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11:13 PM - Chocolate: Buy my Noble c:

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: Looking for class-specific m89

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: m80*

11:13 PM - Chocolate: allclass sweg

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: I'm not one of those all-class newfegs

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: >:(

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: I AM DEDICATED TO ONE AND ONLY!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: LIKE THOSE IN MARRIAGE!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: EXCEPT THIS IS NOT MARRIAGE!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: IT IS A BOND FAR GREATER THAN IT!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: hat love

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11:13 PM - Chocolate: Buy my Noble c:

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: Looking for class-specific m89

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: m80*

11:13 PM - Chocolate: allclass sweg

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: I'm not one of those all-class newfegs

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: >:(

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: I AM DEDICATED TO ONE AND ONLY!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: LIKE THOSE IN MARRIAGE!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: EXCEPT THIS IS NOT MARRIAGE!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: IT IS A BOND FAR GREATER THAN IT!

11:13 PM - Mister Unlucky: hat love

All-Class > Single Class

 

Totally not biased in any way whatsoever.

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All-Class > Single Class

 

Totally not biased in any way whatsoever.

just realized, thanks.

 

but anyways, he added me to beg for free stuff again.

 

:/

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not really a steam convo but this is another time this has happened

 

*in cs:go competitive game, topping the scoreboards of everyone*

Guy: What rank are you?

Me: 0 why?

Me: do you think i should be higher? :P (i said this cas i was topping)

Guy: Yeah your really good

 

People make me feel happy. I just don't have the time to play cs:go that often so im not eligible for a rank :3

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Context: he added me and offered a bad item overpay on my rancho, then added weapons.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

7:39 PM - Cedank~: hi

7:40 PM - Sprite: hi

7:40 PM - Sprite: i want

7:40 PM - Sprite: Taunt: Rancho Relaxo

7:40 PM - Sprite has accepted your request to trade.

7:40 PM - Sprite: you acep ?

7:40 PM - Cedank~: youd need to add some more

7:41 PM - Sprite: has more than 1 keys

7:41 PM - Cedank~: I require overpat

7:41 PM - Cedank~: overpay

7:42 PM - Sprite: which the most ?

7:41 PM - Cedank~: ?

7:42 PM - Sprite: weapons?

7:42 PM - Cedank~: just more stuff in general

7:42 PM - Cedank~: your items don't cover the value of the rancho yet

7:42 PM - Cedank~: so I need more

7:43 PM - Sprite: Light covering

7:43 PM - Cedank~: not enough

7:44 PM - Sprite: bye scamer ¬¬

7:44 PM - Sprite is now Offline.

7:44 PM - Sprite is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

7:44 PM - Cedank~: k
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A Delicious Cashew: what if i told you I have no friends ;(

grain: that sad

grain: jsut ask the online friend in your steam

A Delicious Cashew: I am a genius, graduated highschool at the fine age of 10

grain: for some help

A Delicious Cashew: They're all alts

A Delicious Cashew: I am a maniac

A Delicious Cashew: with 150 computers

grain: just a few minute they just hold you item while i dont have keys

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A Delicious Cashew: Alright, I'll get one of the alts to chat you

A Delicious Cashew: Ready to be an alt?

Water Salesman: Pffft, doesn't alt tip him off or sumin

Water Salesman: But sure

A Delicious Cashew: ik

Your chat with Water Salesman is now a multi-user chat.

Water Salesman has been invited to chat.

grain has been invited to chat.

grain entered chat.

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grain: ok hi dude

A Delicious Cashew: This here is my finest alt, raised him and nutured him myself

grain: can you help your friend here?

Water Salesman: Yeah

A Delicious Cashew: Maniac's will control the universe one day

A Delicious Cashew: we'll need water and cashews to do that

grain: HAHAHA wtf is maniac?

A Delicious Cashew: I am a self proclaimed maniac with 150 alts because I have no friends

grain: dude all the conversation will be here only to be safe

Water Salesman: Robots are your friends

A Delicious Cashew: Don't you read anything I told you?

grain: can you add me

Water Salesman: Me or him

A Delicious Cashew: Me or my alt?

Water Salesman: or him

Water Salesman: or me

grain: can you add me

grain: water

Water Salesman: Yeah

grain: ok

A Delicious Cashew: Grain + water + cashews can control the world!

Water Salesman: And taste funky fresh at the same time

grain: sir you know the process you jsut hole the item of your friend then after i brought all the keys then you trade the item back to him

grain: ?

A Delicious Cashew: I once knew a wise man named pudding

grain: do you understand?

A Delicious Cashew: He tasted delicious

Water Salesman: I understand

grain: all the communication will be here only

A Delicious Cashew: Cows control the economy

grain: understand

grain: ?

A Delicious Cashew: COWS ARE THE FUTURE

grain: can you screenshot

Water Salesman: I can screenshot, yeah

grain: the dekstop?

A Delicious Cashew: MUHAHAHAHA

A Delicious Cashew: wait that was supposed to be a real life, not a virtual laugh

Water Salesman: Silly cashew, everyone knows anteaters are the future

A Delicious Cashew: Don't let me contradict me

Water Salesman: Sorry me

A Delicious Cashew: It's okay, I forgive me

Water Salesman: Thanks, me

grain: wait dont trade yet

grain: just screenshot

grain: the dekstop

Water Salesman: Ok one sec

Water Salesman: What do I need to screenshot

A Delicious Cashew: No no, I'll screenshot for me

Water Salesman: Alright me, thanks.

A Delicious Cashew: or me will screenshot for me

A Delicious Cashew: my choice

grain: both of you

Water Salesman: I'd rather me do it

A Delicious Cashew: No no no, me first

Water Salesman: But that's my opinion

A Delicious Cashew: That's my opinion too idiot

A Delicious Cashew: whoops i should stop insulting myself


A Delicious Cashew: sorry me

Water Salesman: I still love myself

grain: do the screenshot sir

Water Salesman: Of what?

grain: dekstop

A Delicious Cashew: Don't worry me, I screenshotted everything

Water Salesman: ok me

A Delicious Cashew: COWS ARE THE FUTURE

grain: both of you so ican be sure that all the communication will be here in group chat only

A Delicious Cashew: hurry up and trade me already, me is hungry

A Delicious Cashew: how about the other me here?

grain: bro

A Delicious Cashew: A delicious grain sandvich would be delicious

Water Salesman: Pretty hungry

grain left chat.

 

Waste of time, but whatever, got a good laugh

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Context: he added me and offered a bad item overpay on my rancho, then added weapons.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

7:39 PM - Cedank~: hi

7:40 PM - Sprite: hi

7:40 PM - Sprite: i want

7:40 PM - Sprite: Taunt: Rancho Relaxo

7:40 PM - Sprite has accepted your request to trade.

7:40 PM - Sprite: you acep ?

7:40 PM - Cedank~: youd need to add some more

7:41 PM - Sprite: has more than 1 keys

7:41 PM - Cedank~: I require overpat

7:41 PM - Cedank~: overpay

7:42 PM - Sprite: which the most ?

7:41 PM - Cedank~: ?

7:42 PM - Sprite: weapons?

7:42 PM - Cedank~: just more stuff in general

7:42 PM - Cedank~: your items don't cover the value of the rancho yet

7:42 PM - Cedank~: so I need more

7:43 PM - Sprite: Light covering

7:43 PM - Cedank~: not enough

7:44 PM - Sprite: bye scamer ¬¬

7:44 PM - Sprite is now Offline.

7:44 PM - Sprite is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

7:44 PM - Cedank~: k

Those damn scamers...
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DiamondHavoc: nu

DiamondHavoc: we need moar mods

MaGenta♥: We do, badly. Unfortunately all the people who are ACTUALLY qualified to do the job don't want to be mods XD

DiamondHavoc: :(

DiamondHavoc: we should show a diversity

MaGenta♥: Firstly, I'm not sure they exactly have a 'hiring policy' they have to fulfill XD

MaGenta♥: Secondly, we'd still all be English-speaking white men X3

DiamondHavoc: yeah but

DiamondHavoc: gay people r awesum

MaGenta♥: Oh, on THAT front, yes, I fulfill a niche XD

DiamondHavoc: yup

DiamondHavoc: because then

DiamondHavoc: when all the noob suggesters

DiamondHavoc: call someone gayw hen they tell them to read the rules

DiamondHavoc: you can just say

DiamondHavoc: well I am

MaGenta♥: ...That's pretty fuckin smart XD

DiamondHavoc: yey

MaGenta♥: Still dealing with that fucking DBD Jefe manipulator on my suggestion, speaking of X3

DiamondHavoc: lol

DiamondHavoc: is he angry at you

MaGenta♥: Fairly X3

DiamondHavoc: get him to call you gay

DiamondHavoc: then

DiamondHavoc: we strike

DiamondHavoc: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MaGenta♥: Will do my best XD

DiamondHavoc: yey

 

why Gent being gay is the best thing that happened to the forums

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Worth to mention is that I don't even know this guy...

 

God I hate people like that.  Instant blocklist.  Worst is when you're just minding your own business in-game and they trade you out of nowhere.  They always try to act so nice, too, which is what bothers me the most, because I know that in their head all they really care about is their own damn self.  It's like they're saying "fuck you, yay for me" with a smile and hoping you're dumb enough not to realize it.

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Thursday, September 4, 2014

1:47 PM - Mister Unlucky: IT'S HAPPENING!

1:47 PM - IT'S SAPPENNING: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

1:47 PM - IT'S SAPPENNING: after 2.5 years, this dota champion is finally out

1:48 PM - Mister Unlucky: I can't show any sort of happiness, for I have never played that video game. But I can pat you on the back

1:48 PM - Mister Unlucky: (I can't show any happiness at all)

1:48 PM - IT'S SAPPENNING: Yeah, i know, but every dota player right now

1:48 PM - IT'S SAPPENNING: on reddit

1:48 PM - IT'S SAPPENNING: is fuking partying

1:48 PM - Mister Unlucky: ok

1:48 PM - Mister Unlucky: Go fuck her right in the pussy

1:48 PM - Mister Unlucky: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1:49 PM - IT'S SAPPENNING: lol
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September-04-14

1:43 PM - TF2scout: hi

1:44 PM - TF2scout: i am a steam messanger i am have been show that you owe a fin of 30 buds if you do not pay the fin you will lose your stem id you can pay me a stem valve person or another messanger

1:45 PM - TF2scout: you have 6 days to pay

2:42 PM - TF2scout is now Online.

2:42 PM - TF2scout: have a nice day

2:46 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

2:46 PM - Mr. Bucket: ok who do i pay

2:50 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

2:50 PM - TF2scout: me steam valve or another messanger
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September-04-14
1:43 PM - TF2scout: hi
1:44 PM - TF2scout: i am a steam messanger i am have been show that you owe a fin of 30 buds if you do not pay the fin you will lose your stem id you can pay me a stem valve person or another messanger
1:45 PM - TF2scout: you have 6 days to pay
2:42 PM - TF2scout is now Online.
2:42 PM - TF2scout: have a nice day
2:46 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:46 PM - Mr. Bucket: ok who do i pay
2:50 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:50 PM - TF2scout: me steam valve or another messanger

 

 

Genius

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September-04-14
1:43 PM - TF2scout: hi
1:44 PM - TF2scout: i am a steam messanger i am have been show that you owe a fin of 30 buds if you do not pay the fin you will lose your stem id you can pay me a stem valve person or another messanger
1:45 PM - TF2scout: you have 6 days to pay
2:42 PM - TF2scout is now Online.
2:42 PM - TF2scout: have a nice day
2:46 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:46 PM - Mr. Bucket: ok who do i pay
2:50 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:50 PM - TF2scout: me steam valve or another messanger

 

"Me steam valve." 

10/10.

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September-04-14
1:43 PM - TF2scout: hi
1:44 PM - TF2scout: i am a steam messanger i am have been show that you owe a fin of 30 buds if you do not pay the fin you will lose your stem id you can pay me a stem valve person or another messanger
1:45 PM - TF2scout: you have 6 days to pay
2:42 PM - TF2scout is now Online.
2:42 PM - TF2scout: have a nice day
2:46 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:46 PM - Mr. Bucket: ok who do i pay
2:50 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:50 PM - TF2scout: me steam valve or another messanger

"Pay a fin of 30 buds"

So does he want Shark fins or Goldfish fins?

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September-04-14
1:43 PM - TF2scout: hi
1:44 PM - TF2scout: i am a steam messanger i am have been show that you owe a fin of 30 buds if you do not pay the fin you will lose your stem id you can pay me a stem valve person or another messanger
1:45 PM - TF2scout: you have 6 days to pay
2:42 PM - TF2scout is now Online.
2:42 PM - TF2scout: have a nice day
2:46 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:46 PM - Mr. Bucket: ok who do i pay
2:50 PM - TF2scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:50 PM - TF2scout: me steam valve or another messanger

 

VALVe was founded in Russia?

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WAAAAHT: waht??

Hero: please dude i need 200$ to pay my dad's hospital bills please ill Repay you soon or you give me aim

WAAAAHT: how about no

Hero: how about i whack you in school?

WAAAAHT: okay

Hero: U sure?

WAAAAHT: fist me

Hero: ?


Hero: bitch fuck you


Hero is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

 

(Adds me to beg, I say no and he goes apeshit and acts like a thug-life.)

few minutes later he left a comment on my profile


Hero 2 Sep @ 8:44pm  

-rep doesn't understand english and doesn't have a family and he doesn't know family problems.


 

 

EDIT: he thinks he can fight, when all he do is charge at the person and fail. he fails as a living being as well.

 



trade offers he sent me

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WAAAAHT: waht??
Hero: please dude i need 200$ to pay my dad's hospital bills please ill Repay you soon or you give me aim
WAAAAHT: how about no
Hero: how about i whack you in school?
WAAAAHT: okay
Hero: U sure?
WAAAAHT: fist me
Hero: ?
Hero: bitch fuck you
Hero is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
 
(Adds me to beg, I say no and he goes apeshit and acts like a thug-life.)
few minutes later he left a comment on my profile
Hero 2 Sep @ 8:44pm  
-rep doesn't understand english and doesn't have a family and he doesn't know family problems.
 
 
EDIT: he thinks he can fight, when all he do is charge at the person and fail. he fails as a living being as well.

 

 

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