Conversation between three members of my band's trumpet section: Guy, Black Girl, and Me. Any implications of inducing harm are mere jokes. It runs in my school's community; we're rather ghetto. :/

*Guy grabs a long black bar in the room we're having sectional practice in*
Girl: "Why did you grab that?"
Guy: "I'ma going to hit you with it."
Girl: "Don't do that! That's racist!"
Me: "You say it's racist. I say it's historically accurate."
*Every trumpet player in the room proceeds to burst out laughing*

I swear the Trumpet section is the darkest, weirdest section in my school's band...