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I'm convinced these fuckers just run down the list of steam users and add anyone who plays both csgo and tf2. 

 

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Me playing TF2 with Zcrab.

 

20:31 - Zcrab: go fuck ursel

20:33 - Zcrab: I'm scoring more than you

20:33 - Zcrab: so many peeps without hats

20:43 - Zcrab: tryhard much

20:44 - Zcrab: rekt

20:44 - cares: lagged + looked at scoreboard

20:44 - cares: 27:5

20:44 - Zcrab: so did i

20:45 - cares: owned

20:45 - Zcrab: lagged + looked at scoreboard

20:47 - cares: pwned

20:47 - Zcrab: noob

20:47 - cares: spy tactics

20:51 - cares: rekt

20:51 - cares: lured like a pro

20:51 - Zcrab: oh fuck you you little piece of shit

20:51 - Zcrab: you fuck off now

20:51 - cares: mad

20:51 - Zcrab: I fucked your mom too

20:51 - Zcrab: fuck you man

20:51 - Zcrab: I'm better than you

20:51 - Zcrab: noob

20:51 - Zcrab: you suck

20:52 - cares: I'm gay and you fucked my mom

20:52 - Zcrab: bet you're gay

20:52 - Zcrab: yes

20:52 - Zcrab: yesyes

20:52 - cares: POW

20:52 - cares: 69 DMG

20:52 - Zcrab: W4ERT HG8U790Å+éraj9053

20:52 - Zcrab: p´re

20:53 - Zcrab: owned

20:54 - cares: LOL

20:54 - cares: LOLOLOL HEAVY

20:54 - cares: LOL

20:54 - cares: rofl

20:54 - cares: who the fuck rage switches to heavy man

20:55 - cares: that's stereotypical and sad

20:55 - Zcrab: YES I AM MAD

20:55 - Zcrab: YES I AM GOING HEAVY

20:55 - Zcrab: FUCK YOU

20:58 - cares: hint

20:58 - cares: using the pocket pistol

20:59 - Zcrab: Yeah I'm not going pyro

20:59 - cares: failed pyro switch

20:59 - Zcrab: tricked u

21:00 - cares: le epik spi meme zcrab buttseks

21:01 - Zcrab: noob

21:01 - cares: lmao

21:03 - Zcrab: motherfucker

21:03 - cares: noob

21:04 - Zcrab: say that to my score

21:04 - Zcrab: THAT'S 12 POINTS MORE THAN YOURS

21:04 - cares: your kd is 1.5

21:04 - Zcrab: Nope

21:04 - Zcrab: 44:41

21:04 - cares: kek

21:04 - cares: 50:17

21:04 - Zcrab: I could do that too

21:05 - Zcrab: think you're better than me=?

21:05 - cares: all of your points are from assists

21:05 - cares: :)

21:05 - Zcrab: only 20 assists

21:06 - cares: get shit on

21:06 - Zcrab: I was taunting

21:06 - cares: me too

21:07 - Zcrab: fuck off you little piece of shit

21:07 - cares: even profiteering while reking you

21:08 - Zcrab: think you're so faster huh

21:08 - cares: lmfao natasha

21:08 - cares: ultimate rage

21:09 - Zcrab: what's the matter?

21:09 - Zcrab: Are your legs tired?

21:10 - cares: 1 HP REKTAGE

21:10 - cares: LOLOLOL

21:10 - Zcrab: 1IJ3HQNTOBUPEGSF9K52B

21:10 - cares: MADMADMADMAD

21:11 - cares: fuck your lag

21:11 - Zcrab: fuck you

21:11 - Call from Zcrab started.

21:11 - Call with Zcrab ended.

21:11 - Call from Zcrab started.

21:11 - cares: fuck your rage

21:11 - cares: lmao

21:11 - Call with Zcrab ended.

21:11 - Call from Zcrab started.

21:11 - Call with Zcrab ended.
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Hazza: oh ni

SuporeMaster: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hazza: knights that say ni

SuporeMaster: german words for never = nie

SuporeMaster: nie = ni, pronounciation wise

Hazza: I made a monty python reference

SuporeMaster: the germans who say nie

SuporeMaster: ik

Hazza: so much better than dum germanys

SuporeMaster: thats racist

SuporeMaster: im sure

SuporeMaster: in some germany

Hazza: oh nu am i gunna git bannud

SuporeMaster: rip in rest

Hazza: see me in shitposting hell

Hazza: jk I don't shitpost

Hazza: only nerds shitpost


SuporeMaster: like u

Hazza: like valley




SuporeMaster: :B2:

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雪音: I think venom's angry
can you even handle this: y
雪音: 雪音: heard you were starting a petition
雪音: too bad
雪音: I loved that running joke about sharks
TheVenomWithin#AlmostGotMarked: lmfao
can you even handle this: kek
雪音: he never says lmfao unless he's angry ;'c
can you even handle this: he's gonna eat you
can you even handle this: like a shark
can you even handle this: >:^))))
雪音: :o
雪音: halp
雪音: he's chasing me
can you even handle this: rip
雪音: I cant swim
can you even handle this: I'll dig ye a grave
can you even handle this:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/boneleton
雪音: *nar nar nar*
雪音: *splish splash*
雪音: *chomp*
雪音: ded
雪音: not big surprise
can you even handle this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodd6C5ryUU
can you even handle this: you were good son
can you even handle this: real good
雪音: ♫Who can say where the road goes♫
雪音: rest in pieces pilo
can you even handle this: rest in pepperoni pizzas
雪音: dec 29 2014 - may 4 2015

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02:11 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

02:11 - LL || Borg: Hi.

02:11 - LL || Borg: I'd like to buy your S. F. Medigun.


02:12 - LL || Borg: I don't have much pure, but I have these hats.

02:13 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): well not really interested in any of those

02:15 - LL || Borg: I'll give you the HWNN and the Swagman, both.

02:16 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): No thanks =P

02:16 - LL || Borg: Would any combination of two of those hats work?

02:17 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I'm gonna say no, sorry :P

02:17 - LL || Borg: You pure only people annoy me.

02:17 - LL || Borg is now Offline.

 

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A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: hi

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: Hello

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: you added me?

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: 1 sec

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: Wanna trade me?

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: what'd you want to buy?

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: Sell*

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: what item

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: A Vintage Killer's Kabuto with An Extraodinary Abundance of Tinge Paint

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I'm not buying vintage kabuto's atm

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: :/

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: I have a few other cosmetics

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: no thanks

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: with Aussie paint

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I don't want painted stuff

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: pfft

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty: Fuck you :)

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty is now Offline.

koskvj#PassionOfRoyalty is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: lmao, reading also gets you places in life

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: like off my blocked list :^)
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...Sorry, but can't someone understand that exams are actually stressful...?

 

Edit: She blocked me because of that conversation. GG no re.

 

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FireballNitro #LickWayne: ?

Freddy0 : hey

Freddy0 : just saw your video

Freddy0 : decided to add u

FireballNitro #LickWayne: what video lol

FireballNitro #LickWayne: i dont do youtube

Freddy0 : lol u don't saw it?

Freddy0 : it's from a stream

Freddy0 : saved video :)

Freddy0 : about your ace

Freddy0 : http://twitlch.tv/ (phishinglink shit blah blah blah i took it out)

Freddy0 : nice ace btw

FireballNitro #LickWayne: ive never gotten an ace in my life

Freddy0 : lol

FireballNitro #LickWayne: and ive never heard of a

FireballNitro #LickWayne: twitlch

FireballNitro #LickWayne: im not stupid either.

Freddy0 is now Offline.

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I think I'm starting to get Awesome McCoolName's victims ;c

 

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Tuesday, May 05, 2015
5:50 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Hello
5:50 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: hello
5:50 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: i am trading for your knife
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: i am trading my awp asiimov
5:51 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Your AWP | Asiimov(BS) isn't enough.
5:51 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: It's 1/2 the value of my knife..
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: well it has FT look on it
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: so its not market price
5:52 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I've bought TONS that look FT for the market value.
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: well this one isnt ok?
5:52 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Your AWP price isn't doubled just b/c of it's looks.
5:52 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Don
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: lol
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: i neever said it was doubled
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: ur knife is only 55
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: and the unmarket price is around 40
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: You're making it doubled the price, the knife is $50, yours is half.
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: not even
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: its 30 dollar
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: dollars
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: and i am placing it 40 dollars
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: for the flip knife
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: yup
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: $20 over market value.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: lol do u not have usd
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I've bought many for market value, with FT looks.
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Please don't argue with me.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: cause right now the awp is 29 dollars
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I know what I am doing.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: if u dont have fucking down sydrome u wouldnt be so retarded now would u
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: ok
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Says the one overvaluing their item by $20.
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: slut now go home
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: lol its 30 bucks market
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Saltyyyy~
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: dip shit god damn girls these days r such hookers
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I enjoy your pain.
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Give me more.
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: of course ur a slut whore
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: kill ur self irl
5:55 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: That's exactly what I want.
5:55 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=- is now Offline.
5:55 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Give me more of that, pleasee~~
5:55 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=- is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
5:55 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Fucking idiot.
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I think I'm starting to get Awesome McCoolName's victims ;c

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
5:50 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Hello
5:50 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: hello
5:50 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: i am trading for your knife
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: i am trading my awp asiimov
5:51 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Your AWP | Asiimov(BS) isn't enough.
5:51 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: It's 1/2 the value of my knife..
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: well it has FT look on it
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: so its not market price
5:52 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I've bought TONS that look FT for the market value.
5:51 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: well this one isnt ok?
5:52 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Your AWP price isn't doubled just b/c of it's looks.
5:52 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Don
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: lol
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: i neever said it was doubled
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: ur knife is only 55
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: and the unmarket price is around 40
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: You're making it doubled the price, the knife is $50, yours is half.
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: not even
5:52 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: its 30 dollar
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: dollars
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: and i am placing it 40 dollars
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: for the flip knife
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: yup
5:53 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: $20 over market value.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: lol do u not have usd
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I've bought many for market value, with FT looks.
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Please don't argue with me.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: cause right now the awp is 29 dollars
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I know what I am doing.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: if u dont have fucking down sydrome u wouldnt be so retarded now would u
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol.
5:53 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: ok
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Says the one overvaluing their item by $20.
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: slut now go home
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: lol
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: lol its 30 bucks market
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Saltyyyy~
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: dip shit god damn girls these days r such hookers
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I enjoy your pain.
5:54 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Give me more.
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: of course ur a slut whore
5:54 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=-: kill ur self irl
5:55 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: That's exactly what I want.
5:55 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=- is now Offline.
5:55 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Give me more of that, pleasee~~
5:55 PM - ✪ GeT_RaZe -=Trading=- is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
5:55 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Fucking idiot.

 

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[9:17:35 PM EDT] é›ªéŸ³hello
[9:17:39 PM EDT] é›ªéŸ³can I help you?
[9:17:48 PM EDT] ãƒ½à¼¼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ノsorry i didnt mean to add u .-.
[9:18:10 PM EDT] ãƒ½à¼¼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ノ is now Offline
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Hazza: why do you hate me ;c

Zcrab is now Online.

Zcrab: What was wrong with that pic

Hazza: what was it about again

Zcrab: You think it's ugly

Zcrab: huh

Zcrab: Well

Hazza: the age calculator thing?

Zcrab: ye

Hazza: ye I do

Zcrab: Okay

Hazza: like a nerd trying to be classy wearing a suit and tie

Zcrab: I'll tell Puddingkip, it's his selfie

Hazza: not like actually, it is

Hazza: k

Hazza: sorry for having a joke

Hazza: pls no bannu

Hazza: also wow I was expecting pudding to be italian for some reason

Zcrab: wtf

Zcrab: He dutch

Hazza: ye

Hazza: I know

Hazza: but I thought he was italian before I found out he was dutch
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le snoop doge is now Online.

TheDerpHead: may i ask what did you add me for?

le snoop doge: Hi

le snoop doge: We're you buying quicksells?

TheDerpHead: yes

le snoop doge is now Offline.

le snoop doge is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

TheDerpHead: okay then...
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Litwick: Hello

Litwick: You added?

Yurchik*: yrah

Yurchik*: hi

Litwick: What can I do for you?

Yurchik*: are u quickselling unus?

Litwick: Nope.

Yurchik* is now Offline.
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