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[MC22]

Forgot to record it but Merrycatch and I both tried to snipe a deal off of trade.tf and entered a bidding war together. Luls were had.

Ya

Seller: SELLING AT 1.66

pil and I add at same time

Seller: two adds, got any sweets?

Me: 1.77

Seller invited you to a private chat

me: Pil

Pil:FAK U MERRY

Pil:1.77 and a crate

me: 1.77 and a wep

InncocentBystander has joined the chat

InncocentBystander: 2 ref

Pil: 2 ref and a crate

me: 2 ref and a wep

Anothertrade.tfsniper has joined the chat

Anothertrade.tfsniper:no

Anothertrade.tfsniper has left

Pil:Secrete Mon Trophy Belt

Pil:jk

InnocentBystander:3 ref

Pil has left

Me has left

 

^ is about it in a shellnut.

[smokedem]

It was secret moon D:

 

and I threw the 3 ref offer, he beat it, and we scrammed

 

but yeah basically

[∞Ramses]

 

What.

[@@@@@@]

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: YES!

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: MY FIRST UNUSUAL EVER!

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: THANK YOU!

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: ))))

8:19 AM - andy>: that's like the 6th nnb hard counter i've owned

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: well

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: i never owned an unusual ever

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: so i tried to find the cheapest one

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: umg i so excited

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: ty

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: XD

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: XDDDD

[smokedem]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: How can I help you?

Tyyy♦95: I have a cape for ya

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: Oh... I just got sold one :x

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: This is why I want people to post on my trades :L

Tyyy♦95: the scotland one?

Tyyy♦95: oh damn

Tyyy♦95: lol

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: Yeah, sorry.

Tyyy♦95: its alright, no worries

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: Hope you find a buyer soon, though.

Tyyy♦95: thanks.

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: Have a good one.

Tyyy♦95: you too

Tyyy♦95:

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: Lolwut?

Tyyy♦95: LOL

Tyyy♦95: oops

Tyyy♦95: wrong chat

Pilltacular.box LF NAHL-I Demo: xD

Tyyy♦95: my bad

[MC22]

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: YES!

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: MY FIRST UNUSUAL EVER!

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: THANK YOU!

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: ))))

8:19 AM - andy>: that's like the 6th nnb hard counter i've owned

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: well

8:19 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: i never owned an unusual ever

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: so i tried to find the cheapest one

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: umg i so excited

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: ty

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: XD

8:20 AM - Gamepicâ„¢: XDDDD

at how much sold? 13? 14?

[puddingkip]

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10776574#/37505070

this. right here. Sorry again michael puddington, I actually like you, but this is waayyy tooo funny (also our names are similar, so it looked more realistic)

[Triforce of Charmanders]

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Triforce Of Courage: hi.

Triforce Of Courage: how can i help you?

Sebrex13: oh i got what i wanted sorry

Triforce Of Courage: may i ask what it was?

Sebrex13: it was a vintage huntsmen

Triforce Of Courage: but im buying Vintage huntsmen, not selling them.

Sebrex13 is now Offline.

 

 

WHY IS THIS CONCEPT SO HARD TO GRASP?

 

ITEMS BEING SOLD ON THE LEFT

 

WANTED ITEMS ON THE RIGHT

 

ITS NOT THAT HARD!

 

ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MC22]

What happens when you take someone's trade literally.

[LIGHƬΔΓΓΘШЅ.exe]

 

... Whut?

[RuffRyders]

 

... Whut?

 

Did you sell something overpriced and was he desperate?

[Mr. Bucket]

Never tell your password to anyone.

2:19 PM - Mr. Bucket: hey

2:19 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: hi

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I wanted your stuff

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I for got what it was... Paint

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: i think

2:20 PM - Mr. Bucket: oh ok

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: White

2:20 PM - Mr. Bucket: alright

2:21 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: gimme a sec

2:25 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Hey

2:25 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Bucket

2:25 PM - Mr. Bucket: yea

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Can i work out a deal

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I dont have keys

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I have a wep thats worth 2 keys though

2:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: for what

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: the paint

2:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: which one

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: White

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: or black

2:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: which weapon

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: the Festive spy wep

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Knife

2:27 PM - Mr. Bucket: nah

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Idk

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: trade me real quick

2:27 PM - Mr. Bucket: im in a trade

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: After

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: ?

2:27 PM - Mr. Bucket: ok

2:29 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: i have hats

2:29 PM - Mr. Bucket: you'd need to overpay

2:29 PM - Mr. Bucket: unless you have keys

2:30 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: okay i guess

2:30 PM - You have accepted the trade request from TheScout:DMaster_.

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: That was alot

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I was pc them all ... it was over 2 keys

2:35 PM - Mr. Bucket: eh

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: So

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: ..

2:35 PM - Mr. Bucket: im still looking for 2 keys+2 refined in pure

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: i would need a bigger overpay

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: sorry

2:36 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Thats so overpay

2:36 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: your sharking like hell

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: i wish people knew what sharking ment

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: meant

2:36 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: it means what people are overpaying for something

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: lol

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: no

2:37 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Lol yes

2:37 PM - Mr. Bucket: cool

2:37 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: that was overpaying

2:38 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: one of the hats was 2.33

2:38 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: and the rest was all atleast 1 ref

2:38 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Each

2:38 PM - Mr. Bucket: k

2:39 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: i was at 1 key with 4 items

2:39 PM - TheScout:DMaster_:

2:39 PM - Mr. Bucket: k

2:39 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: dragon borns 1.65

2:40 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: you shark like hell, just delete please

2:40 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Faggot

2:40 PM - Mr. Bucket: why dont you delete me if you want me deleted

2:40 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: nahhhh

2:41 PM - Mr. Bucket: k

[Rhys13th]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Jack Cruise NUB]

Never tell your password to anyone.

2:19 PM - Mr. Bucket: hey

2:19 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: hi

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I wanted your stuff

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I for got what it was... Paint

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: i think

2:20 PM - Mr. Bucket: oh ok

2:20 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: White

2:20 PM - Mr. Bucket: alright

2:21 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: gimme a sec

2:25 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Hey

2:25 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Bucket

2:25 PM - Mr. Bucket: yea

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Can i work out a deal

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I dont have keys

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I have a wep thats worth 2 keys though

2:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: for what

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: the paint

2:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: which one

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: White

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: or black

2:26 PM - Mr. Bucket: which weapon

2:26 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: the Festive spy wep

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Knife

2:27 PM - Mr. Bucket: nah

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Idk

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: trade me real quick

2:27 PM - Mr. Bucket: im in a trade

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: After

2:27 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: ?

2:27 PM - Mr. Bucket: ok

2:29 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: i have hats

2:29 PM - Mr. Bucket: you'd need to overpay

2:29 PM - Mr. Bucket: unless you have keys

2:30 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: okay i guess

2:30 PM - You have accepted the trade request from TheScout:DMaster_.

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: That was alot

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: I was pc them all ... it was over 2 keys

2:35 PM - Mr. Bucket: eh

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: So

2:35 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: ..

2:35 PM - Mr. Bucket: im still looking for 2 keys+2 refined in pure

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: i would need a bigger overpay

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: sorry

2:36 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Thats so overpay

2:36 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: your sharking like hell

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: i wish people knew what sharking ment

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: meant

2:36 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: it means what people are overpaying for something

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: lol

2:36 PM - Mr. Bucket: no

2:37 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Lol yes

2:37 PM - Mr. Bucket: cool

2:37 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: that was overpaying

2:38 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: one of the hats was 2.33

2:38 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: and the rest was all atleast 1 ref

2:38 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Each

2:38 PM - Mr. Bucket: k

2:39 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: i was at 1 key with 4 items

2:39 PM - TheScout:DMaster_:

2:39 PM - Mr. Bucket: k

2:39 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: dragon borns 1.65

2:40 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: you shark like hell, just delete please

2:40 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: Faggot

2:40 PM - Mr. Bucket: why dont you delete me if you want me deleted

2:40 PM - TheScout:DMaster_: nahhhh

2:41 PM - Mr. Bucket: k

Mr. Linley 8/ bet axannur ecey

[LIGHƬΔΓΓΘШЅ.exe]

Did you sell something overpriced and was he desperate?

Nope, he paid less... :l Some traders...

[Punishment_Fatal]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Winter Wrapped Bunny: Hey, can I make an offer on your fillamental?

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: Sure, what is it?

Winter Wrapped Bunny: Level 99 winter wonderland wrap + craft ht + 1.33

Winter Wrapped Bunny: hat*

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: No thanks. I'm not fond of special levels.

Winter Wrapped Bunny: Would you 1:1 it with the heavy helmet with the burners ontop then?

Winter Wrapped Bunny: bunsen something

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: No thanks. I favor the Filamental over the Bunsen Brave.

Winter Wrapped Bunny: what if I threw in the craft hat or 1.33?

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: No thanks.

Winter Wrapped Bunny: fucking hell you traders are either stubborn, stupid, or both. You can buy another one for that price and get money left over. But whatever.

Winter Wrapped Bunny is now Offline.

 

Well, that escalated quickly. Also, I don't see how a 4-5 ref hat + 1.33 = 2 keys...

[MC22]

this thread is the best. Just watch idiots rage because they can't lowball people through steam chat

[LIGHƬΔΓΓΘШЅ.exe]

After winning Shibby's price...

 

 

 

lolwhut?

[Santa Heavy]

Quidmaster: ay was goodie
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: who are you
Quidmaster: the person you owe shit to
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Are you tony from da sharkz
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: look gimme a little more time to gather the chedda
Quidmaster: im here from da boss. you either pay up now or you gonna be as useful as a tv dinna

 

loan sharks doe.

 

Story behind this:

 

Quidmaster is one of my best friends from school. One day I didn't have enough money for lunch so I made him a deal. He could have some stuff in my bp if he bought my lunch for $4.50 that day. (Reg lunch, water, ice cream cookie sandvich.) We both like tf2 a lot so he thought it would be cool. He's getting 1 key 2 Refined and a Rusty Reaper.

 

Moral: Have money for lunch or starve.
 

[smokedem]

Quidmaster: ay was goodie

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: who are you

Quidmaster: the person you owe shit to

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Are you tony from da sharkz

â™” Santa Heavy â™”: look gimme a little more time to gather the chedda

Quidmaster: im here from da boss. you either pay up now or you gonna be as useful as a tv dinna

 

loan sharks doe.

 

Story behind this:

 

Quidmaster is one of my best friends from school. One day I didn't have enough money for lunch so I made him a deal. He could have some stuff in my bp if he bought my lunch for $4.50 that day. (Reg lunch, water, ice cream cookie sandvich.) We both like tf2 a lot so he thought it would be cool. He's getting 1 key 2 Refined and a Rusty Reaper.

 

Moral: Have money for lunch or starve.

 

My friends all owe me cash or keys for random shit

 

Best part is the conversion rate makes it so I'm basically selling those keys at about $3.30 and buying those keys at $1.50.

[MC22]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Merrycatch22: hi
[bBG] seantheninja is now Offline.
 

[RuffRyders]

[25-5-13 16:23:55] [sB]SlenderCat ._.: hello i am buying strange syringe gun for 2 refined
[25-5-13 16:23:56] [steamRep] This user has no special reputation. Remember to always be cautious when trading.
[25-5-13 16:24:02] You have sent [sB]SlenderCat ._. a trade request.
[25-5-13 16:24:08] [sB]SlenderCat ._. has accepted your trade request.
[25-5-13 16:24:39] The trade session has closed.
[25-5-13 16:24:40] Trade completed successfully with [sB]SlenderCat ._.!
[25-5-13 16:24:45] [sB]SlenderCat ._.: not gonna say thank you because no-one else is selling these you overpaying cunt!

 

 

He is insulting himself?

[@@@@@@]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Merrycatch22: hi

[bBG] seantheninja is now Offline.

 

 

Those are the best of course 

[MC22]

[25-5-13 16:23:55] [sB]SlenderCat ._.: hello i am buying strange syringe gun for 2 refined[25-5-13 16:23:56] [steamRep] This user has no special reputation. Remember to always be cautious when trading.[25-5-13 16:24:02] You have sent [sB]SlenderCat ._. a trade request.[25-5-13 16:24:08] [sB]SlenderCat ._. has accepted your trade request.[25-5-13 16:24:39] The trade session has closed.[25-5-13 16:24:40] Trade completed successfully with [sB]SlenderCat ._.![25-5-13 16:24:45] [sB]SlenderCat ._.: not gonna say thank you because no-one else is selling these you overpaying cunt!  He is insulting himself?

Yes. He is overpaying. He must be.

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

the trade: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/10755034

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

3:33 PM - Djd: hey

3:33 PM - Mr.Patrixt: hi

3:33 PM - Mr.Patrixt: i have the bonedolier

3:33 PM - Mr.Patrixt: for 1.33

3:33 PM - Mr.Patrixt has accepted your request to trade.

*puts up uncraftable bonedolier*

3:34 PM - Djd: necause reading is fucking hard

3:34 PM - Djd: because*

3:34 PM - Mr.Patrixt: ...

3:34 PM - Mr.Patrixt: is 1.33

3:35 PM - Djd: ok, try reading retard....notes exist to be read, not ignored

3:35 PM - Mr.Patrixt: fuck you

3:35 PM - Mr.Patrixt is now Offline.

3:35 PM - Mr.Patrixt is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

3:35 PM - Djd: someones butthurt