Best steam conversations

[TheVenomWithin]

[Vaccinated Autist]

5:04 pm - CecilyLovesYou<3â„¢: pay me and ill do it

:3

SLUTTTTT!!11one

 

obv joke is obv

[Roller]

Roller: Hi

Roller: How can I help

Mustard Chief: hey

Mustard Chief: you still selling boston breakdance?

Roller: Yes I do have it

Mustard Chief: right

Mustard Chief: sec

Mustard Chief: soory

Mustard Chief: already bought

Roller: what

Mustard Chief: soory for wasting time

Mustard Chief: I had another trader just before you

Roller: lol

Roller: then dont add me

Mustard Chief: k soory

 

Please people, don't add if you've already added somebody else.

[Vaccinated Autist]

 

Roller: Hi

Roller: How can I help

Mustard Chief: hey

Mustard Chief: you still selling boston breakdance?

Roller: Yes I do have it

Mustard Chief: right

Mustard Chief: sec

Mustard Chief: soory

Mustard Chief: already bought

Roller: what

Mustard Chief: soory for wasting time

Mustard Chief: I had another trader just before you

Roller: lol

Roller: then dont add me

Mustard Chief: k soory

 

Please people, don't add if you've already added somebody else.

 

you ruined your 666th post >

that's why trade offers > adding

[stargirl]

09:44 - Aika-chan ♥: hello

09:44 - JustChillin: Hey

09:44 - JustChillin: I have a offer for your P250 | Supernova (Factory New)

09:44 - Aika-chan ♥: alright

09:45 - Aika-chan ♥: Mm, I think I'll pass. Sorry

09:45 - JustChillin: If i add nova walnut?

09:46 - JustChillin: ?

(here he unfriends me)

 

(readds me)

09:49 - JustChillin: Im sorry just i have 3 conversations going on at the same time

09:50 - JustChillin: So..........are you intrested?

09:50 - Aika-chan ♥: No

09:50 - JustChillin is now Offline.

(kek)

[Vaccinated Autist]

 

 

(readds me)

09:49 - JustChillin: Im sorry just i have 3 conversations going on at the same time

09:50 - JustChillin: So..........are you intrested?

09:50 - Aika-chan ♥: No

09:50 - JustChillin is now Offline.

(kek)

right in the dissapointments.

[Pilobacon]

you ruined your 666th post >

that's why trade offers > adding

inb4 you ruin your 1,000th post.

[pomp]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Pomp: some cowboy told me you are a phisher, is that right?

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK!: ye im

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK!: sry wrong people i added sry

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK!: i wanted phis not yu

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK! is now Offline.

 

who the fuck is this guy, he has only dota in his games and a 2 year old account

[Vaccinated Autist]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Pomp: some cowboy told me you are a phisher, is that right?

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK!: ye im

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK!: sry wrong people i added sry

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK!: i wanted phis not yu

360 LAY UP FADE AWAY DUNK! is now Offline.

 

who the fuck is this guy, he has only dota in his games and a 2 year old account

the rekt is real on this one

[pomp]

taken from my tf server chat:

 

[Owner] Pomp :  "nigger babies"

User | kvfkol :  !givemeall

User | Ћ-2000 :  theyre called nigglets

[Owner] Pomp :  lmao nigglets

[t0night]

Never tell your password to anyone.
20 April 2015
coolrocks: hi
[email protected]: Do you trade your unusual for pyro
coolrocks: yep, which one
[email protected]: er no
[email protected]: i want to overpay for your unusual sniper
coolrocks: lol
coolrocks: okay
[email protected]: er your aussie sniper*
coolrocks: amazing
[email protected]: Ahah
coolrocks: make your damn mind up
coolrocks: hat/effect?
[email protected]: my unusual sniper
[email protected]: wet works
[email protected]: effect CLoud 9
coolrocks: nty
[email protected]: Why ?
[email protected]: someone propose me a scatter aussie
[email protected]: --'
coolrocks: should have taken it.
coolrocks: i don't want a c9 wet works and i think it's low.
[email protected]: shut up you know nothing in trade
coolrocks: okay
coolrocks: i only have 9,300 trades so you're probably right
[email protected]: dude
[email protected]: you have 9,300 trade ?
coolrocks: lol
[email protected]: i need your help
coolrocks: check my profile
coolrocks: no
[email protected]: to a trade
coolrocks: [email protected]: shut up you know nothing in trade
[email protected]: idk if it worth
coolrocks: [email protected]: shut up you know nothing in trade
coolrocks: this is what you said to me
[email protected]: dude
[email protected]: i need your help
coolrocks: [email protected]: shut up you know nothing in trade
[email protected]: i was sad
coolrocks: should have thought about that before you were rude
[email protected]: dude i realy need your help ...
coolrocks: [email protected]: shut up you know nothing in trade
[email protected]: well go fuck, bad person
 

[DIEgo]

Everyone that has been in this game for a while had this problem atleast a few times bofore. You're minding your own business when suddenly you get an add, in my case "Killerjosh321", and by the name you already know what's coming... They want free stuff...
 
I decided to have a little fun this time.

 

imgur.com/NF3IHf0

 

imgur.com/WvZTUR1

[Corpfox]

Didn't think I'd post it here after my stupidness.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, May 02, 2015
9:40 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): have something of yours
9:40 PM - Corp.fox: no
9:40 PM - Corp.fox: its urs
9:41 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): i already bought it off him
9:41 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): wat
9:41 PM - Corp.fox: as stupid as i was, its not a shark
9:41 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican) had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
9:41 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): doesnt matter ima give it back
9:41 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): i bought it off him
9:41 PM - Corp.fox: then i owe u
9:42 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): no just take it
9:42 PM - Corp.fox: as generous as u r, should really give u something in return
9:42 PM - You have accepted the trade request from HarryG (Offended Republican).
9:43 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): dont worry about it
9:42 PM - You have accepted the trade request from HarryG (Offended Republican).
9:43 PM - Corp.fox: no, i insist
9:45 PM - Corp.fox: thats better
9:45 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): thanks for the ref man but im just happy to give it back
9:45 PM - Corp.fox: ur too kind
9:46 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): glad i could help, have a good one man
9:46 PM - Corp.fox: now have to be more careful
9:46 PM - Corp.fox: ya, thx, gl hf later
9:46 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican): see yaa
9:46 PM - HarryG (Offended Republican) is now Offline.

[N!K]

 

 

Please people, don't add if you've already added somebody else.

 

I do this all the time when buying things, I mass add and just trade with whoever accepts first >.> If more than one accept at the same time, I negotiate and see who can sell for the lowest

[Curare]

OK ok report me!

[JayTuut]

8:32 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!#Rockets: stop talking to venom

8:32 PM - Julia: why? he's hot

8:32 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!#Rockets: o gawd

8:33 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!#Rockets: Julia has been poisioned because she likes his items and sharking ability

8:33 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!#Rockets: its 2 late

8:33 PM - Julia: i'm kidding

8:33 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!#Rockets: She probably flashed him for items

8:35 PM - Julia: he's 16

8:35 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!#Rockets: so?

8:35 PM - Julia: you think I'd date a 16 year old?

8:35 PM - ḎℰѦÃ! бум (Boom)!#Rockets: Yes.

[Faaa97]

I'm sure he is like 10.

 

Gabaddon: reclaimed pls

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: why?

Gabaddon: its unremarkable

Gabaddon: ok>

Gabaddon: ok?

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: I told to you that it reset

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: so it's worthless

Gabaddon: i can see my items lol

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: ?

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: I don't get your point

Gabaddon: im playing

Gabaddon: tf2

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: I see it

Gabaddon: im looking at my items

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: so?

Gabaddon: i dont have premium account

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: But you can trade

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: so it doesn't matter

Gabaddon: i need reclaimed

Gabaddon: so i can make a hat

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Earn it

Gabaddon: i am

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: I won't give you more than 0.11 ref for it

Gabaddon: and i need 1 reclaimed

Gabaddon: i will call steam i say ban you from playing from the steam company

Gabaddon: ok>

Gabaddon: ok?

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: I'm sure they will make it

Gabaddon: haha

Gabaddon: funny

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Actually not.

Gabaddon: i have a friend who works for steam

Gabaddon: so i will call him

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Congratulations.

Gabaddon: hes a personal assistant

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Wow, that power

Gabaddon: he works for saxton hale

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Awesome

Gabaddon: so,accept my offer or call him???

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Call him

Gabaddon: 5

Gabaddon: 4

Gabaddon: 3

Gabaddon: 2

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: I'm waiting

Gabaddon: 1

Gabaddon: ok

Gabaddon: your lucky hes offline

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Yeah

Gabaddon: but tommorrow

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Of course

Gabaddon: call no breaks

Gabaddon: bye

Faaa97 [s>Unusual]: Bye

Gabaddon: noobie noob of tne noob city

[iliad]

rodentist: mke handicapped scout

Ben Drowned: NO

Ben Drowned: I will make

Ben Drowned: a joke poster

rodentist: PLEASE

rodentist: make poster

Ben Drowned: Yeah

Ben Drowned: but not  a handicapped scout

rodentist: why

Ben Drowned: BECAUSE

Ben Drowned: IT'S WRONG

rodentist: how

rodentist: what if scout had no legs

Ben Drowned: JESUS CHRIST MAN

rodentist: plesd

rodentist: please

Ben Drowned: NO!

Ben Drowned: IT'S WRONG

Ben Drowned: JESUS

rodentist: came onnnnnnnnnnnn

Ben Drowned: NO!

Ben Drowned: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAFI

rodentist: why

rodentist: have you seen that picture on reddit

rodentist: special engineer

Ben Drowned: Yeah

Ben Drowned: But I didn't like it

rodentist: i requested that

rodentist: i requested that

[Hazza]

Hazza: I changed my spy look

Hazza: it's now fedora, noh mercy and lady killer

Hazza: I like it very much

[symmetry]: uuh

Hazza:

[symmetry]: very spuky

Hazza: 2sp00ky4u m8

Hazza: vote skellingtons for uk election

Hazza: we promise to free skellingtons from harm and abuse

[Spu~]

Spu: hi

Hazard_: heyo

Hazard_: spuu

Hazard_: ( Í° ͜ʖ͡°)

Hazard_: got a strange sandman?

Spu: yes

Hazard_: gud

Hazard_: i got kush

Hazard_: ( Í° ͜ʖ͡°)

You have accepted the trade request from Hazard_.

Spu: ty

Hazard_: np

Hazard_: ill keep you added

Spu: no ty

Hazard_: ( Í° ͜ʖ͡°)

Hazard_ is now Offline.

Hazard_: k

Hazard_: ( Í° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

Hazard_: ( Í° ͜ʖ͡°)

Hazard_: no kush for you.

[Wubsies ♥]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Rosalina: mikasa is a shitty character with no personality. She's literally there to be sexually exploited by faggot fans like you

Rosalina is now Offline.

Rosalina is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

stupid trader kid: lmao salt

stupid trader kid: SO SALTY

stupid trader kid: SOOOOOOOO SALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Genzarata]

Backstory: After purchasing Black Ops and its DLC, I was looking around for folk to do the Easter Eggs with. This guy added me a couple of days ago, but had no DLC, though we still agreed to play some games together on the base maps.

 

04 May 2015

02:22 - Noxi: Wanna play ?

02:28 - Genzarata: On Shangri-La

02:28 - Noxi: I only have ressurection and escalation :s

02:28 - Genzarata: ik

02:29 - Noxi: So a no?

02:29 - Genzarata: At the moment, yeah

02:29 - Noxi: Myah.

02:29 - Genzarata: Will probably be playing Moon later today

02:30 - Noxi: Later today my ass xD. its 3:30 Am

02:32 - Noxi: Ignorent americano's

02:34 - Genzarata: 2:34am here.

02:35 - Genzarata: So later today.

02:35 - Noxi: <.<

02:35 - Noxi: Wutever yer a waste of man kind

02:35 - Noxi is now Offline. [Removes me]

 

I'm still unsure what on earth I did wrong.

[ShadowMan]

 

A good old impatient person. I regret nothing in blocking him. Blockgod must be well fed

[jelly jiggler]

Snop1k: ?

HG | Mr.jiggles: oh hey man hows it going really sorry for adding you and not using trade offers

HG | Mr.jiggles: but i wanted to know the float value of your p2000 do you know what it is?

Snop1k: no

Snop1k: i m russia

HG | Mr.jiggles: hmm

HG | Mr.jiggles: do you know english?

Snop1k: trade

Snop1k: &

Snop1k: ?

HG | Mr.jiggles: 1 момент

Snop1k: Ñ‚Ñ‹ руÑÑкий

Snop1k: ?

Snop1k: no english

HG | Mr.jiggles: 1 Подождите, пожалуйÑта

Snop1k: I translate for translators

Snop1k has accepted your request to trade.

Snop1k: а почему так

Snop1k: какое значение у Ð¼ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð¼Ð¾Ð¹ друг

Snop1k: ?

HG | Mr.jiggles: твое выглÑдит лучше

Snop1k: а ÑпаÑибо

HG | Mr.jiggles: ÑпаÑибо

HG | Mr.jiggles: ^^

Snop1k: мне 14

Snop1k: лет

Snop1k: очень хочу нож но не хватает

HG | Mr.jiggles:

Snop1k: 10 $

HG | Mr.jiggles: ;_;

HG | Mr.jiggles: однажды

 

 

 

and bob thought he was dedicated!

[AwesomeMcCoolName]