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12:55 PM - towering pilar: terror watt danger for the captain's cocktail's set?
 
Lol'd.
 
12:56 PM - towering pilar: terror watt danger + overclocked bullet buzz
 

Lmao'd

 

(It's 1:1 and has 140 in it already)

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On a Skial Trade server...

 

[spooky]SlurpProdigy :  Selling GAME: Dead Island Epidemic For 4 KEYS!!! Game is Currently $12!


[GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥ :  lol, Dead Island Epidemic for 4 keys. I just died.

 

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[GIRL] Langweenee: Hello

[GIRL] Langweenee: How may I help?

kingjoseph: just saw you in backpack.tf group and it said add me, so i did!

[GIRL] Langweenee: Can you show me the thread?

[GIRL] Langweenee: Like, give the link

[GIRL] Langweenee: Or show me whaere it said that

[GIRL] Langweenee: I have no idea


kingjoseph: did that work?

[GIRL] Langweenee: 1 sec

[GIRL] Langweenee: Alright

[GIRL] Langweenee: 1) that group is fake

[GIRL] Langweenee: 2) that is a troll

[GIRL] Langweenee: 3)i am not giving free money

kingjoseph: what? well i wasnt expecting free money.

[GIRL] Langweenee: Please remove me

[GIRL] Langweenee: And leave that group too, it's fake

kingjoseph: it says nothing about money in the group... and your profile does. and you didnt have to accept a friend request.

kingjoseph: and your still in the group. that is fake.

[GIRL] Langweenee: Random hostility

kingjoseph: haha ok

 

 

This was a fake group, and the link was safe.

 

I have no idea what he was expecting

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Friday, October 24, 2014

8:44 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Hello.

8:44 PM - aqxd: gunslinger spec kit?

8:44 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Sold an hour ago.

8:44 PM - aqxd: fml

8:44 PM - aqxd: and fuck you

8:44 PM - aqxd is now Offline.
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Friday, October 24, 2014

8:44 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Hello.

8:44 PM - aqxd: gunslinger spec kit?

8:44 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Sold an hour ago.

8:44 PM - aqxd: fml

8:44 PM - aqxd: and fuck you

8:44 PM - aqxd is now Offline.

I see someone's pissed

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5:48 PM - Vegan?!: did I tell you about my phone

5:49 PM - Ian_Dukeman: Nope

5:49 PM - Vegan?!: fucking SET FIRE

5:49 PM - Vegan?!: I was at my kind-of partners

5:49 PM - Ian_Dukeman: HAHAAH

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: and anyway

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: we were drunk

5:50 PM - Ian_Dukeman: lol

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: I was asleep

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: she woke me up

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: "can you smell smoke?"

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: "errr"

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: "OH MY GOD

5:50 PM - Vegan?!: "oh, my phones on fire, thats normal"

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4:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: What u sell

4:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ur orb fire

4:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: bonk boy for

:12 PM - (F2p)Noob (Road2HOUWAR): hmm no

4:13 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: WhAT

4:13 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: I asked what u sold it for

4:13 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: Please tell me

4:13 PM - (F2p)Noob (Road2HOUWAR) is now Offline.

 

He deleted me..

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Saturday, 25 October 2014

6:12 PM - Jaysauce Pizza Crust: :crate:

6:12 PM - Jaysauce Pizza Crust: uncrate dis

6:12 PM - ♥Prof. Snugglecube™♥: :key:

6:12 PM - ♥Prof. Snugglecube™♥: Damnit.

 

#traderproblems

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â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Hey 

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: hi

â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Can you donate me items

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: wat

â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Can You Donate Items

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: lets look at this

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: a random person added me

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: i have never talked with you

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: and your asking me for items

[GIRL] A Racist Mario: good luck with that

â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Yes ur right 

â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Thx For Your Time Sir.

â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys is now Offline.

i dont

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SPOOKY ♥ JG |PT|♥: hey

CrafterofSpookiness: Howdy

SPOOKY ♥ JG |PT|♥: i want buy your Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes for 2 refs cuz no one want buy this for 4 keys belive in me in bazaar.tf and tf2outpost dont have any trade succes of more then 2 refs

CrafterofSpookiness: If it were two ref, how did I sell one for 4 keys last night, let alone everyone selling for 5 keys every few minutes?

CrafterofSpookiness: Stop trying so hard to shark and lie to people

SPOOKY ♥ JG |PT|♥ is now Offline.

CrafterofSpookiness: Moron
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๖ۣۜDeidara#2Spooky4me: Hey

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: yo

๖ۣۜDeidara#2Spooky4me: Is this you <3 http://i.imgur.com/Sz1Aivc.jpg??

๖ۣۜDeidara#2Spooky4me: im just asking lel

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: lolwot

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: where'd you find that

๖ۣۜDeidara#2Spooky4me: in your profile

๖ۣۜDeidara#2Spooky4me: info

๖ۣۜDeidara#2Spooky4me: u put it there

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: stalkz

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20:26 - Olga: add this guy for trade,he just can't add you for some reason...

*phishinglink*

20:27 - Spooky Fanic: for what reason?

20:27 - Olga: idk

20:27 - Olga: ask him

20:27 - Spooky Fanic: btw

20:27 - Spooky Fanic: you're beautiful :)

20:28 - Olga: ☺

20:28 - Spooky Fanic: how do you know this guy?

20:29 - Olga is now Offline.
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[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: Speaking of watermarks

Zcrab: yeah

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: Some russian copied sync's work

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: and published it on steam

Zcrab: well

Zcrab: it's the internet

Zcrab: and


Zcrab: it doesn't say you aren't allowed to do it in the TROTI

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: what he didn't know was that there's a watermark in there

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: try to spot it

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: I couldn't

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: until sync told me

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: lel

Zcrab: I spotted it

Zcrab: it's right infront of femscouts pussy

[GIRL] Chocolate Charlotte ♥: LOL

Zcrab: sync that dirty lil bastard

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i knew what he was up to as soon as he posted on outpost

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
October-25-14
1:50 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: hey
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): hey
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): dude
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): buying unuals
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): unusuals
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): for pyro
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): you selling
1:50 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: you only have 8 keys
1:50 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: gl getting any of my unusuals
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween) had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): you said topper- 5
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: yea
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: 5 buds
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): 5 keys?
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): Oh
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: k cool
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: get an unusual for 5 keys
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: from anyone
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: thanks
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween) is now Offline.
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You're kidding me, right 

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
October-25-14
3:06 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: hi
3:06 PM - Le Friendly Neighbourhood Pyro: hey there, do you take items for the paint?
3:07 PM - Le Friendly Neighbourhood Pyro: hello?
3:07 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: wow
3:07 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: i didnt respond for 1 minute
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: and you feel the need to "hello" me
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: massive overpay in items
3:08 PM - Le Friendly Neighbourhood Pyro: i'm not gonna trade now, you're very rude.
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: yea
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: im the rude one
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: k

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i knew what he was up to as soon as he posted on outpost

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
October-25-14
1:50 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: hey
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): hey
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): dude
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): buying unuals
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): unusuals
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): for pyro
1:50 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): you selling
1:50 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: you only have 8 keys
1:50 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: gl getting any of my unusuals
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween) had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): you said topper- 5
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: yea
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: 5 buds
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): 5 keys?
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween): Oh
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: k cool
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: get an unusual for 5 keys
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: from anyone
1:51 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: thanks
1:51 PM - Comandor Meow (Hapy Halloween) is now Offline.

 

 

 

 

You're kidding me, right 

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
October-25-14
3:06 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: hi
3:06 PM - Le Friendly Neighbourhood Pyro: hey there, do you take items for the paint?
3:07 PM - Le Friendly Neighbourhood Pyro: hello?
3:07 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: wow
3:07 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: i didnt respond for 1 minute
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: and you feel the need to "hello" me
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: massive overpay in items
3:08 PM - Le Friendly Neighbourhood Pyro: i'm not gonna trade now, you're very rude.
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: yea
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: im the rude one
3:08 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: k

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InB4Over9000LikesBecauseYou'reMr.Bucket

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Saturday, October 25, 2014

3:49 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Hello

3:49 PM - Mextor: hi

3:49 PM - Mextor: im interessed in your unusual hat

3:49 PM - Mextor: and i have a offer for it

3:49 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Alright, fire away

3:49 PM - Mextor: but

3:49 PM - Mextor: the offer is games

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Ah, I will have to pass then

3:50 PM - Mextor: isnt dead island

*looks at inventory, sees at least 10 copies of gun monkeys*

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Gun monkeys?

3:50 PM - Mextor: dont be afraid

3:50 PM - Mextor: fuuk

3:50 PM - Mextor: yes

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Yeah, screw that.

3:50 PM - Mextor: ok

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: No thanks

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Saturday, October 25, 2014

3:49 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Hello

3:49 PM - Mextor: hi

3:49 PM - Mextor: im interessed in your unusual hat

3:49 PM - Mextor: and i have a offer for it

3:49 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Alright, fire away

3:49 PM - Mextor: but

3:49 PM - Mextor: the offer is games

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Ah, I will have to pass then

3:50 PM - Mextor: isnt dead island

*looks at inventory, sees at least 10 copies of gun monkeys*

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Gun monkeys?

3:50 PM - Mextor: dont be afraid

3:50 PM - Mextor: fuuk

3:50 PM - Mextor: yes

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Yeah, screw that.

3:50 PM - Mextor: ok

3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: No thanks

the fuck is gun monkeys
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Saturday, October 25, 2014
3:49 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Hello
3:49 PM - Mextor: hi
3:49 PM - Mextor: im interessed in your unusual hat
3:49 PM - Mextor: and i have a offer for it
3:49 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Alright, fire away
3:49 PM - Mextor: but
3:49 PM - Mextor: the offer is games
3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Ah, I will have to pass then
3:50 PM - Mextor: isnt dead island
*looks at inventory, sees at least 10 copies of gun monkeys*
3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Gun monkeys?
3:50 PM - Mextor: dont be afraid
3:50 PM - Mextor: fuuk
3:50 PM - Mextor: yes
3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: Yeah, screw that.
3:50 PM - Mextor: ok
3:50 PM - [GIRL] Unlucky.: No thanks

 

love how he's like "dont be afraid" *reads that you guessed it* "fuuk"

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