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[Corpfox]

 

Monday, January 30, 2017
6:10 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!]: Hello!
6:10 PM - Corp.fox: u again...
6:10 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!] is now Offline.
6:10 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!] is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
6:10 PM - Corp.fox:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamfacepalm
 

[Foamy the Fearsome]

Not a Steam conversation per se, but I think good old Merendas here is in dire need of a hug/ stern parental talking to/ something:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28749252

To be fair, I dont understand why you're fueling him there. You just discussed a trade in a not-so-friendly fashion, but that came from two ends. I do not see that as a reason to come back two times, let alone to be so rude when you do (you're actually insulting him the second time). I think if anyone there is being immature, it is you

[A Delicious Cashew]

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

8:49 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢: hi, you added me?

8:50 PM - â­Katt [ßŦ]: Do You Still Have The Cloud 9 Pyro?

8:50 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢: I don't have a cloud 9 pyro hat

8:51 PM - â­Katt [ßŦ] is now Offline.

 

???

[ThePickleCat]

*random traded me 3 times in 10 minutes*

he didn't even know who had offered him aussies, I know it wasn't me I've never owned one

 

Tucker: hello 5:11:34 PM

Jin: hiya 5:11:35 PM

Jin: was that a yes  5:11:40 PM

Jin: ? 5:11:42 PM

Tucker: what? 5:11:47 PM

Jin added Unusual Frontier Djustice 5:12:12 PM

Tucker: yes to what? 5:12:14 PM

Jin: this for both aussies'? 5:12:18 PM

Tucker: what aussies? 5:12:35 PM

Jin: your frontier justice and th wrench?? 5:13:09 PM

You added Frontier Justice 5:13:24 PM

You added Strange Wrench 5:13:31 PM

Tucker: these? 5:13:33 PM

Jin: XD such a troll 5:13:41 PM

Tucker: youre random trading too many people 5:13:59 PM

Tucker: you dont even know who you traded 5:14:03 PM

Tucker: maybe you should stop breaking server rules 5:14:09 PM

Tucker: and stop looking like an idiot 5:14:15 PM

Jin: XD 5:14:39 PM

Jin: the fucking salt over nothing 5:14:47 PM

Tucker: what salt? 5:14:53 PM

Jin: the 6 year old's on this server... 5:14:56 PM

Jin: i havnt dont fucking anyhting??? 5:15:08 PM

Tucker: lol youre the one that cant follow rules 5:15:14 PM

Jin: u accepting or not?? 5:15:16 PM

Tucker: its literally written on the rules that you had to hit that 1. button when you entered 5:15:26 PM

You are ready 5:15:29 PM

Jin: fuck off... 5:15:36 PM

Jin: -rep 5:15:40 PM

[ThePickleCat]

I guess he just doesn't get it?

 

Tucker: hello! 6:49:44 PM

Mr. Fuzzy: hey mad 6:49:47 PM

Mr. Fuzzy: are you selling any cosmedic 6:49:57 PM

Tucker: pg 6 of my bp 6:50:09 PM

Mr. Fuzzy: yes 6:50:22 PM

Mr. Fuzzy: !!! 6:51:26 PM

Tucker: ? 6:51:31 PM

Mr. Fuzzy: are you selling any cosemedic that i can buy 6:52:26 PM

Tucker: check pg 6 of my backpack 6:52:39 PM

Tucker: it has strange and cosmetics 6:52:48 PM

Mr. Fuzzy: can you just show me plis 4 6:54:53 PM

Tucker: type !bp tucker in game there is a full page of stuff 6:55:18 PM

Mr. Fuzzy: nothig heppens 6:56:40 PM

[HarryG]

 

*random traded me 3 times in 10 minutes*

he didn't even know who had offered him aussies, I know it wasn't me I've never owned one

 

Tucker: hello 5:11:34 PM

Jin: hiya 5:11:35 PM

Jin: was that a yes  5:11:40 PM

Jin: ? 5:11:42 PM

Tucker: what? 5:11:47 PM

Jin added Unusual Frontier Djustice 5:12:12 PM

Tucker: yes to what? 5:12:14 PM

Jin: this for both aussies'? 5:12:18 PM

Tucker: what aussies? 5:12:35 PM

Jin: your frontier justice and th wrench?? 5:13:09 PM

You added Frontier Justice 5:13:24 PM

You added Strange Wrench 5:13:31 PM

Tucker: these? 5:13:33 PM

Jin: XD such a troll 5:13:41 PM

Tucker: youre random trading too many people 5:13:59 PM

Tucker: you dont even know who you traded 5:14:03 PM

Tucker: maybe you should stop breaking server rules 5:14:09 PM

Tucker: and stop looking like an idiot 5:14:15 PM

Jin: XD 5:14:39 PM

Jin: the fucking salt over nothing 5:14:47 PM

Tucker: what salt? 5:14:53 PM

Jin: the 6 year old's on this server... 5:14:56 PM

Jin: i havnt dont fucking anyhting??? 5:15:08 PM

Tucker: lol youre the one that cant follow rules 5:15:14 PM

Jin: u accepting or not?? 5:15:16 PM

Tucker: its literally written on the rules that you had to hit that 1. button when you entered 5:15:26 PM

You are ready 5:15:29 PM

Jin: fuck off... 5:15:36 PM

Jin: -rep 5:15:40 PM

 

I havnt dont fucking anyhting???

 

 

Also, when you type -rep in trade chat and expect that to do literally anything 

[Ɔαρтαιи Ǥσя∂σи]

ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: HEY
ƆαÏÑ‚.ǤσÑ∂σи B> Backpacks: hello
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: please give a sandwich
You have accepted the trade request from ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП.
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: please give a sandwich
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: please
ƆαÏÑ‚.ǤσÑ∂σи B> Backpacks: What are you trading?
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: please give a sandwich
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: a sandwich
ƆαÏÑ‚.ǤσÑ∂σи B> Backpacks: You have a sandwich
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: sandwich
ƆαÏÑ‚.ǤσÑ∂σи B> Backpacks: I don't have any lettuce
ƆαÏÑ‚.ǤσÑ∂σи B> Backpacks: Squidwaaaard!
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП: I need another
ƆαÏÑ‚.ǤσÑ∂σи B> Backpacks: Why?
ÐЕ ЛЕÐДСТОП is now Offline.

 

[Eldric Liaz]

Az: Youre welling Unusual Fortunate Son on market
Az: selling*
Eldric Liaz, Use ⇌: And?
Az: i wish to buy it
Eldric Liaz, Use ⇌: Then buy it, its up for sale
Az: i cant my paypal isnt liunked with this account
Eldric Liaz, Use ⇌: You can always buy steam cards
Az: today is saturday and stores are shut then tomorrows sunday
Eldric Liaz, Use ⇌: Gamestop and walmart are open everyday
Az: im from United Kingdom
Eldric Liaz, Use ⇌: Well, you can buy it on Monday then
Az: can i not just purchase off you now with me paying paypal paying first
Eldric Liaz, Use ⇌: No, because I read all 5 of your paypal scam reports on Steamrep
 

Persistant scammers.

[Mindacos]

8:44 PM - Fish-Related Crimes S>48 unus has changed their name to Dr. Dudelittle.

8:45 PM - Dr. Dudelittle is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

8:45 PM - Mindacos S>Vivid Elfin' 33k: more like dolittle

8:45 PM - Mindacos S>Vivid Elfin' 33k: because you dolittle with the premium spotlight gave you :^)

8:46 PM - Dr. Dudelittle: LOL

[Shining]

☼ Shining | Buying Backpacks: Hi, how can i help?

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☼ Shining | Buying Backpacks: hello?

Foltos: late sory

☼ Shining | Buying Backpacks: what?

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☼ Shining | Buying Backpacks: please respond to me

Foltos: hey

Foltos: golden pyan

Foltos: have?

☼ Shining | Buying Backpacks: no

☼ Shining | Buying Backpacks: so was that all you added me for?

Foltos is now Offline.

 

 

Why do people do this

[42isTooShort]

 

haha don't worry about it

[ThePickleCat]

Tucker: hello! 10:26:14 PM

A Scout Main: can you put up the stuff on pg 6 10:26:22 PM

A Scout Main: i didnt get to see it lol 10:26:31 PM

A Scout Main: and hello 10:26:33 PM

Tucker: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198142119474 10:26:46 PM

A Scout Main: you selling the snack attack? 10:28:33 PM

Tucker: are you interested in anything? 10:29:28 PM

A Scout Main: the snack attack 10:29:58 PM

 

^^^^^^page 18

[HarryG]

I canceled the trade offer I sent him for his 7 key kit when I realized very similar ones were being sold for 3 keys. Apparently he's so desperate that he seeks out people who cancel their offers.

[42isTooShort]

I canceled the trade offer I sent him for his 7 key kit when I realized very similar ones were being sold for 3 keys. Apparently he's so desperate that he seeks out people who cancel their offers.

 

All of his kits are like that... sells for WAY over market.

[TheWiz]

http://imgur.com/a/XrWg6 Interactions between me and Iliketurtles. (He was asking for free stuff before I started talking to him.)

[HarryG]

So Alienkiy's brother Chechens is going to have my tongue cut off leg.

[A Delicious Cashew]

Reason I hate dealing with people when trading unusuals now

 

10:08 PM - Gully: Can you add the stormy stash?

10:09 PM - Gully is now Away.

10:10 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢: hmm, give me a few minutes to do some research.

10:10 PM - Gully is now Online.

10:10 PM - Gully: kk 

10:16 PM - Gully is now Away.

10:20 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢: I think I can do it actually, like the hat

10:20 PM - Gully is now Online.

10:21 PM - Gully: Awesome. Do you think you could replace the stash with your antlers?

10:21 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢: nope

10:21 PM - Gully: Could you replace it with your beak?

10:22 PM - Gully is now Away.

10:22 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢: nope

10:22 PM - Gully is now Online.

10:23 PM - Gully: Then could you add the le party phantom on top?

10:23 PM - Gully is now Away.

10:23 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢: You offered for just the stash. That's the best I'll do.

 

Wants me to add a 65 key hat, I accept after a bit. Then tries to instead get a 150 key hat, 85 key hat, or the 65 key + 30 key hat. I'm actually surprised he didn't retract, since that's what traders seem to do these days

[SpotlightR]

 

8:44 PM - Fish-Related Crimes S>48 unus has changed their name to Dr. Dudelittle.

8:45 PM - Dr. Dudelittle is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

8:45 PM - Mindacos S>Vivid Elfin' 33k: more like dolittle

8:45 PM - Mindacos S>Vivid Elfin' 33k: because you dolittle with the premium spotlight gave you :^)

8:46 PM - Dr. Dudelittle: LOL

 

lmao                       

[ѕιи]

42: What's up?

ѕιи #catchup: why?

ѕιи #catchup: why give me this?

42: I remembered your status update a couple weeks ago about this same hat, you do a lot for the community, thought you deserved a gift.

ѕιи #catchup: I don't deserve a gift

42: Don;t give up trading

ѕιи #catchup: I don't deserve shit

42: You labeled it "dream hat", it wasn't very expensive, so there we are. It really isnt a big deal, enjoy

ѕιи #catchup: u sure?

42: Yes, just aceppt it already

42: wear it with pride

ѕιи #catchup: you're a fucking legend

ѕιи #catchup: thanks so much

42: Oh yeah, and it should help with your suggestion limit

ѕιи #catchup: yeah

ѕιи #catchup: thanks so much

42: no worries

 

 

 

https://gyazo.com/527817989963bc546dc67d4a5992b162

 

[Corpfox]

Guess who added me the 3rd time!    Couldn't stop laughing!

 

Saturday, February 11, 2017
3:37 PM - Corp.fox: what r u, a bot?
3:37 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!]: hello1
3:37 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!]: no
3:38 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!]: I was wondeirng if I can offer paypal for your unusual?
3:38 PM - Corp.fox: omg lol
3:38 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!]: why?
3:38 PM - Corp.fox:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamfacepalm
3:38 PM - FROST [bUYING KEYS $1.70!!!] is now Offline.
 

[Foamy the Fearsome]

[TheWiz]

http://imgur.com/a/9WbEd

[42isTooShort]

This guy adds me: http://backpack.tf/u/76561198142720717

Comments this on my profile page: "I have a question reguarding a TF2 item"

 

 

No, I didn't click on the link of course.

[Wokath]

[FishtheFish]

6:01 PM - AgentPiman: thing is, you aren't included, but if alllllllll this stuff becomes a reality, you might be my side man
6:01 PM - Fish can't trade for 8 days: oh fuck yeah
6:01 PM - Fish can't trade for 8 days: I could be sketchek's butt buddy's butt buddy
6:01 PM - AgentPiman: maybe you can find mindacos :^)
6:02 PM - Fish can't trade for 8 days: I would locate his monkey ass using your death ray
6:02 PM - Fish can't trade for 8 days: and zap him in the ass for selling me that skullcap too high and highballing that pyromancer to me