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Here is a conversation with me and a guy who just lost admin for horrendous admin abuse.

The immaturity will soon create a singularity.

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Reborn â™”: hi
Reborn â™”: i wnat to buy you engi misc
ShredderZX |General T.|: hi
Reborn â™”: dirty
ShredderZX |General T.|: which one
Reborn â™”: with 2 scrap
ShredderZX |General T.|: which misc
Reborn â™”: SAFE SOUND
ShredderZX |General T.|: epic fail bro
Reborn â™”: why?
ShredderZX |General T.|: tf2outpost.com/help
Reborn â™”: sry
ShredderZX |General T.|: safe n sound isnt even 2 scraps
ShredderZX |General T.|: even if tis dirty
Reborn â™”: ok sry
Reborn â™”: bye
ShredderZX |General T.|: its not even a misc anyway you idiot

 

GOT HAM BRO!: which concert costs 50 cents?

ShredderZX #CantTrade: ten nickelbacks
ShredderZX #CantTrade: ihni
ShredderZX #CantTrade: or the rapper
ShredderZX #CantTrade: the
ShredderZX #CantTrade: idk
GOT HAM BRO!: its 50 cents with nickleback
ShredderZX #CantTrade: thats 45 cents.....
GOT HAM BRO!: wait
GOT HAM BRO!: ooops
GOT HAM BRO!: it was suppose to say 45 cents lol
ShredderZX #CantTrade: *facepalm*
GOT HAM BRO!: lol

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I don't even......

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

11:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

11:17 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: hey

11:17 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: i mean

11:17 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: hi

11:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: how can i help u?

11:17 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: i forgot

11:17 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: shpow me ur outpost

11:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: tf2outpost.com/user/9776

11:18 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: missing some parts

11:18 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: THATS not all what it says

11:18 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: i cant click it

11:18 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: im saying

11:18 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: im trying to click it

11:18 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Its not a link...i typed it...

11:18 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: i know

11:18 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: just copy and paste it

11:18 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: but its not the full link

11:19 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: yes...its missing http://www.

11:19 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: i can click that

11:19 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: XD

11:19 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: ....

11:19 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: can u put http://www. at end?

11:19 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: it has to have line under it

11:20 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Just copy and paste the fucking thing into your address bar...dont be fucking stupdi

11:20 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: stupid*

11:20 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: tf2outpost.com/user/9776http://www.

11:21 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: np

11:21 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: WAIT

11:21 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: tf2outpost.com/user/9776 http://www.

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: nope

11:22 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: You should probably buy this book.... http://www.amazon.com/PCs-For-Dummies-Dan-Gookin/dp/0470137282

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: nope

11:22 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: you clearly need it.

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: NOPE

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: i now how to paste

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: see

11:22 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: clearly.

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: I KNOW HOW TO PASTE

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: I KNOW HOW TO PASTE

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: I KNOW HOW TO PASTE

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: I KNOW HOW TO PASTE

11:22 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Right,,,,bye...not in the mood to deal with stupid

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week]: ok

11:22 AM - pootis king [bday 2 week] is now Offline.

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Teeird Newbie

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6:38 PM - [scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: Hi there! Please accept my trade before it times out.
6:38 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: Hi
6:38 PM - [scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: Hiya
6:38 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: How are you?
6:38 PM - [scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: I'm doing great!
6:38 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: What the fucl
6:38 PM - [scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: What?
6:38 PM - Teeird-Buying TF2Backpacks For$: This better be a Geel joke


 

Talking bots. . .

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Talking bots. . .

 

The scrap.tf bots have a bunch of responses programmed in. Try asking them who their favorite pony is.

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Pyrous Newbie

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Pyrous: wot 13:56:14

Air Vapor: r u selling maxes hat 13:56:26

Pyrous: lolno 13:56:38

Air Vapor: why 13:56:44

Pyrous: i dont know 13:57:03

Air Vapor: ill sell u a bills 13:57:06

Pyrous: maybe I dont want to? 13:57:10

Pyrous: are you fucking stupid? 13:57:14

Air Vapor: painted gold 13:57:16

Air Vapor: and a genuin 13:57:22

Pyrous: a bills' isnt a max's 13:57:24

Air Vapor: yes 13:57:29

Air Vapor: a maxes like 1 key 13:57:35

Pyrous: lol 13:57:48

Air Vapor added ''hat for pro's'' 13:58:02

Air Vapor added ''Maxes hat'' 13:58:09

Pyrous: reported 13:58:19

Pyrous: have fun 13:58:21

Air Vapor: why 13:58:26

Pyrous: you are trying to shark me 13:58:35

Air Vapor: i havnt scamed u asshole 13:58:36

Air Vapor: fag 13:58:39

Pyrous: lol 13:58:42

 


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''Maxes hat''
This item has been renamed. Original name: "Cockfighter"


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Team Fortress 2

Level 10 Hat



Style: Max

Paint Color: Mann Co. Orange

Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.



 


Tags: Genuine, Head, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Demoman, Medic, Heavy, Pyro, Spy, Engineer, Tradable, Marketable

 

''hat for pro's''

This item has been renamed. Original name: "Bill's Hat"


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Paint Color: Australium Gold

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Pyrous: wot 13:56:14
Air Vapor: r u selling maxes hat 13:56:26
Pyrous: yes 13:56:38
Air Vapor: why 13:56:44
Pyrous: i dont know 13:57:03
Air Vapor: ill bill u a sells 13:57:06
Pyrous: maybe I want to? 13:57:10
Pyrous: are you fucking stupid? 13:57:14
Air Vapor: painted gold 13:57:16
Air Vapor: and a genuin 13:57:22
Pyrous: a bills' isnt a max's 13:57:24
Air Vapor: yes 13:57:29
Air Vapor: a maxes like 69 key 13:57:35
Pyrous: lol 13:57:48
Air Vapor added ''hat for pro's'' 13:58:02
Air Vapor added ''Maxes hat'' 13:58:09
Pyrous: detroper 13:58:19
Pyrous: have fun 13:58:21
Air Vapor: why 13:58:26
Pyrous: you are trying to shark me 13:58:35
Air Vapor: i will eat ur dick 13:58:36
Air Vapor: fag 13:58:39
Pyrous: lol 13:58:42

And that's why you post a screenshot.

 

Anwyay, Steamrep doesn't mark sharks as scammers unless they're "really bad".

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Pyrous Newbie

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And that's why you post a screenshot.

 

Anwyay, Steamrep doesn't mark sharks as scammers unless they're "really bad".

 

I could always go to that other place that takes the sharking reports more seriously.

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I could always go to that other place that takes the sharking reports more seriously.

Manncotrading.com

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☆BRO| Flutterspy: give me a made man.
Santa Heavy: im collecting them
☆BRO| Flutterspy: u have 4.
Santa Heavy: I'm collecting them in every color
☆BRO| Flutterspy: give me something.
Santa Heavy: like what?
☆BRO| Flutterspy: today is the date i started playing tf2. again because i stopped playing
Santa Heavy: and?
☆BRO| Flutterspy: its my tf2 birthday
Santa Heavy: And?
☆BRO| Flutterspy: i want gifts.
☆BRO| Flutterspy: u have gift wrap.
Santa Heavy: Greedy aren't you
☆BRO| Flutterspy: no.
Santa Heavy: ill give you a gift wrap for a key ;P
☆BRO| Flutterspy: its just a date
☆BRO| Flutterspy: (day)
☆BRO| Flutterspy: give me a free gift
Santa Heavy: no thank you
☆BRO| Flutterspy: give me.
Santa Heavy: You never said please.
☆BRO| Flutterspy: please
Santa Heavy: No.

 

I'm quite the heartless bastard.
 

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Skylord_kitkat added Slot Token - Melee 21:11:51
You added Scrap Metal 21:11:57
You are ready 21:11:58
Skylord_kitkat: Waiut 21:12:21
Skylord_kitkat: Can i have 1 key PLEASE
21:12:26
Skylord_kitkat: just 1 21:12:28
Skylord_kitkat: ONly 1 21:12:30
Mr. Bucket: no sorry 21:12:33
Skylord_kitkat is ready 21:12:34
Skylord_kitkat: ERg 21:12:37
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2:48 PM - andy!: or buy a key.

2:48 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: 1 key is 5 ref

2:48 PM - andy!: buy a key for 5 ref then

2:48 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: come on

2:48 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: just trade ..

2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: so are we doing this or what?

2:49 PM - andy!: 2:48 PM - andy!: buy a key for 5 ref then

2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: yeah i saw that and i said this GO FUCK YOURSELF

2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: sounds good?

2:49 PM - andy!: i'm so mad

2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo] is now Offline.
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2:48 PM - andy!: or buy a key.
2:48 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: 1 key is 5 ref
2:48 PM - andy!: buy a key for 5 ref then
2:48 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: come on
2:48 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: just trade ..
2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: so are we doing this or what?
2:49 PM - andy!: 2:48 PM - andy!: buy a key for 5 ref then
2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: yeah i saw that and i said this GO FUCK YOURSELF
2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo]: sounds good?
2:49 PM - andy!: i'm so mad
2:49 PM - FnX 2.0 [uNo] is now Offline.

 

I love it when people try and pay me in ref for something I specified keys, and then get mad when I tell em to buy a key for the price they insist it's at.

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Never tell your password to anyone.
Merrycatch22: hi.
Justintomo: hey
Justintomo: s.bushwacka?
Justintomo did not respond to the trade request.
Justintomo: wait
Justintomo: cani offer a rare creat 42 and arec?
Merrycatch22: no.
Justintomo did not respond to the trade request.
Justintomo: 2 rare 42's?
Merrycatch22: no.
Merrycatch22: 42s are not rare.
Justintomo: yez
Justintomo: headshot parts
Merrycatch22: dude.
Justintomo: projectiles reflected
Merrycatch22: if you are not paying in pure
Merrycatch22: get off my friends list. Crate 42 is worthless, and you know it.
Merrycatch22: don't BS me.
Justintomo: lol ok
Justintomo: ask any1 of ur friendless friends
Merrycatch22: http://forum.tf2wh.com/threads/another-trading-site-inspired-by-tf2wh-com.3875/
Merrycatch22: http://backpack.tf/vote/5041/6/42
Merrycatch22: ^
Merrycatch22: 0.33-0.66 ref
Merrycatch22: nice try ripping off.
Justintomo: eyqah
Justintomo: lol ok
Justintomo: gunna report u
Merrycatch22: k.
Justintomo: friends a moderator
Merrycatch22: have fun with that.
Justintomo: can instan ban
Merrycatch22: mhm.
Merrycatch22: go ahead.
Merrycatch22: who's the moderator?
Justintomo: anh
Merrycatch22: cmon.
Merrycatch22: who you reporting me to?
Merrycatch22: hmm?
Justintomo: ?
Justintomo: ima tell him u tried ripopin me off
Merrycatch22: ok
Justintomo: then ur get banned once he files it in
Merrycatch22: mhm.
Merrycatch22: you got a truckload of ref but not a scrap of sense.
Merrycatch22: go ahead. Report away.
Justintomo: i can't
Justintomo: when hes online i will tell himn
Merrycatch22: ok then :)
Merrycatch22: who is it?
Justintomo: told u already
Justintomo: u got no cartes of sense either
Merrycatch22: anh.
Merrycatch22: http://backpack.tf/vote/5041/6/42
Justintomo: dw
Merrycatch22: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10432201
Justintomo: u might not get banned
Merrycatch22: i eman
Merrycatch22: mean.
Justintomo: steam still decides
Merrycatch22: selling at 0.55
Justintomo: but only 10% chance im guessing
Merrycatch22: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10458392 LOLZ
Merrycatch22: no offers.
Merrycatch22: well, talking to you has been fun
Justintomo: u didn't specify
 

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