Best steam conversations

[JakeTheAwesome]

A Delicious Cashew: hi, you added me?

â—★Dohe★â—: HI

â—★Dohe★â—: YOU FUCKING SELLING

â—★Dohe★â—: THE FUCKING

â—★Dohe★â—: TOOWOOMBA TUNIC?

â—★Dohe★â—: C:?

 

Jeez, calm down dude

[A Delicious Cashew]

Jeez, calm down dude

A Delicious Cashew: hi

Globwin: 1 scout wep

Globwin: 1 scrap

Globwin: i'll take it

A Delicious Cashew: which wep

Globwin: the meat clever

Globwin is not available to trade. More information will be shown to Globwin if they invite you to trade.

Globwin: meat cleaver

A Delicious Cashew: you'll have to send the trade request

Globwin: sure

Globwin is now Offline.

 

 

This was more interesting imo

 

edit: They just keep on coming

 

A Delicious Cashew: hi

King Wot â™›: hi

King Wot â™›: i was seeing if i could get the troublemakers tossle cap

A Delicious Cashew: the vintage one?

King Wot â™›: no

A Delicious Cashew: then which

King Wot â™›: unusual

A Delicious Cashew: what can you offer

King Wot â™›: can i show u

A Delicious Cashew: I wouldn't take your entire bp, even if you had 3 of each item -- should have said like 5, his bp's worth like $40 at the most

King Wot â™›: why did u look at my bp

A Delicious Cashew: because I felt like it

King Wot â™›: alright then bye

King Wot â™› is now Offline.

 

[Captain Caboose]

he added me for no reason over a year ago and hasn't said anything until today

[CrafterofGenius]

We will never know whether you do or not

[jelly jiggler]

Kodii STFU: How old are you?

D jiggles: 12

Kodii STFU: Rly?

Kodii STFU: Mee to

D jiggles: no

[puddingkip]

AwesomemcKaushuname confirmed

[♥Prof. Sugarcube♥]

Monday, 13 April 2015

8:24 PM - WoodenHouse: ys

8:25 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: huh

8:25 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: ys

8:25 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: what's ys

8:25 PM - WoodenHouse: yes

8:25 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: you forgot the e

8:28 PM - WoodenHouse: sugarcube

8:28 PM - WoodenHouse: im starting to think, you're a brony, idk what it is but something tells me

8:28 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: oh fuck

8:28 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: you think i'm turning brony

8:29 PM - WoodenHouse: its just a feeling

8:29 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: where's the euthanasia

8:29 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: o333333333o

8:29 PM - WoodenHouse: IS IT TRUE

8:29 PM - WoodenHouse: ARE U A BORNI

8:29 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I AM BORNI

8:29 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I ADMET

8:29 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: I AM BORNI

8:30 PM - WoodenHouse: IM GETTING AN ADMIN

8:30 PM - WoodenHouse: TO BAN U

8:30 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: FUCK OMG NO RIP BORNI ABOOSE

8:30 PM - WoodenHouse: no u

8:30 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: borni alert

8:30 PM - WoodenHouse: borni

8:31 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: BORNEO

8:32 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: BORNEONESE

8:32 PM - WoodenHouse: bornilious

8:37 PM - WoodenHouse: go to sleep

8:38 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: noe

8:38 PM - ♥Prof. Sugarcube™♥: bornis doin't sleep

8:39 PM - WoodenHouse:

[Vaccinated Autist]

 

Snip

sugarcube is a borni that lives in the borneo island (it actually exists)

[Yackitori]

What happens when a "trade your unusual to a friend so I can check if it's duped" guy adds you and you say it is duped?

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

exoexolex: hey

Yackitori: Yo.

Yackitori: What can I do for you

exoexolex: how much for your usnual hat

Yackitori: 22 keys if paying in tf2 keys

Yackitori: 20 in csgo keys

exoexolex: okay

exoexolex: deal

exoexolex: but can we check one thin girst?

Yackitori: What is it?

Yackitori: Hello?

exoexolex: i wanted to make sure your hat wont appaer to be duped aftger traded

Yackitori: It is duped.

Yackitori: So what?

exoexolex: can I make sure?

Yackitori: I'll send you a link for it

exoexolex: done checking history

exoexolex: wait

Yackitori: http://backpack.tf/item/2949992746

Yackitori: There it is

exoexolex: do you have a personal friend whos online atm?

Yackitori: http://backpack.tf/item/2949992746

exoexolex: done checking history

Yackitori: It's duped. So shut up about it

exoexolex: do you have a perosnal friend whos online atm,/

Yackitori: http://backpack.tf/item/2949992746

Yackitori: It's duped. And yet my friend is online.

Yackitori: Yes.

[pomp]

Pomp: wot do you want?

The Conqueror: Hi

The Conqueror: Did you make those hacks yourself?

Pomp: yes

The Conqueror: Don't you get banned?

The Conqueror: Btw, wanna play?

Pomp: no because they are not hacks

Pomp: and answer me, why did you add me without a comment on profile

Pomp: look at my profile and read what it says before adding

The Conqueror: Well I don't want to receive your hacks

The Conqueror: I just want to play along with you

Pomp: Please do not add me for any type of programs or hacks. I am NOT sharing or selling them! 

I don't accept adds from under level 10.

Pomp: Leave a comment before adding or fuck off.

Pomp: >you are level 3

Pomp: >no comment on profile

Pomp: point of add?

The Conqueror is now Offline.

The Conqueror is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

Pomp: that's right, hide before the monster eats you for doing 2 mistakes aka not reading

 

 

I just don't know... the hacks refer to a host tool I use for BO2 zombies.

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

[d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

den 8 april 2015

18:55 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

18:55 - PuffiiX: ello

18:55 - PuffiiX: U selling a gatsby

18:56 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yes

18:56 - PuffiiX: Ill offer a genuine horace and 20 ref

18:56 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nty

18:56 - PuffiiX: ww#

den 13 april 2015

19:13 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

19:13 - PuffiiX: sup

19:13 - PuffiiX: Are you sellling a billycok?

19:13 - PuffiiX: *cock

19:13 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Yeah

19:13 - PuffiiX: Ill offer what I offered for the gatby

19:13 - PuffiiX: 8gatsby

19:13 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): No thanks =)

19:13 - PuffiiX: yyyy

19:14 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I want 10keys, not less in items

19:14 - PuffiiX: it isnt less

19:14 - PuffiiX: well actually it is

19:14 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 18:56 - PuffiiX: Ill offer a genuine horace and 20 ref

19:14 - PuffiiX: horace can be sold for 10

19:15 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): http://backpack.tf/classifieds/?item=Horace&quality=1&tradable=1&craftable=1- 11 on classified for 8keys or less

19:15 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): so, highly doubt it

19:15 - PuffiiX: so? someone offered me 10

19:15 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Then why didn't you take it?

19:15 - PuffiiX: becuase I want to buy an unusual with it

19:15 - PuffiiX: actually bye

 

[Professional Map Painter]

19:13 - PuffiiX: *cock

Someone wants the D.

[Pyrous]

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: hi

Derpaholic: HI

Derpaholic: i was selling an unusual western ware

Derpaholic: disco beatdown

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: what are you quickselling for

Derpaholic: i was hoping 28

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: good luck

Derpaholic: so you dont like that

Derpaholic: ok

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: nah I just dont like overpriced hats

Derpaholic: it says 36 right here

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: good for you

Derpaholic: so its not overpriced

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: if that's what you believe then good for you

Derpaholic: fine 25

Derpaholic: and if you say its overpriced your an ass

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: it still is

Derpaholic: just saying

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: again, good luck with that

Derpaholic: ok asshokle fuck you

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: get mad

Derpaholic is now Offline.

[Wubsies ♥]

Another kid adds me and tries to flirt, but goes Away every minute.

His friends list was 95% people with a girl avatar(this includes anime girls)

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Monday, April 13, 2015

6:15 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Hello

6:34 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is now Online.

6:36 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: Hi

6:36 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is now Away.

6:36 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Can I help you?

6:36 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is now Online.

6:37 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: Hi cutie :3

6:38 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Can I help you?

6:38 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is now Away.

6:39 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: If you're gonna go Away every minute, i'll just remove you and block you.

6:39 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is now Online.

6:39 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: ??

6:40 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: You added me, what's the purpose?

6:41 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: Jezz

6:41 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: Trying to be nice to a girl n she throws rocks

6:41 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: Whats the purpose oooh!

6:42 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is now Online.

6:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Welp, see ya then kid.

6:43 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: Good luck girly

6:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: And please, don't add people that are girls/have female avatars.

6:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: It makes you look like a fucking 12-year old weirdo. - Hey, I gave him a good advice.

6:44 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is now Offline.

6:44 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember: Eat shit

6:44 PM - NavvaroDeltaNovember is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

6:44 PM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Salt.

 

[Julia]

01:17 - BELXCH: i sold it for 10 keys and horace
01:18 - BELXCH: bought it for some unusual
01:18 - BELXCH: dont remember now
01:18 - BELXCH:
01:18 - Julia: interesting
01:18 - Julia: because that doesn't look close to what I see
01:18 - Julia: can you provide a screenshot?
01:21 - BELXCH is now Offline.

 

It was the hat used in this suggestion: http://backpack.tf/vote/id/552851a3ba8d8807448b48b8

[♥Prof. Sugarcube♥]

Conetxt: Faked screenshots when he wanted me to price his Ghastly Ghosts Whoopee Cap the way he wanted it to. Admitted to a motive of profit, admitted to faking screenshots.

 

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

3:31 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Yes?

3:31 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": sir

3:31 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": i want help \

3:32 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": added you for advice

3:32 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": because i am n00b

3:32 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": can you help me?

3:32 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: what is it about

3:32 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": its about suggesstion

3:32 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": you are very good in sugession thats why

3:33 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: okie, and what's your issue

3:33 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": i have a unusual its ony 1 in world ,can i rise its value ?

3:33 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: what

3:34 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": its only 31

3:34 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: that sounds like manipulation.

3:34 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": thats why i added you for advice

3:35 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: the fact it's 1:1 does not mean it rises in price.

3:36 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": so how can? any way? for rise its value?

3:36 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Did anyone buy it for more than it's current price?

3:36 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Because right now you're asking me to manipulate

3:36 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": yes many offered me high price unusuas

3:36 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: That doesn't mean jack

3:37 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: I can offer 10 buds on a 2 buds hat means nothing, did anyone buy it for more than the current price

3:37 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": sorry i m noob in this ,sorry if i asking you wrong

3:37 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Again, you're asking me to rise your hat for no reasn

3:37 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": sorry sir

3:37 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": thanks for help

3:38 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: What's the hat

3:38 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": its in my invenrty

3:38 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Ghosts Whoopee

3:38 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": whoopee cap

3:38 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": yes

3:39 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: How much did you buy it for.

3:39 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": i buy it for myunusual worth 32 40 key

3:39 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: What's the unusual

3:40 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": helmet without home flaming letern i think

3:41 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": no erie topi ...ya i was erie orbiting fire topi

3:41 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Can i get a screenshot of your trade history

3:41 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": yes sure

3:42 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": bought it for 4 buds

3:43 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": i see in history

3:43 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Can you screenshot it and show me please

3:43 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": yes

3:43 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": but please dont down it sorry for my bad english

3:44 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: I'm pricing it now since you asked me to

3:44 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: But i need the screenshot

3:45 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": ok

3:46 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Can i please get the screenshot or...?

3:46 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": yes i m uploading it

3:50 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": any site for uploading pic?

3:50 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": my site is not working

3:50 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": ?

3:52 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: imgur

3:53 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": sir what you do with screen shot ?

3:53 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Use it as a sale

3:53 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": then it goes low

3:53 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: You don't know that.

3:54 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Someone could've bought it for a burning tc before

3:54 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: so

3:54 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: you never know.

3:54 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": yes after that its goes like 4 bud

3:54 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: in KEYS

3:54 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: not in buds

3:54 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": how much you change it?

3:54 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: i don't know how much i'm changing it i need the proof to see.

3:54 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": ok

3:55 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": wait

3:59 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": http://i.imgur.com/OhxhE2I.png?1

3:59 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": http://imgur.com/OhxhE2I

4:00 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": now can you tell me whats happen next?

4:00 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: This looks doctored

4:01 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": i dit it

4:01 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": i edit it

4:01 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": changed it to 4 to 5 buds

4:01 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": ori give you orignel?

4:01 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Your telling me

4:01 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: to arbitrarily raise the value of your hat

4:02 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": yes i want profit

4:02 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": atleast 20 key

4:02 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: You're joking.

4:02 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": why? isnt it worth 20?

4:03 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: the 4 buds make it worth more than 20 but you're telling me to FAKE PROOF.

4:04 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": ok givieng you orignl 1

4:04 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": but i dont think that from this ,it will sold in high price

4:05 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: Uh, ok? I still need the unedited screenshot.

4:08 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": is your suggetion give me profit?

4:08 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: I don't know.

4:08 PM - ♥Prof. Sleepycube™♥: I need the proof.

4:09 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": the sir i dont wanna down it

4:10 PM - Trust Me,I'm An "Indian": i bought it for 4 buds ,the you surely going to suggest it for 4 buds

 

I then told him he was banned and told him him to screw off then blocked him so, nothing new.

 

http://i.imgur.com/OhxhE2I.png?1Doctored Screenshot, he bought it for 4 buds.

 

Thanks Puddington for banning him; http://backpack.tf/id/cr4ckd676

[Keroro1454]

How can you tell if the image is doctored? It looks legit to me, is there something to look for?

[Chbzsk]

How can you tell if the image is doctored? It looks legit to me, is there something to look for?

Aside from the fact he mentioned he bought it for 4 buds before screencap?

[Professional Map Painter]

Shamefurr Dispray: Hi.

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMâ¶: hi i would like trade

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMâ¶: but tomorrow

Shamefurr Dispray: Ok.

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMâ¶: i would like to m4a4 dragon king

Shamefurr Dispray: Are you buying or selling one?

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMâ¶: Four key right

Shamefurr Dispray: Yes, I'm buying them for four keys.

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMâ¶: I accept the keys and tomorrow you will write to share

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMâ¶: ok?

Shamefurr Dispray: Are you buying or selling an M4A4 Dragon King? if you're selling one then I'll trade you 4 keys for it tomorrow.

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMâ¶: buy

Shamefurr Dispray: Read the trade notes again. Goodbye.

â¶Swe[e]T*dreaMⶠis now Offline.

[face]

Zcrab being zcrab

 

[d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

20:45 - [sC]>_Dr.Fluke_<[TH]: Hi

20:45 - [sC]>_Dr.Fluke_<[TH]: I sell Ninja hood 4.33

20:46 - [sC]>_Dr.Fluke_<[TH]: ref

20:46 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): not interested

20:46 - [sC]>_Dr.Fluke_<[TH]: please

20:46 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I never advertised I needed one.

 

[d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

18:56 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): hey

18:57 - ZÉ MARRA| Mizeravi: hey

18:57 - ZÉ MARRA| Mizeravi: 1 second

18:57 - ZÉ MARRA| Mizeravi: send trade offer okay

20:52 - ZÉ MARRA| Mizeravi is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

20:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): So?

20:57 - ZÉ MARRA| Mizeravi: yes

20:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ?

20:57 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): What did u need?

20:58 - ZÉ MARRA| Mizeravi is now Offline.

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

[A Delicious Cashew]

MarkOne added USP-S | Night Ops 2:33:46 PM

MarkOne added AK-47 | Predator 2:33:46 PM

MarkOne added M4A1-S | Boreal Forest 2:33:47 PM

MarkOne added Glock-18 | Catacombs 2:33:47 PM

MarkOne added Glock-18 | Death Rattle 2:33:50 PM

MarkOne added Desert Eagle | Urban DDPAT 2:33:50 PM

MarkOne added FAMAS | Cyanospatter 2:33:52 PM

MarkOne: so 2:33:54 PM

A Delicious Cashew: yeah sec, I need to figure out some values for a few of those 2:34:14 PM

MarkOne: plz fast man 2:34:24 PM

MarkOne:  2:34:25 PM

MarkOne: FAST 2:34:39 PM

MarkOne: so do you interested ? 2:34:51 PM

A Delicious Cashew: if you're going to rush me, go away then 2:34:54 PM

MarkOne: So do you buy or no 2:35:02 PM

A Delicious Cashew: I need more than 10 seconds 2:35:04 PM

MarkOne: plz fast 2:35:13 PM

MarkOne: so 2:35:27 PM

MarkOne: ... 2:35:28 PM

MarkOne: ? 2:35:36 PM

MarkOne: do you buy 2:35:38 PM

MarkOne: ???? 2:35:55 PM

A Delicious Cashew: Patience is a virtue 2:35:56 PM

MarkOne: so 2:36:15 PM

MarkOne: for 2 key tf2 or 1 bill 2:36:20 PM

MarkOne: so 2:36:24 PM

A Delicious Cashew: nope 2:36:27 PM

MarkOne:  2:36:31 PM

MarkOne: so 2:36:32 PM

MarkOne: do you buy or no 2:36:37 PM

A Delicious Cashew: You'd take 2 keys, I'm not overpaying for your trash 2:36:56 PM

MarkOne: what do you offert  2:37:08 PM