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damn should've kept the convo of one where i was afk after adding a guy, then he went from "hi" to apeshit "why u add me and not reply" within the span of 2 minutes. 

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4:33 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: hehe took an eerie softcap on my stormy softcap.. free upgrade
4:33 PM - TheVenomWithin: wow
4:33 PM - TheVenomWithin: Shark.
4:33 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: he sent me a trade offer lol
4:33 PM - TheVenomWithin: still a shark
 

 

4:28 PM - TheVenomWithin: Cashew siad
4:29 PM - TheVenomWithin: *said
4:29 PM - TheVenomWithin: A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: no clue, its not hidden, so its permanently deleted
4:29 PM - Lord of the Ring: cashews a retard
4:29 PM - Lord of the Ring: it is hidden
4:29 PM - TheVenomWithin: 4:29 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: oh really?
4:29 PM - TheVenomWithin: mod fight
4:29 PM - TheVenomWithin: mod fight
4:30 PM - Lord of the Ring: 4
4:30 PM - Lord of the Ring: intersting time zone
4:30 PM - TheVenomWithin: 4:29 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: oh really?
4:30 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: what was the date of the comment?
4:32 PM - TheVenomWithin: 4:31 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: also its not hidden its permanently gone
4:32 PM - TheVenomWithin: 4:32 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: if it happened between 4/5 and 4/5 like that bucket (idiot) says
4:32 PM - A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: *4/15 second date lol
 

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no response since, and it's about 8:50 PM when this is posted

 

6:14 PM - TheMCBros99: so
6:14 PM - TheMCBros99: gambling is definitly like csgolounge
6:14 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: SLANDER IS AGAINST THE LAW
6:14 PM - TheMCBros99: so is rape
6:15 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I DO NOT TOLERANCE SLANDER IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
6:15 PM - TheMCBros99: this is a network technically
6:15 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: hold on, brb, gotta see how many fucks are orbiting around my room.
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λngelღмander: Huntsman safari mesh

λngelღмander: 18\

LOL_SNIPER1: 19 please

λngelღмander: 18 :P

You have accepted the trade request from LOL_SNIPER1.

LOL_SNIPER1: 1more please

λngelღмander: 18

λngelღмander: Nu

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

λngelღмander: no more for you

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

λngelღмander: 18

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

λngelღмander: 18

λngelღмander: 18

LOL_SNIPER1: hmmmmm maybe nxt time i gve it to u

λngelღмander: ok

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

λngelღмander: :D

λngelღмander: 18

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

λngelღмander: 18

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

λngelღмander: 12

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

λngelღмander: 18

LOL_SNIPER1: 10

λngelღмander: deal

LOL_SNIPER1: 19

LOL_SNIPER1: xD

λngelღмander: XD

λngelღмander: 18

LOL_SNIPER1: 19firm

λngelღмander: 18 firm

 

 

 

the ultimate negotiation

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Please rename to saddest steam conversations

 

Lord Scrubbington the III: hello

-=|JFH|=-Cold: nop

-=|JFH|=-Cold: Deleting me wasn't very nice.

-=|JFH|=-Cold: Posted on your page :^)

Lord Scrubbington the III: well its obvious that you weren't interested, what else do you want

-=|JFH|=-Cold: You weren't even right on the prices though.

-=|JFH|=-Cold: like 6 keys over the normal price, and the others aren't even duped like yours.

Lord Scrubbington the III: how did you even find me, my hats not on outpost

-=|JFH|=-Cold: I find people easy

Lord Scrubbington the III: then go find someone else who is selling it instead of complaining to me

-=|JFH|=-Cold: I was gonna ask what you would actually take for it.

-=|JFH|=-Cold: so?

Lord Scrubbington the III: you offer me then

-=|JFH|=-Cold: 4-5 keys?
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SPHEAL AND BOX: it appears

SPHEAL AND BOX: that ur drills

SPHEAL AND BOX: is bought from

*waits till he replies*

Binary Defuses: scammer? ._.

SPHEAL AND BOX: someone who trades




SPHEAL AND BOX: spheal w/ it

 

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22:54 - Zcrab: If you have nice sex while being a child, then it's a win

22:54 - Zcrab: Being a child is awesome

22:54 - Zcrab: sex is awesome

22:54 - Zcrab: win win

 

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April-22-15

BaconFadeâ„¢: hey

BaconFadeâ„¢: can i offer on beams rack?

Gren: is your offer better than 360USD in cash?

BaconFadeâ„¢: ummmmmmmm

BaconFadeâ„¢: sec

BaconFadeâ„¢: how much is your b/o?

Gren: doesnt really matter

Gren: its the cleanest rack on the market

(Invites me to trade)

Gren: dude, just tell me what your offer is

Gren: this is why I say "I prefer not to be added"

BaconFadeâ„¢: Cloudy moon hot rod + aces high lvl 100 hong kong cone + DBD hive minder watcha think?

Gren: terrible

BaconFadeâ„¢: ok
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Never tell your password to anyone.
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: Yes?
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: You have my Dream unusual
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: Really? Wow ^^
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: I dont have quite enough right now
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: What is it?
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: So if you could put it on hold for a few days that would be great
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: The orbiting fire crocleather slouch
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: kk
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: I'll send you a trade offer when I can pay for it in a few days
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: kk
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: Thanks.
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: Bye.
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: Wait
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: The unusal is dupped
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: unusual*
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: So?
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: so it loses 50% of its value
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: Cool, go and think that
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: Okay Im sorry but I can not trade with you
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: I'm sorry
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: This is pure autism right here
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: I just dont want to be scammed
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: "Your low tier unusual is duped so you are scammer!1111!11!1"
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: No wonder your on trade probation
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: Because of idiots like you thinking duped unusuals matter.
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: Fine, I tell you what
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: I pay 9 keys
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: THis will be impossible to sell otherwise
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: This*
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: Tell you what
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: Get some logic, and come back.
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: Alrighty then
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: Well Seeya!
Frostty [Road to Unusual] is now Offline.

"Frostty [Road to Unusual]: The unusal is dupped
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: unusual*
/ GTC / Kitteh B> Cards 1 scrap: So?
Frostty [Road to Unusual]: so it loses 50% of its value"
This is a 14 key low tier hat. Loses 50% ez cus duped

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[9:42:08 PM] MisterMax: hi

[9:42:12 PM] A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: hi

[9:44:09 PM] MisterMax: what are you doing

[9:46:14 PM] A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: stuff.. Why'd you add me?

[9:46:36 PM] MisterMax: how do you get collectors fist of steel

[9:47:01 PM] A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: You get a collectors chemistry set for fist of steel and put in 200 fists of steels

[9:47:16 PM] MisterMax: wow

[9:48:11 PM] MisterMax: why do you have so many head warmers

[9:48:33 PM] A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: because I felt like it

[9:48:42 PM] MisterMax: ok

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: Do you have a legitimate reason for adding me?

MisterMax: i need

MisterMax: help

MisterMax: trading

A Delicious Cashew #GSWarriors: I don't have time to help people who I've never met with no mutual friends or groups

MisterMax: ok

MisterMax is now Offline.

 

 

That was easy...

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$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: i have 200 hundred dollars on my steam and alot more on my paypal
c0Rn!x: and?
c0Rn!x: i dont care
c0Rn!x: just offer
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: i was thinking about buying the rocket launcher aussie one
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: i could pay 200 dollars through paypal if you would want for it?
c0Rn!x: you need sourceop rep
c0Rn!x: show me your rep thread
c0Rn!x: or tf2-t
c0Rn!x: i dont care about any other rep
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: oh wow i dont know my rep i just got this money and want to spend it one tf2 for items
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: are you asking about steam level
c0Rn!x: no
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: i dont know what that is?
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: im pretty new to tf2 tradijng but i do have these items from my frienld
c0Rn!x: 200$ is low
c0Rn!x: btw
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: really?
c0Rn!x: yea
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: urmmm 250 is that okay
c0Rn!x: ok send money
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: trade first
c0Rn!x: KEK
c0Rn!x: you send money first
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: i dont want to get scammedl
c0Rn!x: dude
c0Rn!x: i will get scammed ;)
c0Rn!x: if you dont send the money
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: but i wills
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: will sorry
c0Rn!x: ok
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan has accepted your request to trade.
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: okay 250 dollars
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: cool you are rich
c0Rn!x: ops
c0Rn!x: error
c0Rn!x: wanted to give you all my stuff
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: sure.....
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan has accepted your request to trade.
c0Rn!x: all 4 aussies for 800$?                                      <<<<<<<<<<<<<<TROLLING HIM VIA TRADE FOR MY AUSSIES
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: hmmmm
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: well i have around 15000 on my pay pal so why not
c0Rn!x: my whole bp for 13000?
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: nah
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: well maybe
c0Rn!x: so?
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: urmm
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: well i have rich parents this is dily money for me
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: daily
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: sry im having a hard time typing
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: urmmmm
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: what happened
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: ill just take the aussies
c0Rn!x: ill take your head off
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: what? why?
c0Rn!x: you have to give me your bp
c0Rn!x: for trade before i trade you the RL
c0Rn!x: as secure
c0Rn!x: so i have something
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: what does that mean?
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: rl?
c0Rn!x: to give you in return before i get your money
c0Rn!x: rocket launcher dipshit
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: wow your rude
c0Rn!x: trade your whole bp to me
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: i dont have time setting my whole bp up again
c0Rn!x: ill trade it back to you
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan did not respond to the trade request.
c0Rn!x: after i get the money
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: but i dont have time making my loadouts back
c0Rn!x: awwww
c0Rn!x: so less time but so much money
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: my bills the thing i bought first when i got premium
c0Rn!x: trade your bp or not?
c0Rn!x: stop talking random things
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: not?
c0Rn!x: Do you want to trade your bp?
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: im saying what if i would trade the thing i got first of all rth
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: things in tf2
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: my bills
c0Rn!x: now in english please
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan: sorry if i would give you my bills the thing i got first of all my things in tf2 for trust thats the thing i wont take any time putting back on my classes
c0Rn!x: ok trade me the bills
$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

$ţęąᶆƤųɳⱪ-Chan is now Offline.

TL;DR SCAMMERS WILL BE SCAMMED

 

#SKILLZ #REKT

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So I have this bot that automatically accepts friend requests and greets them with a message (thanks to an amazing programmer). Let's see what kind of responses we have gotten...


 


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6:40 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


6:42 PM - Styolites_Looking for robot prts: jeez auto message, Someone is legit.


 


1:37 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


1:37 PM - Aquamelon: hello little automatic message thingy....


 


5:13 AM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


5:14 AM - Mr. Pleasant: Wow nice bot. Hi im just selling a orbiting planets coupe for 7 keys 2 ref. I would love it if you tell me how you got a bot to do this but!


 


6:09 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


6:09 PM - Captain Big-Balls: Is that a bot you got there? Holy shit good stuff


 


1:07 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


1:07 PM - 「Graep: Woa o.o


1:07 PM - 「Graep: Firstly, nice welcome bot! :D


 


4:20 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


4:20 PM - An Influx of Beesâ„¢: woah


4:20 PM - An Influx of Beesâ„¢: that


4:20 PM - An Influx of Beesâ„¢: is


4:20 PM - An Influx of Beesâ„¢: amazing


 


2:33 AM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


2:34 AM - ★ KasztanorS★: wow that fast reaction


2:34 AM - ★ KasztanorS★: XD


 


6:37 AM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


6:37 AM - MÑ”Ñιє: that bot


 


11:07 AM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


11:07 AM - w1sh: Hi


11:07 AM - w1sh: so


11:08 AM - w1sh: how did u send me that message


11:08 AM - w1sh: ?


 


3:09 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


3:09 PM - AMattInABikini: Oh god that's cool how you've got it to do that...


 


8:10 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


8:10 PM - xXx_Doge_xXx: wow that is a good automated message


 


12:30 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


12:31 PM - Di3sel: creepy...


 


1:25 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


1:25 PM - sage: jesus christ


 


1:25 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


1:25 PM - Disco: what's up with this auto add D:


1:25 PM - Disco: it scares me :D


 


6:44 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


6:45 PM - Plorax²: Hello?


6:45 PM - Plorax²: You seriously have a bot to do this kind of stuff?


 


5:18 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


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6:02 PM - press 1: got some, sorry, gl and cool bot add dude, first one ive seen and its super cool


 


6:38 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


6:38 PM - [NIN]: woah, that was fast


 


5:08 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


5:08 PM - ubad?: ayy lmao


5:08 PM - ubad?: is this a bot?!?!?


5:09 PM - ubad?: dude ive always wanted a bot like this


 


11:51 AM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


11:51 AM - EML | Pixel: What.: Nice bot lmao.


 


7:38 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


7:38 PM - spoopy ghost #1ส็็็็็็็็็็็็: Hey, that's a neat function lol


 


8:53 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


8:53 PM - [â„•] Hilbert-WARing Theoremâ„¢: Automated response system, very sophisticated.


 


9:53 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


9:53 PM - very: Never seen someone use an automated message on their account


 


9:45 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


9:45 PM - [L☆R] Konata☆Izumi: Message bot o.O?


 


10:39 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


10:42 PM - Mr Garry Tophat: Aaaayyy lmao. Nice automated message.


 


3:09 PM - The One: Hiya! What can I do for you? If I am away, busy or in-game, please leave a message or send a trade offer!


3:09 PM - Derp: woah that was fast

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