What is the smallest thing Valve can do that will crash the economy?

[Toby]

Add two new tiers of metal.

[Cedarium]

Add two new tiers of metal.

That wont break the game, it'll lead for key buying to be possible later,

[Ward - MvM Anyone?]

Make keys 80% off for 1 week due to slow sales.

 

 

Oh my god the key economy would be thrown into a toilet.

[Python.]

not economy related

Make scout as slow as the soldier.

Would make scout a less well-liked class, decreasing the value of their items and unusuals and miscs, etc.

[Python.]

Make keys a craftable item rather than having to buy them at the Store 

[Mr Prince]

Sell unusuals at mann co store.

[puddingkip]

Only determine unusuals by hat. Effect can be chosen by "set style"

[Mr Prince]

Only determine unusuals by hat. Effect can be chosen by "set style"

 

Haha good one

[Pyroman]

 

 

Would make scout a less well-liked class, decreasing the value of their items and unusuals and miscs, etc.

 

I said it first and nobody gave a fuck ;~;

[Python.]

I said it first and nobody gave a fuck ;~;

I didn't see your reply. Oh well.

[Mr Prince]

Re craft unusual

[✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔]

Do a dota and make pain that makes effects (which you can buy)

[grimdercell]

1. Make earbuds a craftable misc

 

2. HOUWAR is now free for anyone who launches TF2.

 

3. Bill's Hat now craftable (so noobs won't say its rare as f*ck)

[Bakgrund]

Add an official spreadsheet, oh god.

 

Trading fee, every trade cost 0.05€ to complete because they need to keep upgrading their servers so people won't complain.

 

Crates stop dropping forever

 

Stop selling old keys completely and instead introduce a new way to "unbox"

 

Make Team Fortress 3

 

The employees at valve get tradable items for free

 

Gabe newell give himself 1000000 keys and sell for 2.66 each

 

Introduce a female class that only can wear specific unisex hats

 

etc...

[ThatOtherChigga #Mack]

I said it first and nobody gave a fuck ;~;

its because Python is white

[Seminal Inhalation]

Re-add the 10th class into the game.

[There]

TF3

[Jubei]

Go back and limit trades to 8 items per side...

[HapHaxion]

You know something wierd is going to happen when the price of keys on the Steam market and on backpack.tf itself go higher than what it costs to buy them from the Mann Co. Store. What happens then? Will Key and Refined prices finally stabilize until Valve steps in and tweaks the prices? I wonder...

[Heated Bread]

Switch off the item server

[F CHARLIE]

Make keys a craftable item rather than having to buy them at the Store 

 

They could make keys craftable with certain items that are marketable thus keeping the money rolling.

[Herman]

Make a new item called "Unusualizer" which can be obtained the same way as Stragifiers (trough Chemistry sets), and its Chemistry set can be found in random drops at the same rate of the Strangifier Chemistry sets. And you're able to use the "Unusualizer" in any cosmetic item you want.

[Pum]

[TF2Scourge]

make the prices reverse (eg, the scrap is worth an unusual, and vice versa

[Heated Bread]

Nothing.

 

No updates, no announcements, no blog posts.  Total silence and inactivity.  Not even so much as a bug patch.
 

That'd probably do it.