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The_Demin: Hey Santa, quick question, if you don't mind:
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Good question
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I have an answer:
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Naw but rly
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: What is it? :r
The_Demin: Alright.
The_Demin: So, I am , aight...
â™” Santa Heavy â™”:  den mi
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: aw shiet
The_Demin: Work with me..
The_Demin: Anyway...
The_Demin: And I had my motives questioned after playing in the sprinkler for like 20 minutes.
The_Demin: Were they justified?
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Where was this sprinkler?
The_Demin: Backyard.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Who's
The_Demin: Mine.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Who questioned
The_Demin: Family.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Who specifically
The_Demin: Brother, and mother.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: How old is bro
The_Demin: What, are you trying to profile me?
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I'm just getting the facts.
The_Demin:
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Were you playing alone.
The_Demin: Yes.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Who set up the sprinkler
The_Demin: Mom.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: What were you wearing
The_Demin: Clothing.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: What kind of clothing
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I need specific
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Not color
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: but the type
The_Demin: I wear Hanes underwear...
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Alright.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: No the were not justified.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: It was your backyard, your sprinkler
The_Demin: Basketball shorts.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Wait how hot was it
The_Demin: And T-Shirt that was modified for my Scout costume.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Fast learner?
The_Demin: Nah, just a normal red shirt.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Is your brother a spy
The_Demin: Soldier at best.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: What team
The_Demin: RED.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Based on the angle of trejectory I'd say no. They were not justified.
The_Demin: Thanks.
The_Demin: For that over-analyzed question.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: If it was warm out and you wanted to play in the sprinkler play in that shit
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: It's ok dude I'm here for you.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Welcome to backpack.tf's best steam convos
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: ;_
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: ;)
The_Demin: Thanks...
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: :P
The_Demin: As if I needed another reason to check the damn forums now.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: GIB DA PEOPEL WAT DAY WANT

 

Yes.
 

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827jo: Hello

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: Hey.

827jo: Can i buy the robocrate key?

827jo: nevermind

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: Okay, thanks anyways.

827jo: np

827jo: thank you

 

Not even a minute...

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Merrycatch22: hi
Djames: hi
Djames: are you still interested in the crate #50?
Merrycatch22: erwhat
Merrycatch22: I dont think I ever made a trade buying that
Djames: no but you did reveal interest in some comments you made
Merrycatch22: like
Djames: yo momma
Djames is now Offline.
 

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Doopliss: hello
-={FODA}=- vvveio: hi
-={FODA}=- vvveio: i wanna your
-={FODA}=- vvveio: kukri
-={FODA}=- vvveio: 2.55
Doopliss: my what for 2.55?
-={FODA}=- vvveio: strange kukri
Doopliss: im not selling that...
Doopliss: i dont even think that exists

 

After 10 minutes of complete silence, I write back:


Doopliss: so?
-={FODA}=- vvveio: your
-={FODA}=- vvveio: knife
Doopliss: ?/
-={FODA}=- vvveio is now Offline.

 

So confused...

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Selling virus doctor

 

 

Mr. Jingle Balls: i has 20:31:22
Mr. Jingle Balls added Earbuds 20:31:27
Mr. Jingle Balls: lv 100 20:31:29
Offline: well i don't really have anything to back that up 20:31:46
Mr. Jingle Balls: u said 20:32:11
Mr. Jingle Balls: u have vivrus docter sack 20:32:15
You added The Virus Doctor 20:32:19
Mr. Jingle Balls: Wow 20:32:23
Offline: ... 20:32:27

 

 

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☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: hey

[REALTF2] Solar: Hey

[REALTF2] Solar: :3

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: <3 luve u sweaty

[REALTF2] Solar: I was wondeing if you would take the robo bird or med fur deh robo beek

[REALTF2] Solar: for*

[REALTF2] Solar: ♥

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: straight downgrade

[REALTF2] Solar: :c

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: no deal sweaty

[REALTF2] Solar: My friend rlly wanted one D:

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: you can add 1.5 ref

[REALTF2] Solar: ._.

[REALTF2] Solar: no tnkzx m8

[REALTF2] Solar: fight me irl 1v1

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k pussy

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: fitemeirl

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: kiddo

[REALTF2] Solar: lele nub

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: lele solar

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: sucks the big d

[REALTF2] Solar: u can ouuut saug dis

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: NO SWAG

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: GET ON MY LEVEL SON

[REALTF2] Solar: lelel fgt du u lft m8

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: do u even get fresh son

[REALTF2] Solar: NO

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k bitch

[REALTF2] Solar: c u latur punk, ill cuut u m8

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: ill cut so hard

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: oh yeah
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^MP^En1gma: hi

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: hey

^MP^En1gma: im here for the robo crates

^MP^En1gma has accepted your request to trade.

^MP^En1gma: are u accepting onlymetal?

^MP^En1gma: or what

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: what items?

^MP^En1gma: wait i think i have enough

^MP^En1gma: also im selling nuts authority

^MP^En1gma: and nuts tam

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: ._. for the crates

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: sure

^MP^En1gma: lol no :/

^MP^En1gma: k thx

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: mmk fool

^MP^En1gma: hey ah can i swap the gifted one

^MP^En1gma: with the other>?

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: hmm?

^MP^En1gma: u there?

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: yo

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: nub

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: what the fuck do you want nub

^MP^En1gma: u gave me a gifted one

^MP^En1gma: =.=

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: =============================>

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: my big cock not caring

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: dude they sell normal price m8

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: idk im just a little penis

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: so idk

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k

^MP^En1gma: reported for language and offensive imagery

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: wut

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: haha

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: dude

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: calm down

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: or i will

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: call the police

^MP^En1gma is now Offline.

^MP^En1gma is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k

^MP^En1gma: HAAH CALL THE POLICE

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: :(

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: meanie

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: dude i was joking

^MP^En1gma: get a life dude dont just go swearing around -.-

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: do you want the non gifted one

^MP^En1gma: nah

^MP^En1gma: have a nice day

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: mmk son

^MP^En1gma: gtfo son
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i got horny on internet

 

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☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: yo
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: hi im here for the baby face
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k baby
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak has accepted your request to trade.
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: thanks, babe
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: i have a question
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: are you a boy or girl
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: a guy
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: kk
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: r u
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: A GIRL
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: OR ABOY
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: a girl
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: ;( im dying tell me
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: o
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: i didnt know that
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: wanna see me naked
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: hmmm
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: idk
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: r u fug?
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: how old are you?
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: 24
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: r u legal
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: oh im 17
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: oh
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: well i can get arrested
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: no prob right?
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: over skype dont worry
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: mmk this is getting too fa
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: far*
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: no it isnt
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: its fine falling in love over the inter net
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: lol
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: i love you
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: me too <3
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: wanna fuck me?
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: ill fuck me
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: my dad says im hot
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: he also does my hair
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: uhhhhh
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: ok
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: and my sister washes me
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: im in a wheel chair
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: ur such a troll
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: lel
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: but i suuure am beautiful
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: lol ok i cant do this any more im soo sorry
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: hahaha
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: ;(
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: are you actually 17
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: and a girl?/
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: or just trolling
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: just trolling bro
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: mmmmk
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: very akward now
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: lol sorry to get your hopes up this is going on youtube bro your gunna be famous
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: ;)
☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: k baby
Slave/Gary MotherFuckin Oak: goodby ill miss you
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Corillo~: hey
♦♠Jude♣♥: YEEEAAAAH MEEEEEN
♦♠Jude♣♥: i have a offer in ur sore eyes
Corillo~: aha
Corillo~: what is your offer ?
♦♠Jude♣♥: A Googol Eyes And rec
♦♠Jude♣♥: Is that enough?
Corillo~: no thanks
♦♠Jude♣♥: googol and 2 rec?
Corillo~: no thanks
♦♠Jude♣♥: its already nice offer
♦♠Jude♣♥: fack

♦♠Jude♣♥ is now offline.
 

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Nobody knows silver players by name...

 

Now, if he could get somebody like Kaidus, b4nny, or numlocked to sign that, he'd be able to sell it. A name can make such a difference.

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Pilltacular: Hi.

Pilltacular: How can I help you?

zoruhartz: Hi , do you still interested in keys ?

Pilltacular: Yeah.

zoruhartz: I have 15 keys for selling

Pilltacular: Alright. Give me a couple of minutes, please.

zoruhartz: Ok

Pilltacular: Alright. Do you have a rep thread?

zoruhartz: Nope

Pilltacular: Okay. So you'll go first I take it.

zoruhartz: Can't !

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☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: hi

Mista Mann: seen you on trade website you have v. fedora

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: yeah

Mista Mann: i have a 3rd degree

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: mmm?

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: and

Mista Mann: you could take a texas ten gallon

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: so a 2 rec uncraftable hat

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: for a 2 key vintage hat

Mista Mann: i have no recs or keys

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: id take 8 hats

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: or 10 ref in stuff

Mista Mann: Uhhh i think ill find some one else sorry

Mista Mann is now Offline.

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: find someone who would sell for a hat or 2

Mista Mann is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

☢ᴾᴾᴹNUB☢#fitemeirl: idiot
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Protocol Four Two Zero: Hellooooo.

|PPP| ๖ۣۜDaniowot: Hello

Protocol Four Two Zero: Trade me when you're set to go.

|PPP| ๖ۣۜDaniowot: Ok but i have 2 ref for noh mercy. Can you add 0.22?

Protocol Four Two Zero: That would be a sale at 1.77.

|PPP| ๖ۣۜDaniowot: No, that would be 1.88

Protocol Four Two Zero: How so? 1 ref is 9 scrap.

|PPP| ๖ۣۜDaniowot: 1 scrap = 0.11

Protocol Four Two Zero: Yeah...

Protocol Four Two Zero: Do the math, man.

|PPP| ๖ۣۜDaniowot: 3 scrap = 0.33

Protocol Four Two Zero: Yes... keep going.

Protocol Four Two Zero: 1.88 + 0.11 = 1.99.

Protocol Four Two Zero: Refined is 9 scrap.

Protocol Four Two Zero: 1/9 is 0.111111111111111111111111111111111 infinite.

Protocol Four Two Zero: So it'd be 1.99 repeating.

Protocol Four Two Zero: There's a proof of that equaling 2.

Protocol Four Two Zero: I'd write it up but it's hard to display in a steam chat.

|PPP| ๖ۣۜDaniowot: ok ok. So no thanks.... That math
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Saturday, June 01, 2013
8:47 AM - andy_: hi
8:47 AM - 5HU7DOWN: hey
8:47 AM - 5HU7DOWN: :D
8:48 AM - andy_: what do you need?
8:48 AM - 5HU7DOWN: nothing just added xD
8:49 AM - 5HU7DOWN: because you play tf2 ^_^
8:49 AM - andy_: no
8:49 AM - 5HU7DOWN is now Offline.

 

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Saturday, June 01, 2013
Merrycatch22: hi
The Penis Inspector: trading my bubbling dragonborn for your buds
Merrycatch22: when
Merrycatch22: did I say I was buying this
The Penis Inspector: ?  nowhere
The Penis Inspector: im offering you
Merrycatch22: where
Merrycatch22: did I post for offers
The Penis Inspector: i just added you from bp.tf dude
Merrycatch22: what
Merrycatch22: is the price there?
The Penis Inspector: you posted a classified there
Merrycatch22: I'll tell you now
The Penis Inspector: oh boy
Merrycatch22: it says 25 keys.
The Penis Inspector: pls tell
Merrycatch22: you appear to not understand classified rules
Merrycatch22: it says
Merrycatch22: only add the person
Merrycatch22: if you are paying their price
Merrycatch22: I appears you cannot read.
Merrycatch22: Good day sir
Merrycatch22: now I will annoy you by making a counteroffer.
Merrycatch22: I offer my bubbling big chief 1:1
Merrycatch22: plzplzplzplzplz
Merrycatch22: PLZ ACCEPT
Merrycatch22: PLA
Merrycatch22: PLEASE
The Penis Inspector: o-ok
Merrycatch22: I"M Poor
Merrycatch22: NO YOU HAS TEN BUBBLES DARGON
Merrycatch22: Shraker
Merrycatch22: omg reprote
Merrycatch22: contating vale
The Penis Inspector: NO ENGLISH
Merrycatch22: Gaben repos
Merrycatch22: bann penis
Merrycatch22: enojy ur ban
The Penis Inspector: ill try merry-kun
 

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*JJIT* *STORM*: hi 11:37:48
Pyrous: hi? 11:37:58
*JJIT* *STORM*: max ?? 11:38:07
Pyrous: for?
11:38:20
*JJIT* *STORM*: hats 11:38:35
Pyrous: gee, I wonder what hats? 11:38:50
*JJIT* *STORM* added Bill's Hat 11:39:11
*JJIT* *STORM* added Area 451 11:39:13
*JJIT* *STORM* added The Hero's Tail 11:39:13
*JJIT* *STORM* added The Megapixel Beard 11:39:14
*JJIT* *STORM* added Crocleather Slouch 11:39:15
*JJIT* *STORM* added The All-Father 11:39:17
*JJIT* *STORM* added Charmer's Chapeau 11:39:19
*JJIT* *STORM* added Mining Light 11:39:25
*JJIT* *STORM* added Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet 11:39:26
*JJIT* *STORM* removed Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet 11:39:27
*JJIT* *STORM* removed Mining Light 11:39:29
*JJIT* *STORM* added Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet 11:39:30
*JJIT* *STORM*: for max ?? 11:39:42
Pyrous: are you honestly offering me this? 11:39:45
*JJIT* *STORM*: yes for max 11:40:09
Pyrous: and why do you think this is a good trade? 11:40:33
*JJIT* *STORM*: yes 11:40:49
Pyrous: I said why 11:40:57
*JJIT* *STORM* removed The All-Father 11:41:04
*JJIT* *STORM* added Mining Light 11:41:04
*JJIT* *STORM* added The Toss-Proof Towel 11:41:08
Pyrous: seriously, why do you think your offer is good? 11:41:24
*JJIT* *STORM*: yes 11:41:34
Pyrous: Can you speak english? 11:41:46
*JJIT* *STORM*: for max 11:41:52
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Saturday, June 01, 2013

8:47 AM - andy_: hi

8:47 AM - 5HU7DOWN: hey

8:47 AM - 5HU7DOWN: :D

8:48 AM - andy_: what do you need?

8:48 AM - 5HU7DOWN: nothing just added xD

8:49 AM - 5HU7DOWN: because you play tf2 ^_^

8:49 AM - andy_: no

8:49 AM - 5HU7DOWN is now Offline.

 

 

He added me too...

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8:49 AM - 5HU7DOWN is now Offline.

 

 

 

So, he got... shutdown.

 

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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â™” Baloo â™”: do your thing and bump this: http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/topic/67-application-alex-from-security/
â™” Baloo â™”: Fuckin' Vincent...I ask him to comment whether he sanctioned allowing a range larger than a refined on keys and he changes his status to away.
â™” Baloo â™”: larger than a reclaimed*
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Did you just send this to me or to everyone.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I'm so beat right now xD
â™” Baloo â™”: You respond better than andy, and I don't share my agitations with anyone but him or Bucket because I don't know the others that well or they talk too much once I chat them.
â™” Baloo â™”: Like omg, never accept a friend request form metoxy
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Is that the fuck who's whining for handouts.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I'll clock him.
â™” Baloo â™”: No, metoxys is some uncraftable collector who apparently thinks they are famous and like every time I go online the first second he'd chat me and go like "lollolol" *pets you*
â™” Baloo â™”: weird as hell
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Dafuq
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: There should honestly be a mod specialization
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: But then again that's a horrible idea.
â™” Baloo â™”: idk apparently asphalt doesn't like him because he's competition ^^
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Doesn't asphalt have every uc hat?
â™” Baloo â™”: Just about
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Some guy sold me a fishcake for 2 refined
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I knew they were difficult af to sell for 5
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: so I sold it for 3.66
â™” Baloo â™”: MNM feesh
â™” Baloo â™”: mmm
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: They guy overpaid me with uc hats and a v. jarate.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Along with the metal.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Idk what to do nao :(
â™” Baloo â™”: rafel eet
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I'm too generous.
â™” Baloo â™”: :3
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: On top of that my backpack value is shit.
♔ Santa Heavy ♔: 2.6 buds · last updated about 2 hours ago
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: ^ ughhh
â™” Baloo â™”: Wait...I thought it used to be around ~3 buds...idk
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: It was.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Something went horribly wrong probably.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: To many price decreases.
â™” Baloo â™”: ;)
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: And for some reason my unusual decreased as well.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: No idea how that happened.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: \( -_-\)
â™” Baloo â™”: (>^-^)>
â™” Baloo â™”: <(^-^<)
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: <(^-^)>
â™” Baloo â™”: party over here! party over there! Woot woot!
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Whoop there it is.
â™” Baloo â™”: Indubitably so.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Holy shit Swag.inc has more duplicate items than a copy machine store.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561197970267736
â™” Baloo â™”: HAhaHAhaHA
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Wish the mod app age rule was more leinient.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: You'd be a good mod.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Long is getting unbanned soon. Play the song of time.
â™” Baloo â™”: Long got banned for woops^^
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Again? That's the third time this week.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I also get banned for woops.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: We
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Only
â™” Baloo â™”: No, its ending today, but that was Woifis reason
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Woifi unbanned by accident
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Then rebanned
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Hence whoops
â™” Baloo â™”: Ahhhhhhhhhh
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: So I found out about the geel9 bud situation
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: jk
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I was a traitor
â™” Baloo â™”: we only omelette pancakes sundae
â™” Baloo â™”: :|
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I'm more of a waffle man myself.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I don't like pancakes.
â™” Baloo â™”: woops
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: It was his hat Mr. Krabs.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I saw you today.
â™” Baloo â™”: He may have been number 1, but as a fish, he most likely did number 2 as well.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I saw you today.
â™” Baloo â™”: wait with
â™” Baloo â™”: wut *
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: So I was just chilling in my house.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: And then I walk by my tv
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: and the jungle book two was on
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: And who do I see.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: yo ass
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: No lie.
â™” Baloo â™”: :)
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: You're a very good actor.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: But lose the kid. He's clipping your wings.
â™” Baloo â™”: Well I was only taught the bear necessities of acting, but I think I figured it out pretty well
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I like the part where you growled.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Btw how the fuck are you blue.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Were you dumped into a vat of toxic blueberries?
â™” Baloo â™”: Because in India the god is blue and I am god
â™” Baloo â™”: Learn yo Sanskrit girl
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I'm actually a grill Steven
â™” Baloo â™”: Or better yet the Kama Sutra girrrrrrl
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Your Karma.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I shall perform Sati now.
â™” Baloo â™”: Explains why you also be gettin' fried
â™” Baloo â™”: wait...I messed up that joke.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I almost did.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I was playing man hunt with some cool kids and these guys were sitting around in a square.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: They were fucking ripped.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: They asked me if the kid I was chasing owed me money.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I said yee.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: And then came the fumes.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?
â™” Baloo â™”: Black people are just a fad they don't exist in early history according to the Flintstones and they don't exist in the future according to the Jeffersons
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?
â™” Baloo â™”: Heard that joke
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
â™” Baloo â™”: I am not getting your D
â™” Baloo â™” is now Offline.
She wants the D.

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