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Added me for t/s veil

 

8:21 PM - Offline: Hey, how cna I help you?
8:21 PM - Offline: can*
8:21 PM - TheBurgerKingBurglar: villian veil how much
8:22 PM - Offline: 1.7 keys, which is 8.55 refined
8:22 PM - TheBurgerKingBurglar: wat can i get for 1 hat
8:22 PM - Offline: 1.22
8:22 PM - TheBurgerKingBurglar: o
8:22 PM - TheBurgerKingBurglar is now Offline.
 

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[AwesomeMcCoolName]

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Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

LedZur: hello

LedZur: saw ur posts selling keys via paypal

LedZur: still selling?

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: yea, have any rep?

LedZur: http://steamcommunity.com/id/LedZur/

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: aight, 1 sec

LedZur: np, take ur time

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: How many did you want?

LedZur: price is 1.35$ right?

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: No.....

LedZur: what new price then?

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: 1.90 like it says

LedZur: then maybe i saw a very old post of u

LedZur: thx for ur time mate, have a  good day

LedZur is now Offline.

[grimdercell]

Scammer added me, decided to have some fun:

 

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grimdercell: hello

Gamer!: hi

Gamer!: can i buy your

Gamer!: s.f flame

Gamer!: for money?

Gamer!: i will pay 30$

grimdercell: one sec

grimdercell: sure

grimdercell: you got rep?

Gamer!: who go first?

grimdercell: you go first

grimdercell: so?

Gamer!: nty

grimdercell: what if i go first?

Gamer!: we will have trade and you got money

grimdercell: how are you gonna send the money?

Gamer!: you have paypal?

grimdercell: yeah

Gamer!: via pyapal\

grimdercell: okay

grimdercell: here's my paypal email: [email protected]

Gamer!: ok\

You have accepted the trade request from Gamer!.

You have accepted the trade request from Gamer!.

grimdercell: how much was it again?

Gamer!: 30$

grimdercell: ok

grimdercell: odd

grimdercell: I clicked the trade button already

grimdercell: did it go through for you?

Gamer!: you dont click

grimdercell: i did

You have accepted the trade request from Gamer!.

Gamer!: click it!

grimdercell: I told you i did

grimdercell: steam's being weird

grimdercell: oh

grimdercell: I found out the problem

Gamer!: ?

grimdercell: http://steamrep.com/?id=76561198085358436

Gamer!: what is it?

grimdercell: check it out

Gamer!: i cheked than??

Gamer!: its nothing lol\\

grimdercell: congratulations

grimdercell: you just got trolled, big time

Gamer!: i am alrady ready to give 30$

Gamer!: are you going to do or no

Gamer!: if you think i am scammer

Gamer!: delete me                  <<< I did

Gamer! is now Offline.

 

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[AwesomeMcCoolName]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

9:28 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

9:28 PM - i-am-the-boss: hey buying ref

9:28 PM - i-am-the-boss: for .35

9:28 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: and i have none in stock....like my trade says.

9:29 PM - i-am-the-boss: sorry i did read

9:29 PM - i-am-the-boss: didnt

[Mr. Bucket]

8:27 AM - Mr. Bucket: sold the modest sorry

8:27 AM - Mr. Bucket: i mean

8:27 AM - Mr. Bucket: the flamenco

8:36 AM - ìŒì•…ì˜ ì •ë ¹ã…£b> demo unu: Np

8:36 AM - ìŒì•…ì˜ ì •ë ¹ã…£b> demo unu: Delete me

8:36 AM - Mr. Bucket: why dont you just delete me if you want to..

8:37 AM - ìŒì•…ì˜ ì •ë ¹ã…£b> demo unu: You add me you self

[Mr. Bucket]

alex.bonzanni: hi 08:45:15

Mr. Bucket: hey` 08:45:20

alex.bonzanni added Mann Co. Supply Crate Key 08:45:30

alex.bonzanni: for this?? 08:45:40

Mr. Bucket: for what 08:46:07

alex.bonzanni: offer? 08:46:28

alex.bonzanni: can you give me a bud?? 08:46:47

alex.bonzanni: please 08:46:50

alex.bonzanni:  08:46:52

alex.bonzanni:  08:46:54

[Rhys13th]

gib bud pls. Pls.

(´・ω・`)

[The_Demin]

Me buying a S. Widowmaker:

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Luca Silvestris: Ello

The_Demin: Hey mate.

The_Demin: You still selling the widowmaker?

Luca Silvestris: Yup

The_Demin: Cool.

You have accepted the trade request from Luca Silvestris.

Luca Silvestris: thanks, enjoy it

The_Demin: Thanks mate.

The_Demin: One quick question:

The_Demin: So, the bullets come out of the end with the hole, right?

The_Demin: And bullets are generally made out of metal...

Luca Silvestris: well

Luca Silvestris: yup.

The_Demin: So, why does this need to use Engineer's metal, when all other guns technically use metal as well?

Luca Silvestris: because those guns fire bullets, where this gun fires metal scrap?

The_Demin: Hmm...

The_Demin: Can this gun shoot refined metal?

Luca Silvestris: o.o that would instantly solve the metal crisis

Luca Silvestris: your a genius!

The_Demin: Ooh! Or better yet, can it shoot keys!?

The_Demin: I want the person I kill to know that I am not only a better player, but richer than them too!

Luca Silvestris: O___O OR CAN IT SHOOT GUNS!?

The_Demin: CAN THOSE GUNS SHOOTS KEYS!?!

The_Demin: Mate, I think we single-handidly solved the economy.

Luca Silvestris: a gun that fires guns that shoot keys which unlock crates which have weapons that automaticly fire the chains around the crates!?

Luca Silvestris: o.o i know right

The_Demin: ... That is the most beaufiful weapon I have ever heard of.

The_Demin: If we get hats into this thing, all our problems will be solved forever.

Luca Silvestris: we should stalk gaben and get him to do this.

The_Demin: I will get my car, and my binoculars.

The_Demin: And at least two packages of Oreos.

Luca Silvestris: i shall grab my top-hat and two beers, plus some duct tape.

The_Demin: Good idea.

The_Demin: Who knows? Maybe we will get half life 3 out of all this too.

Luca Silvestris:

Luca Silvestris: Thou shall not jinx it!

The_Demin:

Luca Silvestris:

The_Demin:

Luca Silvestris:

The_Demin:

Luca Silvestris:

The_Demin: http://youtu.be/ANk8xlsp1pQ

The_Demin: Mate...

Luca Silvestris: xDD

The_Demin: This has truly been one of the greatest, abielt strangest conversations I have ever had on Steam.

Luca Silvestris: 14:04 - : i cannot believe how high you fly.

Luca Silvestris: this is how a conversation with a friend starts.

Luca Silvestris: i'm used to worse convo's

Luca Silvestris: well worse.. more random rather

The_Demin: Maybe so...

The_Demin: Anyway, dear Trader...

The_Demin: Many thanks again for the trade.

Luca Silvestris: Thank you too, nice talking to you :3

The_Demin: It's truly been an honor and a pleasure.

Luca Silvestris: Our paths shall cross again someday~

I hope they do, mate. I hope they do.

[Rhys13th]

-snip-

 

Dafuq did I just read. And why do I crave fat people and oreos and HL3?

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

Offered on my trade: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10844729 and adds me 5 minutes later....nice. 

 

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[JCapps]

 

Offered on my trade: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10844729 and adds me 5 minutes later....nice. 

 

http://i.imgur.com/8RL0FAs.png

 

Key for 2 keys, add me

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

Thursday, May 16, 2013

9:19 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

9:19 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: hi dude

9:19 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: angai

9:20 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: hey

9:20 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: i want the familiar faz

9:20 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL had asked to trade with you, but has cancelled their request.

*Puts up Unique Cockfighter*

9:20 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: add

9:20 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: made man

9:20 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: or big country

9:21 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: no thnx

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: you are stupid

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: he is

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: one key

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: you hat is 4 ref

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: add more 2 ref and oks

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL has not responded to your trade request.

9:21 PM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: And you don't seem to understand what an overpay in items is.

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: so

9:21 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL: suck my eggs

9:22 PM - -[FF]-PlazmaPL is now Offline.

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

Got another genius....

He offered Dirty Black Pickel on my Ts Veil (now, its obvious based on the prices listed in my trade i value paint at 50%)

 

You added Villain's Veil 22:08:51

=PB= Necro: Yea so im looking for that 22:08:55

=PB= Necro: and ill overpay in a black painted medic hat no?

22:09:12

=PB= Necro added Prussian Pickelhaube 22:09:14

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: no thnx 22:09:25

=PB= Necro: Why not its 1 key extra 22:09:41

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Yes, because i clearly value used paint at full price. 22:10:08

=PB= Necro: yes 22:10:24

=PB= Necro: so this is still overpay 22:10:28

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: If i was then id be asking for 11 Ref on the veril 22:10:32

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: No... 22:10:33

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: its not 22:10:34

=PB= Necro: well then this is good 22:10:58

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: So, i value my painted item at item+50% of the paint, and your item at the item+100% of the paint.. 22:11:00

=PB= Necro: i overpay 22:11:01

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: makes fucking sense 22:11:02

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: no its not. 22:11:07

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: thats uinderpaying... 22:11:11

=PB= Necro: how much more do you want? 22:11:20

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: AND, i dont want it, since its going to be a bitch to sell 22:11:23

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: 7.33 Ref or an overpay in items...LIKE MY TRADE SAYS 22:11:35

=PB= Necro: or an overpay in item 22:12:21

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: And based on the way i calculate all paint prices (INCLUDNG THE VEIL), a black dirty pickel is only 5.33~ ref, and even at that it will be a bitch to sell. 22:12:26

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Are you fucking stupid?

22:12:35

=PB= Necro: black paint is 2.5 keys 22:12:45

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: 2*, and team spirit is 1.2... 22:12:58

=PB= Necro: divide by two and you have 1.25 22:12:58

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Yea.. 22:13:04

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: And a dirty pickel is a rec. 22:13:07

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: And a clean veil is 4.33 ref 22:13:13

=PB= Necro: add that to the price of =hat and its at least 7.44 22:13:23

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: 50% of black (5 Ref)+.33=5.33 22:13:38

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: Again i ask, are you stupid? 22:13:46

=PB= Necro: NO 22:14:26

=PB= Necro: No* 22:14:30

=PB= Necro added The Pyrotechnic Tote 22:14:52

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: #1, not interested in the pickel in the least. #2, thats an underpay by 2 Ref. 22:14:54

=PB= Necro: waht if i add this 22:14:57

Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: no 22:15:03

=PB= Necro: fine 22:15:07

*Cancels Trade*

 

Yes, as you can tell, i've completely lost my tolerance for stupid.

[smokedem]

Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: Hi.

Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: How can I help you?

Falcons Qstar[대리ì¸]: yes

Falcons Qstar[대리ì¸]: you buy f knife?

Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: I'm selling one.

Falcons Qstar[대리ì¸]: ;;

Falcons Qstar[대리ì¸] is now Offline.

[Rhys13th]

[7:37:59 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: Maus?

[7:38:26 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: Book on the Auschwitz/Holocaust

[7:38:54 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: Mm

[7:39:50 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: Whatchou up to, young whippersnapper?

[7:39:58 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: Talking to cleverpun

[7:40:06 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: Trying to get him to play HL for me until I get a new engy

[7:40:17 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: lol

[7:40:17 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: I'd play

[7:40:20 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: But shitty PC

[7:40:27 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: http://freeram.org

[7:40:46 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: P.Fetti Mullet for 14 keys a good deal in your opinion?

[7:40:55 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: DAS NOT A WEBSITE

[7:40:59 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: shh

[7:41:01 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: I forgot the URL

[7:41:08 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: lol

[7:41:25 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: I think you'd be fine with a 14 key buy

[7:41:30 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: But try to haggle ofc

[7:42:35 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: ofc

[7:42:36 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: Haggling got to 14

[7:42:54 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: I thought P Fetti mullet was that price already

[7:42:59 PM] Pilltacular.box LFP NAHL-I Engy: Regardless of pfetti's rise

[7:43:14 PM] [CTS Sergeant] Rhys13th: P. Fetti's gooooooood

[✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔]

Auroz: oh hey*

Auroz: do you have some duels to sell ?

✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔S>KEYS £££: sorry just sold them

Auroz: fuck that

Auroz: I have 1000 wins in 5 duels

✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔S>KEYS £££: ?

Auroz: the platinum badge

✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔S>KEYS £££: and I care?

Auroz: I have 995 duels won

✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔S>KEYS £££: sorry but dont say fuck to me

Auroz: Ok, fuck you then

Auroz: you aren't polite

✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔S>KEYS £££: ?

Auroz is now Offline.

[Triforce of Charmanders]

Solar: Can I gib yu mai acpuck 4f ur scoot suet?

Triforce Of Courage: english faggot.

Solar: Can I trade you my backpack for oyur scout set

Solar: better?

Triforce Of Courage: no way in hell. my scout set is sexy as fuck.

Solar: nginx

Triforce Of Courage: u can noy haz

Triforce Of Courage: ur bp is not worth 9.5 buds.

Solar: kay, its 9.4 c:

Triforce Of Courage: ok, ill sell it to you, just post in this thread ---> http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp

Solar: Ok

Solar: HAHA

Triforce Of Courage: GET MAD SON, GET MAD

Triforce Of Courage: I AM RICK ROLL GOD!

[@@@@@@]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Friday, May 17, 2013

6:03 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: ?

6:03 PM - Captain Furret: Hey

6:03 PM - Captain Furret: I was wondering if you could offer on my Unusual?

6:03 PM - You have accepted the trade request from Captain Furret.

6:03 PM - Captain Furret: In like, stranges, vintages, etc.

6:05 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: why do you want me to offer

6:05 PM - Captain Furret: Becuase

6:05 PM - Captain Furret: I need stranges and hats, and you seem to have a lot of items to offer.

6:05 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: that;s my offer

6:05 PM - Captain Furret: lol

6:05 PM - Captain Furret: are you kidding me?

6:06 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: do I look like I'm kidding you, private?

6:06 PM - Captain Furret: no, I would like a serious offer.

6:06 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: 15 keys

6:06 PM - Captain Furret: LOL

6:06 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: a bud

6:06 PM - Captain Furret: a bud and 9 keys.

6:06 PM - Captain Furret: in items for the keys, please

6:06 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: ew no

6:07 PM - Captain Furret: ew yes.

6:07 PM - Captain Furret: its the price, just from experience.

6:07 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: ill pay bo for a good hat, but steaming? no

6:07 PM - Captain Furret: LOL

6:07 PM - Captain Furret: This is how you make profit eh?

6:07 PM - Captain Furret: By lowballing items to the max?

6:07 PM - Captain Furret: lol

6:08 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: $2k bp didn't come from sitting around and paying bo

6:08 PM - Captain Furret: I don't care what your backpacks value is.

6:08 PM - Captain Furret: I really don't give one fuck.

6:08 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: nice

6:09 PM - Captain Furret: You werent even close to the lowest I could go.

6:09 PM - Captain Furret: Which is around 1.3 buds.

6:09 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: its a virtual hat

6:09 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: chill

6:09 PM - Captain Furret: lol

6:09 PM - Captain Furret: says the one with the 2k backpack.

6:09 PM - Captain Furret: no life XD

6:09 PM - Captain Furret is now Offline.

6:09 PM - Captain Furret is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

6:09 PM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: wtf

[Liddojunior]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Friday, May 17, 2013

7:46 PM - Liddojunior: hey

7:46 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Hi. I want sell you ~60 TF2 cards. But let me ask first. Why do you keep so many scammers in your friendlist?

7:47 PM - Liddojunior: i get added by people and delete them about every other week

7:47 PM - Liddojunior: i dont check lol

7:47 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Valve can trade ban you for trading with scammers

7:48 PM - Liddojunior: they only trade ban if you bought something hijacked i check for that

7:48 PM - =EGC= Phokz: How you check for that if you can't even check person who added you?

7:48 PM - Liddojunior: i check high value items

7:48 PM - Liddojunior: not people with cheap stuff

7:49 PM - Liddojunior: once markeed oyu are marked for a long time so some people ae no longer scamers or trading scammed items but are still marked

7:49 PM - Liddojunior: and i dont need to explain the random people i dont even know lol

7:49 PM - =EGC= Phokz: I hope you get these keys not from scammers?

7:50 PM - Liddojunior: Well i dont care since i wont get trade ban because they passed through a scammer. That doesnt happen. Only if it looks like you were a part of the hijacking.

7:51 PM - Liddojunior: Anyways are the cards only tf2 cards?

7:51 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Yes

7:52 PM - Liddojunior: i dont need that many tf2 only cards so ill just buy a couple

7:53 PM - Liddojunior: so ill buy one scout sniper soldier engi & pyro

7:53 PM - =EGC= Phokz did not respond to the trade request.

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Sorry. I changed my mind to trade with you. 9 scammers in yourfriendlist is too meny

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: many

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: I don't want get banned

7:54 PM - Liddojunior: lol your the funnest

7:54 PM - Liddojunior: okay

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Sorry for bothering

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

 

-snip-

O god....

[Triforce of Charmanders]

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Friday, May 17, 2013

7:46 PM - Liddojunior: hey

7:46 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Hi. I want sell you ~60 TF2 cards. But let me ask first. Why do you keep so many scammers in your friendlist?

7:47 PM - Liddojunior: i get added by people and delete them about every other week

7:47 PM - Liddojunior: i dont check lol

7:47 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Valve can trade ban you for trading with scammers

7:48 PM - Liddojunior: they only trade ban if you bought something hijacked i check for that

7:48 PM - =EGC= Phokz: How you check for that if you can't even check person who added you?

7:48 PM - Liddojunior: i check high value items

7:48 PM - Liddojunior: not people with cheap stuff

7:49 PM - Liddojunior: once markeed oyu are marked for a long time so some people ae no longer scamers or trading scammed items but are still marked

7:49 PM - Liddojunior: and i dont need to explain the random people i dont even know lol

7:49 PM - =EGC= Phokz: I hope you get these keys not from scammers?

7:50 PM - Liddojunior: Well i dont care since i wont get trade ban because they passed through a scammer. That doesnt happen. Only if it looks like you were a part of the hijacking.

7:51 PM - Liddojunior: Anyways are the cards only tf2 cards?

7:51 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Yes

7:52 PM - Liddojunior: i dont need that many tf2 only cards so ill just buy a couple

7:53 PM - Liddojunior: so ill buy one scout sniper soldier engi & pyro

7:53 PM - =EGC= Phokz did not respond to the trade request.

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Sorry. I changed my mind to trade with you. 9 scammers in yourfriendlist is too meny

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: many

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: I don't want get banned

7:54 PM - Liddojunior: lol your the funnest

7:54 PM - Liddojunior: okay

7:54 PM - =EGC= Phokz: Sorry for bothering

I want my Tc back, 9 scammers is to many man. /sarcasm 

[@@@@@@]

Never tell your password to anyone.
12:25 AM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: hi
12:25 AM - nT' REAAL♪: HI
12:25 AM - nT' REAAL♪: IM LOOKING
12:26 AM - nT' REAAL♪: FOR UPGRADE?
12:26 AM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: yeah i have 2
12:28 AM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: hello?
12:29 AM - nT' REAAL♪: hi
12:29 AM - nT' REAAL♪: how much?
12:29 AM - [GURL GAMER] andy_: 2 keys + 2 ref as listed
12:29 AM - nT' REAAL♪: ok
12:29 AM - nT' REAAL♪: wait asec
12:30 AM - nT' REAAL♪ is now Offline.
 

[smokedem]

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10845343

 

He's polite

[Triforce of Charmanders]

Customiz3r: are u kidding

Triforce Of Courage: yup

Customiz3r: thats even worst

Customiz3r: bye

Triforce Of Courage: *worse.

Triforce Of Courage: but still not as bad as your spelling

Customiz3r is now Offline.

[Woifi The Viking]

http://gyazo.com/d375567958ba5a9c8e5586295e6dab71.png

Can't help, but that one was cute. :3