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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick.

Fucking copied mine off the scamming thread bitch.

 

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Fucking copied mine off the scamming thread bitch.

 

Lol

Fucking copied it off 4chan, red it, huffingtonpost news article comments, digg, twitter, facebook, etc. bitch.

 

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You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck off your ugly bitches pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw. You shitheaded pooeating foureyed bigheaded pedofilic godforesaken pissdrinking assfucking homofilic beerbellied mophaired cronical heroinaddicted tetanussuffering monkeyassed cocksucking breastloving hepatitis. BITCH COCK SUCKING FUZZY SLIPPER WEARING TOE NAIL PAINTED AIDS FAGGOT SUCKING YOUR DADS DICK FOR PHONE CARDS SO YOU CAN TROLL YOUTUBE LIKE A LITTLE PUNK BITCH SINCE YOU GET BUTT FUCKED BY YUR DAD AND ABUSED BY YOUR MUM WHEN SHE MAKES THE DOG CUM LOAD OUT HER GREEN DISCHARGE DIRTY STD INFESTED BIRTH PUSSY HOLE

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Fucking copied it off 4chan, red it, huffingtonpost news article comments, digg, twitter, facebook, etc. bitch.

 

Lol

That has to be an insult in itself. +1 good sir!

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You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck off your ugly bitches pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw. You shitheaded pooeating foureyed bigheaded pedofilic godforesaken pissdrinking assfucking homofilic beerbellied mophaired cronical heroinaddicted tetanussuffering monkeyassed cocksucking breastloving hepatitis. BITCH COCK SUCKING FUZZY SLIPPER WEARING TOE NAIL PAINTED AIDS FAGGOT SUCKING YOUR DADS DICK FOR PHONE CARDS SO YOU CAN TROLL YOUTUBE LIKE A LITTLE PUNK BITCH SINCE YOU GET BUTT FUCKED BY YUR DAD AND ABUSED BY YOUR MUM WHEN SHE MAKES THE DOG CUM LOAD OUT HER GREEN DISCHARGE DIRTY STD INFESTED BIRTH PUSSY HOLE

Not even a comeback. Just being plain rude <3

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Me: You're so stupid at times, you know that?

Him: Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE so stupid at times.

Me: Bitch please, if I wanted my own comeback I'd wipe it off yo momma's face. 

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A good one I heard a while ago:

 

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass.

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I am not saying you have a small dick, but if you ran at a wall with a boner, your nose would hit the wall first.

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"You look fat in that dress" 10/10 worst mistake i ever made.

 

What about yo mamma's: You mamma so fat she broke a branch off the family tree huehuehueheuheuheue yo mamma's never get old

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"You look fat in that dress" 10/10 worst mistake i ever made.

 

What about yo mamma's: You mamma so fat she broke a branch off the family tree huehuehueheuheuheue yo mamma's never get old

Oh god that's scary.

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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

 

 

 

I usually say this after every trade, when the other guy says "Thanks."

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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

 

 

 

I usually say this after every trade, when the other guy says "Thanks."

i lol'd

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I was at Chinese restaurant  and one of the waitresses had a flat head(for example it was like straight up and down in the back). I looked over and called her smackback. =(

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Also there was this one time I was at the gas station and I saw woman walk by with a weird butt and I laughed so loud that they heard me.

 

Exp.

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*insert overused generic joke here*

 

*insert post about how I 'laughed out loud' in real life but in reality I just breathed out more air than usual out of my nose as I passed a mere chuckle*

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I'm not saying your family is dumb, but if idiots could fly, your house would be an airport

Hahaha...How did you even come up with this? xD

 

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