You find an ancient device that will grant you three correct and straightforward answers to three questions, what are they?

[Altair]

3. who let the dogs out

I dunno. But i'd blame the one that left that corroded spot in the wooden door on you.

[Alex From Security]

Why do I always get friend zoned?

 

Why do I have weird friends?

 

Is Biden a bro?

[Pyrocide]

What is Google's true business purpose?

What year is Mars populated?

When does singularity become reality?

[The Radiated Banana]

1. What is the meaning of life(not 42)?

2. Is there actually a god of some sort

3. How to bring rock and punk back

[Splat]

How do I build another one of you?

[Ersin]

1.Is there a God?

2.How do I get more questions?

3..What came first the chicken or the egg?

[Yuurg]

1. How can I convince the world that religion is bullshit without doing anything illegal or becoming Hitler

2. How can I get rid of all the Republicans and most Democrats without doing anything illegal or becoming Hitler

3. Can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Anhus™]

Is there a god?

Does everything as we know it really exist?

Am I LGBQT?