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My profile says that my location is in Afghanistan and when people add me from out post for trades and stuff they are like "Oh, cool, are you from afghanistan?" and I'm just like "yea" and tell them a

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Don't have a screenshot of it, but it was great (in summation): Him: I'd like to buy 5 Earbuds with Cash Me: $180 USD sent as gift and you pay any fees which may occur for 5 Buds. Him: Ok Him:

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Merrycatch22: hi
EricDoubleYou: hi can i offer on ur sf nhuntsman?
EricDoubleYou: hunts*
Merrycatch22: ok
EricDoubleYou: wait one sec
EricDoubleYou: would you do a s.huntsman with Doms, Posts, and long distances+s.shotty for it
Merrycatch22: nope
EricDoubleYou: what if i subsitute the s.shotty with apsap
Merrycatch22: hmmm
Merrycatch22: which type?
EricDoubleYou: uncraft, iif it was genuine that wud be too much
Merrycatch22: nah
Merrycatch22: not doing that
EricDoubleYou: how much would i have to add
EricDoubleYou: because what i offered is basicly the same price as the sf hunts
Merrycatch22: because overpay does not exist amirite?
EricDoubleYou: yea i know my bad
EricDoubleYou: what if i add a fez
EricDoubleYou: hm/
Merrycatch22: hmm
Merrycatch22: approx can be QSed at 8 pure
EricDoubleYou: what
Merrycatch22: 8 keys pure
Merrycatch22: hunts+ap sap+fez
Merrycatch22: can be QSed at 8
EricDoubleYou: apsap is 3 keys
Merrycatch22: lol
EricDoubleYou: hunts also has all those parts on it
Merrycatch22: because that is so possible now.
Merrycatch22: if that is so easyt
Merrycatch22: go sell the stuf
Merrycatch22: and come back with pure.
Merrycatch22: trust me
Merrycatch22: it is not.
EricDoubleYou: my final offer is the hunts s.shotty and apsap
Merrycatch22: 5+1.5+2.5=9
Merrycatch22: eh
Merrycatch22: I will have to reject you.
EricDoubleYou: hunts isnt 5
Merrycatch22: QS
Merrycatch22: can you not read.
EricDoubleYou: hunts is 6 keys without the parts i have on
EricDoubleYou: why do u have to quicksell
Merrycatch22: Orly?
Merrycatch22: hunts is 6?
Merrycatch22: then sell it for 6
EricDoubleYou: lol no thanks dude
Merrycatch22: it is terribadly hard.
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Djd: hey

XxELITExXxDERPSxX is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

XxELITExXxDERPSxX: WANNA BUY A HIGH FIVE TAUNT

Djd: clean/dirty?

XxELITExXxDERPSxX: CLEAN

Djd: Ok, now explain why id want to buy it

XxELITExXxDERPSxX: SO HOW MUCH YOU OFFERING

Djd: Whatever my trade says

XxELITExXxDERPSxX: IDK WAT IT SAYS BUT HOW MUCH YOUR OFFERING

Djd: I'm offering whatever my trade says.

XxELITExXxDERPSxX: CAN YOU SEND ME A LINK TO YOUR TRADE

Djd: Tf2outpost.com/user/21188 A link to my trades, you can find it.

XxELITExXxDERPSxX: TO MUCH TRADES AND NOT IN THE MOOD TO LOK THROUGH ALL OF THEM SO HOW MUCH YOU OFFERING

Djd: Whatever my trade says.

XxELITExXxDERPSxX: IDK WAT IT SAYS

 

Hehehe love trolling Outpost retards. 

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MC22 Newbie

MC22

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Never tell your password to anyone.

Merrycatch22: hi

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: hello

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: do you have the steam pipe

Merrycatch22: yeps

-~Cr!msonHawk~- has accepted your request to trade.

Merrycatch22: is this 3.33 ref?

Merrycatch22: nope

Merrycatch22: it's a duck.

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ?

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: worth 3.33

Merrycatch22: lol

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ill add a scrap

Merrycatch22: you going to need more pverpay than a scrap

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: 2

Merrycatch22: lol

Merrycatch22: overpay is normally about 90% value

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ?

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: you want me to pay twice as much

Merrycatch22: my sources tell me the low end of a duck is 3 ref.

Merrycatch22: you will need to add 0.66 to make this worth my while

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: let me ask you this

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: does your dick reach your asshole

Merrycatch22: no

Merrycatch22: why?

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: lol

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: was going to say go f urself

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: but was jk

Merrycatch22: weird question to ask

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: .66 over is high

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: imo

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: i would do 2 scrap over

Merrycatch22: and I won't accept.

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ok

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: sorry

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: cya

Merrycatch22: have a nice day

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: u too

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: XD

-~Cr!msonHawk~- is now Offline.

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AwesomeMcCoolName Newbie

AwesomeMcCoolName

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Never tell your password to anyone.

Merrycatch22: hi

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: hello

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: do you have the steam pipe

Merrycatch22: yeps

-~Cr!msonHawk~- has accepted your request to trade.

Merrycatch22: is this 3.33 ref?

Merrycatch22: nope

Merrycatch22: it's a duck.

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ?

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: worth 3.33

Merrycatch22: lol

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ill add a scrap

Merrycatch22: you going to need more pverpay than a scrap

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: 2

Merrycatch22: lol

Merrycatch22: overpay is normally about 90% value

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ?

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: you want me to pay twice as much

Merrycatch22: my sources tell me the low end of a duck is 3 ref.

Merrycatch22: you will need to add 0.66 to make this worth my while

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: let me ask you this

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: does your dick reach your asshole

Merrycatch22: no

Merrycatch22: why?

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: lol

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: was going to say go f urself

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: but was jk

Merrycatch22: weird question to ask

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: .66 over is high

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: imo

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: i would do 2 scrap over

Merrycatch22: and I won't accept.

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: ok

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: sorry

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: cya

Merrycatch22: have a nice day

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: u too

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: XD

-~Cr!msonHawk~- is now Offline.

At least he was polite. 

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Lt. LoneWolf

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germanferari: hello

Lt. LoneWolf: hi :)

germanferari: are u boy or girl?

 

He.added.me.just.to.ask.me.this.Seriously?
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Sunday, May 19, 2013

12:00 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey

12:01 AM - Burnoutm1818: heeeey

12:01 AM - Burnoutm1818: ive got an offer for your high five taunt :D

12:01 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: clean or dirty?

12:01 AM - Burnoutm1818: i like it dirty :3

12:01 AM - Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: <_<

12:01 AM - Burnoutm1818: XD

12:01 AM - Burnoutm1818 has accepted your request to trade.
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MC22

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-~Cr!msonHawk~-: does your dick reach your asshole

Merrycatch22: no

Merrycatch22: why?

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: lol

-~Cr!msonHawk~-: was going to say go f urself

At least he was polite.
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Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, May 19, 2013
8:01 AM - andy_______: hi
8:01 AM - TaCtixX: hi
8:01 AM - TaCtixX: you sell v.luger ?
8:01 AM - andy_______: yeah
8:02 AM - TaCtixX: for EA's  PAINT black + fast learner paint black too
8:02 AM - TaCtixX: ?
8:02 AM - andy_______: overpay in items, no
8:02 AM - TaCtixX: it's overpay
8:03 AM - TaCtixX: 2.5 keys + 7.5 key = 10 key
8:03 AM - TaCtixX: it's overpay
8:03 AM - andy_______: EA and fast learners dropped, you miss that?
8:04 AM - TaCtixX: dropped ?
8:04 AM - andy_______: price drop
8:04 AM - TaCtixX: they are paint black
8:04 AM - TaCtixX: hue
8:04 AM - andy_______: paint value never sustains 100% when on an item
8:04 AM - TaCtixX: i kow !
8:04 AM - TaCtixX: know
8:05 AM - TaCtixX: look the price
8:05 AM - andy_______: i did.
8:05 AM - TaCtixX: so ?
8:06 AM - TaCtixX: ?
8:06 AM - andy_______: i already said it's not overpay
8:07 AM - TaCtixX is now Offline.
 

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killingprayer added The Boston Basher 14:32:32

You added The Boston Basher 14:32:37

You added The Boston Basher 14:32:38

You added Strange Boston Basher 14:32:38

You added Positively Inhumane Boston Basher 14:32:39

killingprayer added The Cleaner's Carbine 14:32:45

killingprayer removed The Boston Basher 14:32:47

You removed The Boston Basher 14:32:47

You removed The Boston Basher 14:32:48

You removed Strange Boston Basher 14:32:48

You removed Positively Inhumane Boston Basher 14:32:48

You added The Cleaner's Carbine 14:32:52

You added The Cleaner's Carbine 14:32:52

killingprayer added The Winger 14:33:08

killingprayer removed The Cleaner's Carbine 14:33:10

You removed The Cleaner's Carbine 14:33:11

You removed The Cleaner's Carbine 14:33:11

You added The Winger 14:33:14

You added The Winger 14:33:14

You added The Winger 14:33:15

killingprayer added The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:19

killingprayer removed The Winger 14:33:21

You removed The Winger 14:33:21

You removed The Winger 14:33:22

You removed The Winger 14:33:22

You added The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:28

You added The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:28

You added The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:29

killingprayer added The Sandman 14:33:33

killingprayer removed The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:34

You removed The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:34

You removed The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:35

You removed The Hitman's Heatmaker 14:33:35

You added The Sandman 14:33:38

You added The Sandman 14:33:38

You added The Sandman 14:33:38

You added Strange Sandman 14:33:39

You added Somewhat Threatening Sandman 14:33:39

killingprayer: FOR GET IT 14:34:0014:
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@@@@@@

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Never tell your password to anyone.

7:56 AM - heisenberg: hi

7:55 AM - andy: hi

7:56 AM - heisenberg: it has been very long time i last logged in that account

7:56 AM - heisenberg: i used to play tf2

7:56 AM - andy: ?

7:56 AM - heisenberg: now i wanna sell all my items for key

7:56 AM - heisenberg: can u calculate my items value ?

7:56 AM - heisenberg: i forgat everything


7:57 AM - heisenberg: really i heard

7:57 AM - heisenberg: name tag

7:57 AM - heisenberg: and that hat is good


7:57 AM - andy: gibus is untradable

7:57 AM - andy: i can give 1.33 ref for name tag

7:57 AM - heisenberg: oh

7:58 AM - heisenberg: im playing another game

7:58 AM - heisenberg: i just wanna sell items for key

7:58 AM - heisenberg: and sell key on market

7:58 AM - andy: your backpack is not worth a key

7:58 AM - heisenberg: ok

 

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On a trading server, selling some Robohats. I get a random trade invite from someone. This is the trade log:

 

 

"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: Hello. 14:23:56
pachu69533: hi 14:24:04
pachu69533: is see your ofert please 14:24:14
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: You want to see the Robohats I have for sale? 14:24:28
pachu69533: i can see? 14:24:42
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: Sure, I'll show them. 14:24:49
You added Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats 14:24:51
You added The Virus Doctor 14:24:53
You added Titanium Tyrolean 14:24:54
You added The Gridiron Guardian 14:24:54
You added The Data Mining Light 14:24:57
You added Practitioner's Processing Mask 14:25:00
You added The Rusty Reaper 14:25:03
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: These are the ones I have for sale. 14:25:24
pachu69533: no have miselanius? 14:25:27
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: The Medic mask and Pyro skull are a miscellaneous item. 14:25:49
pachu69533: the pyro 14:25:58
You removed Practitioner's Processing Mask 14:26:18
You removed The Data Mining Light 14:26:19
You removed Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats 14:26:20
You removed The Virus Doctor 14:26:21
You removed Titanium Tyrolean 14:26:21
You removed The Gridiron Guardian 14:26:22
pachu69533: what for this i dont have metal 14:26:34
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: What can you offer? 14:26:55
pachu69533 added Dueling Mini-Game 14:27:01
pachu69533 added Garlic Flank Stake 14:27:03
pachu69533 added Strange Homewrecker 14:27:05
pachu69533: is just 14:27:08
pachu69533: no? 14:27:30
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: I'm sorry, but I'm looking for a bit more then that. 14:27:31
pachu69533: wait 14:27:46
pachu69533 added The Phlogistinator 14:27:52
pachu69533 added The Huntsman 14:28:01
pachu69533: yes? 14:28:05
pachu69533 removed The Phlogistinator 14:28:07
pachu69533 added The Direct Hit 14:28:13
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: I'm sorry, but I'm looking for a lot more than a few weapons, a Halloween misc., and a tool.14:28:36
pachu69533: please no 14:28:47
pachu69533: the hat of fthe eninger? 14:29:00
"DJ Godot" Punishment_Fatal: I'm sorry, but none of the things in your backpack can buy one of my hats. 14:29:40
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ThatOtherChigga #Mack Newbie

ThatOtherChigga #Mack

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Didn't take a screenie, but:

 

♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: i was just interested in ur tf2 stuff
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: can i buy the hats?
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: all the hats
cry_me_a_river: i indeed have quit a colection
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: i like the paper hat, noh mercy, and the apparitions aspect
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: what do u want for them?
cry_me_a_river: what are you will to give
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: do u want metal?
cry_me_a_river: you can never ever get that hat agin so its 1 bud
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: the value doesnt go up, such as the 8 hats that got discontiued this winter
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: everyone thought they would be rich if they got retired hats
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: but SO many people got them everyone who wanted them got them
cry_me_a_river: fuck off idiot, you dont know anything lol
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: ellis caps and manniversery hats are considered low hats because they were given out
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: http://backpack.tf/id/76561198063505718'>http://backpack.tf/id/76561198063505718
cry_me_a_river: stop trying to rip people off
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: here
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: price check it
cry_me_a_river: your a dumbass
cry_me_a_river: fuck off
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: backpack.tf
cry_me_a_river: avarice
cry_me_a_river: look it up
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: price check your hats on backpack.tf
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: http://backpack.tf/
cry_me_a_river: price check my dick in your mums vag
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: im serious!
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: not trying to rip u off!
cry_me_a_river: seriously retarded
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: ok what do u use to price check?
cry_me_a_river: cunt
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: http://backpack.tf/vote/51/6/0
cry_me_a_river: yeah thats what I thought
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: here is a hat that got retired
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: the price skyrocketed, then plummeted
cry_me_a_river: swear on me mum
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: ive been playing this game for over 3 years
cry_me_a_river: thats fuck all mate
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: i know how tf2 works
cry_me_a_river: lol
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: ok whatever i give up
cry_me_a_river: about time
cry_me_a_river: go rip off someone else
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: u dont price check shit, you fault lol
cry_me_a_river: sore loser
♕♔ThatOtherChigga ︻デâ•ä¸€: this conversation is definetley the best one ive had

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Santa Heavy Newbie

Santa Heavy

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â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Will you marry me?
[scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: Thanks for your offer, but no thanks.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: Will you fuck me?
[scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: I will not fuck you.
â™” Santa Heavy â™”: I will not fuck you.
[scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher:   :(
 

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smokedem

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Forgot to record it but Merrycatch and I both tried to snipe a deal off of trade.tf and entered a bidding war together. Luls were had.

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