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2:04 PM - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): happy birthday
2:04 PM - Grimes: wat
2:04 PM - Grimes: bit l8
2:04 PM - Grimes:  :B1:

 

d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): happy birthday
MusicalEclipse: you're 5 months late bro
d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): damn
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Feld-Strange Uncraft Collector: Hello

Nomis S.S.M: hi

Nomis S.S.M: huo-long heater?

Nomis S.S.M: bp price?

Nomis S.S.M: strange one

Feld-Strange Uncraft Collector: It's a Huo Long with a part that doesn't show on bp.tf

Nomis S.S.M: what part?

Feld-Strange Uncraft Collector: It's actually a strange filter, limits the kills to being counted on a certain map

Nomis S.S.M: crap part

Nomis S.S.M: sorry

Nomis S.S.M: ive wasted your time

Feld-Strange Uncraft Collector: I have it stated in my trades that it has it attached

Nomis S.S.M: yeah i only read price

Nomis S.S.M: sorry

Nomis S.S.M: bye

Feld-Strange Uncraft Collector: bye

Nomis S.S.M is now Offline.

Nomis S.S.M is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

Feld-Strange Uncraft Collector: ignorant piece of shit
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Never tell your password to anyone.

Boom. Nutshot.: hello

EG Finn: hi

EG Finn: i want to buy a breakout key for my tf2 key

Boom. Nutshot.: I want you to read my trade

EG Finn: ok done

EG Finn: 1:1

EG Finn: add me or send a trade offer

EG Finn: thats what it says

Boom. Nutshot.: mhm

Boom. Nutshot.: See something wrong?

EG Finn: dude wahts the point here

Boom. Nutshot.: you tell me

EG Finn is now Offline.

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*Had to remove the :D faces from the guy's name

22:24 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Hey

22:24 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: hey

22:25 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: i sent you a trade offer

22:25 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: check it

22:25 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: soo?

22:25 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Dont be unpatient.

22:25 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: ?

22:26 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: ?

22:26 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: ?

22:26 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: ?

22:26 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: yes or no?

22:26 - Masky S>All mah stuff: wait

22:26 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: k

22:27 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: soo?...

22:28 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: hello?

22:29 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: you are there?

22:29 - Masky S>All mah stuff: I said

22:29 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Wait

22:29 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

22:34 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Nah i'll pass

22:34 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: why

22:34 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: ?

22:34 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: its a great offer

22:34 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: ok soo bye

22:34 - Masky S>All mah stuff: If its a great offer

22:34 - Masky S>All mah stuff: I would have already took it

22:34 - Masky S>All mah stuff: I could offer other items if you are interested

22:34 - Masky S>All mah stuff: But not keys

22:35 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: offer


22:36 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: i need the bills +2 keys in items

22:36 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: men bills + 2 keys in items

22:37 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: men bills

22:37 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22:37 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: bills

22:37 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Uuhm

22:37 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Shut up first

22:37 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: +2 keys in items

22:37 - Masky S>All mah stuff: And then

22:37 - Masky S>All mah stuff: I'll do bills

22:38 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: +2 keys in items

22:38 - Masky S>All mah stuff: I know, wait

22:38 - Masky S>All mah stuff: I'm thinking

22:38 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: not hallowen stuff

22:39 - Masky S>All mah stuff: why not

22:39 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: i dont like them

22:39 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Halloween stuff rises on halloween but 'l

22:39 - Masky S>All mah stuff: ok*

22:39 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: dont care

22:40 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: soo?

22:40 - Masky S>All mah stuff: You know what wait means?

22:40 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: but 10000000000000000000000000 years?

22:41 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

22:41 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: no weps

22:41 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: remove the weps plz


22:42 - Masky S>All mah stuff: 0.33 each

22:42 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: no

22:42 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: no weps

22:42 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: and no hallowen

22:42 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: thats it

22:43 - Masky S>All mah stuff: 'k

22:43 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: untill now its 6.66

22:43 - Masky S>All mah stuff: Lol no

22:43 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: paint doesnt count

22:43 - Masky S>All mah stuff: It does.

22:43 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: soo my hats worth 7.5

22:43 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: not 7

22:43 - Masky S>All mah stuff: And mine 5.5

22:44 - Masky S>All mah stuff: c:

22:44 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: you wrote 5

22:44 - Masky S>All mah stuff: And you are selling for 7 so stop the bullshitting

22:44 - |{R}abbit| |  killer â„¢: ok bye nevermind cya

 


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Narsha: hey how cna I help you?
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Securidy shades?
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: I Have 1.66 REf,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ has accepted your request to trade.
Narsha: thats not 1.66 ref
Narsha: thats a menpo
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Its still,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: . . .
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Look on Backpack.tf,
Narsha: is it ref?
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Yep,
Narsha: you sure it looks like a menpo
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: It Is,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Its not genuine
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: if its genuine its 1.33
Narsha: go sell it for actual ref then
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: It Is Ref,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Understand my Words,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: . . .
Narsha: I do
Narsha: its not ref
Narsha: I do not want it
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Yes it is,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Don't Agruee with me,
Narsha: mate its a fuking hat
Narsha: it is not refined metal
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Look on backpack.tf
Narsha: are you mental?
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: No?
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Excuse me?
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: I'll have too report for agrueements
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Cant have this,
Narsha: lol go for it
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Your a Retard,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Go Suck a Dick,
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: LOLOLO
Narsha: mk stay mad
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: YOU GOT R3kt
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: So
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: Sonny
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: DICLY
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: HTRG
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: FFG
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: G
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: DF
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: G
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: DF
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: GF
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: F
Pancake•ʸᵃʸ: f
Narsha: blocked
Narsha: have a nice day
 

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anyone.

WAAAAHT: Hello.

floppymexBG: Hi

floppymexBG: i have offer for you

floppymexBG: do you want to trade?

WAAAAHT: Yes.

WAAAAHT: What do you need?

floppymexBG: I have offer for your AWP and Cloud9 sticker

WAAAAHT: Alright, show me the offer.

floppymexBG has accepted your request to trade.

floppymexBG: 1 awp for 2 weapon? not fair trade stupid scammer

WAAAAHT: omg their like 5 cents


floppymexBG is now Offline.

floppymexBG is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

WAAAAHT: I swear to god I will rip out your throat if I see you in real life.

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Random Trade

♥Ñσѕєу♥: hii 9:16:59 PM
Corp.fox: hi... 9:17:21 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: add Strange All-Father 9:17:32 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥ added Strange Professional Killstreak Brass Beast 9:17:33 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: add ''Kogasa-chan~'' 9:18:21 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥ added Unusual Hetman's Headpiece 9:18:22 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: add ''Kogasa-chan~'' 9:18:27 PM
Corp.fox: ? 9:18:39 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: add ''Kogasa-chan~'' 9:18:44 PM
Corp.fox: y? 9:18:54 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: i want unusal hard counter for this 9:19:06 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: how much u want 9:19:12 PM
Corp.fox: not for sale... 9:19:17 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: what unusal selling u 9:19:39 PM
Corp.fox: nothing... 9:19:47 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: all father 9:19:56 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: strange 9:20:00 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥ removed Unusual Hetman's Headpiece 9:20:02 PM
Corp.fox: nothing is for sale at the moment 9:20:14 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥ removed Strange Professional Killstreak Brass Beast 9:20:29 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: what u selliing 9:20:37 PM
♥Ñσѕєу♥: stupid 9:20:40 PM
Corp.fox: lol 9:20:48 PM

 

http://backpack.tf/trust/76561198104085405

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Chocolate #10000ref: u is hawt gril gamer?
[GIRL] Baloo: yiss
 
Chocolate #10000ref: u is hawt gril gamer?
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: yea  i sign nude pics for 20 keys each
Chocolate #10000ref: ok you go first
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: or i can offer me and baloo together for 35
Chocolate #10000ref: hmm...
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: ok
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: sent the picture
Chocolate #10000ref: I'll consider your offer
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: send the keys now please
Chocolate #10000ref: ok
Chocolate #10000ref: sent
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: ...
Chocolate #10000ref: Thanks for the trade
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: they're duped
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: ...
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: ...
Chocolate #10000ref: Wait
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: ...
Chocolate #10000ref: I'll add some more
Chocolate #10000ref: sent teh rest
Chocolate #10000ref: I have no more keys
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: k
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: enjoy your mark
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: bye
Chocolate #10000ref: dun kil me ;-;
Chocolate #10000ref: noooo i is legit trader
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: actually you traded with a marked scammer
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: you gave her duped keys
Chocolate #10000ref: ohno
Chocolate #10000ref: wat do i do
Chocolate #10000ref: can i make new account
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: no actually
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: ill tell you what you do
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: fhritp
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket: fuck her right in the pussy
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket is now Offline.
[GIRL] Mr. Bucket is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
 
Unlucky.: Challenge
Unlucky.: accepted
Unlucky. has changed their name to [GIRL] Unlucky..
[GIRL] Unlucky.: Fight me
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From a friend: 

 

12:00 - Divi: hi

12:00 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: hi

12:00 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: u trade The Frying Pan

12:01 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: strange?

12:01 - Divi: yes

12:01 - You have accepted the trade request from MLG|Brusnichka|wait......

12:01 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: go

12:02 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: i give bill`s

12:02 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: hat

12:02 - Divi: worth 5 keys

12:02 - Divi: not even pure

12:03 - Divi: why would you wanna offer that

12:03 - Divi: after offering a 5 key item

12:04 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: i girl

12:04 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: please(

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Never tell your password to anyone.


9:15 PM - Grimes: my ip is not foh you > :)

9:16 PM - Grimes: cya bb

9:19 PM - Grimes: ay lmao

9:19 PM - Outlaw11A: nice ip

9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: you with telstra?

9:20 PM - Grimes: nope

9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: hows brisbane?

9:20 PM - Grimes: lol

9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: or queensland?

9:20 PM - Grimes: not even close

9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: 18.172.16.99?

9:20 PM - Grimes: ayyy lmao

9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: wat?


9:20 PM - Grimes: you think im in qld

9:21 PM - Grimes: i used to live there

9:21 PM - Grimes: not any more

9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: yea most ip locators are pretty basic

9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: I could go further but I won't

9:21 PM - Grimes: pls dun fite meirl

9:21 PM - Grimes: im scarded

9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: you're pretty pathetic

9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: good bye

9:21 PM - Grimes: cyabb

 

 

i trolled him ingame, he pretended he knew my ip

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Wednesday, 15 October 2014

10:38 PM - Grimes: hi

10:38 PM - = ocu =Discord: hi

10:38 PM - = ocu =Discord: i will buy the persian persuader

10:38 PM - = ocu =Discord: for .33

10:38 PM - = ocu =Discord: pure

10:38 PM - Grimes: .66

10:39 PM - = ocu =Discord: no thanks

10:39 PM - Grimes: ...

10:39 PM - = ocu =Discord: good luck selling that crap strange

10:39 PM - = ocu =Discord: Bye

10:39 PM - = ocu =Discord is now Offline.

 

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From a friend: 

 

12:00 - Divi: hi

12:00 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: hi

12:00 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: u trade The Frying Pan

12:01 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: strange?

12:01 - Divi: yes

12:01 - You have accepted the trade request from MLG|Brusnichka|wait......

12:01 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: go

12:02 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: i give bill`s

12:02 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: hat

12:02 - Divi: worth 5 keys

12:02 - Divi: not even pure

12:03 - Divi: why would you wanna offer that

12:03 - Divi: after offering a 5 key item

12:04 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: i girl

12:04 - MLG|Brusnichka|wait.....: please(

Isn't Bill pure?

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Never tell your password to anyone.
9:15 PM - Grimes: my ip is not foh you > :)
9:16 PM - Grimes: cya bb
9:19 PM - Grimes: ay lmao
9:19 PM - Outlaw11A: nice ip
9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: you with telstra?
9:20 PM - Grimes: nope
9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: hows brisbane?
9:20 PM - Grimes: lol
9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: or queensland?
9:20 PM - Grimes: not even close
9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: 18.172.16.99?
9:20 PM - Grimes: ayyy lmao
9:20 PM - Outlaw11A: wat?
9:20 PM - Grimes: you think im in qld
9:21 PM - Grimes: i used to live there
9:21 PM - Grimes: not any more
9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: yea most ip locators are pretty basic
9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: I could go further but I won't
9:21 PM - Grimes: pls dun fite meirl
9:21 PM - Grimes: im scarded
9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: you're pretty pathetic
9:21 PM - Outlaw11A: good bye
9:21 PM - Grimes: cyabb
 
 
i trolled him ingame, he pretended he knew my ip

 

what does ayyy lmao means?

chocolate won't tell me, s-he's a nasty grill.

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Boom. Nutshot.: hello
[LTU] Trouble In Duck Town: hello
[LTU] Trouble In Duck Town: Would you buy the glob for 1 key? :)
[LTU] Trouble In Duck Town: or a lil lower
Boom. Nutshot.: sure, I'll buy something I don't want for my sell price
Boom. Nutshot.: excellent
[LTU] Trouble In Duck Town: 8,88 would be good? :)
[LTU] Trouble In Duck Town: it's 9 ref actually
[LTU] Trouble In Duck Town: 1 key
 
(proceeds to send multiple trade requests and a trade offer)
 
[LTU] Trouble In Duck Town: Haha, wonder where you went ;p

 

 

UPDATE: I sent him a trade offer of 1.55 for my U/C Col Roule (in an attempt at sarcasm) and he accepted it

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I don't even...This guy adds me after i bump my trade looking to buy earbuds, and then this happens

 

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Jayne: hi

Jayne: sorry i know a little english

Face: hey

Jayne: i have 2 buds. you want?

Face: for....?

Jayne: 30

Face: that works

(i sent a trade request, and turned to play the game. a couple minutes pass, while i alt tab to check)

Jayne has not responded to your trade request.

Face: hello?

Jayne: hi

Face: uh, you didnt accept the trade offer

Jayne: ok bb

Face: wait what

Face: not selling the buds?

Jayne: i selling

Face: trade now?

Jayne: yes

Face: accept the trade request?

Jayne: :)

Jayne: go fuck

Face: .....

(removes himself)

Jayne is now Offline.
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Langweenee: Hello

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: hey there

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: can i place an offer on your max's head?

Langweenee: Of course

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: 2 buds pure+ MN Ketche (valued at 1.2 buds)+ sweets

Langweenee: MN?

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: miami nights

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: :/

Langweenee: Allright

Langweenee: Let me look into it

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: k

Langweenee: So

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: want me to link its history to you?

Langweenee: Is that overpay?

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: yeah, i mean

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: its a level 1 max

Langweenee: I THINK NOT

Langweenee: BYE

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: lol

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ is now Offline.

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: nice bp btw

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ: get reported

é©å‘½áµáµ—ᶜ is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

Langweenee: lol wat m8

  

I don't see what's wrong with my BP, it spiked because I have mad trading skillz

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Sunday, October 12, 2014

9:51 PM - Facemanâ„¢: yo, you there?

 

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

9:53 PM - Facemanâ„¢: Hey

9:54 PM - Facemanâ„¢: uh, i'm not sure if you're still interested in offering on one of my unusuals...

9:54 PM - Hoppo: uh not sure if you can fuck off

9:54 PM - Hoppo: fuck me take a fucking hint cunt

9:54 PM - Facemanâ„¢: you added me lol?

9:54 PM - Hoppo: fuck off wanker

9:54 PM - Hoppo is now Offline.

 

Dafuq...
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