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My profile says that my location is in Afghanistan and when people add me from out post for trades and stuff they are like "Oh, cool, are you from afghanistan?" and I'm just like "yea" and tell them a

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Don't have a screenshot of it, but it was great (in summation): Him: I'd like to buy 5 Earbuds with Cash Me: $180 USD sent as gift and you pay any fees which may occur for 5 Buds. Him: Ok Him:

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Chocolate

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Choccie: hey

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: Hello.

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: How much do you consider .66 keys? Because I am interested in your Festive Ubersaw but I only have 4 pure keys.

Choccie: 6 ref

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: One moment while I do the math/.

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: I could do 4 keys and 4 refined pure with a 2 refined hat.

Choccie: I count craft hats as 1.33 pure

Choccie: I don't want to sell your items for you

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: Okay, no need to be so blunt. I could simply do two craft hats.

Choccie: Yeah, that will do

Choccie: 2.66 + 3.33

You have accepted the trade request from Doctor SpooksMcFabulous.

Choccie: Uh, please go buy the keys.

Choccie: if you value keys at 9 ref, good luck buying at that price.

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: Okay at this point you may politly go fuck yourself. I have been nothing but polite and you return my kindness with blunt and rude behavior. I was paying 9 refined per key.

Choccie: This is going onto best steam conversations

Choccie: > offers items

Choccie: > no overpay

Choccie: > I can accept certain items as pure

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: Items? It was all pure except for a small amount of which I was more than happy to increase the amount.

Choccie: > tries to put in 30+ ref

Choccie: > "please go buy the keys"

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: Yes, refined is pure.

Choccie: "go fuck yourself"

Doctor SpooksMcFabulous: Are you new to trading?

Choccie: GG TF2

 

Not even Autpost. He found me on classifieds.

 


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♥Prof. Sugarcube♥

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1:12 PM - ♥Kirino the Tsundere♥: Ebola is like

1:12 PM - ♥Kirino the Tsundere♥: The Black Death now

1:12 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Ebola is like Sars

1:12 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: or Swine FLu

1:12 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: People die from it

1:12 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: it's overhyped to hell

1:13 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: and a cure will be found in a matter of months/weeks

 

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Mr. Bucket Newbie

Mr. Bucket

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Never tell your password to anyone.

9:18 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: hey

9:18 PM - Kitten: Hi

9:18 PM - Kitten: I need to buy two yellow paints

9:27 PM - Kitten: Go fuck your self

9:27 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: thanks

9:27 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: i will

9:27 PM - Kitten: Children

9:27 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: ok

9:28 PM - Kitten is now Offline.

 

spent 10 minutes in trade being an idiot

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WAAAAHT Newbie

WAAAAHT

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WAAAAHT: mate

WAAAAHT: yer puns are terrible

WAAAAHT: :3

Boolander- Nohledge is Power: How could you say such a thing! Do you noh who I am? What innohvations I have made in the pun community, nohthing you can do/say will nohgate that!

WAAAAHT: okay you win.

Boolander- Nohledge is Power: bwhaahahah

WAAAAHT: :(

Boolander- Nohledge is Power: "3

Boolander- Nohledge is Power: <3* c:
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Wubsies ♥ Newbie

Wubsies ♥

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rip in pepperoni

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): Um..

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): im just
10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): done
10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): um...
10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): i just finished watching boko no pico
10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): or how ever you spell it
10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): um.
10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): im just
10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): ..
10:35 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: You just scarred yourself.
10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): yeah..
10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): um
10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): i think
10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): ima go cry now
10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): brb
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WAAAAHT Newbie

WAAAAHT

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playbox: 20-25 $$$ for a 60$ knife?

playbox: real money  for game item leh

WAAAAHT: not worth tho

WAAAAHT: i mean ppl selling on outpost scorched gut is already 40-45+ plus

WAAAAHT: plus i dont really feel like cashing out

playbox: TWAT

WAAAAHT: :(
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kkörgi Newbie

kkörgi

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rip in pepperoni

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): Um..

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): im just

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): done

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): um...

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): i just finished watching boko no pico

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): or how ever you spell it

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): um.

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): im just

10:34 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): ..

10:35 PM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: You just scarred yourself.

10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): yeah..

10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): um

10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): i think

10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): ima go cry now

10:35 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424Luigi (PPM): brb

Boku no Pico <3

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xoㅤ Newbie

xoㅤ

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literally awful: hi

Parti Mitko: hi

Parti Mitko: You were buying s.KGB

Parti Mitko: :?

literally awful: yes

Parti Mitko: Well, I am sorry. I already sold them

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d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Newbie

d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The amount of stupid.....I can't explain.

 

11:07 - Dafug!:D: can i buy some keys for my unusual?
11:31 - Dafug!:D is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
11:48 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): depends on how much
11:48 - Dafug!:D: 20 :i
11:48 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what unusual?
11:49 - You have accepted the trade request from Dafug!:D.
11:49 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Are you serious?
11:49 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): You just bought that from me yesterday for 18-19keys in items
11:50 - Dafug!:D: :i but i had 21 keys in my bp but now after the trade only 19 :i
11:50 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ??
11:50 - Dafug!:D: i get you 20 keys for the unusual ... (items)
 
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WAAAAHT Newbie

WAAAAHT

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cant aim today: lol

cant aim today: ooo

cant aim today: i see you performing incest rite now

cant aim today: :o

Big Fat Penguin ( Yousef ): defaq?

cant aim today: OMG RUSSIAN PHISHER BOT ABOARD MY STEAM ACCOUNT

Big Fat Penguin ( Yousef ): lol xD

cant aim today: ERROR DETECTED: PERSON HAVING CONVERSATION IS AUTISTIC

cant aim today: OMG

cant aim today: TALK TO YOU LATER

Big Fat Penguin ( Yousef ): alright

Big Fat Penguin ( Yousef ) is now Offline.

Big Fat Penguin ( Yousef ) is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

cant aim today: <3

Big Fat Penguin ( Yousef ): 0.0
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DiamondHavoc. Newbie

DiamondHavoc.

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We're on Page 300!

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
DiamondHavoc.: hi
DiamondHavoc.: can I help
ಠ_ಠ: yea
ಠ_ಠ: are you sellin pink paint?
DiamondHavoc.: yes
DiamondHavoc.: 1 key
ಠ_ಠ: only key??
DiamondHavoc.: yes
ಠ_ಠ: oh i dont have any keys sorry:/
ಠ_ಠ: can i overpay in hats/taunts/weps
DiamondHavoc.: no thank
ಠ_ಠ: :/
ಠ_ಠ: well maybe ill get a key sometime:)
DiamondHavoc.: ok
ಠ_ಠ: are you sellin soldier miscs?
DiamondHavoc.: na
ಠ_ಠ: k
ಠ_ಠ: any scout misc/hats or anything for scout
DiamondHavoc.: look in my bp
ಠ_ಠ: k
ಠ_ಠ: are you hacking im not going too say too valve but are you hackin??
DiamondHavoc.: why the fuck would I be hacking
DiamondHavoc.: and what do you think I'm hacking anyway
ಠ_ಠ: because like 9 unusuals and 2-3 wep ery single one and just a looot of stuff
DiamondHavoc.: because I trade...
DiamondHavoc.: there are people 10x richer than me
DiamondHavoc.: some people even 50x richer than me
ಠ_ಠ: omg
ಠ_ಠ: you are propoply good at trading xD
DiamondHavoc.: yes
ಠ_ಠ: i suck at trading
ಠ_ಠ: 4 buds omg
DiamondHavoc.: I once had 20
DiamondHavoc.: look, wanna see a rich guy?
ಠ_ಠ: yea
DiamondHavoc.: my friend, just bought the burning team captain
ಠ_ಠ: OH GOD
DiamondHavoc.: 30 unusuals
DiamondHavoc.: all god-tier
 
 
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♥Prof. Sugarcube♥

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11:36 PM - [GIRL] Boom. Nutshot.: will you join the [GIRL]s

11:37 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: the [GIRL]s

11:37 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Mate, I pick up girls, not be one  B)

11:37 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I cried a little when I said that

11:37 PM - [GIRL] Boom. Nutshot.: lol
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The Radiated Banana Newbie

The Radiated Banana

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Never tell your password to anyone.

[GIRL GAMER] The Radiated Banana: hi

Grown Ass Man: shut the fuck up you fucking bitch

[GIRL GAMER] The Radiated Banana: lol ok

Grown Ass Man is now Offline.
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Wubsies ♥ Newbie

Wubsies ♥

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Scenario: This suggestion made me add this kid and fuck with him http://backpack.tf/vote/id/544272b0b88d88a23c8b493b

I'm =ocu= o.W.n sniperz if you're wondering throughout 2/3's of the conversation.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

7:38 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: Hi

7:38 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Hey

7:39 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i see ur price sugestin

7:39 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: I thout it was good

7:39 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i voted yes

7:38 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Oh thank you <3

7:39 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: y peple hate?

7:39 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: I know ight

7:39 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: right

7:39 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: gud proof also  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

7:39 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: I had to copy and paste this like 5 times: Let me guess. Your one of those people who go on the internet to harass people because they have a shitty life. I genuinely feel sorry for you from the bottom of my heart.

7:39 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Thanks

7:39 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: I talked to the guy who closed it

7:39 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: He said anything traded often needs links, which is fine. He was chill about it.

7:40 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i no rite

7:40 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

7:41 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i meen

7:41 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: if u add one sold link

7:41 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: peple would vote yes


7:42 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: wen peple says u was stubborn

7:42 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i cried alitle

7:41 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Ikr

7:44 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: am wondering if u make new sugestion with one link, wud peple vote yes?

7:44 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: You should try it! For me it would fail from haters

7:44 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Just copy and paste my satuff

7:44 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: stuff

7:44 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: I give permission

7:45 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: cant

7:45 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: busy with math homewerk

7:45 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Ah kk

7:45 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: It would be interesting  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/crate 

7:46 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: u no

7:46 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber] is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

7:46 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: u r stubborn

7:46 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i liek u

7:46 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

7:46 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber] is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.


7:46 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i subed to ur utube

7:46 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: >2

7:46 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: <3

7:46 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

7:47 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber] is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

7:46 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Is oWn still around?

7:47 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: ya

7:47 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: stil populer

7:48 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: u wana no sumting?

7:48 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: i tink u will like, partner

7:48 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: Sumting?

7:49 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: sry

7:49 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: *something

7:49 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: am not god wit engish

7:49 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz: This whole time...

7:49 AM - =ocu= o.W.n sniperz has changed their name to 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€.

7:50 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: It's been me, ya stubborn child  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

7:50 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: 0-0

7:50 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: All I said were LIES.

7:50 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Your suggestion was bad.

7:50 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Really bad.

7:50 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: I blind voted without hesitating.

7:50 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber]: uW0tm8

7:51 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Blind vote - Voted without looking at proof

7:51 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Your 'proof' isn't considered proof

7:51 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Hell, I could say I want to price my unusual at 500 buds, because unusuals = burning TC

7:51 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: amirite?

7:51 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Would you think anyone'd accept that, mate?

7:52 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber] is now Offline.   - Removes me

7:52 AM - ZeChap [YouTuber] is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

7:52 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: lmao

7:53 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: I had a fun ride with you, learn your mistakes, and especially from others.

7:53 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Fuck up once, you're fucked for the rest of your life.

7:53 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Well, not with your life, not that specific.

7:53 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: But you understand me.

7:53 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: And others.
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Wubsies ♥ Newbie

Wubsies ♥

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7:58 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Oh, and thanks for the Profile BG <3

7:57 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Np <3

7:58 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I knwo you like tits

7:58 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: so

7:58 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Have tits <3

7:58 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Anime tits too

7:58 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: Gotta fix my profile now, but it was worth it <3

7:58 AM - 『 Wubsie-Chan ♥ ã€: inb4hardscopedonforums

7:58 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: lol, you got a tit background for doing it

 

 

Worth. It.

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DiamondHavoc. Newbie

DiamondHavoc.

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Never tell your password to anyone.

DiamondHavoc.: yo

DiamondHavoc.: can I help

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: can i offer on the paint?

DiamondHavoc.: which

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: pink

DiamondHavoc.: key only please

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: then put pure only on your trade

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: becuase your not asking for pure

DiamondHavoc.: if my trade only shows keys and ref on the right side, it means pure

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: nooo

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: thats the price

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: you put it in the description

Cream Gravy Da Eagle: and say u want puure

DiamondHavoc.: its obvious because I didn't put offers on the right hand side, I don't need to edit the description to make it more obvious. Unless the person looking at the trade was a moron

Cream Gravy Da Eagle is now Offline.

Cream Gravy Da Eagle is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

 

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Bacon Drink Newbie

Bacon Drink

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[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: Hey

Bacon Drink: Aye

Bacon Drink: ?

Bacon Drink: Nuthing more ?

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: do u think i could have some free items u dont want

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: i dont have alot

Bacon Drink: Second

Bacon Drink: u haz alot

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: well

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: i meant by hats

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: like ur 1.33

Bacon Drink: I dun have many hatz too

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: well

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: could have ur robo parts

Bacon Drink: Not for free

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: how much

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: 3 scrap

Bacon Drink: Uhh

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: a rec

Bacon Drink: Lol ?

Bacon Drink: All together 5 ref

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: bull

Bacon Drink: I d be fine with 4 either.

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: i dont have that much

Bacon Drink: Then pay in hats

Bacon Drink: Whatever

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: nah

Bacon Drink: Then not.

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: ur an idiot

Bacon Drink: LOL

Bacon Drink: Quoty

Bacon Drink: I guess you also know you are blocked

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: why am i?

Bacon Drink: Guess why

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: i dont know

Bacon Drink: You can think while being on my block list 8)

[M.H.C] -=Legend=- ist Offline.

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: fuck u

[M.H.C] -=Legend=-: prick

 

I lol'd hard

 

300 Pages of this thread! gg

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