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[AwesomeMcCoolName]

 

 

Whazam {R}: you sell a key for 4.33?
iFishyy: yes
iFishyy: how many would you like?
Whazam {R}: none you highball VIVA LA KEY REVOLUTION 2.33!!! 2.33!!! 2.33!!!!
Whazam {R} is now Offline.

For anyone who has actually looked at my profile..

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

9:38 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: wasup

9:38 PM - Whazam {R}: hi you buying bioshock items?

9:38 PM - Whazam {R}: i have 4 left

9:39 PM - Whazam {R}: @2 key each

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: lol

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: wtf

9:39 PM - Whazam {R}: i saw your lowball trade nevermind

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: lol

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: idiot

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: fuck off

9:39 PM - Whazam {R}: whole set goes for 14

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: retard

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: LMAO

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: just sold a ssong bird for 4 keys

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: LOOK AT HOW MANY

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: suck it

 

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: I BOUGHT

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: AND SOLD

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: IDIOT

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: FUCK

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: OFF

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: trlolololol

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: u mad

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: yeah u mad

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: you stupid

I knew i saw him around here before....

[Mr_Crud]

http://i.imgur.com/OKpwIq8.png?2

 

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Wednesday, April 03, 2013
10:22 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: sup
10:22 PM - Remler: my cat poop on side walk
10:22 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: k
10:22 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: ...
10:22 PM - Remler: Well, you little call of duty fag, get a fucking life and put away your small penis games like "black ops II" and play a real game. TF2. Portal. Half Life. Grow up you five year old kid whi is not mature enough to say anything but "I want you to clean up cat poop" get a life and go away
10:23 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: ?
10:23 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: is this a troll?
10:23 PM - Remler: whats a troll
10:23 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: xD
10:23 PM - Remler is now Offline.
 

--I think he expected me to tell him to pick up the shit?!

--And he was In Game: Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 - Multiplayer the whole time...

--I don't even.

[Rhys13th]

http://i.imgur.com/OKpwIq8.png?2

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

10:22 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: sup

10:22 PM - Remler: my cat poop on side walk

10:22 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: k

10:22 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: ...

10:22 PM - Remler: Well, you little call of duty fag, get a fucking life and put away your small penis games like "black ops II" and play a real game. TF2. Portal. Half Life. Grow up you five year old kid whi is not mature enough to say anything but "I want you to clean up cat poop" get a life and go away

10:23 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: ?

10:23 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: is this a troll?

10:23 PM - Remler: whats a troll

10:23 PM - ☣Mr__Crud☢: xD

10:23 PM - Remler is now Offline.

 

--I think he expected me to tell him to pick up the shit?!

--And he was In Game: Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 - Multiplayer the whole time...

--I don't even.

 

Damn cats. GET OFFA MY SIDEWALK!

[☣Long218☢]

Thursday, April 04, 2013
7:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: hi you added ?
7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: dude
7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: answer.
7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: jesus
7:37 AM - 잉여: hey
7:38 AM - 잉여: key sell
7:38 AM - 잉여: 4ref
7:38 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: you sell me key ?
7:38 AM - 잉여: yes
7:38 AM - 잉여 has accepted your request to trade.
7:38 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: first of all
7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: I ask if you sell me key and you say yes
7:39 AM - 잉여: ??
7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: you are not selling key
7:39 AM - 잉여: 1key = 4ref
7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: do you want to buy my item
7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: or what
7:39 AM - 잉여: You Fuck
7:39 AM - 잉여 is now Offline.
 

damn foreigner

[Rhys13th]

Thursday, April 04, 2013

7:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: hi you added ?

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: dude

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: answer.

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: jesus

7:37 AM - 잉여: hey

7:38 AM - 잉여: key sell

7:38 AM - 잉여: 4ref

7:38 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: you sell me key ?

7:38 AM - 잉여: yes

7:38 AM - 잉여 has accepted your request to trade.

7:38 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: first of all

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: I ask if you sell me key and you say yes

7:39 AM - 잉여: ??

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: you are not selling key

7:39 AM - 잉여: 1key = 4ref

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: do you want to buy my item

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: or what

7:39 AM - 잉여: You Fuck

7:39 AM - 잉여 is now Offline.

 

damn foreigner

 

Seems like Long met himself.

[Synister]

Thursday, April 04, 2013

7:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: hi you added ?

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: dude

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: answer.

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: jesus

7:37 AM - 잉여: hey

7:38 AM - 잉여: key sell

7:38 AM - 잉여: 4ref

7:38 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: you sell me key ?

7:38 AM - 잉여: yes

7:38 AM - 잉여 has accepted your request to trade.

7:38 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: first of all

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: I ask if you sell me key and you say yes

7:39 AM - 잉여: ??

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: you are not selling key

7:39 AM - 잉여: 1key = 4ref

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: do you want to buy my item

7:39 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: or what

7:39 AM - 잉여: You Fuck

7:39 AM - 잉여 is now Offline.

 

damn foreigner

 

You only waited two minutes before getting impatient & rude?  Wow, I just naturally can't stand reading your posts.

[☣Long218☢]

You only waited two minutes before getting impatient & rude?  Wow, I just naturally can't stand reading your posts.

he raged at me in trade chat.

[Synister]

he raged at me in trade chat.

I was referring to:

 

Thursday, April 04, 2013

7:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: hi you added ?

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: dude

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: answer.

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: jesus

[Triforce of Charmanders]

I was referring to:

 

Thursday, April 04, 2013

7:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: hi you added ?

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: dude

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: answer.

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: jesus

i myself give AT LEAST 5 minutes to respond.

[☣Long218☢]

I was referring to:

 

Thursday, April 04, 2013

7:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: hi you added ?

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: dude

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: answer.

7:37 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: jesus

he added me more than a day ago and refuses to reply evrytime.

[lukecandy]

Long, cmon you've gotta learn to handle the overpay thing better.....when he says there both worth 1.66, then you tell him:

"to go sell the items for full value, and then come back with the metal, otherwise i'm valuing the items a little less since i don't want to sit on them forever to sell."

 

P.S. Wtf is wrong with you two....y u both (Long/Andy) gotta be such jackasses....being nice gets you somewhere...

 

Long is nice and Andy is cool cos hes funny

[☣Long218☢]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, April 04, 2013
5:33 PM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: wasup
5:33 PM - ¤DLq¤™ Dark D3filer: Hey man
5:33 PM - ¤DLq¤™ Dark D3filer is now Offline.
 

he deleted me.

[@@@@@@]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, April 04, 2013
8:22 PM - andy.: hello
8:23 PM - [Ænema] Mini Sentries D:: Would u take a S. Original plus a Key for the Big Kill?
8:23 PM - andy.: i would not even take + 5 keys
8:23 PM - [Ænema] Mini Sentries D:: Woah so ur a scammer
8:23 PM - [Ænema] Mini Sentries D:: K then
8:23 PM - andy.: report me pls
8:23 PM - andy.: I want ban for scamming
8:24 PM - [Ænema] Mini Sentries D: is now Offline.
 

[Santa Heavy]

Andy is sarcastic.

It's what makes him funny lol.

If you haven't learned that by now plz aquire the halp.

tank u

[Mr_Crud]

Andy is sarcastic.

It's what makes him funny lol.

If you haven't learned that by now plz aquire the halp.

tank u

No need to state the obvious. Also andy, I saw you on that server earlier it was cool.

[Teeird]

Another League of Legends post game chat, these are seriously the best times to capture chat convos...

 

Teeird joined the room.
Phrunk joined the room.
LionheadGeek joined the room.
0oYbyo0 joined the room.
MikeC120 joined the room.
RequiemTenebris joined the room.
DGDutch joined the room.
IlProfessore joined the room.
Vercund joined the room.
woaiwo joined the room.
DGDutch: Support Nunu carries.
Teeird: gfg
Phrunk: fed lee
LionheadGeek: feeding irelia and fiora carry
Phrunk: lol
Teeird: lol
Phrunk: this zilean
Phrunk: so
Phrunk: cool
Teeird: It's ok though.
Teeird: I'm really
Teeird: really good.
Phrunk: fucking ass hole faggot
Teeird: 2k+ elo
DGDutch: :l
Phrunk: i fucking hate people like him
Teeird: So I know what I'm doing
Phrunk: jesus fucking christ man
DGDutch: No you aren't..
LionheadGeek: it looks like the feeder is mad
Teeird: On my smurf
Phrunk: yeah
Phrunk: quite mad
Phrunk: i have a bad game
Phrunk: and to make it worse
Phrunk: i have some douche making comments INTENDED on aggravating me
Phrunk: how in the world is that good
Phrunk: like
Teeird: Irel
Phrunk: do you ever have bad games?
Phrunk: probably not
Teeird: Stop going through an all caps rage
Phrunk: but
LionheadGeek: I guess you shouldn't have fed
Teeird: I don't
Phrunk: FUCK YOU
Phrunk: AND SUCK A COCK
LionheadGeek: calm down kid
Phrunk: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Phrunk: FUCK YOU
Phrunk: I WONT CALM DOWN
Phrunk: YOU ARE A BLEEDING NUNS CUNT
Phrunk: GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
Teeird: Stop yelling
Phrunk: SERIOUS
Phrunk: NO
Phrunk: LEAVE LEE
LionheadGeek: I think he's mad
Phrunk: gg you rocked it
Teeird: You need anger management dude.
Phrunk: BUT FUCK THIS ZILEAN
Phrunk: I DON'T GIVING A FLYING FUCK
LionheadGeek: do you see how he's harassing me?
Phrunk: THIS FUCKER IS RUDE FOR NO REASON
Phrunk: LIKE REALLY
Phrunk: GO TO HELL MAN
LionheadGeek: it was like this all game
Phrunk: AGGRAVATED VERBAL ASSAULT
Teeird: Your language is rude
Phrunk: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Phrunk: LEAVE
Teeird: Cry more die more
Phrunk: OR FILTER
Teeird: Kid
Phrunk: YOUR CHOICE
Phrunk: YEAH
Phrunk: NO DOUBT BROSKI
Teeird: Is it time for bedtime kiddo?
Teeird: Past your bedtime it seems
Phrunk: YOUR JOKES ARE ORIGINAL
Phrunk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phrunk: VERY VERY ORIGINAL
Phrunk: LIKE
Teeird: Best not let mommy see you up this late
Phrunk: DO YOU DO COMEDY?
Teeird: Yup.
Phrunk: I THINK I SAW YOU ON GO FUCKYOURSELF TV
 

[☣Long218☢]

12:35 AM - Whitenamese: hello
12:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: bioshock ?
12:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: hey
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: yessir haha
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: uhm wait
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: before we trade
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: by any chance
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: could you do the entire set for 4 keys?
12:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: i dont have the whole set
12:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: sadly
12:35 AM - Whitenamese did not respond to the trade request.
12:35 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: I only have 5
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: no no
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: i meant im selling
12:35 AM - Whitenamese: but would that be ok with you?
12:36 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: oh you selling to me
12:36 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: um no thx
12:36 AM - Whitenamese: im trying to get a last breath for my brother, and a strange minigun for myself
12:36 AM - Whitenamese: oh ok
12:36 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: only pay 1.33
12:36 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: shall we trade ?
12:36 AM - Whitenamese: meh
12:36 AM - Whitenamese: i dont think 1.33 would be a very good price
12:36 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: lol
12:36 AM - GoodGuy sell cheap bioshock genu: then why did you add me
 

[KingOfHeart]

This happened to me multiple times when I made a suggestion.

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6:13 AM - Maaat: want to buy grey paint
6:13 AM - You have accepted the trade request from Maaat.
6:14 AM - Maaat: hey i actually dont think i need it sorry
6:14 AM - andy.: why even bother adding me
6:14 AM - Maaat is now Offline.
 

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

This happened to me multiple times when I made a suggestion.

And this is why i only make unusual suggestions....Usually unusual traders are less retarded. 

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Friday, April 05, 2013
2:42 PM - andy.: sup
2:42 PM - Fear_developer*: hey
2:42 PM - Fear_developer*: trdae?
2:42 PM - Fear_developer*: trade?
2:42 PM - andy.: trade what?
2:42 PM - Fear_developer*: pipe
2:43 PM - Fear_developer*: ?
2:43 PM - andy.: what? pipe?
2:43 PM - Fear_developer*: lord
2:43 PM - andy.: ??
2:44 PM - Fear_developer*: you say you buy it
2:44 PM - andy.: I'm sorry.. no idea what you're talking about
2:44 PM - Fear_developer* is now Offline.
 

I figured it out it was the mutton chops thing... but i'm not buying it on any post or selling

[mattje]

[Corillo]

..Unfortunately i was on my crappy Laptop at that moment and i couldnt make a screenshot at that moment, it was a pretty funny guy 

 

Canno: hi
Corillo: Hi
Corillo: i sell you spyer clean 1.666
Corillo: *1.66
Canno: what is spyer?
Corillo: itsy bitsy spyer
Canno: and who da fak are u
Corillo: i added you via outpost
Canno: why?
Canno: did i saied that i want it?
Corillo: uhm
Corillo: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/9832102 ( a trade of mine where i sold the pip boy and spyer for the upper backpack.tf - price, he just posted " 1.66 "  " add me "  )
Canno: but
Corillo: here
Corillo: you posted 1.66
Canno: wait
Canno: i wanted the pip
Canno: already bought one
Canno: but
Canno: I can buy that one too
Canno:
Canno: rly dont care
Corillo: alright lol
Corillo: 1,66 is the price
Canno: k
You accepted your request to trade.
Corillo: retrade please
Canno accepted your request to trade.
Canno: trade em
Canno: You cannot request a new trade while you are still in another trade session.
Canno: ...
Canno acceptet your request to trade.
Canno: have only 2ref
Canno: so giv 1rec bak
Corillo: k
Corillo: thx
Canno: thx
Corillo: your funny, want to buy my other stuff , too ? : D
Canno: maybe
Corillo: dirty soldier stash, offer ?
Canno: uhmm
Canno: okay
Canno:
Canno: how much
Corillo: i have no idea
Canno: 0.33?
Canno: its dirty?
Corillo: nah, its discounted, its one of the more valueable dirty hats
Canno: 0.66?
Corillo: i can do 1 ref i think.
Canno: thats too much for me
Corillo: hm
Canno: i will check ypur bp
Corillo: yea, do tha
Corillo: *that
Canno: how much for engi hairpiece?
Corillo: hm thats something i like a lot, i would like an offer
Canno: 2.33?
Corillo: sorry, i bought it for more i think
Canno: oh okay
Canno: then no thanks
Canno: bye!
Canno is now Offline.
 

[RuffRyders]

..Unfortunately i was on my crappy Laptop at that moment and i couldnt make a screenshot at that moment, it was a pretty funny guy 

 

Canno: hi

Corillo: Hi

Corillo: i sell you spyer clean 1.666

Corillo: *1.66

Canno: what is spyer?

Corillo: itsy bitsy spyer

Canno: and who da fak are u

Corillo: i added you via outpost

Canno: why?

Canno: did i saied that i want it?

Corillo: uhm

Corillo: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/9832102 ( a trade of mine where i sold the pip boy and spyer for the upper backpack.tf - price, he just posted " 1.66 "  " add me "  )

Canno: but

Corillo: here

Corillo: you posted 1.66

Canno: wait

Canno: i wanted the pip

Canno: already bought one

Canno: but

Canno: I can buy that one too

Canno:

Canno: rly dont care

Corillo: alright lol

Corillo: 1,66 is the price

Canno: k

You accepted your request to trade.

Corillo: retrade please

Canno accepted your request to trade.

Canno: trade em

Canno: You cannot request a new trade while you are still in another trade session.

Canno: ...

Canno acceptet your request to trade.

Canno: have only 2ref

Canno: so giv 1rec bak

Corillo: k

Corillo: thx

Canno: thx

Corillo: your funny, want to buy my other stuff , too ? : D

Canno: maybe

Corillo: dirty soldier stash, offer ?

Canno: uhmm

Canno: okay

Canno:

Canno: how much

Corillo: i have no idea

Canno: 0.33?

Canno: its dirty?

Corillo: nah, its discounted, its one of the more valueable dirty hats

Canno: 0.66?

Corillo: i can do 1 ref i think.

Canno: thats too much for me

Corillo: hm

Canno: i will check ypur bp

Corillo: yea, do tha

Corillo: *that

Canno: how much for engi hairpiece?

Corillo: hm thats something i like a lot, i would like an offer

Canno: 2.33?

Corillo: sorry, i bought it for more i think

Canno: oh okay

Canno: then no thanks

Canno: bye!

Canno is now Offline.

 

Your names look so much to each other, I can't distinguish you 2. For a while I thought it was a 1 sided chat

[Mr_Crud]

-snip-

 

That wasn't actually that funny or weird, how you'd expect an normal negotiation/trade to go really.