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[smokedem]

Long already did that.

His was a poor attempt though.

 

 

Also, Hatch, my friend just sent me this chatlog.

 

 

waffle_man42: Hatch Rawer Beryl: Hello

waffle_man42: Hey, sorry added you by accident.

Hatch Rawer Beryl: How is that even possible?

waffle_man42: Magic

Hatch Rawer Beryl is now Offline.

Hatch Rawer Beryl: It takes two clicks that are in seperate places...

Hatch Rawer Beryl: Impressive magic indeed...

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

 

His was a poor attempt though.

 

 

Also, Hatch, my friend just sent me this chatlog.

 

 

waffle_man42: Hatch Rawer Beryl: Hello

waffle_man42: Hey, sorry added you by accident.

Hatch Rawer Beryl: How is that even possible?

waffle_man42: Magic

Hatch Rawer Beryl is now Offline.

Hatch Rawer Beryl: It takes two clicks that are in seperate places...

Hatch Rawer Beryl: Impressive magic indeed...

Get added way too many times on accident.....Also, OP has a quick-add button (and so does SOP, and a couple other forums). Often when i try to hide comments made on OP from my phone i accidentally click too far to the right and end up hitting it and accidentally add someone. 

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

8:34 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

8:34 PM - TIMKA: hi

8:34 PM - TIMKA: I buy w Bill for PDA

8:34 PM - TIMKA: you accept?

8:35 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: nope

8:35 PM - TIMKA: ok bb

*Removes Me/I Removed him*

11:46 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey (again)

11:46 PM - TIMKA: you need pda or not?

11:47 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: no

11:47 PM - TIMKA is now Offline.

[macascfl]

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10118310#/35189909

 Lol, good come back.

[Sheep]

Native American or Indian Indian? If the latter, a) I don't get it, and that could actually be pretty offensive.

Indian Indian.

[mattje]

[mattje]

[smokedem]

Not a steam convo but this little guy is trying to sell a unique cancer hat he got in a drop for 5+ buds. 

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10178872 ;

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10180816

[mattje]

[smokedem]

http://i.imgur.com/qTDJTit.png

wlecmoe to russia mohterckure)

[Hatch Rawer Beryl]

 

His was a poor attempt though.

 

 

Also, Hatch, my friend just sent me this chatlog.

 

 

waffle_man42: Hatch Rawer Beryl: Hello

waffle_man42: Hey, sorry added you by accident.

Hatch Rawer Beryl: How is that even possible?

waffle_man42: Magic

Hatch Rawer Beryl is now Offline.

Hatch Rawer Beryl: It takes two clicks that are in seperate places...

Hatch Rawer Beryl: Impressive magic indeed...

 

 

Heh.

[RuffRyders]

Heh.

 

Actually it takes 1 click to add. There is a add button on the trade it self

[Weighted Companion Sniper]

[lukecandy]

Which is totally fine, because of item overpayment. 

 exactly

[Teeird]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, April 19, 2013
5:06 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: hi
5:21 PM - The Blu spy is now Online.
5:28 PM - The Blu spy: hi want to help on a youtube video?
5:28 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: How so?
5:29 PM - The Blu spy: well, i got this account off ebay and the guy who used to own it was a scammer, he used to scam for unusual hats and post it on youtube, i dont like scamming nor unusual hats, but if ya can make a fake scam by adding a bills hat, earbuds, or one unusual to me i will return the items and make it look like a scam video
5:30 PM - The Blu spy: its fake though
5:31 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Can't really do that mate
5:31 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: I don't know you
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: plz man help me everyone says no plz
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: i am desperately trying plz
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: i have spen \t
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: \
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: spent 9 hrs trying plz
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: just one video
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: i will give it back
5:32 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Sounds like you're wasting your time
5:32 PM - The Blu spy: if we get to know each other can we?
5:34 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Why would I want to get to know you. You sound like a scammer at worst, and a beggar at best. Neither I would associate with
5:34 PM - The Blu spy: i am not a beggar nor scammer i am youtuber willing to make friends with you plz lets be friends, hi m name is daniel i am 12 and love golf
5:38 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Ok Daniel. How about this. I'll give you a normal hat as well as a ***** in the trade. If you don't like the hat then you can go **** yourself.
5:38 PM - The Blu spy is now Offline.
 

[Chief D]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Friday, April 19, 2013

5:06 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: hi

5:21 PM - The Blu spy is now Online.

5:28 PM - The Blu spy: hi want to help on a youtube video?

5:28 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: How so?

5:29 PM - The Blu spy: well, i got this account off ebay and the guy who used to own it was a scammer, he used to scam for unusual hats and post it on youtube, i dont like scamming nor unusual hats, but if ya can make a fake scam by adding a bills hat, earbuds, or one unusual to me i will return the items and make it look like a scam video

5:30 PM - The Blu spy: its fake though

5:31 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Can't really do that mate

5:31 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: I don't know you

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: plz man help me everyone says no plz

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: i am desperately trying plz

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: i have spen \t

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: \

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: spent 9 hrs trying plz

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: just one video

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: i will give it back

5:32 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Sounds like you're wasting your time

5:32 PM - The Blu spy: if we get to know each other can we?

5:34 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Why would I want to get to know you. You sound like a scammer at worst, and a beggar at best. Neither I would associate with

5:34 PM - The Blu spy: i am not a beggar nor scammer i am youtuber willing to make friends with you plz lets be friends, hi m name is daniel i am 12 and love golf

5:38 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Ok Daniel. How about this. I'll give you a normal hat as well as a ***** in the trade. If you don't like the hat then you can go **** yourself.

5:38 PM - The Blu spy is now Offline.

 

Report him? I mean, if his backpack is worth it.

[Mr_Crud]

I helped this guy prevent his account from being hijacked one time and now he thinks I'm a computer expert; he's still a pretty good friend though:

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, April 12, 2013
8:28 PM - LT.Brad: Do youhace google chrome?
8:28 PM - mr__________________________crud: no
8:28 PM - mr__________________________crud: firefox
8:28 PM - LT.Brad: okay good
8:28 PM - LT.Brad: i had to reinstall chrome
8:28 PM - LT.Brad: my friend scanned it and it had a virus
Saturday, April 13, 2013
12:39 AM - LT.Brad: so i lost 100 gigs of space today
12:40 AM - LT.Brad: i can never trust chrome
4:40 PM - LT.Brad: yay
4:41 PM - LT.Brad: spyware is still not off my computer
4:41 PM - LT.Brad: wait why am i yaying that
4:41 PM - LT.Brad: i had 509 giggs now 504
4:42 PM - LT.Brad: wierd yes im scared yes
4:46 PM - LT.Brad: oh wait
4:46 PM - LT.Brad: i installed something for arma that took up 5 giggs
4:46 PM - LT.Brad: Jokes on me
Friday, April 19, 2013
7:33 PM - LT.Brad: question if i lost a gigg after i installed a game would it be the game or spyware?
9:14 PM - mr__________________________crud: probably the game...
9:14 PM - LT.Brad: YAY
 

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

Chrome is installing viruses and stuff and is ruining my computer (sic)

Yes....because chrome is laced with viruses, it has nothing to do with the hours of porn and tons of illegal shit you [he] downloads...

 

Can i fake scam you, so i can make a youtube video and scam you irl? (sic)

Totally legit. 

[Teeird]

Report him? I mean, if his backpack is worth it.

His profile was friends only so I couldn't have seen it. I don't think there was enough solid proof that he was out to scam me.

[Teeird]

3:21 AM - Kapitan Bomba: 333$ final offer?
3:21 AM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Yes
3:21 AM - Kapitan Bomba: are you jewish ?
3:21 AM - Kapitan Bomba: last question:)
3:21 AM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Yessir
3:21 AM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: And mexican
3:22 AM - Kapitan Bomba: Im not trading with jews
3:22 AM - Kapitan Bomba: sorry:)
3:22 AM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: What's wrong with jews?
3:22 AM - Kapitan Bomba: ill expleain u later
3:22 AM - Kapitan Bomba: i got to go

[☣Long218☢]

Guy wasted 5 minutes asking me what I like him to pay in

When I tell him the items and tell him to overpay he said but I didn't put that on tf2tp.

I check again and see that I did.

Rage at him

[Again?- Redacted] now spam nigger on my profile http://puu.sh/2DLV1.jpg

Edited April 20, 2013 by Chief D
I thought your 1 day ban was enough.

[☣Long218☢]

http://puu.sh/2DP49.png wot

[@@@@@@]

Saturday, April 20, 2013

5:49 PM - 420 ANDY: hello,

5:50 PM - Dizzle: Hello

5:50 PM - Dizzle: did you have any trade offers?

5:50 PM - Dizzle: added so many people

5:50 PM - 420 ANDY: idk

5:52 PM - 420 ANDY: you added me m8

5:52 PM - Dizzle: I know

5:52 PM - Dizzle: were you trading ?

5:52 PM - Dizzle: anything?

5:52 PM - Dizzle: on TF2 Outpost

5:52 PM - 420 ANDY: lots of shit

5:53 PM - Dizzle: ok

5:53 PM - Dizzle is now Offline.

 

???????????? 

[Hatch Rawer Beryl]

 

*sigh* TWO PEOPLE added me at THE SAME TIME to buy keys. Because apparently, suggesting a price for keys means you're selling them.

[Santa Heavy]

That-Person: hey
Santa Heavy: hello
That-Person: saw you on tf2 outpost
Santa Heavy: mhm
That-Person: bying a big elfin deal?
That-Person: then have I got something for you
That-Person had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
Santa Heavy: how much
That-Person: offer
That-Person had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
That-Person: I would like 1.33, or whatever you have is just fine
Santa Heavy: any lower you could go?
That-Person: no
That-Person: 1.33 price is firm
That-Person: sorry man
That-Person: but I gotta do bidness
That-Person: 1.33?
That-Person had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
Santa Heavy: no thanks
That-Person: come on man
That-Person: u want it or not
That-Person: its 1.33
Santa Heavy: Not for that price sorry,
That-Person: check backpack.tf
That-Person: thats a fair price
Santa Heavy: i know what the price is.
Santa Heavy: I make prices for backpack
That-Person: then good luck tring to find someone to underpay like a retard
Santa Heavy: not like a retard.
That-Person is now Offline.
That-Person is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
Santa Heavy: Some people like to quick sell or are just nice unlike you.
Santa Heavy: ^-^ beeeetch