Best steam conversations

[Bobsplosion]

You got trolled hard.

[Will Banks]

You got trolled hard.

I was laughing my fucking ass off.

[Дебра]

My friend used to just spit out stupid things when he gets found out when scamming people. Always made me laugh seeing the responses.

[Roller]

http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/topic/4702-best-steam-conversations/

 

The chat is hilarious though.

[Will Banks]

Long story short, guy tried to scam me of my unusual sniper rifle. I felt bad for him and said he should stop scamming and to change his choices in trading. He seemed to be understanding and thoughtful until he dropped this bomb:

 

[♠Derpeh♤]

Why do people bother trying to convince scammers to stop? Like they are scamming for a reasons and they are well aware of the moral grounds why waste your time?

[A-money]

I have kind of the same feelings as him. Only towards anime stuff so its not weird right?

[Lord Shako]

That was a ride from start to finish.

[Logan.tf]

well at least he uncalled you a nigger

[ThatOtherChigga #Mack]

I cant tell if he was trolling or serious

 

I have kind of the same feelings as him. Only towards anime stuff so its not weird right?

No that's even weirder 

[Captain Caboose]

Captain Caboose: I can sell it c:p

λngelღмander: You can sell

λngelღмander: child porn

Captain Caboose: no

Captain Caboose: I did c: and together

[Captain Caboose]

I could hear the whistling when I getting closer to the bottom.

[JayTuut]

Saturday, 25 July 2015

6:20 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)! | trade.tf: hi

6:20 PM - MMW | Mungrohiik: Hi

6:20 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)! | trade.tf: YAY

6:20 PM - MMW | Mungrohiik: I am in the beach

6:20 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)! | trade.tf: MMW RESPONDED

6:20 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)! | trade.tf: .. ur in it?

6:20 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)! | trade.tf: like ur the sand?

6:21 PM - MMW | Mungrohiik: I am not sand

6:21 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)! | trade.tf: omg i just died laughing at that

6:23 PM - MMW | Mungrohiik: Publish this shit in the best chats moments

6:23 PM - MMW | Mungrohiik: NOW!

 

 

I dont understand

[Captain Caboose]

 might get banned but es/filedetails/?id=494182647 

[Mr. Bucket]

7:48 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": I just sent him a link to your profile so he's probably gonna add you

7:48 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": He thinks you're a girl

7:48 PM - awesomejason2001: lol?

7:48 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": He says he added you

7:48 PM - awesomejason2001: why...

7:48 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": It's cuz I told him

7:48 PM - awesomejason2001: what does he want lol

7:49 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": Just go with it if he asks

7:49 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": he wants you killer ex

7:49 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": sunbeams

7:49 PM - awesomejason2001: oh my...

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: so

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: hes serious about this right

7:52 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": So what

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: not trolling right

7:52 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": I think so

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: lol

7:52 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": It's his fav hat

7:52 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": y do you ask

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: beacuse hes going to make a shitty offer

7:52 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": LOL

7:53 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": what is it

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: idk

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: but hes onwhere close to enough

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: because

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: you told him i unboxed it

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: but he doestne ven check?

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: to see if i diD?

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: ok??

7:53 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": I didn't tell him that actually

7:53 PM - Hue_Jass "Emoji": Now I did

 

--

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

7:51 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: Hey

7:51 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: i'm friend of Hue_jass

7:51 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: the dentist

7:51 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: he said you just unboxed a KE?

7:51 PM - awesomejason2001: yes

7:51 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: Is it ok i offer some unusuals? I really like the KE

7:52 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: by some i mean all of mine

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: ok

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: say it

7:52 PM - awesomejason2001: dont want to go into the window

7:52 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: ah ok

7:53 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: how about i send you trade offer instead?

7:53 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰 had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

7:53 PM - awesomejason2001: ok

7:53 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: too many to say

7:53 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: sent

7:54 PM - awesomejason2001: uh no thanks sorry]

7:54 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: ya no problem

7:54 PM - Forever Kaya 以戰止戰: Congrates on the unbox anyways

7:55 PM - awesomejason2001: ty

 

 

[comfortable]

*snip*

You two should get married already

[Supore]

Never tell your password to anyone.

08 August 2015

17:54 - Kitteghu: hello

17:54 - MFW Nokillme.MzV | trade.tf: I added the wrong person excuse

17:55 - Kitteghu: sigh

17:55 - MFW Nokillme.MzV | trade.tf is now Offline.

17:55 - MFW Nokillme.MzV | trade.tf is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

17:55 - Kitteghu: learn how to properly speak english in the meanwhile

[DIEgo]

https://gyazo.com/ec33e86c09524d34d484e04b540def82

 

https://gyazo.com/dd2de227d2cdfc4f1219745d2b6866af

 

Just had a Google Translater conversation with a rusian that had no idea about prices.

 

He called me greedy :C

[A-money]

Minty: wearing  a mask
Minty: going on a mass genocide
Minty: then
Minty: killing myself
amk: dude me u and i have some other friends
amk: all love to kill
Minty: help me
Minty: i need help
amk: doing what
Minty: hotline miami
Minty: but
Minty: In washington
Minty: I know were the guns are
amk: ok
Minty: get the masks
amk: i'll bring my .22
Minty: .22's arent gonna do anything
amk: if i shoot them in the fucking head
Minty: 12 gauges
amk: i want them to suffer tho
Minty: Double barrels
amk: they shouldnt die right away
Minty: mp5
amk: let em rithe a bit
Minty: my way
amk: no everything is not your way
Minty: fucking beat them with the butt of the shotgun
amk: yes
amk: dude lets fucking do it
amk: serious
Minty: Brother's in arms
amk: yeh
Minty: double wielding mg's
Minty: smg's

Minty: my uncle has a Deagle
Minty: what mask you wearing
amk: i wanna wear a horse mask
Minty: Ill wear the cheetah with one eye missing and blood on its face
Minty: shit
Minty: Ill even wear my Nike's
amk: ok lets get an actually cheeta
amk: cut its face off
Minty: let it loose
amk: yeh wear nike cause we will be running a lot
Minty: yea
amk: i am loving this plan
Minty: we hit 5 spots
Minty: Different masks every damn time
amk: alright
Minty: Different masks every damn time
amk: alright
Minty: we smother a little bit of blood on are guns
amk: yeh it'l be just like tf2
amk: we need more ppl tho
Minty: Bella
amk: yeh
Minty: my brother?
amk: sure
amk: sedan?
Minty: He has a reminton rifle
amk: airplane
amk: koko
Minty: and a 12 gauge 4 shotter
amk: genuine
amk: nice!
amk: snow
Minty: i know
Minty: *smirks*
Minty: karly?
amk: we can get a ton
Minty: Never
amk: dude dis gon be gud
Minty: Ever
Minty: talk
amk: i have a lot of friend who are messed up like us
Minty: You use gestures
amk: ok
amk: we need to really plan this tho
amk: like months
Minty: Yes
Minty: hmm
Minty: brotherhood?
amk: cant just run it there
amk: yea even vanity maybe
amk: oh shit based booty
amk: he will want to

There is more but it is u cant see it

sorry i really am a messed up person, and so are a lot of my friends we need help :/
 

[Teeny Tiny Cat]

[L0RD 0-T]

21:16 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: amd is red

21:16 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: cherry mx red switches are red

21:16 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: cherries are red

21:16 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: strawberries are red

21:16 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: berries are red

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: cherries are goodc

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: amd good confirmed

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: :^)))))))))))))

21:16 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: amd confirmed purrfect

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: red is red

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: nvidia is green

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: not ripe bananas are green

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: green crap is green

21:16 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: mony is green

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: nvidia shit confirmed

21:16 - Dan Castellaneta: nvidia overpriced comfirned

21:17 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: fire is red

21:17 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: amd confirmed runs at fire hot

21:17 - Dan Castellaneta: amd is hot

21:17 - Dan Castellaneta: ok

21:17 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: nvidia is green

21:17 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: vegetables are green

21:17 - THE REAL DAN CASTELLANETA #53: nvidia confirmed healthy

[Dan Cаstellanetа]

Kablam: rip my cpu is almost the same as a sempron 250

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): lol

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): how

Kablam: both 2 cores

Kablam: both suck dick

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): rip

Kablam: both bottleneck any card above 6xxx

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): ok

Kablam: that's why I get 40 fucking fps on tf2

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): lol

Kablam: low settings 32fps

Kablam: ultra settings 40

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): yes

Kablam: how the fuck>???

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): because source engine

Kablam: half-ripe 3

ÐºÑ€ÑƒÐ³Ð»Ð°Ñ Ñкобка))))): Ripe.

[Carnage]

8:43 PM - Carnage [⇆]: I need my beauty sleep

8:43 PM - Rae: lol

8:43 PM - Rae: yea

8:43 PM - Rae: you do

 

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

[Ɔαρтαιи Ǥσя∂σи]

I get scared when i fart m8!: btw do you want to learn a quick key method
I get scared when i fart m8!: (you will need 2 friends)
I get scared when i fart m8!: (or one if hes rich)
I get scared when i fart m8!: your m8 gives you a item worth 10 ref
I get scared when i fart m8!: or over
I get scared when i fart m8!: you add a item worth 6 ref
I get scared when i fart m8!: go on backpack tf
I get scared when i fart m8!: look at mann co crate key
I get scared when i fart m8!: buy one
I get scared when i fart m8!: do that over and over
I get scared when i fart m8!: i got my m8 6 unusuals with this method
I get scared when i fart m8!: one unusual a day
ƆαÏтαιи ǤσÑ∂σи'ƨ Ɩиƨтα-ƬÑα∂ɛ: So basically, buy keys?
I get scared when i fart m8!: yes
I get scared when i fart m8!: but
I get scared when i fart m8!: Your m8 chips in
ƆαÏтαιи ǤσÑ∂σи'ƨ Ɩиƨтα-ƬÑα∂ɛ: Uh
I get scared when i fart m8!: backpack tf will be the easiest
I get scared when i fart m8!: i did it
I get scared when i fart m8!: its good

I get scared when i fart m8!: tommorow im going out :/
I get scared when i fart m8!: can i do the method with you plis
I get scared when i fart m8!: :/
I get scared when i fart m8!: man

 

[w0lk]