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Erik B> Quicksells!: Hey
Anz: Hey
Anz: I have item offer for the max
Anz: ill send it
Erik B> Quicksells!: Sure but do note that I require item overpay, as stated in my listings.
Anz: Mmhm
Anz is now Offline.
 
 
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How to get rid of terrible mvm pubs

 

Removed from matchmaking queue.
island55 joined the party
MR.cow joined the party
MR.cow: ummm we gona contenu???
island55: we're taking a break
MR.cow: ok 
island55: like a 30 hour break
MR.cow left the party
island55: gg
Carnage: lol
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"Very firm on this 500 is just a b/o taking offers." 

I know, I found that cute as well. Hey, you got a profile picture!

 

That sounds like something Harry G would say. 

There. Isn't. A. Space. You. Nitwit.

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I don't know where this guy added me from...

 

 

Sunday, January 22, 2017
2:15 PM - Wizardobto: Hi
2:15 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: Hello
2:15 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: How may I help you?
2:16 PM - Wizardobto: Girl?
2:16 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: Sure
2:16 PM - Wizardobto: Do you trade your unusual?
2:16 PM - Wizardobto: Please
2:16 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: No
2:17 PM - Wizardobto: Okay
2:17 PM - Wizardobto: :(
2:17 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: Anything else?
2:17 PM - Wizardobto: No thanks , beautiful ;)
2:18 PM - [GIRL] knavesmith: Alright then. Have a nice day
2:18 PM - Wizardobto: Impocible :(
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Spotlight buys the Collector's Milkman and I got this trade offer today after school. And yeah, it says on my profile that my first Unusual is a Memory Leak Plumber's Pipe. So yeah, that's really cool already. But LOOK. http://backpack.tf/item/1661291635It actually is THE EXACT same one. AND it doesn't say anywhere on my profile WHEN I first and last had this item, so that means Spotlight went through MORE THAN 2 YEARS inventory history until he found it. But it gets CRAZIER. The person didn't speak English so Spotlight used fucking Google Translate to translate back and forth in Japanese to buy it off the guy. http://steamcommunity.com/id/LemonIsSuck/ Look, you can see his comment still on the profile. This is the most thoughtful thing anyone's done for me in a long time; this is really, really cool. Thanks, Spotlight. You're the man.

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Confirmed, duped items are half of what their counterparts are worth.

I would have expected this to come from his end on this thread considering the fact that not telling people that something is duped is kind of a scummy thing to do. Every courteous trader I've dealt with has the information (if the item is duped) mentioned somewhere, especially since a very great many people do care (which is why "how was i suppose to know you care" is a poor reply). Withholding that information on any item that isn't ultra low tier (~10 keys ish) is just poor business etiquette if you ask me. 

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Spotlight buys the Collector's Milkman and I got this trade offer today after school. And yeah, it says on my profile that my first Unusual is a Memory Leak Plumber's Pipe. So yeah, that's really cool already. But LOOK. http://backpack.tf/item/1661291635It actually is THE EXACT same one. AND it doesn't say anywhere on my profile WHEN I first and last had this item, so that means Spotlight went through MORE THAN 2 YEARS inventory history until he found it. But it gets CRAZIER. The person didn't speak English so Spotlight used fucking Google Translate to translate back and forth in Japanese to buy it off the guy. http://steamcommunity.com/id/LemonIsSuck/ Look, you can see his comment still on the profile. This is the most thoughtful thing anyone's done for me in a long time; this is really, really cool. Thanks, Spotlight. You're the man.

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I would have expected this to come from his end on this thread considering the fact that not telling people that something is duped is kind of a scummy thing to do. Every courteous trader I've dealt with has the information (if the item is duped) mentioned somewhere, especially since a very great many people do care (which is why "how was i suppose to know you care" is a poor reply). Withholding that information on any item that isn't ultra low tier (~10 keys ish) is just poor business etiquette if you ask me. 

 

Never asked if it was duped.  He asked how to check item history.  I replayed with an explanation of how to.  Then he said, "why did't you tell me".  From what I posted It's understandable that it looked bad on my end, but the rest of the conversation already gone.

 

IF he asked if my item was duped I would have responded with a yes, but he did not.

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I'm honestly wondering if Harry even knew Raven  had this...

I've heard Harry has a magical third eye on the back of his left hand though, and I heard it can track and see collector's items...

 

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I'm honestly wondering if Harry even knew Raven  had this...

I've heard Harry has a magical third eye on the back of his left hand though, and I heard it can track and see collector's items...

 

GoodGuySpotlight

Dude, I have no life. What the hell do you think I do all day if it isn't constantly checking up on everything that everybody owns? 

 

And it's the right hand.

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Dude, I have no life. What the hell do you think I do all day if it isn't constantly checking up on everything that everybody owns? 

 

And it's the right hand.

My sources don't lie, I know it's the left hand, it has to be. Honestly don't you have like school or something in Illinois.

 

Also can I see the file on me.

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My sources don't lie, I know it's the left hand, it has to be. Honestly don't you have like school or something in Illinois.

 

Also can I see the file on me.

Oh ho ho, that's a big "no comment" to everything in this post, friend.

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Spotlight buys the Collector's Milkman and I got this trade offer today after school. And yeah, it says on my profile that my first Unusual is a Memory Leak Plumber's Pipe. So yeah, that's really cool already. But LOOK. http://backpack.tf/item/1661291635It actually is THE EXACT same one. AND it doesn't say anywhere on my profile WHEN I first and last had this item, so that means Spotlight went through MORE THAN 2 YEARS inventory history until he found it. But it gets CRAZIER. The person didn't speak English so Spotlight used fucking Google Translate to translate back and forth in Japanese to buy it off the guy. http://steamcommunity.com/id/LemonIsSuck/ Look, you can see his comment still on the profile. This is the most thoughtful thing anyone's done for me in a long time; this is really, really cool. Thanks, Spotlight. You're the man.

 

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I think I nearly died of laughter during this conversation. Also wasted the guy's time for like an hour ;P

 

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Hi

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: i am starting a youtube channel and would like to do a channel of unusual showcases here is my trust https://backpack.tf/trust/76561198104991389can you help payment is involed of your choice ( actual trust http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198086531149 )

FLAIM is now Online.

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Lol

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: You want me to send you money or something? Why would I do that

FLAIM: no

FLAIM: a unusual for me to make a video

FLAIM: i showed you my trust

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Hmm

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: But explain that your trust link shows a guy with level 95, and your profile is level 20?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: I find that kind of strange. If you can show me proof then I will donate my Team Captain worth 380 keys

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: you wouldnt donate it

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: I mean, I'd really like a youtuber to wear it ofcourse

FLAIM: why?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh, how then?

FLAIM: what you mean how?

FLAIM: do you want to see my youtube channel?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: You asked me to borrow you my unusual


FLAIM is now Online.

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Omg I watch that everyday! I'm such a fanboy.

FLAIM: thats my proof

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: What can I do?

FLAIM: i want to do a showcase

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh

FLAIM: on unusuals

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Cool

FLAIM: i did one on a minigun

FLAIM: unusual one

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: i havent made a video in 10 months

FLAIM: ran out of ideas

FLAIM: :/

FLAIM is now Away.

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh :(

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: yeah

FLAIM: can i do a showcase on your

FLAIM: s

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: yeah ofcourse

FLAIM: send me a offer

FLAIM is now Online.

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: I'm in MvM I cant right noiw

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: now*

FLAIM: ok

FLAIM: tell me

FLAIM: when the round ends

FLAIM is now Online.

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Ok

FLAIM is now Online.

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: I will close though after it ends

FLAIM: close?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Can you send me the offer instead? If you add a certain note then I will accept immidiately (just want to brag to my friend :D )

FLAIM: wait have stuff too

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Btw can I buy your vintage Lugermorph for 2 keys?

FLAIM: hmm

FLAIM: you like it?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Yea

FLAIM: ok

FLAIM: hmmmmmm

FLAIM: if you let me showcase your unusual because my subs are doing down :/  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamsad 

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Hm

FLAIM: i have 500

FLAIM: then lost 400

FLAIM: now only have 100

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: subs

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: ?????????

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: u there?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Okay send me a trade offer for my Handle, Team Captain and Pom Pommed

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: I will accept if you add a note

FLAIM: why add a note

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Because you are a famous youtuber

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: I want to show it to all my friends

FLAIM: ok sure

FLAIM: what do i say?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Ok please add 'Erik has got the 9 inches'

FLAIM: steam link

FLAIM: idk cant find in friends list

FLAIM: also should i change my steam profile pic and name because I have a different name for my channel

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Yeah I think so

FLAIM: ok


Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Go to inventory, then press send trade offer

FLAIM: i know how to do it

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Then drag my clean Green Energy Team Captain worth 380, which I by the way sell for 450+ in unu, in

FLAIM: i know

FLAIM: so first got to tell you something

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh?

FLAIM: i got into a fight for this one youtuber

FLAIM: you know

FLAIM: this youtube

FLAIM: gonna get his link 1 sec

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh?

FLAIM: zaclink

FLAIM: you know him?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: No I do not

FLAIM: ok

FLAIM: thats besides the point

FLAIM: so he wanted

FLAIM: to buy cd keys

FLAIM: from me then he said go fitst and i said no

FLAIM: then he got mad and asked all his fans to report me

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh who would possibly report you? :(

FLAIM: his fans

FLAIM: because they are loyal to him

FLAIM is now Online.

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Okay

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: So uhm, whats your point of telling all this? :P

FLAIM is now Online.

FLAIM: just wanted to tell you

FLAIM: cause i hate sercrets

FLAIM: k

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh yeah I can imagine you hate secrets, so do I

FLAIM: do you want me to put the lugerporh in there?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Sure, and the note if you'd like

FLAIM: all 3 unusuals?

FLAIM: nah

FLAIM: i just want to do one

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh, how generous of you

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Which one?

FLAIM: lugermorph

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: What unu

FLAIM: no i mean tc

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Good choice

FLAIM: sent

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Wait you didn't add my specific note :(

Crystal: i did

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: No

Crystal: ok what you want me to say

Crystal: type it in here and i will resend

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Erik's got the 9 inches

Crystal: oh ok

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Impressive uh?

Crystal: yeah but i am not gay though srry

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: lmao

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Okay doesn't matter just add the note

Crystal: k

Crystal: sent

Crystal: Erik

Crystal: i sent the offer to you

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Can you also send nudes?

Crystal: if you accept

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Really? 

Crystal: no

Crystal: acutally yes

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: You cockblocker

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh

Crystal: ok 1 sec


Crystal: my wifi is slow

Crystal: srry i cant cause my dad can see what i am doing and he blocked the page

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Which page?

Crystal: x rated stuff


Crystal: you havent accepted my offer

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Yeah I think I want to keep my TC... I am just not very sure :/ I really like it

Crystal: ok

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: So you're going to remove me now?

Crystal: can I use the cloudy moon plumber

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Nah sorry :/ I just checked but you haven't made a video in 10 months

Crystal: yeah

Crystal: i would

Crystal: because

Crystal: i dont know what videos to make

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Oh, but I think I will keep my unusuals until you upload another video

Crystal: oh :/

Crystal: can you donate?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: If you upload a video then yes

Crystal: why do i have to upload a video?

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Idk your channel seems a bit inactive

Crystal: i will make another video if you give unusuals

Crystal: i thought you just said tht you wnted

Crystal: to

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: I'll pass but still thanks a lot, keep me added since you are a famous youtuber

Crystal: nah

Crystal: you waste my time

Erik S> Clean GE TC!: Lol feminists were right after all - ALL MEN ARE PIGS

Crystal is now Offline.

 


 

 

I was not left in disappointment,


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When mvm gets hot

 

island55 :  im cold

island55 :  cammy

Carnage :  hi cold

Raenerys Targaryen :  he needs you to hold him

island55 :  ^ without saying it myself

Carnage :  what if im cold too tho

island55 :  win/win

island55 :  spoon

Carnage :  only if i get to be the big spoon

island55 :  your increasing the blood flow to my middle section

Raenerys Targaryen :  Oh yea, she definitely said that!

Raenerys Targaryen :  lmao

Carnage :  big spoon it is then

 

 

island55 :  oh stop

Raenerys Targaryen :  it really means go

Raenerys Targaryen :  and more

*DEAD* Carnage :  my safe word is more
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Frequent impersonators than usual.

 

11:14 PM - Corp.fox: hi, need something?
11:14 PM - Appleteck: hello
11:14 PM - Appleteck: is your unusual up for trade?
11:15 PM - Corp.fox: y?
11:15 PM - Appleteck: what do you wnt for it?
11:15 PM - Appleteck: please check my vault account it stated on my profile
11:16 PM - Appleteck: kindly check
11:16 PM - Corp.fox: whats a vault account?
11:16 PM - Appleteck: my main account where i hide my items :)
11:17 PM - Corp.fox: y dont u trade with ur main account?
11:17 PM - Corp.fox: also, y would u put ur steam account as Scammers...?
11:18 PM - Appleteck: what?
11:18 PM - Corp.fox: ur supposely main account has this account as a scammer
11:18 PM - Corp.fox: so ur main account isnt urs...
11:21 PM - Corp.fox: SCAMMERS:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/7656119809590238/
11:22 PM - Corp.fox: thats u
11:24 PM - Corp.fox: at least i can report u
11:24 PM - Appleteck is now Offline.
 

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