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08:18 - Cutie: Hey
08:18 - plz trade me: hello
08:18 - plz trade me: can you give me free items plz and you will a good people
08:19 - Cutie: no
 

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08:18 - Cutie: Hey

08:18 - plz trade me: hello

08:18 - plz trade me: can you give me free items plz and you will a good people

08:19 - Cutie: no

 

That same guy has added me 3 times, wasting my time

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UberShot: yes?

UberShot: are you here to be sarcastic to me?

[GIRL] Langweenee: I'm here to let you know that if you are going to randomly downvote keys, it's not going to work. An economy can't just be fixxed by a group. And if you think that it's keys that are inflating, you're wrong.

UberStrike: so i was right and btw lately everyones trying to downvote keys on bp.tf alot

UberStrike: i mean downvotes are coming from everywhere

UberStrike: and people are getting reported

UberStrike: but they have no evidence and niether do i which shouldnt be the case

[GIRL] Langweenee: If people got to change RECCOMMENDED prices on whatever they want, this wouldn't be a functioning economy. If you really want to help, try researching how an actualy economy works and then try to help

[GIRL] Langweenee: I'm just trying to save you the effort of getting banned over and over again

UberStrike: i see what your coming from but i dont mean just change price to whatever and whenever someone wants is not what im trying to say we do

UberStrike is now Offline.

 

 

 

Tried to talk to the admin of the group thats going to spam suggestions for keys, he obiously doesn't get it.

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Narsha: hey how can I help you?
☆Smiley☆: hello
☆Smiley☆: i saw you ranger on backpack.tf
☆Smiley☆: the eerie orb fire
Narsha: whats the offer
☆Smiley☆: how did you get it?
Narsha: why
☆Smiley☆: how are you so rich with only 93 hours!!!!!!
☆Smiley☆: ur so rich!
Narsha: do you have an offer or what
☆Smiley☆: umm
☆Smiley☆: trade me
☆Smiley☆: i will take anything
☆Smiley☆: for this item
☆Smiley☆: anything basically
Narsha: do you have an offer?
You have accepted the trade request from ☆Smiley☆.
☆Smiley☆: :D
☆Smiley☆: santa's hat!
Narsha: do you have an offer for the anger?
☆Smiley☆: aww
☆Smiley☆: yes
☆Smiley☆: sum air
☆Smiley☆: :D
Narsha: blocked
Narsha: have a good one
 

 

the santa hat was some shit emoticon worth .03 on the market

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ayy lmao

 

8:29 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: Hey I saw you bp.tf forum post about having keys to spend.

8:28 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: Yep.
8:29 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: interested in an unusaul panama with overclocked for 2 buds?
8:30 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: I'd be interested.
8:30 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: Hello?
8:31 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: yes
8:31 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: sorry, I'm in mid trade
8:31 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: :/
8:32 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: ok
8:31 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: What?
8:32 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: you said you'd be interested
8:32 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: Yeah, but I didn't say I accepted.
8:32 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: correct.
8:33 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: my apologies for jumping the gun
8:34 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: So is that all?
8:34 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: yes that is all
8:34 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: I mean, the Unusual.
8:34 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: You're no long interested in selling it?
8:35 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: I am, but that is all I am selling.
8:36 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: Well, if that's all you have to say.
8:36 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: would you like to buy it?
8:36 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: Yeah.
8:36 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: for 32 keys?
8:36 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: I'm not paying B/Os. If I had, I would offer your B/O on your trade.
8:37 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: You did not specify that in your trade. what is your offer?
8:37 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: I'm not here to offer, you can reoffer.
8:37 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: 1.8 buds?
8:37 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: How many Keys would that be?
8:38 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: 29 keys
8:38 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: You know, its a third gen that is not in any demand at all.
8:38 PM - ŠpØØķỹFyre: 3 Keys off a B/O on a non-third gen is really bad.
8:38 PM - (Sh) The Seeker: 3rd gen. lol. ok whatever. high and mighty with an incorrect trade. next time specify and don't waste my time.
8:38 PM - (Sh) The Seeker is now Offline.
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09:55 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

09:56 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Hey

09:57 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: You're selling an unusual familiar fez?

09:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yes

09:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): TW

09:57 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: TW?

09:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Terror-Watt

09:57 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Yeah.

09:58 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 1bud + 9keys

09:58 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Okay well...Would you be interested if I'd offer you 45 Money Units Through steam wallet as a gift or through paypal? (for that I need your email) And please...Don't call me a scammer before you haven't seen the supportive and recommendive comments on my profile.

09:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Just buy keys from the market with those steam wallet

09:59 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: I dont have funds on my account

10:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But you have Steam wallet cash?

10:00 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: On funds theres just an option to gift the money immidietly

10:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): then use the gift yourself

10:00 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: So you dont want money, eh?

10:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): So you tried fail scamming me, eh?


10:01 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Just like I thought :) And no I did not attempt to scam you, Ive been buying stuff from other people too.

10:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Then activate the steam code on an alt account - buy the keys - transfer to your main account

10:02 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Ill see about that

 

 

 

 

zzz people don't even try anymore...

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09:55 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey
09:56 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Hey
09:57 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: You're selling an unusual familiar fez?
09:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yes
09:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): TW
09:57 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: TW?
09:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Terror-Watt
09:57 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Yeah.
09:58 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 1bud + 9keys
09:58 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Okay well...Would you be interested if I'd offer you 45 Money Units Through steam wallet as a gift or through paypal? (for that I need your email) And please...Don't call me a scammer before you haven't seen the supportive and recommendive comments on my profile.
09:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Just buy keys from the market with those steam wallet
09:59 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: I dont have funds on my account
10:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But you have Steam wallet cash?
10:00 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: On funds theres just an option to gift the money immidietly
10:00 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): then use the gift yourself
10:00 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: So you dont want money, eh?
10:01 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): So you tried fail scamming me, eh?
10:01 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Just like I thought :) And no I did not attempt to scam you, Ive been buying stuff from other people too.
10:02 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Then activate the steam code on an alt account - buy the keys - transfer to your main account
10:02 - ๖Sk๖SkillFullNewb.: Ill see about that
 
 
 
 
zzz people don't even try anymore...

 

 

 

"money units"

 

I DONT EVEN

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This is the third time that I've succeeded with this. This was an idle server. I'm YABBA DABBA DOO! and he's Pikachu. Ignore the filling chat between us. In the end I felt bad but he worked out how to fix it eventually. I taught him something. :)

 

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13:32 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

13:32 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: hey

13:32 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: how much is the dragonclaw hook

13:32 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 70keys

13:32 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: what

13:33 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: srsly

13:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yes

13:33 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: can u lower it to 10 keys
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13:32 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey
13:32 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: hey
13:32 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: how much is the dragonclaw hook
13:32 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 70keys
13:32 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: what
13:33 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: srsly
13:33 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yes
13:33 - ☞⊰xZᴇʀo⊱☜: can u lower it to 10 keys

 

d0, i pity you.

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18:34 - Cutie: I would lick you <3

18:35 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): rawr

18:35 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): approving lick  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

18:38 - Cutie: and then I would lick your bacon :3

18:39 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): *faints*

 

Cutie Please! There are children on this forum!

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The Burger King added Antarctic Parka 5:13:59 PM

The Burger King: there' 5:14:15 PM

Punishment_Spooky: I'm selling one, not buying one. 5:14:28 PM

The Burger King: DAM IT 5:14:36 PM

The Burger King: I HATE WHEN I DO THAT 5:14:45 PM

The Burger King: sorry 5:14:49 PM

The Burger King removed Antarctic Parka 5:14:51 PM

The Burger King added Mann Co. Supply Munition Series #83 5:14:54 PM

The Burger King: you can buy the wopper in this crate 5:15:06 PM

The Burger King added Mad Milk 5:15:13 PM

The Burger King: and a class of milk 5:15:22 PM

Punishment_Spooky: Thanks, but I'm fine. 5:15:38 PM

The Burger King: k 5:15:42 PM

The Burger King added The Holy Mackerel 5:15:46 PM

The Burger King: some fish sticks? 5:15:53 PM

The Burger King added Crit-a-Cola 5:15:59 PM

The Burger King added Bonk! Atomic Punch 5:16:00 PM

The Burger King: some difrent pops? 5:16:08 PM

The Burger King added The Ham Shank 5:16:10 PM

The Burger King: hAM 5:16:12 PM

The Burger King added The Candy Cane 5:16:16 PM

The Burger King: CANDY 5:16:20 PM

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18:34 - Cutie: I would lick you <3

18:35 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): rawr

18:35 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): approving lick  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

18:38 - Cutie: and then I would lick your bacon :3

18:39 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): *faints*

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hey guys could i get a little pricing help from a better player? which is worth more a 

Strange Specialized Killstreak Sniper Rifle

or a mann co supply crate key

 

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Spell Duper <3: sup

Buying keys for 9 ref!: Hi

Buying keys for 9 ref!: I wanted to buy your demoman's speel

Buying keys for 9 ref!: spell*

Spell Duper <3: i only have 1 left

Spell Duper <3: lemme dupe it real quick

Buying keys for 9 ref!: dupe it?

Spell Duper <3: all done

Buying keys for 9 ref!: is there already an explooite?

Buying keys for 9 ref!: jesus

Buying keys for 9 ref! has accepted your request to trade.

Spell Duper <3: ty

Buying keys for 9 ref!: Thank you

Buying keys for 9 ref! is now Offline.
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Spell Duper <3: sup

xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R]: Die job?

Spell Duper <3: 3 ref

xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R]: It said 2 earlier, whatever, I have 3

xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R] had asked to trade with you, but has cancelled their request.

You have accepted the trade request from xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R].

xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R] had asked to trade with you, but has cancelled their request.

xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R] has not responded to your trade request.

Spell Duper <3: last one <3

xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R]: Thanks

xTcR | Lulzington [TF-R] is now Offline.

 

 

 

 

(bronys have to pay 50% more)

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BlueSpider: Skycuboid is a Sharker  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

BlueSpider has accepted your request to trade.

BlueSpider: aw yis

Spell Duper <3: comment on my update saying you got one

BlueSpider: do I get a bonus for saying

BlueSpider: Lategum uses fake c/o's?

Spell Duper <3: fuck yes

BlueSpider has accepted your request to trade.

BlueSpider: yus
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[GIRL] Langweenee: Hello

Why you gotta be so rude?: hi

Why you gotta be so rude?: do you still have your hat? the unusual one

[GIRL] Langweenee: Yes

Why you gotta be so rude?: may i know how many keys you want for it ?

[GIRL] Langweenee: 1000

Why you gotta be so rude?: lol

[GIRL] Langweenee: no wait

[GIRL] Langweenee: 10000000

Why you gotta be so rude?: haha

Why you gotta be so rude?: bye

[GIRL] Langweenee: gtfo scammer

Why you gotta be so rude?: FUCK YOU IDIOT!

[GIRL] Langweenee: k

[GIRL] Langweenee: So

[GIRL] Langweenee: Hows life?

(nothing for serveral minutes)
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pestilence: Lol whats with the profile

[GIRL] Radiated Rachel #LONELY<3: im a girl

pestilence: Heyy people, my name is Rachel and I'm 16 years old, I love video games and I love cute guys :) Gaming is really fun, but I admit, it isn't as fun as before. I am more interested in guys now :) Also, I get horny quite easily, so don't push me too much ;)

pestilence: I get horny quite easily, so don't push me too much. Lol Wut

[GIRL] Radiated Rachel #LONELY<3: heh  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/heart 

pestilence: Tis random no?

pestilence: I'm a guy and I dont put.. "Occasionally I wake up with a huge stiffy"

pestilence: cause it would problably get me banned lol

pestilence: Anyways

pestilence: bye bye 

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17:09 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Hi Strife, do u have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Gabe Newell?

 

 

STRIFE PLS REPLY

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Nieroda: sup

disrepair bonnie: hi

disrepair bonnie: isaw that u sell a flame spell

Nieroda: how many u neeed?

Nieroda: i have like 20


Nieroda: ?

disrepair bonnie: it is the price of the spell

Nieroda: fuck off

disrepair bonnie: wait

disrepair bonnie: i can overpay for it

Nieroda: 5 ref

disrepair bonnie is now Offline.
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Fri Oct 24 2014
[1:20:45 PM EDT] [GIRL] LangweeneeLOL M8 DID I GRIND YOUR GEARS
[1:20:57 PM EDT] [GIRL] LangweeneeI'll buy your tod ticket though
[GIRL] LangweeneeI say, this is the worst experience I have ever had I my entire life
[GIRL] LangweeneeWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Someone take Langweenee's drugs away.
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Friday, October 24, 2014
4:39 PM - Ta-reed | Buying Knives for KEYS: hi
4:39 PM - Viktor Petlura1975: здарова
4:39 PM - Ta-reed | Buying Knives for KEYS: English
4:39 PM - Viktor Petlura1975: ок
 

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myself: Anyway

myself: Dude

myself: Dude 

myself: Oops

myself: Wrong person

myself is now Away.

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: ok

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: i didnt wanna be friends either

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