Get Layd Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 What is the best insult you've ever said to someone you hated? I'll start off with my best. (This happened over a group text) Friend: enough with the dick showing contest Guy I hate: Yeah I already won that Me: that's not what your girlfriend said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 thats not really funny tbh ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEASANT Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Your ass is so jealous of your mouth on the amount of shit that comes out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wubsies ♥ Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You have a nice smile. or... Ooooh girl, dat ass doe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seminal Inhalation Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Me: Rim my anal ring. Other kids: .... *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ɲαɳσ Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacial Sarcasm Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I'm not saying your family is dumb, but if idiots could fly, your house would be an airport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFINIT_T Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Friend says: Move your fat ass over Me: I'm not your mom Friend: *silence, True True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripster99™ Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Me: Hey ___, remember you caught that ball with your face *I threw her a ball, it hits her in the face, discussing this a year later with her*Her: remember how hairy your mother back was *Or some shit like that* Me: Atleast I have a mother *Her mom and dad split up, and she now lives with her grandfather, Luckily she didn't hear me, that would've been fucked up* She's my cousin's friend, she's a rich, spoiled bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy Ham Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 "You are an autism"â„¢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 http://cheezburger.com/4357584640 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VϟF UnPHOgettable #Sweg Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Me: i bet u kiss girls u fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEASANT Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Do you come from a cactus family? Because ya'll are pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oblivion276678 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 A: You suck. B: You swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♠Derpeh♤ Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 YOU WASTE OF SPERM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondHavoc. Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Me: i bet u kiss girls u fag ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PootisWorker Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You're as genuine as an untrade V Luger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklunerninja Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Get to the back of the Bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duscoda Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ra6it Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 shut up u oxygen theif. i like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertbuggy Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 MAYBE one person can come on this thread without one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEPOLARBEAR Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Friend: Your mu choked on my D1ck last night Me: Well you know what they say, small things are choking hazards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoㅤ Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 i'd tell you to kiss my ass but then you'd fall in love with me and i would never get rid of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERPKEK Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Him: So I heard your mum is charging $2.00 for an hour Me: Actually for you it's a dollar an inch so yes still $2.00 mechanics class was some funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpiro Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Do you come from a cactus family? Because ya'll are pricks.You messed it up. It's:Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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