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October-25-14

6:57 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: hey

6:58 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: il sell you a spooky sleves and a little overpay for rustic color

6:58 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: how much would you add?

6:59 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: i dont know willl you add some if i add a 2 ref item

6:59 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: dont realy want to add sorry

6:59 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: just a little

6:59 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: scrap

7:00 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: please

7:00 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: i need it

7:00 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: well can you say your offer first

7:00 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: sand i dont want to get riped off

7:00 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: bonk boy

7:00 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: its 2 ref price check it

7:00 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: so what is your entire offer?

7:01 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: all i want is the rustic

7:01 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: i really want 1 or 2 scrap

7:01 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: with that

7:01 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: and you're doing bonk+sleeves?

7:02 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: if your willing to overpay alot yes

7:02 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: well i can do the bonk for the rustic

7:02 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: but i cant add

7:02 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: sorry

7:03 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: hmm what about 1 for 1 spooky for rustic because there same price

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: no thanks

7:03 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: fuck off faggot

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: thanks

7:03 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: i reported you fucker

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: good

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: one more thing

7:03 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: suck a uncooked hoit dog

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: can you report me again

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: like

7:03 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: nigga

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: more than once

7:03 PM - [GIRL] Mr. Bucket: i'd appreciate if you did
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7:03 PM - From Death To Destinyâ„¢: suck a uncooked hoit dog

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â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Hey 
[GIRL] A Racist Mario: hi
â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Can you donate me items
[GIRL] A Racist Mario: wat
â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Can You Donate Items
[GIRL] A Racist Mario: lets look at this
[GIRL] A Racist Mario: a random person added me
[GIRL] A Racist Mario: i have never talked with you
[GIRL] A Racist Mario: and your asking me for items
[GIRL] A Racist Mario: good luck with that
â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Yes ur right 
â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys: Thx For Your Time Sir.
â˜TTTâ˜Cloud 9 #Scrap2Keys is now Offline.
i dont

 

Broo i know that guy. He tried to sell me a Soda Popper for a Scout Hat

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After accepting this trade offer, I accept his invite...

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7:16 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Hey, just accepted your offer, enjoy!
7:16 PM - ✓ Sergei170402 ✓: noting
7:16 PM - ✓ Sergei170402 ✓ is now Offline.
7:17 PM - ✓ Sergei170402 ✓ is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
7:17 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: wat.
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When Chemistry meets Botany

 

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Dude

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Dude...

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: DUDE

3:41 PM - Cedar~: ye?

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: THE WORD CEDARIUM

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: IS MADE UP OF ELEMENT SYMBOLS

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: C, Ce, Cd, Ca, Cr, Cu and Cm

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Carbon, Cerium, Cadmium, Calcium, Chromium, Copper and Californium

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Ci does not exist

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Claim it <3

3:42 PM - Cedar~: Cedarium = Ci then, best Course of action
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When Chemistry meets Botany

 

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Dude

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Dude...

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: DUDE

3:41 PM - Cedar~: ye?

3:40 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: THE WORD CEDARIUM

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: IS MADE UP OF ELEMENT SYMBOLS

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: C, Ce, Cd, Ca, Cr, Cu and Cm

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Carbon, Cerium, Cadmium, Calcium, Chromium, Copper and Californium

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Ci does not exist

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Claim it <3

3:42 PM - Cedar~: Cedarium = Ci then, best Course of action

I'd ask you to add context, then I remembered what we were talking about.
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[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: I need a girl pic

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: a real girl pic

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: Femscout not convincing

Cedar~: Whenever I see one of those, I always presume its fake

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: kek

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: but the [GIRL]'s who are doing that

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: are getting "can I visit you"

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: etc

Cedar~: That's because tf2s main fanbase

Cedar~: Is desperate horny male teenagers

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: LOL

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4:30 PM - edwwid: hi :)
4:30 PM - edwwid: i added you about your sunbeams rain catcher
4:32 PM - edwwid is now Online.
4:35 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: Okay
4:36 PM - You have accepted the trade request from edwwid.
4:36 PM - edwwid: i have 4.8 bud unusual but youd have to add.. ill still overpay tho
-Adds a Phos. Waxy-
4:36 PM - edwwid: the other guy on outpost wants 6 but im fair ill ask under 4.8
4:36 PM - edwwid: if u r intreested
4:36 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: lol. Sorry, that's not 4.8
4:36 PM - edwwid: ok
10:17 PM - edwwid is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
10:17 PM - edwwid: what is it then
10:18 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: Less
10:19 PM - edwwid is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
10:19 PM - edwwid: how much
10:19 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: I wouldn't 1:1 it with my raincatcher
10:19 PM - edwwid: lel k
10:20 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: not even if you added
10:20 PM - edwwid: Ha! ok dont waste my time
10:20 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: You added me, I already said no
10:20 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: You're wasting your own time
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[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: I need a girl pic
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: a real girl pic
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: Femscout not convincing
Cedar~: Whenever I see one of those, I always presume its fake
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: kek
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: but the [GIRL]'s who are doing that
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: are getting "can I visit you"
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: etc
Cedar~: That's because tf2s main fanbase
Cedar~: Is desperate horny male teenagers
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: LOL

 

He's not wrong  :ph34r:

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4:30 PM - edwwid: hi :)
4:30 PM - edwwid: i added you about your sunbeams rain catcher
4:32 PM - edwwid is now Online.
4:35 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: Okay
4:36 PM - You have accepted the trade request from edwwid.
4:36 PM - edwwid: i have 4.8 bud unusual but youd have to add.. ill still overpay tho
-Adds a Phos. Waxy-
4:36 PM - edwwid: the other guy on outpost wants 6 but im fair ill ask under 4.8
4:36 PM - edwwid: if u r intreested
4:36 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: lol. Sorry, that's not 4.8
4:36 PM - edwwid: ok
10:17 PM - edwwid is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
10:17 PM - edwwid: what is it then
10:18 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: Less
10:19 PM - edwwid is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
10:19 PM - edwwid: how much
10:19 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: I wouldn't 1:1 it with my raincatcher
10:19 PM - edwwid: lel k
10:20 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: not even if you added
10:20 PM - edwwid: Ha! ok dont waste my time
10:20 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: You added me, I already said no
10:20 PM - ☠Python Skeleton[GIRL]☠: You're wasting your own time

 

 

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After I called his phos wayfinder cancer and removed him (he tried to offer on my Dreamcatcher)

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[GIRL] Langweenee: Hello

Preteen angst: Yo

Preteen angst: If I sell you multiple buds is their some sort of extra?

[GIRL] Langweenee: no

Preteen angst: Pffffff

Preteen angst: Lame

[GIRL] Langweenee: No u

[GIRL] Langweenee: get gud kid

Preteen angst: Everybody and their mom is buying for 15 keys

[GIRL] Langweenee: K

Preteen angst is now Offline.
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4:56 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: hi

5:01 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB} is now Online.

5:10 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: my

5:11 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: name is

5:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: what?

5:12 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: my name is

5:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: who?

5:12 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: my name is

5:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: chicka chicka slim shady

5:12 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: hi kids do you like violence?

5:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: yeah yeah!

5:12 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: want to watch me stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

5:12 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: uh huh!

5:12 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: want to copy me and do exactly like i did

5:13 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: yeah yeah!

5:13 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: try say it, get fucked up worse then my life did

5:13 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: huh?

5:13 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: im trying to get my headstraight

5:13 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: but i cant figure out which wubsies i want to inpregnate

5:14 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

5:14 PM - Dr. Sassy Jr {NTOTB}: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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winning

 

♫Princess Nick Muffins♫: is that you .. ?
♫Princess Nick Muffins♫: in ya profile picture?
♫Princess Nick Muffins♫: becuase if it is you're very pretty goodbye ;3
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still winning

 

[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: hey
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: is that profile pic u?
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: or ur gf?
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: :P
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: hmm
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: i guess its u
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: nice girls group
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: :P
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9:28 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: 'allo?

9:28 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í°: hi

9:28 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í°: buy

9:28 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í°: Spectral Spectrum

9:28 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í°: wait

9:28 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í°: i sell

9:29 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í°: key

9:29 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I sold it...?

9:29 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í°: ok

9:29 PM - 부ë¼ë¦¬í° is now Offline.

 

Anyone understand what he's saying?

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Guys like these more than make up for all the shitheads and lowballers from outpost.

Ended up re-adding him and giving a spare lady killer i had from my fail-boxing.

 

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1:25 PM - Creepy Pyro: hi

1:25 PM - Creepy Pyro: im from tf2 outpost

1:25 PM - Creepy Pyro: i sell the classified coif

1:25 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: alright,

1:25 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: hold on

1:25 PM - Creepy Pyro has accepted your request to trade.

1:25 PM - Creepy Pyro: 2.66 plz or 2 1.33 hast

1:27 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: uh, i got an uncraftable safe n sound i was lookign to sell. its valued at 1.33 ref... is that enough for you? plus 1.33 in metal

1:27 PM - Creepy Pyro: ummmm

1:27 PM - Creepy Pyro: im sorry i dont play engi

1:27 PM - Creepy Pyro: ):

1:27 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: no worries

1:27 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: i can pay in pure

1:27 PM - Creepy Pyro: ooh nice cattergun

1:27 PM - Creepy Pyro: very impressive

1:28 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: thanks

1:28 PM - Creepy Pyro: and cool buds

1:28 PM - Creepy Pyro: somdeay i will have bus

1:28 PM - Creepy Pyro: buds

1:28 PM - Creepy Pyro: ...someday

1:28 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: im sure you will.  just keep trading

1:28 PM - Creepy Pyro: oh well nice talking to you

1:28 PM - Creepy Pyro: bye then

1:28 PM - [GIRL] Piss-poor Marksman: bye

1:28 PM - Creepy Pyro is now Offline.

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Holo the Wise Wolf: who is that
Holo the Wise Wolf: t-that grill
Holo the Wise Wolf: so kawaii

 

 

 

 

still winning

 

[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: hey
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: is that profile pic u?
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: or ur gf?
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: :P
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: hmm
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: i guess its u
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: nice girls group
[uber-Tube]Wolf#Peace.com: :P

 

 

Permission to facepalm at this?

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winning

 

♫Princess Nick Muffins♫: is that you .. ?
♫Princess Nick Muffins♫: in ya profile picture?
♫Princess Nick Muffins♫: becuase if it is you're very pretty goodbye ;3

 

 

I honestly think you're taking this too far, still hilarious though.

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Holo the Wise Wolf: Wait

Holo the Wise Wolf: Are you lesbian

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: u wot :x

Holo the Wise Wolf: I thought you were talking about having a girlfriend awhile back

 

Shit. busted

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Holo the Wise Wolf: Wait
Holo the Wise Wolf: Are you lesbian
[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: u wot :x
Holo the Wise Wolf: I thought you were talking about having a girlfriend awhile back
 
Shit. busted

 

tell 'em you're bi

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