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BLAH - Hi 

 

BLAH sent Ikat a trade request

 

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BLAH sent Ikat a trade request

 

Ikat did not respond

 

BLAH sent Ikat a trade request

 

Ikat did not respond

 

Ikat - What the hell you you want now!?

 

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

10:38 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

10:38 PM - Cuddles: hai

10:38 PM - Cuddles: you hAVE TEH DIRTY HAT? :D

10:38 PM - Cuddles: sorry caps

10:38 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Which.....

10:39 PM - Cuddles: i have a list of nine i need

10:39 PM - Cuddles: ok?

10:39 PM - Cuddles: all of them dirty

10:40 PM - Cuddles: backbiters billcock/ tyrents helm / ten gallon / prussion / masters yellow belt / batters helm/ pyros benie / demos fro/ offices ushanks

10:41 PM - Cuddles: do you have any of those/

10:42 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: tyrants, painted ten gallon, painted batters, beanie\

10:42 PM - Cuddles: :'D

10:42 PM - Cuddles: how much for all; i dont have pure but i have cool items?

10:43 PM - Cuddles is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

10:44 PM - Cuddles: dude?

10:44 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: tyrants (.77)+Beanie (.66)+Grey/Purple Batters (1.33)+drab ten gallon (1.22)

10:44 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: calm your fucking tits...it takes time to add them up, especially when you have to see which paints are the least...

10:45 PM - Cuddles: ;_; sorry but you dont have to be mean

10:45 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: And besides, this whole process shouldve been done before adding me, but apparently reading is hard...

10:45 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: o, but i do...

10:45 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: sick of dealing with retards who cant read.

10:45 PM - Cuddles: :C

10:46 PM - Cuddles: ill just take the unpainted ones

10:47 PM - You cannot trade with Cuddles because they are currently trading with someone else.

10:49 PM - Cuddles: are you there?

10:49 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: yea....

10:49 PM - Cuddles: ok so can i get those

10:49 PM - Cuddles has accepted your request to trade.

10:50 PM - Cuddles: thanks let me show you the stuff i have ok?

10:51 PM - Cuddles: do you like anything?

10:51 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: paint or scatter

10:51 PM - Cuddles: well can you add then cause the are both over 1.44 by a lot

10:51 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: There both 2 ref.

10:51 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: and i wouldnt add

10:51 PM - Cuddles: ya

10:52 PM - Cuddles: well

10:52 PM - Cuddles: why not

10:52 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Overpay in items ring a bell?

10:52 PM - Cuddles: not that much

10:52 PM - Cuddles: slight overpay

10:52 PM - Cuddles: a rec maybe

10:52 PM - Cuddles: but i can get a third hat for this

10:52 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Ok, so go sell them, come back and get 3.

10:53 PM - Cuddles: well then i will wait here

10:55 PM - Cuddles is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

11:06 PM - Cuddles: ok

11:06 PM - Cuddles: got it

11:06 PM - You have accepted the trade request from Cuddles.

11:07 PM - Cuddles: there

11:08 PM - Cuddles: nex time dont be such a fucking dick for real being nice costs nothing and it makes peoples day a ltiile better you selfish and rude profit whores are the reason tf2 is going to shit you son of a bitch

11:09 PM - Cuddles: now gtfo my friends list

11:09 PM - Cuddles: :P

11:09 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Yes, and it has nothing to do with the fact that newer traders dont know how to read

11:09 PM - Cuddles: leave

11:09 PM - Cuddles: now

11:09 PM - Cuddles: grumpy the fucking midget

 

I've lost all tolerance for stupid.....This is bad...

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Hi
10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: What cna I help you with
10:18 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Hey, could I buy your TF Logo Fuka for a bud?
10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Buds have dropped, no thanks.
10:18 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Oh, ok
10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Also, the c/o is already a bud
10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Add some keys and deal
10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: I have a bunch of ref
10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: No keys though
10:19 PM - Chief Shoe: 1 key = 5 ref
10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Lemme see if I can spare 15 ref
10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Yup
10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: I can
10:20 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!! has accepted your request to trade.
10:20 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: 1 sec
10:21 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Er, pricelist says 24 keys and I'm offering 25
10:21 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: :/
10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: Yeah, I made the suggestion.
10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: I made it for 19-25
10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: Buds dropped so the price got modified
10:22 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: It's 24.
10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: I know.
10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: Prices are stored in USD
10:23 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: And I live in the US
10:23 PM - Chief Shoe: Cool.
10:23 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: So I'll do 10 ref and the bud.
10:23 PM - Chief Shoe: And I'll add it to the c/o.
10:23 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: It's about as good as you're gonna get
10:24 PM - Chief Shoe: Not really.
10:24 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Then you're a highballing piece of shit
10:24 PM - Chief Shoe: I've seen people offer buds when they were 25 and 25 key pure
10:24 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Have fun not selling that unusual
10:24 PM - Chief Shoe: Thanks, I guess.
10:24 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!! is now Offline.
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

10:38 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

10:38 PM - Cuddles: hai

10:38 PM - Cuddles: you hAVE TEH DIRTY HAT? :D

10:38 PM - Cuddles: sorry caps

10:38 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Which.....

10:39 PM - Cuddles: i have a list of nine i need

10:39 PM - Cuddles: ok?

10:39 PM - Cuddles: all of them dirty

10:40 PM - Cuddles: backbiters billcock/ tyrents helm / ten gallon / prussion / masters yellow belt / batters helm/ pyros benie / demos fro/ offices ushanks

10:41 PM - Cuddles: do you have any of those/

10:42 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: tyrants, painted ten gallon, painted batters, beanie\

10:42 PM - Cuddles: :'D

10:42 PM - Cuddles: how much for all; i dont have pure but i have cool items?

10:43 PM - Cuddles is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

10:44 PM - Cuddles: dude?

10:44 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: tyrants (.77)+Beanie (.66)+Grey/Purple Batters (1.33)+drab ten gallon (1.22)

10:44 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: calm your fucking tits...it takes time to add them up, especially when you have to see which paints are the least...

10:45 PM - Cuddles: ;_; sorry but you dont have to be mean

10:45 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: And besides, this whole process shouldve been done before adding me, but apparently reading is hard...

10:45 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: o, but i do...

10:45 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: sick of dealing with retards who cant read.

10:45 PM - Cuddles: :C

10:46 PM - Cuddles: ill just take the unpainted ones

10:47 PM - You cannot trade with Cuddles because they are currently trading with someone else.

10:49 PM - Cuddles: are you there?

10:49 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: yea....

10:49 PM - Cuddles: ok so can i get those

10:49 PM - Cuddles has accepted your request to trade.

10:50 PM - Cuddles: thanks let me show you the stuff i have ok?

10:51 PM - Cuddles: do you like anything?

10:51 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: paint or scatter

10:51 PM - Cuddles: well can you add then cause the are both over 1.44 by a lot

10:51 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: There both 2 ref.

10:51 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: and i wouldnt add

10:51 PM - Cuddles: ya

10:52 PM - Cuddles: well

10:52 PM - Cuddles: why not

10:52 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Overpay in items ring a bell?

10:52 PM - Cuddles: not that much

10:52 PM - Cuddles: slight overpay

10:52 PM - Cuddles: a rec maybe

10:52 PM - Cuddles: but i can get a third hat for this

10:52 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Ok, so go sell them, come back and get 3.

10:53 PM - Cuddles: well then i will wait here

10:55 PM - Cuddles is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

11:06 PM - Cuddles: ok

11:06 PM - Cuddles: got it

11:06 PM - You have accepted the trade request from Cuddles.

11:07 PM - Cuddles: there

11:08 PM - Cuddles: nex time dont be such a fucking dick for real being nice costs nothing and it makes peoples day a ltiile better you selfish and rude profit whores are the reason tf2 is going to shit you son of a bitch

11:09 PM - Cuddles: now gtfo my friends list

11:09 PM - Cuddles: :P

11:09 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Yes, and it has nothing to do with the fact that newer traders dont know how to read

11:09 PM - Cuddles: leave

11:09 PM - Cuddles: now

11:09 PM - Cuddles: grumpy the fucking midget

 

I've lost all tolerance for stupid.....This is bad...

Happens to me sometimes. I just say "good day" and kill chat.
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Hi

10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: What cna I help you with

10:18 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Hey, could I buy your TF Logo Fuka for a bud?

10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Buds have dropped, no thanks.

10:18 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Oh, ok

10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Also, the c/o is already a bud

10:18 PM - Chief Shoe: Add some keys and deal

10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: I have a bunch of ref

10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: No keys though

10:19 PM - Chief Shoe: 1 key = 5 ref

10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Lemme see if I can spare 15 ref

10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Yup

10:19 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: I can

10:20 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!! has accepted your request to trade.

10:20 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: 1 sec

10:21 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Er, pricelist says 24 keys and I'm offering 25

10:21 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: :/

10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51721fd0ba25363a5e000005

10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: Yeah, I made the suggestion.

10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: I made it for 19-25

10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: Buds dropped so the price got modified

10:22 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: It's 24.

10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: I know.

10:22 PM - Chief Shoe: Prices are stored in USD

10:23 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: And I live in the US

10:23 PM - Chief Shoe: Cool.

10:23 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: So I'll do 10 ref and the bud.

10:23 PM - Chief Shoe: And I'll add it to the c/o.

10:23 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: It's about as good as you're gonna get

10:24 PM - Chief Shoe: Not really.

10:24 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Then you're a highballing piece of shit

10:24 PM - Chief Shoe: I've seen people offer buds when they were 25 and 25 key pure

10:24 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!!: Have fun not selling that unusual

10:24 PM - Chief Shoe: Thanks, I guess.

10:24 PM - Red | FIRST BUD!!!!!!!!!! is now Offline.

 

 

And this is the problem with an unusual price list....
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Now I know why people hate us, hahahhaa.

The problem is that people really don't understand how a price guide works and backpack.tf in particular.

 

People don't understand that you're not a scammer if you ask for more/offer less than the listed price...

People also need to realize (especially with unusuals) the listed price is just an approximation and needs to be taken with a grain of salt (and doing your own research is best--Bp.tf should just be used to get a general idea)

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Thursday, April 25, 2013
Clusta Bomb: hi
Merrycatch22: hi
Clusta Bomb: I sw your outpost
Clusta Bomb: ill take your name and description tag for a steam game
Merrycatch22: that's not a key...
Merrycatch22: what steam game?
Clusta Bomb: Splice
Clusta Bomb: HOLY SHIT DUDE
Clusta Bomb: got enough keys!
Clusta Bomb: you make me fell poor ive only got 1
Clusta Bomb: hahaha
Merrycatch22: what is splice?
Clusta Bomb: ill show you
Clusta Bomb: http://store.steampowered.com/app/209790/
Clusta Bomb: are you srill there?
Merrycatch22: yes.
Merrycatch22: does not seem to be an easy game to resell.
Clusta Bomb: well you could play i
Clusta Bomb: please man im a puaper compared to you
Merrycatch22: why do I need that when I can trade?
Clusta Bomb: donno
Clusta Bomb: but your rich
Merrycatch22: not rich enough
Clusta Bomb: bullshit
Clusta Bomb: 1ve got 1 key
Clusta Bomb: youve got like 50
Merrycatch22: I am rich compared to you
Merrycatch22: and I only have 37 :/
Clusta Bomb: compared to thousands
Merrycatch22: I am poor compared to this guy
Clusta Bomb: im poor camperd to eveyone
Merrycatch22: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561197971691194
Clusta Bomb: WOW!
Clusta Bomb: how much do you think he spent on that?
Merrycatch22: see
Merrycatch22: I too poor
Clusta Bomb: yeah well compared to him
Merrycatch22: so I NEED MORE KEYS
Clusta Bomb: but your rich on an avreage basis
Merrycatch22: average trader is richer than me
Merrycatch22: I only got 2 unusuals
Clusta Bomb: that heaps
Clusta Bomb: i cant afford 1
Clusta Bomb: i cant even affor 1/2
Clusta Bomb: you there?
Merrycatch22: yes
Clusta Bomb: can we trade?
Merrycatch22: with your key?
Merrycatch22: sure
Clusta Bomb: game ?
Merrycatch22: no
Merrycatch22: too hard resell
Clusta Bomb: bye
Merrycatch22: cya
 

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andy!: hi
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: hey
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: i have the s.holy mancarel
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: but its different.
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: its a gifted
andy!: I pay less for gifted
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: its only 0.05% for existence
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: someone offered me 15 keys
andy!: and...?
andy!: wow
andy!: take the 15 keys, what the fuck?
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: iff you pay 16 you will get it
andy!: I can buy gift wrap for a key and wrap it
andy!: LOL.
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: ok then -.-
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: 10 keys?
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: why did i decline to dat guy -.-
andy!: gifted is worth less
andy!: I was offered a gifted machina for 14 keys
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: -.-
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: 9 keys
andy!: why would I pay extra for gifted... it has a god damn gift tag which makes it worth less
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: actually
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: other way around
andy!: is that a joke, because I forgot to laugh.
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: 9 keys
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: FINE
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: 8KEYS
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: JESUS
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: lemme check outpost
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: iff i got offers
andy!: andy!: why would I pay extra for gifted... it has a god damn gift tag which makes it worth less
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: -_-"
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: your beeing non making sence
andy!: irony ^
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: ill ask my friend iff he will pay 15 keys again.
andy!: wtf...
andy!: he could buy a fish for like 5-6 keys and wrap it..
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: but why is there soo low gifted then?!
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: there are only 18
andy!: because no one gifts them
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: dats the point.
andy!: so you're saying if i buy a wrap for 1 key, a fish for 5-6 keys, I'm instantly making the price 2x
andy!: so much logic
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: -.-
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: you got a point there :/
andy!: same with unusuals, a gifted burning team captain will be lower
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: :/
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: soo i guess backpack tf price :/
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: 7 keys :/
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: ok?
andy!: I'm paying below market price, and gifted lowers the price even further
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: amm you can just delete the script lol
andy!: what script?
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: that its a gift
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: lolz
andy!: you can't delete the gift tag
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: you cant ._.
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: -.-"
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: this made it worse
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: it makes it cooler with gift :/
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: as someone gave it to you and they say:ohh how sweet
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: what a friend xD
andy!: Gifted By: ? Wich is Kpµ†º ???
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: soo lol
andy!: how does that make it more attractive..
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: why not lolz
andy!: clean is better, and will always be in more demand
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: are you a girl?
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: cuz i never seen a girl named andy
andy!: i've got work to do, my final word is that I would only pay 4 keys for a gifted s fish.. if that doesn't suit you, you're free to look for someone else
?[F?H] CRAIZEY?: ._.
?[F?H] CRAIZEY? is now offline. 

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1) I add him to buy a dirty rubberglove

Corillo: hey
Corillo: your selling a dirty rubberglove for .33 ?
v³ | Viento { +M }: Srry :/ I sold it because someone had a higher offer. How bout I'll give you a scrap for wasting your time to buy it?

 

2)....and he gave me a scrap...

 

3) PROFIT
 

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Corillo: hi
Corillo: how can i help ?
luiszero123: hi
luiszero123: eyeballs
luiszero123: sightless eyeballs
luiszero123: 3.33
luiszero123: oops wrong person
luiszero123 is now offline.
 

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Mine wasn't with any trader. It was with a steam discussion moderator.

 

 

Silicon Vampire: I am done.  your ban was warranted. period
There: Now what about my Steam Discussions ban
There: I asked why I was banned from chivalry forums
There: 4 day ban
Silicon Vampire: what about it
There: why was I banned?
There: It's not my problem that I had to post there.
There: There was no way to contact the person who banned me.
Silicon Vampire: for being an offensive insulting user
There: Uhh
There: No
There: I was nice on the steam forums
There: and still got banned
Silicon Vampire: calling somebocy an "stupid dumbass illiterate piece of shit" 9is being nice?
Silicon Vampire: banj is legit
There: from steam discussions
There: I was banned fromt he Chivalry: Medieval Warfare discussions
There: And from the steam discussions
There: nobody was called a stupid dumbass illiterate piece of shit on the steam discussions
There: I simply asked why I was banned
Silicon Vampire: too bad, should have accepted you were out of line to begin with.
There: "too bad"
There: That's the reasoning for the ban?
There: hahahaha
Silicon Vampire: atleast I was tlking to you.
There: Oops, better change the subject!
 
Lol.
 
Also, just had this:
 
There: you have orange
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD: I SELL IT
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD: mann co orange
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD has accepted your request to trade.
There: steam trade not working
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD: ?
There: ON your end?
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD: yeah
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD: end
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD: end
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD has declined your trade request.
FKDQ-NTVG-PKFD: sorry
 
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That guy had offered a Burning Dixie on my Drill, then demanded to 1:1 since I was apparently too slow. :/

I actually screencapped the wrong part.  It was initially because he offered my friend his unusual 1:1 for a Harvest moon football helmet.  Two days after, the kid finally deciding he was actually ready to do the deal that he agreed to when commenting, he accused my friend that it was duped (They were in trade when this happened).  After showing the tf2items page, he closed the trade & deleted my friend.  So..I decided I would add him & tell him how stupid he was.

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Note: Read backwards

 

Here is a conversation with me and a guy who just lost admin for horrendous admin abuse.

 

 

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You all remember Angelica right? From Rugrats? yea....

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