Best steam conversations

[jelly jiggler]

might wanna edit out dat link out.

I know what it is and i clicked on it anyway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Deku]

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Part 3

 

 

 

 

 

TL;DR

me and citri being nerds

[A Delicious Cashew]

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: hi

Tooru Kokonoe: hey

Tooru Kokonoe: can I buy your unsusual

Tooru Kokonoe: ?

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: which unusual

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I saw your unusual, I have 0 interest in it

Tooru Kokonoe: ;-;

Tooru Kokonoe: so harsh

Tooru Kokonoe is now Offline.

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: That was harsh? you don't know what harsh is lol

 

Not incredibly good, I just found his last words hilarious

[Professional Map Painter]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Shamefurr Dispray: Hi

FuRY: hi

FuRY: sorry

FuRY: already trade

FuRY is now Offline.

 

 

Took about 10 secs.

 

 

(it's a steamworks game)

[TheVenomWithin]

10:47 AM - Senpai Mario(BG-M): the fail

10:47 AM - Senpai Mario(BG-M): is real

10:47 AM - TheVenomWithin: like ur moms abortion

10:47 AM - TheVenomWithin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[w0lk]

 

10:47 AM - Senpai Mario(BG-M): the fail

10:47 AM - Senpai Mario(BG-M): is real

10:47 AM - TheVenomWithin: like ur moms abortion

10:47 AM - TheVenomWithin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

Where is the joke

[MightyDragonofAwe]

Lol, this isnt really a steam chat, but it was on scrap.tf and i had to share, its super stupid.

No. of people chatting, 0.

No. of people in chat, 3.

(automated moderator message, MLP profile pic as well)

Me: Man, this sucks, i just waited a week only to find everything reserved,

Me: Strange botkiller wrench with Sapper's Destroyed, reserved, 

Me: Strange botkiller minigun with robots killed, reserved,

Brony:#Help #Support

Me: Strange Texas Ten Gallon, reserved,

Me:its like everything is reserved.

Brony: #Help

Me: i dont need help, its just that everything is reserved.

You have been kicked from chat by moderator (TwilightSparkle324, *MLP Profile pic*) Because you were "annoying".

 

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

[TheVenomWithin]

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: Gen'ts basically an older version of you

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: lmao

12:53 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

12:53 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Except i'm straight

12:53 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: lol

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: wow

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: you had to go there

12:54 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: I CANT BELIEVE UR AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY

12:54 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Oh jee i'm curved.

12:54 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: WTF IS WRONG WIT H U

12:54 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: U DESREVE NO RIGHTS

 

 

>Forumers in a nutshell.

[TheVenomWithin]

12:59 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: can i get screenies <3

12:59 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: i might price

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: no

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: Any trade I do

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: is an outlier.

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: a

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: super

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: fucking

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: low

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: outlier

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: remember that b4 u try to drop my shit

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: k thnx

[♥Prof. Sugarcube♥]

 

12:59 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: can i get screenies <3

12:59 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: i might price

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: no

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: Any trade I do

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: is an outlier.

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: a

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: super

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: fucking

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: low

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: outlier

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: remember that b4 u try to drop my shit

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: k thnx

 

 

9:00 PM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: outlier

9:00 PM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: remember that b4 u try to drop my shit

9:00 PM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: k thnx

9:00 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Put down those claws mate

9:00 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I'm not going to shred your dick off

 

You just tried to demolish my rep to save yours. Gee, how whorish are you?

[w0lk]

 

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: Gen'ts basically an older version of you

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: lmao

12:53 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

12:53 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Except i'm straight

12:53 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: lol

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: wow

12:53 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: you had to go there

12:54 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: I CANT BELIEVE UR AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY

12:54 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Oh jee i'm curved.

12:54 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: WTF IS WRONG WIT H U

12:54 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: U DESREVE NO RIGHTS

 

 

>Forumers in a nutshell.

 

 

 

12:59 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: can i get screenies <3

12:59 AM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: i might price

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: no

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: Any trade I do

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: is an outlier.

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: a

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: super

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: fucking

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: low

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: outlier

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: remember that b4 u try to drop my shit

1:00 AM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: k thnx

 

 

 

9:00 PM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: outlier

9:00 PM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: remember that b4 u try to drop my shit

9:00 PM - TheVenomWithin #Exams: k thnx

9:00 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: Put down those claws mate

9:00 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I'm not going to shred your dick off

 

You just tried to demolish my rep to save yours. Gee, how whorish are you?

 

 

Both acting like complete children lol.

[TheVenomWithin]

Both acting like complete children lol.

Except I was merely fooling around but now Sugars really mad for some reason..

 

This wasn't an attempt to "ruin his rep" or whatever the fuck he thinks it is.

 

Anyway offtopic, don't want another point.

[♥Prof. Sugarcube♥]

Both acting like complete children lol.

[w0lk]

Except I was merely fooling around but now Sugars really mad for some reason..

 

Sugar is always mad lol

[TheVenomWithin]

Sugar is always mad lol

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[w0lk]

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 

I'll give you a medal for the nickname.

 

10/10

[TheVenomWithin]

I'll give you a medal for the nickname.

 

10/10

Even more 

 

 

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[w0lk]

[cares]

 

I didn't even receive that because my internet dropped.

 

10/10 steam chat logs

[Pilobacon]

Never tell your password to anyone.

[7:13:00 PM] Paid mods: hello

[7:13:04 PM] Paid mods: can I help you?

[7:13:49 PM] cris_legui13: if I need to change keys payday 2 tf2 or go cs

[7:15:07 PM] Paid mods: where did I say I was buying games?

[7:15:27 PM] cris_legui13: I have two gift payday and I need to change keys cs go or tf2

[7:15:29 PM] cris_legui13: ???

[7:16:25 PM] cris_legui13: I need five keys

[7:16:40 PM] Paid mods: okay hold on a second

[7:16:41 PM] cris_legui13: but it would be giving away the Payday 2

[7:16:59 PM] Paid mods: where did I say I was buying games in the first place?

[7:17:38 PM] cris_legui13: I do not understand where that? I found your profile on tf2 outpost

[7:18:15 PM] Paid mods: did it say anywhere that I was buying games?

[7:18:51 PM] cris_legui13: I want to sell mine gave it to me a friend

[7:19:19 PM] Paid mods: what gives you the idea I'm buying games?

[7:20:06 PM] cris_legui13: to your shopping games ??

[7:20:12 PM] Paid mods: no

[7:20:31 PM] Paid mods: what gave you the idea that I was?

[7:21:01 PM] cris_legui13: I want to change my interests you ask Payday 2 6 keys but TF2 or 5 and go awp cs

[7:21:40 PM] Paid mods: okay let's take this one step at a time

[7:21:56 PM] Paid mods: why do you think I'm buying games?

[7:23:13 PM] cris_legui13: Profile is not found in tf2 outpost and only what I want to change for keys

[7:23:39 PM] Paid mods: did you see a trade saying I was buying games?

[7:24:51 PM] Paid mods: yes or no?

[7:25:01 PM] cris_legui13: yes

[7:25:13 PM] Paid mods: can you link me to it?

[7:25:36 PM] cris_legui13: no

[7:25:41 PM] Paid mods: why not?

[7:25:57 PM] cris_legui13: no

[7:26:12 PM] Paid mods: why not isn't a yes or no question

[7:26:19 PM] Paid mods: why can you not link me to the trade?

[7:28:00 PM] Paid mods: these are my trades http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/496493

[7:28:09 PM] cris_legui13: yes

[7:28:15 PM] Paid mods: do you see one saying that I'm buying games?

[7:28:34 PM] Paid mods: yes or no?

[7:28:40 PM] cris_legui13: no

[7:28:53 PM] Paid mods: so why do you think I'm buying games?

[7:32:38 PM] Paid mods: why do you?

[7:34:35 PM] Paid mods: well, enjoy your free block

[7:34:47 PM] Paid mods: I don't want to have to deal with you ever again [

7:35:03 PM] cris_legui13: ok

[TheVenomWith1n]

 

d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): your face is a bait

 

 

Those are the last words d0 told me before he got marked

 

im famous

[Supore]

 

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Justanhonestbuyer/

 

fucking lol

[N!K]

Inb4 "omg shark" for asking 20keys. That's my b/o if you wanna buy things i'm not selling.

 

AjandAlex: hello 11:07:22 PM

AjandAlex: hello 11:07:39 PM

N!K: Hey 11:07:48 PM

AjandAlex: how much for strange baby face blaster 11:08:00 PM

N!K: Not selling it 11:08:14 PM

AjandAlex: plz 11:08:19 PM

AjandAlex: how much 11:08:22 PM

N!K: 20 keys 11:08:30 PM

You added ''2Fast4U'' 11:08:32 PM

N!K: You know its pro ks right? 11:08:40 PM

AjandAlex: ? 11:08:48 PM

[ShadowMan]

A short story about this guy: Once he added me to ask for help about his normal wep suggestion, i told him what he need to do and deleted, he was polite enough, then he added me to ask about uncommon shit like vintages botkillers etc. 

~~~~~

That's how you disappoint in people.

 

 

 

 

 

Suggestion he talked about: http://backpack.tf/vote/id/555630dcb88d88711a8b4582

tl;dc - He was incredibly butthurt about something, can't say about what now, he deleted 1st post