Wooden House Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Not mine, but something i can relate to. This one is just for the keks :^) that first one, my sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 This back when I was like 9 or 10. One day I wanted to try and see what masturbation was like so I dropped my pants and started and then my mum walked in. _-_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Heavy Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Caught fapping by parents, farted really fucking loudly in class, sharted in public. At a restaurant: Really Cute Waitress: "Enjoy your food!" Me: "You too!" *hand immediately collides with forehead* I've lived through it all man... But it made me stronger. (And lowered my self-esteem) Took a massive shit during my junior prom at the venue because I have a weak stomach, luckily it was the end. I thought it was all over with so we went to D&B's for a cheap afterprom, I shit there as well. I had also noticed that whilst wiping that I got a little bit of shittle on my suit. I frantically tried scraping it off after I was done and then one of my best friends walked in. "Hey bro are you ok?" My face drained color immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin the Chicken God Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I dressed up in a big Scooby-doo suit for Halloween 8th grade year (because I was cool like that), and standing outside my friend's house waiting for him to come outside A group of the hottest girls in my grade come up and start baby talking to me and asking me if I was alone on Halloween (not realizing who it was wearing the costume, thinking it was a little kid) (which doesnt make sense because Im very tall for my age) realization set in, and we just stood across the street from each other for around 10 seconds then I flipped them off and ran into the woods (like I said, I had all the swag back in the day) I cringe just thinking about it, now a few of them tease me about it but the others just ignore me completely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Heavy Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I was fapping and my friend walked in and he wanted in. My Grandma caught me fapping once. Don't even ask. I once farted in the middle of class. I once walked into my girlfriends room, or what I thought was anyway, and grabbed, and shouted Hey baby! It was her younger sister... who screamed so loud, I still can't hear properly. As you may be able to tell, we don't date anymore... I was sharpening my pencil in class with those manual pencil sharpenersthese things, I would often sharpen my pencil when I had to fart to drain out any flatulence noises. One day I decided I had to fart, it didn't feel like a big one, I was in the middle of sharpening my pencil, pushing this fart out, thinking it was going to be little one, but when it came out, it was probably the loudest fart I ever did fart. I laughed so hard when this guy made a joke that I farted and it was during the middle of a test. My friend once fell and grabbed a girl's breast while he fell and he blamed it on me I tripped and almost pulled some girl's pants down trying to get a hold of something She thought I was trying to pull her pants down This back when I was like 9 or 10. One day I wanted to try and see what masturbation was like so I dropped my pants and started and then my mum walked in. _-_ No regrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViperNati0n Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 when i was in my first year of school when i was 5 i went to do one of those pee fountains in the urinal where you point your dick up. anyway i guess i was too eager and pissed all over my face and didnt know how to clean it up (guess it was on my shirt too) went back into class with my wet pride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERPKEK Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 First day of high school, we had the lanyard things issued to us which is normal, they have our name, our picture, student I.D., etc. Walk into my science class and the teacher asks "What's your name?", I proceed to look at the lanyard because I guess I apparently forgot my name. :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Just look at the selfies thread on this forum and you'll see my most embarrassing moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karam Posted June 4, 2014 Author Share Posted June 4, 2014 Just look at the selfies thread on this forum and you'll see my most embarrassing moment. If that is your most embarrassing moment then you must have a GREAT life !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 If that is your most embarrassing moment then you must have a GREAT life !! Well there was this one time back in 9th grade where my civics class went to the state Capitol and I ended up getting lost. A cop car had to pick me up and drive me back to where our bus was parked while all my friends were on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozy Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Well there was this one time back in 9th grade where my civics class went to the state Capitol and I ended up getting lost. A cop car had to pick me up and drive me back to where our bus was parked while all my friends were on it. If that is your most embarrassing moment then you must have a GREAT life !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karam Posted June 5, 2014 Author Share Posted June 5, 2014 Nailed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyKorean Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Well, here's a small embarrassing one. I was at my gym getting ready to take a shower. Undressed my clothes and went in. Bare in mind that the showers in my gym are all open, and it's split by a really big wall of lockers. I saw that I was the only one in the showers so I started humming. Nobody came in so I then proceeded to sing "We are the Champions" I heard some noise in the back but shrugged it off. A small hispanic man came in from the back and started singing with me. Really akward, but it only got worse. His gang of friends came out like some fucking mariachi band. All singing, all naked. I can look back and laugh about it now, but at the time I was scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 At age ~4 I always played with the dirt and made small balls (me and a pal) I always enjoyed when it was a little wet, if it was raining the day before - and one time when I got home I instantly see a pile of huge "dirt" that I start to play with, my mom pick me up and rushed in to clean me up... Later figured out it was dog shit. Around ~13 I was in class with a small group from the class (~10 people) and the teacher said something that I apparently found slightly dumb so I randomly said it out loud and the same way he said it... Everyone laughed and his face went - When I was 18 and went to the bar for the first time, I was drunk and fell asleep - I got kicked out, first time at bar - first time kicked out. Age ~14 I was test-working(idk the word) in a place and I can't remember what I was asking, but it was like the stupid as sh*t - so she went all "lol wat?" and I was like "ahh, gotcha - just kidding" - she bursted out of laugh, tfw I was being serious -_-' Age ~12, we were doing a project when we went out visting a job then we did an essay on it or w/e and talked about it.. Reading from the paper, and I didn't have much/was nervous to read it all - so I actually added in "the fuck does it say here" just to get more words out & say less... I planned it, even tho I saw everything, cuz dumb. Perhaps not embarrassing but I once at a (swim)contest went to the bathroom and took a pee, few seconds later I notice someone had took a dump on the floor - so fucking glad I didn't need to explain it if someone was waiting for me outside, also had my friend there and showed him, so all fun-- but would've been scary to be like "ah no, that wasn't me" if someone was standing in the line. Caught my brother had been watching porn, had to tell him to at least remove it so my parents couldn't see it - because we shared computer with the whole family back then. lel, just remembered this cuz during same time - I was playing WoW (only played at start and like 2years after that, no wow geek here ty) and we were a full raid of 40people, and I was very young at the time and I saw a guy jumping close to the boss because he knew where the "aggro" location was at, so he stood really close to it. I was 2cool so I had get closer when the group was discussing how we should take it down - I pulled the boss and everyone died, I was silent during the whole time in voice chat after that. One time I had to pee really badly so I went close to a tree, 3people from 3 different places walk pass me while I take a leak. I wasn't a contestent at the day, so I helped the team cuz I was swimming the day after - and when they were giving out medals I walked from place A to B (B being the place were medals were given out), the 2nd time the contestents were already at B, and I had walked over to place A...... I had to fucking run when everyone in the entire arena was watching me holding my plate with medals. I wasn't embarrassed cuz I was so sick, but I should've been - it was earlier this year/or 2013.. I was really sick, puked and shit everywhere. I had to go to the ER and everything.. Well first of, I ran to the toilet with explosive poo-poo, then I didn't have time to "switch" to put my mouth close to the toilet so I puked everywhere on the floor. This was around ~3AM, had to wake my dad up and when we went up... I litterally painted the whole toilet, the seat and everything brown... ~15mins after he cleaned it... I did it all again. LOL, then we got a bucket and I was all good. ER + had nothing in my stomach (puked up that green stuff from your stomach - idk the english word). I didn't eat or drink in 2days (just puked everything up) - when I got home after been on drop for ~1hour I had some fluid in my system, and I had to fart - I shat myself, the poo was black. Wasn't really poo, was just some black period from my ass. Said "mom I just shat myself" - never thought I was gonna say that at age 21, gg no re. When I was drunk as f00k, I was in a TS3 server with a bunch of friends - I'm never really hostile when I drink (until that happend lol) but I litterally told a girl that was on the server to f off and a bunch of mean stuff - that she wasn't welcome and real mean stuff... Later figured out she lives like ~20mins from me and the next day when she entered the same TS3 channel, I muted my mic and later disconnected. 2scary4me I got like terrible memory, will add more if I can think of any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stale_cola Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 My dog started humping my leg, and kept repeatedly doing it. I read online that they do it as a sign of dominance, so i started dry humping him back, trying to get him to stop. I said "How do you like it, asshole", just as my roommate walked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.G.B. Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 when i was five I got lost in the market and grabbed some guy I thought was my dad but it wasnt and i cry'd and then spaghetti fell outta my pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin the Chicken God Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 spaghetti fell outta my pocket Im got lost at this point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Now that I think about it I once accidentally stumbled upon my dad's porn stash while looking for a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabaers Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Now that I think about it I once accidentally stumbled upon my dad's porn stash while looking for a pencil. How does that even work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Now that I think about it I once accidentally stumbled upon my dad's porn stash while looking for a pencil. eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karam Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 So there was this time i was going to dinner with my siblings and i was chewing a gum ,, i decided to play some football with it .. i spat it and kicked it ,, and suddenly it just sticks up in my hair .. it looked horrible, but my siblings are like screw it we are still going to dinner. So i walked in the streets with a gum in my hair ,, how sexy lol .. had to shave it when i got home :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I fell off my trail bike just to land in fresh dung in front of my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 How does that even work? Procrastinated on an assignment and I was out of pencils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.G.B. Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Now that I think about it I once accidentally stumbled upon my dad's porn stash while looking for a pencil. reminds me of when i found my parents "toys" while cleaning the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stale_cola Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 reminds me of when i found my parents "toys" while cleaning the house did they have gi joes or hot wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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