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1) I add him to buy a dirty rubberglove

Corillo: hey

Corillo: your selling a dirty rubberglove for .33 ?

v³ | Viento { +M }: Srry :/ I sold it because someone had a higher offer. How bout I'll give you a scrap for wasting your time to buy it?

 

2)....and he gave me a scrap...

 

3) PROFIT

 

im gonna add that guy for so many things he's already sold :D

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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

8:27 AM - drty-i-ball DOESN'T MEANS Drty: hello?
8:26 AM - drty-i-ball DOESN'T MEANS Drty: u there?
8:26 AM - drty-i-ball DOESN'T MEANS Drty: u dont reply?
8:27 AM - drty-i-ball DOESN'T MEANS Drty: why is that so?
8:27 AM - drty-i-ball DOESN'T MEANS Drty: anyway
8:27 AM - drty-i-ball DOESN'T MEANS Drty: BYE

 

Also, time travel.

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Tuesday, April 30, 2013
4:18 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: hi
4:18 PM - sell items on bazaar: yo
4:18 PM - sell items on bazaar: buying bp ?
4:18 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: I am, yeah
4:19 PM - sell items on bazaar: how much for mine ?
4:19 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Aren't you long?
4:19 PM - sell items on bazaar: yes
4:21 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Eh, not too keen on trading with you mate
4:21 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Sorry
4:21 PM - sell items on bazaar: lel
4:21 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: ?
4:21 PM - sell items on bazaar is now Offline.
 

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Tuesday, 30 April, 2013

cyber burrie: buy me a Kringle and ill give you the aspect

Triforce Of Courage: would that be ok if I used metal?

cyber burrie: if u goes buy it urself ill do it

Cyber burrie: u can’t guarantee ill get 1

Cyber burrie: u gets it yet

Triforce Of Courage: you are more likely to get the collection with pure metal. Traders like pure metal more then items. Because they may not like the items. Ill raise my offer to 4.22 refined to help you out more.

Cyber burrie: im saying can u go get the kringle yourself for metal and ill give u the appairairashines for it

Triforce Of Courage: the thing is, I don’t want the other item your selling. I just want the aspect.

Cyber burrie: OKAY SURE

Triforce Of Courage: sarcasm?

Cyber burrie: what does that have to do with anything

Triforce Of Courage: I didn’t know if you were being sarcastic or not.

Cyber burrie: imp saying go buy the kringle for the metal then give it for me for the apparitions its not that hard

Triforce Of Courage: you don’t get it. the aspect and the kringle have different values, so i would be paying more to get the kringle to give it to you.

cyber burrie: i can just give you change then

cyber burrie: then why did you tell me i could get a kringle with the metal

cyber burrie: HUH

Triforce Of Courage: your trade sad you were offering 2 items for the kringle, correct?

cyber burrie: YA

Triforce Of Courage: what was the other item?

cyber burrie: itsy bitsy spyder

Triforce Of Courage: if you were to sell both the aspect + the spyder for metal then yes, you could buy the collection for metal. but not with just the metal from the aspect.

cyber burrie: i dont want any metal at all

Triforce Of Courage: im saying you could trade the metal from the items and buy the collection. i just would like to buy you aspect with metal, as i dont like the spyder.

Triforce Of Courage: AFK. ill be back in an hour.

Triforce Of Courage: ok. im back

cyber burrie: prety shur that wuz not hour

cyber burrie: 8)

Triforce Of Courage: i said a hour just incase it took me long to eat dinner

Triforce Of Courage: but I’m back now and ready to talk about shit.

cyber burrie: k

Triforce Of Courage: so, lets say you sell the spider for 1.33 ref + the 4.22 im giving you for the aspect that would be 6 ref.  that is enough to buy an aspect. i can give you the metal, and a link to a website that gives you 1.33 refined for any hat so you can sell the spyder

Triforce Of Courage: so can we please trade now?

cyber burrie: no  u can pay in item offer

cyber burrie: OFFER IN ITEM PLZ

Triforce Of Courage: why? i have metal. Metal is easier for me. with metal, you can buy any item you like, not just the shitty ones i have XD

cyber burrie: NO

cyber burrie: im allergic to metal u dig

Triforce Of Courage: ok, but i only want the aspect, so im nly offering items for that, not the spidr.

cyber burrie has accepted your request to trade.

cyber burrie: get out store u take long tiem

Triforce Of Courage: lol, you highball to much

Triforce Of Courage: 4 ref + FDU is 7.66. you item is worth 4.22. pally

cyber burrie: k

cyber burrie: get out store u have good day yes?

Triforce Of Courage: i said you could give me offers, but you just kept saying "NO".

cyber burrie: you item stiny

Triforce Of Courage: you didnt even offer, i would have liked to hear your offers.

Triforce Of Courage: i cant read you mind silly

Triforce Of Courage: i will tell you what items im selling an we can talk, ok?

cyber burrie: TALK NO IN TRADE

Triforce Of Courage: in message, or in trade? im sorry, i didnt understand that.

cyber burrie: MEEEESSHSHSHAGAGE

Triforce Of Courage: ok.

Triforce Of Courage: so I’m selling a uncraft FDU, Genuine K9 mane, heavy shirt, strange brass beast. and a tail from the crypt.

cyber burrie: You Item Are Poop

Triforce Of Courage: pick a few. but remember, they have to add up to 4.22

cyber burrie: SHUT UP

Triforce Of Courage: can i offer in metal then? I told you you wouldn’t like my items. but you said you wanted item offers

cyber burrie: U GET KRINGLE OR U GET OUT MY STORE

cyber burrie: KRINGLE SELL FOR 2 KEY NOT 5.22 U SHTOPED OR SOMETING

Triforce Of Courage:  F*ck you. f*ck your family. f*ck your dog. f*ck your cat. f*ck your grandma. f*ck your grandpa. f*ck every thing you love, you obnoxious, highballing, arrogant f*ck.

cyber burrie is now Offline.

 

I might have gotten tired after 2 hrs of talking to him.

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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

4:18 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: hi

4:18 PM - sell items on bazaar: yo

4:18 PM - sell items on bazaar: buying bp ?

4:18 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: I am, yeah

4:19 PM - sell items on bazaar: how much for mine ?

4:19 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Aren't you long?

4:19 PM - sell items on bazaar: yes

4:21 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Eh, not too keen on trading with you mate

4:21 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Sorry

4:21 PM - sell items on bazaar: lel

4:21 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: ?

4:21 PM - sell items on bazaar is now Offline.

 

Hehehe, you found Longs alt i see. 

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Triforce Of Courage:  F*ck you. f*ck your family. f*ck your dog. f*ck your cat. f*ck your grandma. f*ck your grandpa. f*ck every thing you love, you obnoxious, highballing, arrogant f*ck.

cyber burrie is now Offline.

 

 

That's all we wanted to see. A giant orgy with a burrie, his family, 2 pets, 2 grandparents, and a giant dildo.

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I don't get it. He is looking for a kringle. Why do you want to buy from him when there are dozens of other people selling the same items for metal?

 

Or did I understood wrongly?

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I don't get it. He is looking for a kringle. Why do you want to buy from him when there are dozens of other people selling the same items for metal?

 

Or did I understood wrongly?

No. What had happened was that he had a trade up and was looking to sell his items for metal, then halfway though the chat he changed his mind. Also, his trade said he was selling a clean aspect for 2 ref, so I kept going in hope of getting a good deal.

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I hop onto a trade server the other day to sell my Kringle Collection. I state that I am selling a Kringle for 2 keys. Kid says will you take a genuine quakenbirdt for it? I say sure, if you add a key. He gets mad and then proceeds to call me a scammer because backpack.tf says its worth 1.5-1.75 keys.  Content with all the good he has done for the trading community he goes back to blurting out price checks as fast as he can for people straight from backpack.tf.

 

F'ing backpack.tf and Obama, I tell ya. ;)

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You added Decal Tool 21:54:14

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :) 21:54:19

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added Reclaimed Metal 21:54:25

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added Reclaimed Metal 21:54:25

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: one sec 21:54:41

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: how much 21:54:55

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: 1 ref 21:54:59

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added The Scorch Shot 21:55:16

Mr. Bucket: 1 ref 21:55:17

Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:55:19

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :{ please 21:55:24

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :( i need it really bad 21:55:38

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: can you help a brother out 21:55:51

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added The Red-Tape Recorder 21:56:10

Mr. Bucket: nty 21:56:21

Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:56:24

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: dude your rich why do you want so much for this its worth 1 ref come on dog you have buds 21:57:03

Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:57:14

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :[ 21:57:21

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added The Boston Basher 21:57:31

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden is ready 21:57:32

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:35

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:37

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:38

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:39

Mr. Bucket: you offer less than 1 ref when you say its 1 ref 21:57:46

Mr. Bucket: lel 21:57:47

Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:57:48

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: please man 21:58:01

Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:58:10

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: can you help a brother out 21:58:15

Mr. Bucket: no 21:58:20

Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: dude please dont be a greedy bitch your already rich and you cant help any one 21:59:05

Mr. Bucket: no 22:00:16
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You added Decal Tool 21:54:14
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :) 21:54:19
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added Reclaimed Metal 21:54:25
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added Reclaimed Metal 21:54:25
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: one sec 21:54:41
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: how much 21:54:55
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: 1 ref 21:54:59
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added The Scorch Shot 21:55:16
Mr. Bucket: 1 ref 21:55:17
Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:55:19
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :{ please 21:55:24
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :( i need it really bad 21:55:38
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: can you help a brother out 21:55:51
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added The Red-Tape Recorder 21:56:10
Mr. Bucket: nty 21:56:21
Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:56:24
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: dude your rich why do you want so much for this its worth 1 ref come on dog you have buds 21:57:03
Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:57:14
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: :[ 21:57:21
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden added The Boston Basher 21:57:31
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden is ready 21:57:32
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:35
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:37
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:38
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: ;[ 21:57:39
Mr. Bucket: you offer less than 1 ref when you say its 1 ref 21:57:46
Mr. Bucket: lel 21:57:47
Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:57:48
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: please man 21:58:01
Mr. Bucket: 2 ref 21:58:10
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: can you help a brother out 21:58:15
Mr. Bucket: no 21:58:20
Joe "Foot In Mouth" Biden: dude please dont be a greedy bitch your already rich and you cant help any one 21:59:05
Mr. Bucket: no 22:00:16

NOOOOOOO D: Mr. Buckt what about the bad people?

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10221116

 

Mr.aQua|1337 added The Steel Pipes 01:05:55

You added The Direct Hit 01:06:24
You are ready 01:06:27
Mr.aQua|1337: lolwut? 01:06:35
You are not ready 01:06:39
Mr.aQua|1337: 1.11 01:06:40
cranwell96: you seem to be missing an idot box and shoestring budget 01:07:05
Mr.aQua|1337: WHAT? 01:07:14
Mr.aQua|1337: U DON'T SAY TO BUY AL SET FOR 1.11 01:07:24
Mr.aQua|1337: idiot 01:07:25
cranwell96: whole craftable set - 1.11ref 01:07:29
Mr.aQua|1337: stupid faggot 01:07:30
Mr.aQua|1337: fuck yourself 01:07:36
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Never tell your password to anyone.

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

[GM] Awesomeguy: Hi

[GM] Awesomeguy: 7 keys for your Ap-Sap?

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: sure, ill trade u in a sec

[GM] Awesomeguy: Bought already

[GM] Awesomeguy has declined your trade request.

 

 

Really hate these assholes that add 12 people at the same time and buy the item 3 seconds after you already said yes....

 

Edit: Found another genius. http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10471840

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Never tell your password to anyone.
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey
[GM] Awesomeguy: Hi
[GM] Awesomeguy: 7 keys for your Ap-Sap?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: sure, ill trade u in a sec
[GM] Awesomeguy: Bought already
[GM] Awesomeguy has declined your trade request.
 
 
Really hate these assholes that add 12 people at the same time and buy the item 3 seconds after you already said yes....
 
Edit: Found another genius. http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10471840

 

I will often add multiple people. It's not that I neglect any 1 person, just that often I get a 25% or less success rate of people willing to haggle or are even online.

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I will often add multiple people. It's not that I neglect any 1 person, just that often I get a 25% or less success rate of people willing to haggle or are even online.

Thats not really my problem, but when someone already agrees to do the trade, why buy from someone else (especially if the price isn't any different). Also, its just annoying when someone adds you, gets the item and never unfriends/uninvites you (even hours later) 

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Thats not really my problem, but when someone already agrees to do the trade, why buy from someone else (especially if the price isn't any different). Also, its just annoying when someone adds you, gets the item and never unfriends/uninvites you (even hours later) 

What if i just love you?

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