CecilyLovesYou<3™ Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Gud news guise, the post count in this thread is... Drum roll pls It's OVER 9000!!!!!!! Lmao, quite impressive indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 09:37 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: is that you? 09:37 - TheVenomWithin: ye you nerd 09:37 - TheVenomWithin: wanna 1:1 09:37 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: Josh Smith 09:37 - TheVenomWithin: yep 09:37 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: wanna fite or wat 09:38 - TheVenomWithin: ye 09:38 - TheVenomWithin: les 1:1 09:39 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: Sounds like you are just interested in doing a 1 for 1 trade, and I'm not willing to downgrade. 09:39 - TheVenomWithin: Wow Rekt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CecilyLovesYou<3™ Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 http://imgur.com/0n88eKx The irony of her saying this while she already blocked me after she finished this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cares Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Cringe alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazza Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Hazza: my brother Hazza: is Hazza: amazing Hazza: but Hazza: terrible Birdy: y Hazza: someone I don't know just texted me 'Hi bro do u want to meet up as im down south in Kettering so i can meet' Hazza: I showed him Hazza: he took my phone Hazza: and replied Hazza: 'Hey bruh. Just getting my bong going. Wanna share?' Birdy: boong? Hazza: what you smoke weed from Hazza: the person replied Hazza: 'Huh do u want to meet up tomorrow or me come to urs' Hazza: my bro replied again Hazza: 'Well bruh it's not like I can walk around with this wacky backy. You gunna have to come to my crib.' Birdy: lolwat Hazza: 'ok?? why u talking nonsense?' Hazza: 'I talkin english bruh. Get yo grammar in check. Srslr bruh who tryin 2 link wiv me?' Hazza: 'It is harry yeah??' Hazza: 'Ye bruh who diz b?' Hazza: '(one of my friends from primary school who moved to Northumberland (in scotland)) so wht time u want to meet tomoz?' Hazza: Jesus christ Hazza: He's gonna come to my house tomorrow Hazza: and be like Hazza: what the fuck was that Hazza: lel Hazza: thx bro Hazza: amazing Hazza: but terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sulker Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 12:25 PM - ⌠$ulKeR⌡: whats up 12:25 PM - Chosen Person [TR]: Hey 12:25 PM - Chosen Person [TR]: Are U Have Tickets Im Coming From Bp.tf 12:26 PM - Chosen Person [TR]: Are U Here 12:26 PM - Chosen Person [TR]: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omnii Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Grimm: Grimm: I'll suck your dick 11:39:07 PM pof123 added The Ap-Sap 11:39:13 PM Grimm: This is how my trades go DaDarka: u need snicker Omnom: I got snicker Omnom: in my ass DaDarka: ill eat it Omnom: taste like bacon when it came out Rebekka The Neko: So at school earlier today Rebekka The Neko: Someone had written "pootis" on one of the desks Rebekka The Neko: And under it I wrote "yes" Omnom: xD Rebekka The Neko: o3o Mark|Padaslic: omnom Mark|Padaslic: can you sell me max? Mark|Padaslic: i give you bill Mark|Padaslic: pink (April 20, 2015) Bull: HAPPY 4-20 HAVE FUN Omnom: ye Omnom: blaze it with me later? Bull: yeye fosho Omnom: hell ye *DEAD* Shake: life is hard *DEAD* Omnom: I'm hard KapitalKrow: k not talking to u for 6 weeks KapitalKrow: starting naow Omnom: 6? thats it? Omnom: dem Omnom: im getting off lucky Omnom: gettin off that dick Omnom: dam\ Echo: fuck you are bad at navigating Omnom: navigaying Echo: fight me Echo: ᕙ༼ ͡° Í¡ Íœ Í¡Ê– Í¡ °༽ᕙ Omnom: foreveralone? nahhh, I'm one of those cheap bitches; i'm free if you show me a good time c: wtb friends #foreveralone: hnng no.: I have literally never heard of Sindex no.: so no.: xD no.: I've heard of windex tho no.: its the toothpaste I use ℋυᾔηḯḯℬℯαґ: LOL KapitalKrow: Assume i have a small vagina below my left shoulderblade KapitalKrow: would u fuk? r8 pls no.: no because knowing you I'd probably get diabetes KapitalKrow is now Offline. wtb sexy female companion: will you be my sexy female companion xTcR | Dá´É´á´œá´›ãƒ„ [TF-L4]: of course my love xTcR | Dá´É´á´œá´›ãƒ„ [TF-L4]: As long as I can bring my toys wtb sexy female companion: o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainford Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 At least he's honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixλr900 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Cringe alert. I'm gonna give that guy a good grammar-spanking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0night Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Birdy: boong? amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 You know youre a douche when you refuse to do trade offers The Tea Overlord, Hazza, Vaccinated Autist and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litwick Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Litwick: HEllo Litwick: You added? [TCW] Froshizy: hi [TCW] Froshizy: r u selling the hermes [TCW] Froshizy: peaces sign Litwick: Yeah [TCW] Froshizy: i have 24 keys in unusuas [TCW] Froshizy: it is a circling hearts hetman Litwick: Nty [TCW] Froshizy: ok? [TCW] Froshizy is now Offline. EDIT: He added me again. Litwick: Hello [TCW] Froshizy: hi [TCW] Froshizy: r u selling the scout unusual Litwick: Yes [TCW] Froshizy: what was it again Litwick: C. Peace Sign [TCW] Froshizy: i have a hetmans, circling hearts, 25 kyes, second owner [TCW] Froshizy: its for engi Litwick: As last time, no thank you [TCW] Froshizy: huh? Litwick: You added me earlier [TCW] Froshizy: oh shi i didXD Litwick: With the exact same offer [TCW] Froshizy: how much r the toughs? Litwick: Toughs? [TCW] Froshizy: stuff muffs? Litwick: Wait my DBD Muffs? Litwick: Not for sale. [TCW] Froshizy: i have 203 in unusuals Litwick: I highly doubt that just browsing through your bp, but again, they are not for sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
λngelღмander Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 stee☡o: yooy stee☡o: you got keys dawg? λngelღмander: more than two hundred fifty stee☡o: music to my ears λngelღмander: Meme seller λngelღмander: I need your strongest memes stee☡o: how much for a karambit blue steel ww? λngelღмander: whoops λngelღмander: \wrong chat λngelღмander: x_x λngelღмander: that was so strange to say λngelღмander: im sorr λngelღмander: u stee☡o: kara blue steel ww and huntsman blue steel ww stee☡o: combo deal stee☡o: huntsman mw* stee☡o: not ww λngelღмander: okay stee☡o: let me know asap λngelღмander: almost done λngelღмander: 104 stee☡o: only 104? λngelღмander: You can always shoot low λngelღмander: but once you shoot λngelღмander: high λngelღмander: you can never go down λngelღмander: How much were you looking for λngelღмander: I'd give you more, but as you know the market is a bit shaky stee☡o: tell me what your valuing the kara at λngelღмander: I was thinking about holding on to my keys for a lil while λngelღмander: 210 dollars stee☡o: in keys λngelღмander: oh λngelღмander: 68-69 stee☡o: how so low? stee☡o: thats lower than 80% even λngelღмander: lol definitely not λngelღмander: valuing the knife at 210, because the markets dropping and its sold below 210 stee☡o: go up a bit on both λngelღмander: 87 percent is 73 λngelღмander: so 68 is like 80 flat, maybe a little less λngelღмander: I guess I could do 105 on both stee☡o: 106? λngelღмander: 105? :3 λngelღмander: cmon we do this every time stee☡o: 106 m8 λngelღмander: 105 stee☡o: imma win dawg fight me stee☡o: 106 λngelღмander: you fite me λngelღмander: 105 stee☡o: 106 λngelღмander: 105 stee☡o: left hook stee☡o: 106 λngelღмander: dodge stee☡o: uppercut stee☡o: ko stee☡o: send for 106 λngelღмander: uppercut λngelღмander: fatality λngelღмander: 105 stee☡o: seriously tho stee☡o: imma do 106 λngelღмander: whats wrong with 105 stee☡o: since you boutta make bank λngelღмander: its still a lot of keys stee☡o: i know you know how much profit ur gonna make stee☡o: do 106 stee☡o: make my day λngelღмander: you make my day λngelღмander: 105 λngelღмander: I wont even be getting more than ten percent out of this λngelღмander: λngelღмander: for a week of not having 105 keys, thats a lot stee☡o: ok ill keep you in mind stee☡o: imma look around tho stee☡o: 105 is your offer λngelღмander: one key matters that much to you buddy? I never really understood λngelღмander: I never sell knives for keys, I wouldn't know λngelღмander: back when I did tf2 unusuals though λngelღмander: one key was never that big a difference on more than 100 for me λngelღмander: not that I ever let people boss me around λngelღмander: also I think theyre on the market stee☡o: 106 you got a deal lol its that simple λngelღмander: i was gonna trade offer you 105, because often times seeing all the keys makes people do it λngelღмander: but you have them all hidden λngelღмander: 105 λngelღмander: stee☡o: ok then stee☡o: ill talk to you later i guess λngelღмander: alright fine, I'll look at the stupid knives again λngelღмander: if you'll be that stubborn λngelღмander: Gah λngelღмander: you did me in λngelღмander: sucker I'll do 106 λngelღмander: take em off the market you scoundrel > λngelღмander: since when do I let people talk me up stee☡o: since you met me stee☡o: muhahahaha λngelღмander: xD stee☡o: jk luv u λngelღмander: <3 Normally, conversations with this guy don't get this weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoticly Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 {GC-A} Snorty: xDI hate it when people type "xD": You've triggered me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/m58SLBQ.jpg This guy had a pair of buds and a bills in his backpack. and he trys to bargain with me over a 1.66 for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merchant Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 (Me and Box discussing about the Stormy Storm Caribbean Conqueror vs. MN Fukaamigasa + 8 keys) Eye of Sphereon: GOT THE FUKAThe Merchant: Pffft.The Merchant: Hilarious.Eye of Sphereon: AND 8 KEYSThe Merchant: Ye got da fuka?The Merchant: YE GOT DA FUKA?Eye of Sphereon: I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ITEye of Sphereon: YUPThe Merchant: YE GOT DA FUCKER?Eye of Sphereon: FUCKERMIKASAEye of Sphereon: FURIOUS FUCKERMIKASAEye of Sphereon: INB4 OFFENDS WUBSIESThe Merchant: whoa, we don't mention about Wubsies' waifu here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gren Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Gren: hi OneGameOneGamer: i saw u were selling the aussie scatter OneGameOneGamer: are u interested in a sunbeam sack Gren: yup Gren: eh selling the aussie, yup, not sure about the sack yet OneGameOneGamer: worth 49keys on bp.tf Gren: its outdated and inflated OneGameOneGamer: ok bye i guess then Gren: cool OneGameOneGamer is now Offline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 18:51 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: hey 19:08 - gHoStâ„¢: hey 19:08 - gHoStâ„¢: i saw from ye@t that u have 2 stock knifes 19:09 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | #ScammedByWayne: none are for sale tho 20:15 - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained. 20:15 - Connected again and rejoined chat. 21:06 - gHoStâ„¢: oh 21:06 - gHoStâ„¢: that sucks 21:06 - gHoStâ„¢: how about just your m9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai Absol~ Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 CrafterofGenius: ded?Senpai Mario (BG-M): triedSenpai Mario (BG-M): failedSenpai Mario (BG-M): the rope brokeCrafterofGenius: get goodCrafterofGenius: get ropeboxSenpai Mario (BG-M): ^Senpai Mario (BG-M): wellSenpai Mario (BG-M): i need to think of other waysSenpai Mario (BG-M): to ask her outSenpai Mario (BG-M): ;CCrafterofGenius: Does it make you uncomfortable that I'm only in my boxersSenpai Mario (BG-M): nopeSenpai Mario (BG-M): same here CrafterofGenius: :B1: Senpai Mario (BG-M): :B1: CrafterofGenius: im all moistCrafterofGenius: and half nakedCrafterofGenius: take me, senpai Senpai Mario (BG-M): alright :B1: CrafterofGenius and Hazza 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N!K Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Never tell your password to anyone. Sunday, 31 May 2015 N!K: Hey Narla: h Narla: h Narla: h Narla: h Narla: h Narla: h Narla: h Narla: h Narla: h Narla: hh Narla: hey Narla: geuss what N!K: whoa N!K: what/. Narla: i found out how to dupe N!K: .-. Narla: i did N!K: cool Narla: u wan too know how N!K: how? Narla: its a glitch in the inventroy Narla: but i cant tell u fully unless you pay me some money in skins Narla: because i had to pay this guy too find out N!K: LOL im fine then thanks N!K: also, whyd you pick Nala to impersonate? Narla: idk Narla: just decided them N!K: fair nuff, i'll be reporting you btw Narla: okay Narla is now Offline. Zapperzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai Absol~ Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Never tell your password to anyone.Senpai Mario (BG-M): HelloSenpai Mario (BG-M): you added meD4m1anZVR: I want to buy founding fatherD4m1anZVR: tf2Senpai Mario (BG-M): kkSenpai Mario (BG-M): trade me'You have accepted the trade request from D4m1anZVR.D4m1anZVR: I craftSenpai Mario (BG-M): kYou have accepted the trade request from D4m1anZVR.D4m1anZVR: thanksSenpai Mario (BG-M): Email isnt coming upSenpai Mario (BG-M): Waiting still..D4m1anZVR: fastSenpai Mario (BG-M): try trading againD4m1anZVR has accepted your request to trade.Senpai Mario (BG-M): Accepted the emailSenpai Mario (BG-M): now you need toD4m1anZVR: lel i not haveSenpai Mario (BG-M): should be there in a secSenpai Mario (BG-M): try refreshingD4m1anZVR: you accepted e mail?Senpai Mario (BG-M): yesD4m1anZVR: I not haveSenpai Mario (BG-M): accept then lolD4m1anZVR: I not have D4m1anZVR: try againYou have accepted the trade request from D4m1anZVR.Senpai Mario (BG-M): still dont have?D4m1anZVR: nope D4m1anZVR is now Offline.I removed him I've had enough have a crap day, don't need to deal with this headache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazza Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★. Scorchen Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 People this just think they know everything about trading. They doubt lower statistical players and assume as if they're on some sort of pedestal. Sorry if anything said in the lower chat messages offends anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaccinated Autist Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 this should belong to best steam convos http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/topic/4702-best-steam-conversations/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapperzz Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Post all your hilarious scammer conversations here, I'll start with one I have from today: Also check out my other thread for stupid people on outpost: http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/topic/37823-stupid-people-on-outpost-screenshots/ I knew he was a scammer from the start because he had no hours on any games, so I decided to mess with him, btw can someone please report him for me? <3 In the end I made the scammer tell me to go away, priceless xD Ðℯ Ȥøȴℯℵ², !каблам, Vaccinated Autist and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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