Google. Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You messed it up. It's: Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick. Fucking copied mine off the scamming thread bitch. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpiro Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Fucking copied mine off the scamming thread bitch. Lol Fucking copied it off 4chan, red it, huffingtonpost news article comments, digg, twitter, facebook, etc. bitch. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Google. Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck off your ugly bitches pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw. You shitheaded pooeating foureyed bigheaded pedofilic godforesaken pissdrinking assfucking homofilic beerbellied mophaired cronical heroinaddicted tetanussuffering monkeyassed cocksucking breastloving hepatitis. BITCH COCK SUCKING FUZZY SLIPPER WEARING TOE NAIL PAINTED AIDS FAGGOT SUCKING YOUR DADS DICK FOR PHONE CARDS SO YOU CAN TROLL YOUTUBE LIKE A LITTLE PUNK BITCH SINCE YOU GET BUTT FUCKED BY YUR DAD AND ABUSED BY YOUR MUM WHEN SHE MAKES THE DOG CUM LOAD OUT HER GREEN DISCHARGE DIRTY STD INFESTED BIRTH PUSSY HOLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEASANT Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Fucking copied it off 4chan, red it, huffingtonpost news article comments, digg, twitter, facebook, etc. bitch. Lol That has to be an insult in itself. +1 good sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEASANT Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck off your ugly bitches pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw. You shitheaded pooeating foureyed bigheaded pedofilic godforesaken pissdrinking assfucking homofilic beerbellied mophaired cronical heroinaddicted tetanussuffering monkeyassed cocksucking breastloving hepatitis. BITCH COCK SUCKING FUZZY SLIPPER WEARING TOE NAIL PAINTED AIDS FAGGOT SUCKING YOUR DADS DICK FOR PHONE CARDS SO YOU CAN TROLL YOUTUBE LIKE A LITTLE PUNK BITCH SINCE YOU GET BUTT FUCKED BY YUR DAD AND ABUSED BY YOUR MUM WHEN SHE MAKES THE DOG CUM LOAD OUT HER GREEN DISCHARGE DIRTY STD INFESTED BIRTH PUSSY HOLE Not even a comeback. Just being plain rude <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Me: You're so stupid at times, you know that? Him: Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE so stupid at times. Me: Bitch please, if I wanted my own comeback I'd wipe it off yo momma's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitten Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 A good one I heard a while ago: If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondHole Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Them: Your dick is the size of a tic-tac Me: No wonder your mom's breath is so fresh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estabanyo Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I am not saying you have a small dick, but if you ran at a wall with a boner, your nose would hit the wall first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiated Banana Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "You look fat in that dress" 10/10 worst mistake i ever made. What about yo mamma's: You mamma so fat she broke a branch off the family tree huehuehueheuheuheue yo mamma's never get old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiu Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "You look fat in that dress" 10/10 worst mistake i ever made. What about yo mamma's: You mamma so fat she broke a branch off the family tree huehuehueheuheuheue yo mamma's never get old Oh god that's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyKorean Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." I usually say this after every trade, when the other guy says "Thanks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiated Banana Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." I usually say this after every trade, when the other guy says "Thanks." i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 The only way you will ever get laid is, if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I was at Chinese restaurant and one of the waitresses had a flat head(for example it was like straight up and down in the back). I looked over and called her smackback. =( Also there was this one time I was at the gas station and I saw woman walk by with a weird butt and I laughed so loud that they heard me. Exp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin the Chicken God Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 him: ur mum was gr8 last night me: JOKES ON YOU I HAVE 2 DADS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitteh #Everybodys Friend Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 benscat (1:09:52 PM): Ask your fucking mom for money, not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 (Some girl that hates me): you know what, fuck you! Me: alright. When and where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professional Map Painter Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=241812868 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=241812961 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=241034055 cpu is 2mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seminal Inhalation Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 *insert overused generic joke here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 *insert overused generic joke here* *insert post about how I 'laughed out loud' in real life but in reality I just breathed out more air than usual out of my nose as I passed a mere chuckle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators OverduePixels Posted June 8, 2014 Administrators Share Posted June 8, 2014 I'm not saying your family is dumb, but if idiots could fly, your house would be an airport Hahaha...How did you even come up with this? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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