Best steam conversations

[Cedarium]

5:49 PM - kyrannnn: TRADING IS SO HARD

5:49 PM - Cedar~: says the guy who traded up to 200~ buds within a few months

[Wubsies ♥]

Never tell your password to anyone.

10:25 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Hi, how may I help you?

10:26 AM - DYRAXON: i just need new friends

10:28 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: >has 150+ friends

10:28 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: >needs new friends

10:28 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: topkek

10:27 AM - DYRAXON: none are active

10:28 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Clean your list then

10:27 AM - DYRAXON: okay

10:28 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Here, i'll start with one *I removed myself*

10:29 AM - DYRAXON is now Offline.

[Wubsies ♥]

On the night I was banned...

I couldn't put this to waste, tbh

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

9:51 PM - cleverpun: hi

9:52 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: G fucking G.

9:52 PM - cleverpun is now Offline.

9:52 PM - cleverpun: youve received numerous warnings for spam and rude behavior before, you should know better by now

9:53 PM - cleverpun is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

9:53 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Ahem ahem

9:53 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: G fucking G

9:53 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: )))

9:53 PM - cleverpun: k

9:54 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Hardscoping is REAL

9:54 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: 2real4internet

9:54 PM - cleverpun: since you dont want to have an actual discussion about your warning, im going to assume that you just added me to be petty and annoying

9:54 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Exactly!

9:54 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Good night!

[A Delicious Cashew]

You added Taunt: Rancho Relaxo 6:16:31 PM

luan-BR360: A Delicious Cashew 6:16:42 PM

luan-BR360 added Troublemaker's Tossle Cap 6:16:44 PM

luan-BR360: ? 6:16:48 PM

A Delicious Cashew: one sec 6:17:05 PM

luan-BR360: accepts painted hat? ? 6:17:31 PM

A Delicious Cashew: no thanks, you'd take 7 ref so its too low 6:17:38 PM

luan-BR360: worth 1 key 6:17:52 PM

A Delicious Cashew: painted stuff can be hard to sell 6:18:13 PM

luan-BR360: do not want your 7.66 ? 6:18:32 PM

luan-BR360: my worth 8 ref 6:18:55 PM

A Delicious Cashew: i was selling for a key which is worth 8.66 ref6:19:05 PM

luan-BR360: YOU know bye 6:19:33 PM

 

 

I love the ending reactions

[Chocolate]

[TronJon]

Thethebigcool: i wanna know

Thethebigcool: have you ever seen the rain

Mister Unlucky: no

Mister Unlucky: and she lit up the candle

Mister Unlucky: and she showed me the way

Mister Unlucky: there were voices down the corridor

Mister Unlucky: I thought I heard them say

Mister Unlucky: welcome to the hotel california

Thethebigcool: such a lovely place

Thethebigcool: such a lovely face

Mister Unlucky: forget the rest

Mister Unlucky: hue

Thethebigcool: don't stop believing

Mister Unlucky: *Something about a Mercedes Benz*

Thethebigcool: hold on to that feeling

Mister Unlucky: Some dance to remember

Mister Unlucky: some dance to forget

Mister Unlucky: So I called up the captain

Mister Unlucky: Please bring me my wife

Mister Unlucky: He said

Thethebigcool: streetlight people

Mister Unlucky: We haven't had that spirit here since 1969

Mister Unlucky: when you're up in the middle of the night

Mister Unlucky: just to hear them say

Thethebigcool: WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

Thethebigcool: SUCH A LOVELEY PALCE

Thethebigcool: SUCH A LOVLEY FACE

Thethebigcool: OOOOOOHH

Mister Unlucky: You can check out any time you'd like

Mister Unlucky: BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!

Mister Unlucky: *GUITAR SOLO*

Thethebigcool: Objection!

Thethebigcool: Your testimony clearly contradicts the evidence presented in the trial!

Mister Unlucky: fuk u

Thethebigcool: My evidence is...

Thethebigcool: There was no line saying *GUITAR SOLO* in Hotel California!

Thethebigcool: How do you explain this contradiction?

Mister Unlucky: Oh shit

Mister Unlucky: he found out

Mister Unlucky: *runs away*

Thethebigcool: fuck dude you can't run away in a court of law

Thethebigcool: the guards would taser your ass

Mister Unlucky: ok

Mister Unlucky: i commit suiside

Thethebigcool: rip

Thethebigcool: all because of i won the trial

[comfortable]

9:13 PM - Thethebigcool: femscout shouldn't be putting her legs together

9:14 PM - Thethebigcool: if u know wot i mean

9:14 PM - Mister Unlucky: Because "she has a dong"?

9:14 PM - Thethebigcool: yes

9:14 PM - Thethebigcool: if i die

9:14 PM - Mister Unlucky: OUCH

9:14 PM - Mister Unlucky: OH MAN

9:14 PM - Thethebigcool: i will send you femscout with a dong

9:14 PM - Mister Unlucky: THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!

9:14 PM - Thethebigcool: her dong reaches the heavens

9:14 PM - Mister Unlucky: Through the mail?

9:14 PM - Thethebigcool: she will be naked

9:14 PM - Mister Unlucky: k

[WAAAAHT]

 

found this

[eggbot]

Never tell your password to anyone.

: Heyyy

: Did you add me yet

: yes

: Message md

: Me

: WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS DOING ?

: EH?

: ...

: Did you msg me yet

: IT SAYS NOT DELIVERED

: ES

: Screw that

: Use facebook

: Whats your bame

: Name

: oh you shit

: Ill add you

: give me yoru profile

: Whatsapp?

: i dont trust you at all

: Or facebook

: no

: send me you fb rpof

: Whats rpof

: youve wasted 1 hr of my time

: profile

: Alvin wu

: ?

: is that you

: https://www.facebook.com/alvin.wu.754?

: And whats wrong with you giving ne your profile

: No

: https://www.facebook.com/alvin.wu.754

: everything

: cause your a shit

: is that your profile?

: Well , at least im polite

: And no

: It aint my profile

: you may be polite

: but thats only cause your not peeved

: Oh

: I can tell you im peeved

: you know what u shit?

: What

: how about you give me the link eh?

: What link

: smart idea eh?

: Fb?

: oh

: genius

: WHAT ELSE?

: Ok...

: CAN I BE ASKIGNA LINKE FOR?

: You

: really

: are

: thick

: and

: a

: begger

: Well , at least i wasnt a dumb shit who got scammed

: im a dumb shit?

: well ok then

: give me the material

: and ill fucking SCAMM YOU

: Ok

: so go on ahead

: Anyways

: give me the link now

: How

: you piece of shit

: Im using mobile

: oh

: my

: fucking

: god

: u kno what

: i dont care anymore

: Here

: im gonna do my utter best to get you banned

: Found it

: dont care

: its too late

: steam rep

: https://m.facebook.com/alvin.wu.332?ref=bookmark

: here i come

: too late

: ...

: now FUCK OFF

: Ok

: But send me the report

: i shall

: Ok

: you piece of shit

: give me your steam id

: Why

: so steam rep can report you

: Ok

: Im on my phone here

: So i cant find it

: or give me your profile page

: of coures

: handy excue

: PIECE OF SHIT

: Anyways , did i say i wasnt gonna return you

: of course you did

: I said we could talk it out lile civil men

: civil men?

: And didnt i send you a trade offer

: dont compare me to beggars like you

: And you declined

: oh really?

: did you mention the 2 items on my side?

: macho man and festive medigun?

: tip??

: Comission

: give me yoru steam profile page

: How?

: nvm

: found the details i need

: Ok

: Gl reporting me

: cheers

: you piece of shit

: No probz

: Whenever you feel like having your bud back

: Just give me a comission of a free craft hat

: well

: i guess

: ill report yo ufirst

: then see what happens

: Ok

: stop messaging me

: you piece of poisonous FUCK

: But didnt you message me first

: ?

: SHUT UP U FUCK

: singaporian eh?

: i hope the chinese nuke you

: Sure

: pay more taxes bitch

: pay more taxes

: Ok

: Im rich enough

: what does shut up mean?

: illiterate

: Ifk

: Idk

: Mind teaching me?

 

 

Guess who is who

 

 

Hint: im polite

[WAAAAHT]

Chocie and Bobsplosion are together?

 

[Supore]

-chatsnip-

 

 

Guess who is who

 

 

Hint: im polite

 

I think you're the one without name

[Chocolate]

Chocie and Bobsplosion are together?

 

 

Protip: I'm not a hawt gamer gurl.

[Zefrom]

Protip: I'm not a hawt gamer gurl.

Choccie's a she male

[Chocolate]

Choccie's a she male

 

Femscout is futa

[WAAAAHT]

Protip: I'm not a hawt gamer gurl.

WAIT, BOBSPLOSION IS GEY?

 

[Roller]

The Actual first time that I've been so polite to a scammer -.-

(Reason: I'm bored m8)

 

h

[Chocolate]

The Actual first time that I've been so polite to a scammer -.-

(Reason: I'm bored m8)

 

h

 

"can you please no sleep"

[Wubsies ♥]

8:16 AM - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): u look alright, son

8:18 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: :DDDDD

8:18 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: *screams like a 7 year old girl*

 

And that's when I lost my manliness 

[WAAAAHT]

 

8:16 AM - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): u look alright, son

8:18 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: :DDDDD

8:18 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: *screams like a 7 year old girl*

 

And that's when I lost my manliness 

 

weren't you a grill

 

oh dear lord everything in this forum is going weird

[DiamondHavoc.]

After telling him that wearing the = ocu = tag doesn't help you get hats

 

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: it doesn't help you get the hat

Mr.Piggie #B-Day : Yes it does

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: coming from a trader with a $1500 bp

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: no

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: it doesn't

Mr.Piggie #B-Day : Idc what your Bp is

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: it doesn't help

Mr.Piggie #B-Day : I can add 10000 dollars to my steam wallet too

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: limit is 2000

Mr.Piggie #B-Day : Doesn't make me the best

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: never said it made me the best

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: just saying

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: putting ocu in your name

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: doesn't help

Mr.Piggie #B-Day : Fine think whatever you wanna think idc anymore

Mr.Piggie #B-Day : A guy that's too afraid to spend a few keys or tries to scam people

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: damn 9 year olds are ignorant

Mr.Piggie #B-Day is now Offline.

Mr.Piggie #B-Day is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

Mr.Piggie #B-Day : Coming from a guy that has the gayest profile pic

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: cool

DiamondHavoc. QUICKSELLING: another 9 year old insult

[Wubsies ♥]

-snip-

 

Honestly, Gay profile pic > ocu/oWn tag

[Wubsies ♥]

5:00 PM - shen: have you ever gotten a bj before? :3

 

[Wubsies ♥]

Refer to these two links:

http://csgolounge.com/trade?t=27684932

http://i.imgur.com/xJbh97b.png?1

 

Kid should feel special I was somewhat nice to him, and not a "ILL FUK UR MUM SO HARD M8, ILL FUK HER TWICE"

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

5:32 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Hey, just recieved your trade offer

5:32 PM - Nathanm: yeah i guessed

5:32 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: And...

5:32 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: I'm drowning in my own tears right now.

5:32 PM - Nathanm: you didn't really specify >.>

5:33 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Oh-ho-ho!

5:33 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Yes I did!

5:33 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Skin Offers ONLY(Offer on a single key or on multiple keys)

I have 4 Keys to trade

Do not add me to offer, offer here instead.

Troll offers will be blocked

 

I love me some good ol' StatTraks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

5:33 PM - Nathanm: and you added me to shout at me?

5:33 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: I'm not shouting.

5:33 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: If I was shouting,

5:33 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: it would've been in all caps.

5:33 PM - Nathanm: well you know what i mean.

5:34 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: But YOU don't know what I mean.

5:34 PM - Nathanm: >.> so what is the real reason you decided to add me?

5:34 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: To talk about your trade offer.

5:34 PM - Nathanm: which clearly is not acceptable

5:34 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: brb, gonna fish some phishes in my pool of teas.

5:34 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: *tears

5:35 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: In your books, it's not.

5:35 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: But in my world.

5:35 PM - Nathanm: i assume tears of laughter

5:36 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: But on the serious note;

5:36 PM - Nathanm: i do enjoy serious notes

5:36 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Do you have a minor case of epilepsy by any chance?

5:36 PM - Nathanm: and why is that?

5:36 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: You're able to read whatever I send to you, yes?

5:36 PM - Nathanm: i believe so, yes

5:37 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: But you were unable to read my notes.

5:37 PM - Nathanm: that wa snot a troll offer

5:37 PM - Nathanm: was*

5:37 PM - Nathanm: i was being serious ;_;

5:38 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: But why is reading such a pain in the dick, for you meddling kids?

5:38 PM - Nathanm: nice reference to scooby doo

5:38 PM - Nathanm: but seriously i'm no kid and i like reading

5:38 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: But you were unable to read my notes..

5:38 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Do you read Dr. Seuss books 24/7?

5:39 PM - Nathanm: no. i did not see the skins only part

5:39 PM - Nathanm: everyone makes mistakes

5:39 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: kek.

5:39 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: I've had my time with you, for now.

5:40 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Should read ALL the notes next time BEFORE you send someone a dumb trade offer.

5:40 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Shouldn't be that hard, for someone that enjoys reading.

5:40 PM - Nathanm: should Specift you're trade. and also no need to be a dick as you should know everyone makes mistakes

5:40 PM - Nathanm: considering you are one.

5:41 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Did not understand a single word, you just said.

5:41 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Anyways, if you need any reading programs, hit me up.

5:41 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Farewell, for now.

5:41 PM - Nathanm: were the words that i used too long for you?

5:41 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: >Specifit

5:41 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: MY TIME

5:41 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: HAS COME!

5:41 PM - Nathanm is now Offline.

[Wubsies ♥]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Saturday, October 04, 2014

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: HEY

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: HEY

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: HEY

8:59 PM - Rojean: ??

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ARE YOU A GIRL?

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ARE YOU?

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ARE YOU A GIRL???

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ANSWER ME!

9:00 PM - Rojean: im not ?

9:00 PM - Rojean: who are you ?

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ARE YOU A GIRL?

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: ARE

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: YOU

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: A

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: GIRL?

9:00 PM - Rojean: FUCK MYOU

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: WHY?

9:00 PM - Rojean: IM NOT

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: I JUST WANT YOUR NUDES <3

9:00 PM - Rojean: HAHAHAHAH

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Y CAN'T I HAZ NUDES BB?

9:00 PM - Rojean: BB

9:00 PM - Rojean: IDIOT

9:01 PM - Rojean is now Offline.

9:01 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: GIB NUDES NOW

[WAAAAHT]

9:00 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Y CAN'T I HAZ NUDES BB?

9:00 PM - Rojean: BB

9:00 PM - Rojean: IDIOT

9:01 PM - Rojean is now Offline.

9:01 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: GIB NUDES NOW

 

still dont understand back story, she has a terror-watt black watch tho.