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[Qusk]

Guy randomly adds me

[smokedem]

Guy randomly adds me

What a piece of piss

[Triforce of Charmanders]

This is the trade in question http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/11006190

 

 

You added Reclaimed Metal 17:16:35

You added Reclaimed Metal 17:16:37

BlackMirror added Vintage Huntsman 17:16:39

Triforce Of Courage: you got change? 17:16:44

BlackMirror: ?? your trade said 1 ref and a gun 17:17:00

Triforce Of Courage: 1 scrap + random wep change 17:17:08

BlackMirror: are you srs?
17:17:26

Triforce Of Courage: my trade said .44 and random weapon. read the notes. 17:17:27

BlackMirror: put that in the picture 17:17:38

Triforce Of Courage: i didnt have that at the time. 17:17:47

BlackMirror: ye u just updated it .. have a good day 17:17:49

Triforce Of Courage: thats why you read the notes 1

[Offline]

[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: Hello Offline. Welcome to the scrap.tf bot! Please wait while I load the inventories. 17:23:23
[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: Success. Please put up your craft hats. I can buy 0 hats currently. 17:23:25
You added Sultan's Ceremonial 17:23:27
[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: There were errors in your trade: 17:23:30
[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: I cannot afford to buy this many hats. 17:23:30

 

 

 

 

why

[RuffRyders]

[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: Hello Offline. Welcome to the scrap.tf bot! Please wait while I load the inventories. 17:23:23

[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: Success. Please put up your craft hats. I can buy 0 hats currently. 17:23:25

You added Sultan's Ceremonial 17:23:27

[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: There were errors in your trade: 17:23:30

[scrap.tf] Scrapunny: I cannot afford to buy this many hats. 17:23:30

 

 

 

 

why

 

"I can buy 0 hats currently"

 

You should have stopped there

[Offline]

"I can buy 0 hats currently"

 

You should have stopped there

 

 

I can't read obviously. 8(

 

And this happened just right now:

 

[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: Hello Offline. Welcome to the scrap.tf bot! Please wait while I load the inventories. 19:08:10

[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: Success. Please put up your craft hats. I can buy 0 hats currently. 19:08:12

You added Sultan's Ceremonial 19:08:26

[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: There were errors in your trade: 19:08:30

[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: I cannot afford to buy this many hats. 19:08:30

 

 

 

i'm gonna cry

[Punishment_Fatal]

Never tell your password to anyone.

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: Hello.

Inception Taco: hey

Inception Taco: you got emoticons?

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: I'm just taking offers on them.

Inception Taco: which ones you got

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal:  http://steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/jarate and :medicon;

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: * http://steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/medicon

Inception Taco: I have jarate aready

Inception Taco: how bout

Inception Taco: mediC?

Inception Taco: how much

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: I'm just taking offers on it.

Inception Taco: 2 rec?

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: No thanks.

Inception Taco: lol

Inception Taco: Im so tired of this

Inception Taco: you haev a price in mind

Inception Taco: every trader does

Inception Taco: but they all demand an offer and wont say

Inception Taco: and I have to low ball then otehrwise it'll end up being ak ey

Inception Taco: so tell me

Inception Taco: what do you want for it

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: No, not really. I'm fairly fond of it and I'm just looking at what offers I would get on it.

Inception Taco: so you may not even sell it in teh end

Inception Taco: jeez

Inception Taco: I dont care for the medic enuff to dance around and keep bidding out someother gy

Inception Taco is now Offline.

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: Okay, goodbye then.

 

I can't read obviously. 8(

 

And this happened just right now:

 

[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: Hello Offline. Welcome to the scrap.tf bot! Please wait while I load the inventories. 19:08:10
[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: Success. Please put up your craft hats. I can buy 0 hats currently. 19:08:12
You added Sultan's Ceremonial 19:08:26
[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: There were errors in your trade: 19:08:30
[scrap.tf] Scrappiversity Alum: I cannot afford to buy this many hats. 19:08:30

 

 

 

i'm gonna cry

Jessecar said that he isn't adding any more metal to the bots unless people buy hats from them.

[MC22]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Merrycatch22: hi
Merrycatch22: afk
$eXy-KuRdBoY: helo
Merrycatch22: hi
$eXy-KuRdBoY: i forget pls show outpost
You have accepted the trade request from $eXy-KuRdBoY.
Merrycatch22: so
Merrycatch22: what was it that you wanted?
Merrycatch22: hello?
$eXy-KuRdBoY: ur sapper\
Merrycatch22: oh.
$eXy-KuRdBoY: i have bonesaw
Merrycatch22: k
Merrycatch22: which sapper would you like?
$eXy-KuRdBoY: 3
$eXy-KuRdBoY: i have this is ok too?
Merrycatch22: no.
Merrycatch22: very unokay.
$eXy-KuRdBoY: is better
Merrycatch22: I.
Merrycatch22: dont.
Merrycatch22: care.
Merrycatch22: I want a bonesaw.
$eXy-KuRdBoY: ok fuck you
$eXy-KuRdBoY is now Offline.
 

 

really? an amputator?

[@@@@@@]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

10:38 PM - andy_: hi

10:38 PM - Spozy: Hey, sorry for the add.

10:39 PM - Spozy: I was just wondering,

10:39 PM - Spozy: How do you suggest a new price on bp.tf

10:39 PM - Spozy: You can delete me if you do want to.

10:39 PM - andy_: delete system32

10:39 PM - andy_: I promise

10:39 PM - andy_: it works

10:39 PM - Spozy: XD

10:39 PM - Spozy: I am just asking.

10:39 PM - Spozy: It is not coming up

10:39 PM - Spozy: On the dropdown bar

[Liddojunior]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

10:38 PM - andy_: hi

10:38 PM - Spozy: Hey, sorry for the add.

10:39 PM - Spozy: I was just wondering,

10:39 PM - Spozy: How do you suggest a new price on bp.tf

10:39 PM - Spozy: You can delete me if you do want to.

10:39 PM - andy_: delete system32

10:39 PM - andy_: I promise

10:39 PM - andy_: it works

10:39 PM - Spozy: XD

10:39 PM - Spozy: I am just asking.

10:39 PM - Spozy: It is not coming up

10:39 PM - Spozy: On the dropdown bar

I remember asking you that haha

[Hugh Jazz]

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

Never tell your password to anyone.

10:08 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: hey

10:08 AM - patr: hey

10:09 AM - patr: look dude are you sells tf2 keys?

10:09 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: yea

10:09 AM - patr: but i want for refs?

10:11 AM - patr: so?

10:13 AM - patr: so?

10:13 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: So what...

10:13 AM - patr: so 1key = ? Ref

10:13 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: Exactly what my trade says

10:14 AM - patr: how much refs = 1key?

10:14 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: Ok, EXACTLYwhat my trade says

10:14 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: stop wasting my fucking itme

10:14 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: sick of dealing with fucking retards who cant read

10:14 AM - You have accepted the trade request from patr.

10:16 AM - patr: 11keys

10:16 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: no

10:16 AM - patr: waht no

10:16 AM - patr: 57ref~ 56

10:16 AM - patr is now Offline.

10:16 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: 56 Ref/11=5.11 Ref

10:16 AM - patr is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

10:16 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: Fucking dumbfuck

10:16 AM - patr: so

10:17 AM - patr: how much you think?

10:17 AM - patr: 10keys?

10:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: EXACTLY what my trade says..

10:17 AM - patr: WHAT?

10:17 AM - patr: i dont understand you fcking english

10:17 AM - patr: noob

10:17 AM - patr: you

10:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: ok./

10:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: READ THE FUCKING NOTES..

10:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: They are there for a reason

10:17 AM - Awesome McCoolName [Cashing Out]: Fucking retard...

10:17 AM - patr: buye

10:17 AM - patr: fcking faggot

[@@@@@@]

 

snip 

 

 

& you're telling me to cool it 

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

& you're telling me to cool it 

Haha, yea....i've really lost all my patience for dealing with stupid.

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

You added ''Follow Me, I'll Introduce My Turret!'' 12:47:48

Lilleulv <Troll Patrol>: how much 12:47:49

Lilleulv <Troll Patrol>: for the other wrench 12:47:56

Djd: Exactly what my trade says 12:47:57

Lilleulv <Troll Patrol>: ok BYE
12:48:11

[mattje]

[MC22]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Wyattkins: Hello, What would you like?
Merrycatch22: I am not buying anythin
Merrycatch22: anything*
Merrycatch22: http://steamrep.com/search?q=http%3A%2F%2Fsteamcommunity.com%2Fprofiles%2F76561198085358436
Wyattkins: Oj
Wyattkins: ok
Wyattkins: Uhh
Wyattkins: I know, I saw that
Merrycatch22: yeah
Merrycatch22: I say you can report him again
Wyattkins: It's just the temptation of the perhaps-real 500 dollars
Wyattkins: Oh
Wyattkins: How would I do that?
Merrycatch22: http://forums.steamrep.com/forums/report/
Merrycatch22: Good that you did not trade your hat away.
Wyattkins: Thanks for the help!
Wyattkins: It's greatly appreciated.
Wyattkins: I'm new to the "Big boy" unusual trading. I'm used to just trading with weapons and hats
Merrycatch22: which is why
Merrycatch22: people target you.
Wyattkins: Ah
Merrycatch22: I'd say keep it in tf2 for now.
Wyattkins: Alright
Wyattkins: I'm not really planning to sell this, I was told to see what the offers were, though
Wyattkins: There's no listed price for it, so I made a trade out outpost
Merrycatch22: and currently your offers are pretty bad.
Wyattkins: They are?
Wyattkins: Someone offered me 6 buds
Merrycatch22: I mean
Merrycatch22: on your OP trade.
Wyattkins: Oh, yes
Merrycatch22: I'd say ask for an estimate from the other guys on the bp.tf forums.
Merrycatch22: they know more than me for stuff like this.
Wyattkins: Alright
Wyattkins: Where would I post this thread, or would I PM someone?
Merrycatch22: I dunno
Merrycatch22: I'm not a mod
Wyattkins: Ok
 

^just glad he did not get scammed

[Qusk]

[MC22]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Skeleton Jelly is now Offline.
Merrycatch22: hi'
 

 

I couldn't even say hi.

[Santa Heavy]

I hate cleverpun. she bad: fag
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: wat
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: gaf
I hate cleverpun. she bad: you;re such a faggt
I hate cleverpun. she bad: do you even blaze it
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I don't understand
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Mr. Bucket.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Please refrain from anally raping me.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: kthx
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: .-p.
I hate cleverpun. she bad: fag
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: lol bucket
I hate cleverpun. she bad: go suck my dick
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Present it
I hate cleverpun. she bad: 8-----D
â™” Santa Heavy â™”:
I hate cleverpun. she bad: 8------D~~~ O:
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: mmmm yesssss..
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: So should i post this under best steam conversations?
I hate cleverpun. she bad: YOUR MOM HATE YOU
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Ill take that as a yes.

 

More to *cum* on this breaking story.
This wasn't bucket.... Apparently it was long. *kills self*

[(G-S.N) Samson_]

I hate cleverpun. she bad: fag

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: wat

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: gaf

I hate cleverpun. she bad: you;re such a faggt

I hate cleverpun. she bad: do you even blaze it

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I don't understand

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Mr. Bucket.

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Please refrain from anally raping me.

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: kthx

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: .-p.

I hate cleverpun. she bad: fag

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: lol bucket

I hate cleverpun. she bad: go suck my dick

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Present it

I hate cleverpun. she bad: 8-----D

â™” Santa Heavy â™”:

I hate cleverpun. she bad: 8------D~~~ O:

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: mmmm yesssss..

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: So should i post this under best steam conversations?

I hate cleverpun. she bad: YOUR MOM HATE YOU

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Ill take that as a yes.

 

More to *cum* on this breaking story.

This wasn't bucket.... Apparently it was long. *kills self*

 

I guess you could say it was quite "Long"

[MC22]

 

Talkception. Ohwait

[Santa Heavy]

wut.gif

Talkception. Ohwait

Wait what?! That's not me?

[@@@@@@]

Never tell your password to anyone.

7:54 AM - LEL: hi

7:54 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: hey hello

7:55 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: think selling dead cone unusua ?

7:55 AM - LEL: mine?

7:55 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: yup

7:55 AM - LEL: can you explain where it says I'm selling it?

7:55 AM - LEL: i'm confused

7:56 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: i found you

7:56 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: from

7:56 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: unusual hat search

7:56 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: do you still got it?

7:56 AM - LEL: yeah, but where does it say I'm selling it?

7:56 AM - LEL: i really don't understand

7:56 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: wait a sec

7:56 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: send u a link

7:56 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: http://www.unusual-hat-search.com/

7:57 AM - LEL: where does it say I'm selling it?

7:57 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: search from here to find yourself

7:57 AM - LEL: where does it say I'm selling it?

7:57 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: you put it on this website

7:57 AM - LEL: are you retarded?

7:57 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: that means you think selling

7:57 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: so why you put there to show ?

7:57 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢:

7:57 AM - LEL: where does it say I'm selling it?

7:57 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: youre the retarded one

7:58 AM - LEL: LOL

7:58 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: if u dont think selling why you putting on that site

7:58 AM - LEL: it automatically tracks hats

7:58 AM - LEL: are you stupid

7:58 AM - LEL: ?

7:58 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: no it wont

7:58 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: its simple man

7:58 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: selling or not ?

7:58 AM - LEL: then why are there 60,000 hats on there

7:58 AM - LEL: where does it say I'm selling it?

7:58 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: SELLING OR NOT ?

7:58 AM - LEL: where does it say I'm selling it?

7:58 AM - ☢TuRquality the Second☢: hahaha youre funny

[∞Ramses]

 

Well, not really a "conversation".

He/she added me, btw.