Yes....and the fact that its been removed from the trade should make it obvious enough that i dont have the knife anymore.

Exodus In America: Sorry its kind of dark in here.

Exodus In America: Couldn't make it out.

 

Did someone forget that computer screens are backlit.......

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*adds me*

me: yo dawg

him: 3.66 for gen king of scotland cape

me: Can't you read my outpost trade says buying for 3.33

*sends me trade request and goes through with trade and sells for 3.33 without saying anything*
me: thanks, have a good day

*Rainbovv has changed their name to NASHEL KEYS.ADD ME AZAZA*

*NASHEL KEYS.ADD ME AZAZA has changed their name to Rainbovv*

*Rainbovv is now offline*

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