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[SapienS]

We need more of these

 

[ThatOtherChigga #Mack]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

5:14 PM - ๖ClutchChigga | KB24: hi

5:14 PM - Alience: hia

5:14 PM - Alience: wanna buy a horace lime paint for 8 keys?

5:14 PM - Alience: a bud and 2 keys?

5:14 PM - Alience: weither*

5:14 PM - Alience: either*

5:15 PM - ๖ClutchChigga | KB24: in what trade did i say i was buying random stuff

5:15 PM - Alience: no i mean

5:15 PM - Alience: can i buy

5:15 PM - Alience: ur bud for

5:15 PM - Alience: a horace

5:15 PM - ๖ClutchChigga | KB24: In my notes it says: Pure only or 50% item overpay

5:15 PM - Alience: ik

5:15 PM - ๖ClutchChigga | KB24: so I'd do 1:1 with the horace

5:15 PM - Alience: thats over 2 keys overpay

5:15 PM - Alience: thats insane

5:16 PM - ๖ClutchChigga | KB24: do you know how to do math

5:15 PM - Alience: omfg

5:15 PM - Alience: nbm

5:16 PM - Alience: nvm

5:16 PM - ๖ClutchChigga | KB24: 5.2 keys/2 = 2.6 keys

5:16 PM - Alience: ugh

5:16 PM - Alience is now Offline.

5:16 PM - ๖ClutchChigga | KB24: so you're underpaying, bye

[Carnage]

-snip-

You too huh...

 

 

He was underpaying of course.

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

 

The unusual was a memory leak dread hood btw:

[Gent♥]

MegaGenta: Holy shit I made so much pasta

♥Prof. Suggiecube™♥: for a sec i thought pasta meant shitstorm

[Wubsies ♥]

tl;dr: Idiot adds me, wanting to sell his shitty "FT" looking AWP | Asiimov(BS) to me(I was never buying in the first place), then goes off topic, asking me where I live, if i'm Russian, and why I hate it. No offense to any of you Russians here.

 

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

9:59 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Hello

9:59 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: hi

9:59 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: i'll need keys

9:59 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: i can give for you awp asimov bs, but looks like field tested

10:00 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: can you give for me 13 keys?

10:00 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: check my awp in the game

10:00 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I don't see a AWP Asiimov in your inventory.

10:01 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: sry he was on the market

10:01 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: check again

10:01 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: =)

10:02 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: No thanks, I've seen better BS AWP | Asiimov's.

10:02 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Especially w/o stickers.

10:03 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: plz

10:03 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: i'll need keys

10:03 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Nah.

10:04 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: where are you form?

10:04 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: from?

10:04 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Why does that question you?

10:04 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: Ñ Ð¸Ð· роÑÑии (Translation: I'm from Russia)

10:04 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: мб Ñ‚Ñ‹ руÑÑÐºÐ°Ñ ( руÑÑкий ) ? (Translation: mb you Russian ( Russian ) ?)

10:05 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: you from U.S.A??

10:05 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I don't speak Russian, it's pretty obvious.

10:05 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: maybe u from russia

10:05 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: you like RUSSIA?

10:06 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: I don't speak Russian...

10:06 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: you like russia?

10:06 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: No.

10:07 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG: I do not understand people who do not like Russia, I'm from Russia but like all the nations, so why do not you love us?

10:07 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Because 90% of the Russians I run into are complete idiots.

10:07 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: No offense.

10:10 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Is that all you need from me, Mr. Russian?

10:10 AM - [GIRL] Wubsies ♥: Taking that as a yes, see ya dork.

10:11 AM - Mickle. ♥ Get_right ♥ #RTG is now Offline.

[ShadowMan]

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bp worshipper? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous highball listings on Bible.tf, and I have over 20 confirmed suggestions. I am trained in highball warfare and I’m the top seller in the entire mine classifields. You are nothing to me but just another lowballer.

 

 

i tried

 

Got him after declining 2 his trade offers for 30% less than my asking price

[praise]

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: Hello

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: Hello

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: I would like to buy that fancy dress

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: wait

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: ok

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: do the spells only work in halloween

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: yes

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: or

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: Helloween

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ did not respond to the trade request.

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: server

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: idk then

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: wait

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: With plugins

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: and the like

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: no thanks then

★ Eli-♆-ΧΞΣ: k

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ: have a nice day

Hᴀzᴀʀᴅ | JoJ is now Offline.

[Surs]

So lets see, my trade states not to add me, and then he adds me, and tells me to offer. My god.

 

[GIRL] GRILL: Uh hey, need something?

jensen4720: I was looking for you unu backwards 

[GIRL] GRILL: Yeah offer on my trade.

jensen4720: Ok

jensen4720: No wait Can you send me a offer

[GIRL] GRILL: Why should I send an offer

jensen4720: Because on mobile

jensen4720: iPhone 

[GIRL] GRILL: idc, i dont send anyone offers.

jensen4720: Ok tommorow Then

[GIRL] GRILL: are u not gonna tell me ur offer?

jensen4720: Ok

jensen4720: What effeckt it have

[GIRL] GRILL: you looked at my trade, u should know.

jensen4720: It some time AFP

jensen4720: Ago

jensen4720: But my offer is my unu backwards and a carbo bot knife with part damage dealt and heavy killed

[GIRL] GRILL: Yeah you have an unusual and you dont tell me the effect.

[GIRL] GRILL: thanks.

jensen4720: Bubbling

[GIRL] GRILL: and what are you offering on/

[GIRL] GRILL: ?

jensen4720: You unu backwards 

[GIRL] GRILL: LOL

[GIRL] GRILL: ill give you a scrap for your crap unusual.

jensen4720: I dont know what the effect is on yours

[GIRL] GRILL: its knifestorm

jensen4720: Ohhh

jensen4720: Sry

jensen4720: Dont want

[GIRL] GRILL: LOL

jensen4720: Yep

[GIRL] GRILL: get out, please learn to trade.

jensen4720 is now Offline.

[Surs]

What is with geniuses adding me =/

 

[GIRL] GRILL: Uh hey

[GIRL] GRILL: You added me

[GIRL] GRILL: How may I help?

[CC]DAFLOGGEDTOASTA: would you be interested in my pro killstreak festive wrench

[GIRL] GRILL: No.

[GIRL] GRILL: Goodbye.

[CC]DAFLOGGEDTOASTA: k

[CC]DAFLOGGEDTOASTA: np

[GIRL] GRILL: dont add me to sell me ur items, jeez

[CC]DAFLOGGEDTOASTA is now Offline.

[puddingkip]

Hey I got me a personal phisher

 

 

D3d_M0r0Z- A4TECH Bloody]: Привет,мы проводили ÐºÐ¾Ð½ÐºÑƒÑ€Ñ Ð² группе,и вы выиграли шмотки вот они на Ñкрине [link omitted]   еÑли понравÑÑ‚ÑŒÑÑ

то заберете

D3d_M0r0Z- A4TECH Bloody: Привет,мы проводили ÐºÐ¾Ð½ÐºÑƒÑ€Ñ Ð² группе,и вы выиграли шмотки вот они на Ñкрине [link omitted]   еÑли понравÑÑ‚ÑŒÑÑ

то заберете

 

he specifically talks to me when I go online.

And does so in Russian which is pretty weird. I have not bothered google translating it though

[Professional Map Painter]

 

Hey I got me a personal phisher

 

 

D3d_M0r0Z- A4TECH Bloody]: Привет,мы проводили ÐºÐ¾Ð½ÐºÑƒÑ€Ñ Ð² группе,и вы выиграли шмотки вот они на Ñкрине [link omitted]   еÑли понравÑÑ‚ÑŒÑÑ

то заберете

D3d_M0r0Z- A4TECH Bloody: Привет,мы проводили ÐºÐ¾Ð½ÐºÑƒÑ€Ñ Ð² группе,и вы выиграли шмотки вот они на Ñкрине [link omitted]   еÑли понравÑÑ‚ÑŒÑÑ

то заберете

 

he specifically talks to me when I go online.

And does so in Russian which is pretty weird. I have not bothered google translating it though

 

 

"Hi, we are holding a contest in a group, and you won the clothes here are on the screenshot [link omitted] if ponravyatsya"

[Crabislav]

Wall of text incoming. It's not a steam convo but fuck the police
[12:06:09 AM] Rapid: RUSKIE BOIIII

[12:09:40 AM] Rapid: you became online

[12:09:43 AM] Rapid: are you there

[12:24:33 AM] Slavicslav: you what nigga

[12:24:41 AM] Rapid: i require your help

[12:25:01 AM] Slavicslav: at your service, comrade

[12:25:10 AM] Rapid: since you're the only person with a worthy inventory

[12:25:13 AM] Rapid: i need to ask you

[12:25:19 AM] Rapid: can you get me 27 TF2 keys

[12:25:23 AM] Rapid: i have the money on steam right now

[12:25:25 AM] Rapid: the thing is

[12:25:31 AM] Rapid: i need to wait a week before trading them

[12:25:32 AM] Rapid: so yh

[12:25:37 AM] Rapid: i wanted to get GTA V

[12:25:48 AM] Rapid: id give them back to you exactly in a 1 week time

[12:25:50 AM] Slavicslav: no probs

[12:25:55 AM] Rapid: yeee awesome

[12:25:57 AM] Slavicslav: FUCK

[12:25:59 AM] Rapid: i save like 10€ on that

[12:26:00 AM] Slavicslav: SHITFUCKISHIT

[12:26:06 AM] Rapid: nigga whats happening

[12:26:10 AM] Slavicslav: BUDS DIED I FORGOT

[12:26:13 AM] Rapid: yeah

[12:26:17 AM] Rapid: i saw that too

[12:26:29 AM] Rapid: but it shouldnt matter, ill give the keys back to you before anything drastic happens

[12:26:46 AM] Slavicslav: I could've given you a couple and that'd be anough to get a game but now you'll need like 6 of them

[12:26:52 AM] Slavicslav: well ok

[12:26:56 AM] Rapid: i dont tihnk the bot accepts buds

[12:26:57 AM] Rapid: :/

[12:26:58 AM] Slavicslav: lemme think what i can do right now

[12:27:02 AM] Rapid: just csgo and tf2 keys

[12:27:09 AM] Slavicslav: hmm

[12:27:17 AM] Rapid: http://dispenser.tf/trade/152026/

[12:27:17 AM] Slavicslav: 27 keys, that's what he asks for?

[12:27:21 AM] Rapid: yes

[12:27:24 AM] Rapid: 27 tf2 keys

[12:27:25 AM] Rapid: 24 csgo

[12:27:32 AM] Rapid: with tf2 keys it turns out cheaper

[12:27:34 AM] Rapid: by a lot

[12:27:39 AM] Rapid: csgo keys are 2.50 now

[12:27:42 AM] Rapid: jews

[12:27:57 AM] Rapid: 52€ with TF2 keys

[12:28:14 AM] Rapid: just to prove that im not jewing you http://puu.sh/hfh5e/7425a356e0.jpg

[12:28:20 AM] Rapid: i just wanted to save some for KF2 next week

[12:28:51 AM] Slavicslav: dude wtf stop that "i'm not gonna scam you friedn, im trustworthy)))0" bullshit

[12:28:56 AM] Slavicslav: i know who i can trust

[12:28:56 AM] Rapid: lel

[12:29:00 AM] Rapid: okey boss

[12:29:19 AM] Slavicslav: gotta sell a few buds for keys now

[12:29:23 AM] Rapid: yeah tyt

[12:29:23 AM] Slavicslav: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[12:29:26 AM] Rapid: :s

[12:29:34 AM] Rapid: buds are like 13€ now right

[12:29:42 AM] Rapid: so 5-6 keys per bud?

[12:29:46 AM] Slavicslav: about that i guess

[12:29:48 AM] Slavicslav: yes

[12:29:51 AM] Slavicslav: 5 keys tops atm

[12:29:55 AM] Rapid: damn

[12:29:59 AM] Slavicslav: and they were fucking 14 when i got em

[12:30:04 AM] Rapid: R I P

[12:30:27 AM] Slavicslav: i still believe they're gonna rise and shine

[12:30:28 AM] Slavicslav: wait wtf

[12:30:36 AM] Slavicslav: you didn't want gta v did you :^)

[12:30:43 AM] Rapid: i didnt want to pay for it

[12:30:48 AM] Rapid: but i sold all of my csgo skins

[12:30:49 AM] Rapid: so basically

[12:30:51 AM] Rapid: im not paying for it

[12:30:52 AM] Slavicslav: i see

[12:30:55 AM] Rapid: since i won majority of them on bets

[12:30:56 AM] Rapid: ))))

[12:31:41 AM] Rapid: well

[12:31:46 AM] Rapid: ill be on for like one more hour

[12:31:50 AM] Rapid: before i need to sleep

[12:32:25 AM] Slavicslav: i think i'll get keys by that time

[12:32:30 AM] Rapid: okey b0ss

[12:53:37 AM] Rapid: man...

[12:53:42 AM] Rapid: i just realised something

[12:53:45 AM] Rapid: i fucked up pretty bad

HERE COMES THE POINT I SOLD MY BUDS AND SENT HIM A TRADE OFFER THAT CONTAINS 27 KEYS
 

[12:54:24 AM] Rapid: 27x2.22 is 59€

[12:54:26 AM] Rapid: so basically the same price

[12:54:37 AM] Rapid: i have no idea how i calculated that shit

[12:54:54 AM] Rapid: ;_;

[12:56:12 AM] Rapid: god fucking dammit its exactly the same price

[12:56:24 AM] Rapid: how much did you lose on this...

[12:56:32 AM] Slavicslav: no fucks were given

[12:56:38 AM] Rapid: no seriously

[12:56:41 AM] Rapid: how much did you lose

[12:56:48 AM] Slavicslav: idk

[12:56:52 AM] Slavicslav: no regrets

[12:56:57 AM] Rapid: how many keys did you get per bud

[12:57:01 AM] Slavicslav: just 5

[12:57:06 AM] Slavicslav: and damn that was tons of adds

[12:57:21 AM] Slavicslav: i made one trade and got like 15 adds and the same amountof trade offers

[12:57:28 AM] Slavicslav: which means buds will only go up

[12:57:36 AM] Rapid: but now you have keys

[12:57:37 AM] Rapid: which wont

[12:58:10 AM] Slavicslav: they finally started going down after 2 years of non-stop rising

[12:58:29 AM] Slavicslav: accept the trade already

[12:58:33 AM] Rapid: i kinda wasted your time right now, because id rather just buy it from steam directly ;_;

[12:58:36 AM] Rapid: its the same price

[12:58:39 AM] Rapid: but its gonna be 100% safe

[12:58:40 AM] Slavicslav: i don't care

[12:58:43 AM] Slavicslav: you asked

[12:58:44 AM] Slavicslav: i did

[12:58:55 AM] Rapid: yeah but now there's like no point in me taking them from you

[12:58:55 AM] Slavicslav: that was my decicsion so

[12:59:05 AM] Rapid: because ill give them back to you in a week

[12:59:06 AM] Slavicslav: do it faggot

[12:59:13 AM] Rapid: neither one of us gets anything from this

[12:59:13 AM] Rapid: just

[12:59:17 AM] Rapid: think about it this way

[12:59:19 AM] Rapid: ill take them from you

[12:59:24 AM] Rapid: and give you back the same in a week

[12:59:29 AM] Slavicslav: and?

[12:59:37 AM] Slavicslav: dude wtf

[12:59:39 AM] Rapid: there's no point in trading it for keys

[12:59:45 AM] Rapid: the price is the sameeeeeeee

[12:59:48 AM] Slavicslav: idgaf

[12:59:55 AM] Rapid: THE FAULT IS ON MY END

[1:00:02 AM] Rapid: I MADE YOU TRADE THEM FOR NOTHING

[1:00:17 AM] Rapid: AND WASTED YOUR TIME

[1:00:44 AM] Slavicslav: this wouldn'be a waste of time if you actually bought gta v right now :^)

[1:00:50 AM] Slavicslav: now i am fucked up

[1:01:06 AM] Rapid: im gonna decline the offer

[1:01:07 AM] Rapid: just keep them

[1:01:10 AM] Rapid: :/

[1:01:11 AM] Slavicslav: w

[1:01:11 AM] Slavicslav: t

[1:01:12 AM] Slavicslav: f

[1:01:17 AM] Rapid: i told you a few times already

[1:01:19 AM] Rapid: i fucked up

[1:01:26 AM] Slavicslav: did i just get trolled

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

[The Penguins]

Puddingkip does not believe in the power of the South Pole ;-;

[Captain Caboose]

9:33 PM - λngelღмander: λngelღмander: old macdonald had a farm

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: ee ii ee ii oh

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: and on it was a retarded pig

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: ee ii ee ii oh

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: penis penis penis

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: weed weed weed

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: subservient females everywhere

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: old macdonald had a farm

9:24 PM - λngelღмander: ee ii ee ii oh

 

[Python.]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

9:00 PM - yeah toast!: hello

9:00 PM - yeah toast!: im here for the heavy unusual

9:01 PM - Salty Python: Okay

9:01 PM - You have accepted the trade request from yeah toast!.

*He puts in Unusual Nano* *I close trade*

9:02 PM - yeah toast!: what

9:02 PM - yeah toast! is now Offline.

 

Basically how every add I've gotten for my unusuals as gone down

[♥Prof. Sugarcube♥]

Thursday, 16 April 2015

11:53 AM - ♥Prof. Suggiecube™♥: Howdy, how can i help y'all?

11:53 AM - DelsinPinkman: hi wait one second please

11:53 AM - ♥Prof. Suggiecube™♥: k

11:55 AM - DelsinPinkman: you have the 

Neckwear Headwear ?

11:55 AM - DelsinPinkman: tf2 item

11:55 AM - ♥Prof. Suggiecube™♥: What made you think i have it.

11:55 AM - DelsinPinkman: nope i see in your backpack

11:56 AM - ♥Prof. Suggiecube™♥: Where

11:56 AM - ♥Prof. Suggiecube™♥: Where do you see it

11:57 AM - DelsinPinkman: man im sorry i dont have not problem thank you goodbye

11:57 AM - DelsinPinkman is now Offline.

[Jakey-Boo]

Sethos S.: Is it worth switching to burst fire on weapons?

Adolf Plz: Nope

Sethos S.: Might as well replace that button with another action

Adolf Plz: right click?

Sethos S.: Yeh

Adolf Plz: How will you aim then?

Sethos S.: You aim better with right click?

Adolf Plz: YOu aim with snipers

Sethos S.: I dun use snoopers

Sethos S.: hardly

Adolf Plz: You will evnetually

Sethos S.: Hm

Sethos S.: What's a good button to use walk on

Adolf Plz: shift

Sethos S.: I use crouch as shift

Adolf Plz: y?

Sethos S.: Hurts my hand to get my pinky finger down to alt as crouch

Adolf Plz: Then use ctrl

Sethos S.: crtl*

Sethos S.: I mean

Adolf Plz: How the hell does it hurt to move it half an inch?

Sethos S.: It just does and it feels uncomfortable o3o

Adolf Plz: Uninstall CS:GO and sell all your stuff

[A Delicious Cashew]

A Delicious Cashew: you want a free item

A Delicious Cashew: I need space

Baloo: yes gib free headwarmer

A Delicious Cashew: it wont be a crate, I promise

Baloo: ok traed me pls

Baloo has accepted your request to trade.

Baloo: aww is crate u fool me

A Delicious Cashew: part of pyroman's old collection

A Delicious Cashew: he sold it to mapleman

Baloo: ain't it just like a moderator to give red tape

A Delicious Cashew: who sold it to me

Baloo: wow nice email confirmation scrub

A Delicious Cashew: scem

Baloo: worried your account is gonna be stolen?

A Delicious Cashew: I dunt accept!

A Delicious Cashew: maybe

Baloo: oh nice joke actually

A Delicious Cashew: I mean I had an add from lategum today

Baloo: Also I don't want them

A Delicious Cashew: too late

Baloo: You motherfucker

A Delicious Cashew: I still have 20 more

Baloo: and they're uncraftable

A Delicious Cashew:

Baloo: you motherfucker

Baloo: I can't even scrap.tf

Baloo: welp time for a raffle

A Delicious Cashew: that was my plan for the last 20

Baloo: rip pyroman

A Delicious Cashew: I've been selling these on classifieds for 3 months 

A Delicious Cashew: no wait 4 now

Baloo: sounds like business is good m8

A Delicious Cashew: I had 50

Baloo: how's the profit been?

A Delicious Cashew: 1 scrap each

A Delicious Cashew: worth

Baloo: yes

A Delicious Cashew: even better when you consider I sold like 15 to the same guy

A Delicious Cashew: who has a level 1-100 collection of these

Baloo: hahahahahahahaha

Baloo: oh god

A Delicious Cashew: ^^

A Delicious Cashew: you want more

Baloo: ha.

A Delicious Cashew: so yes

Baloo has accepted your request to trade.

Baloo: rip bp

A Delicious Cashew: what

Baloo: it used to be so clean until the red tape nation attacked

A Delicious Cashew:

 

[puddingkip]

Puddingkip does not believe in the power of the South Pole ;-;

Penguins live on the North Pole

 

It is known

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

[Surs]

Why do people add me for this.

 

[GIRL] GRILL: hello

[GIRL] GRILL: How may I help you?

Davidlele: I Dont Remeber xD

Davidlele: You can delete me sir.

[GIRL] GRILL: Then dont add me in the first place

Davidlele is now Offline.

[Syego]

 http://imgur.com/pPcHyel

 

and

 

http://imgur.com/ToqI6qI

 

and finally

 

http://imgur.com/r0Ycpt6

[AwesomeMcCoolName]